Chapter 041: Fat Man
We looked at the fat man next to the beggar Lin Bad, could it be that he is really a ruthless character? But is there such an exaggeration?
Just when we were confused, when we didn't dare to act rashly, the other party clasped the second brother with his hand extremely obscenely and said, "This is a little itchy, scratch." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
This is really a damaged image of scum, just like at a critical moment, when you need a shot, you are ready to use a cannon, you can turn around and find that it is a shotgun, such a lack of force, is the image of this man now, so we know that he is a rookie, and we have become fearless.
But my hands couldn't reach his chrysanthemum, so I could only caress my own brilliant chrysanthemum and watch the next miraculous event.
Suddenly, at this time, a voice came from the direction of the sky at an inclination angle of forty-five degrees: "You dead ghost, where are you going to die, business is coming, you don't sell meat, what are you doing here?" ”
We looked over with the sound at the moment, and saw a woman full of fat, her lips were like two sausages, there was a relatively large mole at the corner of her mouth, her entire nostrils were ridiculously large, her eyes were cross-eyed, her ears were of different sizes, and her upper and lower figures were completely out of proportion, which was beyond the acceptable range of normal people.
I saw that this woman gathered the courage to run barefoot, scolding while running, and her momentum was definitely not lost to Oba Niu and the charter wife.
In an instant, this woman has arrived in front of us, and I instantly found out that these two people are husband and wife, but how do they sleep at night, and will the bed be painful?
I saw that the woman rushed up, grabbed the other party's second brother directly with her hand, and then scolded: "Come with me and do business!" ”
Talking and talking.
Could this be the legendary move to stabilize the green dragon?
The fat man in front of him howled with millions of ghosts crying wolf, and said in an extremely aggrieved voice: "Don't get flax, don't get flax." ”
We couldn't help but be very surprised when we saw such a shot.,It seems that the popularity of AV has reached this realm.,By the way:According to my research,Linen has to have a double meaning.,One is to come on.,The other is the meaning of don't.。
At this moment, the fat man looked at his wife and said, "Wife, don't talk about it, it's broken, it's broken." ”
The woman said very calmly: "Oh, it's okay, I'll make it up to you if it's broken." ”
The fat man replied instantly: "It's the second child, and if it's broken, it can't be repaired!" ”
With the speed of his answer, it seems that he is really in pain, Dandan's sadness, the woman seems to have realized it, let go of the second child who has been with her for thousands of years, believe that the second child will have eternal life, and break the second child, and be lonely.
The fat man saw that his wife was a lot more restrained, and then said: "Wife, I'm not playing, don't make trouble, I'm doing something, can I finish helping things and then leave?" ”
Before he finished saying this, I saw the woman in front of me slap the fat man very fiercely, and said: "You mean that I am unreasonable, you still do things, what are you doing, you don't sell meat, what do you want to do, rebel!" ”
The fat man immediately explained: "No, someone beat my brother, and I came to seek justice for him." ”
In an instant, the fat man's wife looked around and said, "Brother, brother, what about your brother, there is no one here, only those college students, don't tell me that those college students are your friends!" ”
The fat man looked around, I damn it, that Lin Bad is really gone, and suddenly the fat man looked at his wife very honestly, and said: "Wife, you are embarrassed to say, you have scared people away, look at you, now you look at you, do you know what the outside says about you?" ”
The fat man's wife wanted to squirt the fat man to death with a sip of salt soda, and said: "You are still quibbling, telling me nonsense with your eyes open, and for the time being, I will not pursue your deception of me, I now want to know what the outside world says about me." ”
At this moment, the four of us glanced at the past, I really didn't expect this beggar Lin Bad to be beaten by us and dare to call someone, just call it, call it is still a butcher, sell meat, the four of us thought it was a powerful character, and the most nonsense thing was that it was still a strict wife.
At this moment, the fat man glanced at his wife and said, "Wife, I said, don't blame me, okay?" ”
The fat man's wife nodded.
The fat man said: "People outside call you the originator of the Tianshan nun exterminator Taiyi overlord flower directly into the pig oil field. ”
Suddenly, the fat man's wife looked at the fat man angrily and said, "Didn't you explain, who was talking nonsense?" Look at it, it's all your fault, you pork seller, I'm sorry, why did I marry you blindly. ”
Damn, I saw with my own eyes that the eyes of the woman in front of me were about to pop out, will this cause endocrine disorders?
In an instant, the fat man's wife had no place to vent her anger and directly faced the fat man's face, and the huge face was directly slapped in the face, and then it didn't end, and then the fat meat began to abuse the fat man.
When we saw such a scene, we really sweated for the male compatriot in front of us, and this sweat was really not light!
It seems that this man is also a tough person, and he still looks willing to be abused like this, it seems that it is really not easy.
At this moment, the woman in front of me said: "Do you know, how hard it is for me to marry you, facing your size every day, at that time, the family was poor, the bed at home was so small, I was directly squeezed by you in that gap to survive, just like that, due to the principle of inflation, my body began to become every cell began to struggle due to a long time of squeezing, I was not physically strong at that time, in order not to be squeezed to death by you in the gap, I ate desperately, and then I began to get fat, and my body was sharply deformed, do you say I am easy?" Is it easy? ”
Suddenly, the fat man said, "Yes, since that time, I have been sleeping on the floor every day and have never been to bed." ”
The woman continued: "In order to supervise your weight loss, and to help you lose weight, I beat your fat every day, just to beat that fat meat. ”
At this moment, the fat man cried and replied: "Wife, I have always disagreed with this, the fat meat is not beaten, you think it is a fetus, the fat meat is not you can fight if you want to, since that time I began to be bruised all over my body every day, people still think I have a strange disease, think it is syphilis, and it will automatically disappear within three meters, stay away from me, avoid me." ”
The woman turned her face sideways and scolded: "You still say, doesn't that give you a sense of security?" ”
The woman reacted instantly, seemed to remember something, and said, "And the neighbor's widow's family owes the family dozens of catties of meat, why didn't you go to collect the debt?" ”
The fat man suddenly lowered his head and said: "It's not easy for a widow to be a family, they are all neighbors at home, let's give a few days of grace!" ”
"Are you having an affair with her?"
In an instant, the woman in front of her directly grabbed the fat man in front of her with her hand, directly rotated Thomas, plus a 360-degree rotation, and then beat him violently. (To be continued.) )