We have experienced too many things this day, after simply signing an agreement with Fu Lina, we went back to the room early to prepare for bed because we were too tired - Lianyue and Lianxing lived in a room with Zining, and I squeezed a room with Boss Cao and Squinted eyes, this house is really a Japanese room, and there is not even a bed, and we have to make our own quilts, which is really not used to living. However, our room is near the left, and if the room is divided like this in the future, it is not impossible to find an opportunity to attack at night!

Well, no, I thought about it, if I want a night attack, it's a night attack in the open, and I can't do anything villainous. But Integrity and Night Raid don't work together, do they? It's really tangled.

After becoming a resident and bodyguard of Xinpingju, we have to call the landlord Fu Lina the eldest sister.

The eldest sister said that I still have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a tetanus shot for the injury on my hand, and I hope that Liyue will remember the agreement with me, um.

When I was thinking about things with peace of mind, Boss Cao on the side woke up with squinting eyes, and the two of them seemed to be whispering, I leaned over to listen, but was pushed away by Boss Cao. It's really suspicious, you two, you're not going to do any dirty PY dealings, are you?

We fought all night, but Boss Cao still refused to tell me, and in the end, I was exhausted, and I soon fell asleep.

As soon as it was dawn the next day, the little ghost, who was always holding a wooden carving, pushed open our door and kicked me awake.

"It's nine o'clock, it's nine o'clock, when are you going to sleep!"

The hateful death imp thinks that you are the emperor spirit, and I am afraid of you!

I grabbed the imp's feet, and the imp was in a hurry to escape, threw the socks in my face, threw the things he was holding and ran away.

Phew, this stinky little ghost, socks stink so badly at a young age, and it will definitely be terrible when you grow up. I looked at the plates brought by the imp, they were all toiletries and a change of clothes, and it seemed that everyone had to work hard to survive in this new flat house.

Boss Cao and Squint have a particularly good relationship today, and they go out in pairs, who knows what they did last night.

There were only two sinks, so I had to stand behind them and wait for them to finish brushing their teeth.

Then I said goodbye to them briefly, advanced this month's salary to Sister Fu Lin, and prepared to go home to meet the landlord, make up the rent, and move out of them.

"Ahh

I suddenly remembered.

My lovely BMW was parked at Liu Wuchuan's company, and now it must have been blown to ashes.

That's the beloved BMW that has been with me for several years

Boss Cao picked me up and motioned for me to hurry up. He had been looking around in Xinpingju, not knowing what he was looking for.

In order to save money, we took the bus home.

After explaining the situation to the landlord, the hateful landlord aunt dragged me to my room to settle the loss in my room, converted into what windows are loose, the air conditioner is not cooling, and the sofa is broken, all of which must be counted on my head, so angry that I almost asked Boss Cao to cut her.

I feel that cutting passers-by is going to be punished by God, so let's be cautious.

I was scolded by my aunt, but after counting the money, my aunt still patted me on the shoulder very kindly, telling me that renting their house in the future would give me priority.

There's not even a discount, so stingy. But I was finally able to say goodbye to this old woman, and my heart was much more relaxed, compared to my new landlord's nosebleed!

Cao Laoban sat on the sofa and began to brush something, no matter how I urged him to help, he looked like he didn't care about himself, only when he put away the game console, he specially helped me put it in a conspicuous bag, this dead house!

Whew was finally packed, and it was time to call the moving company to ship it - I fumbled in my pocket.

I forgot that my phone was pinched and exploded by Liu Yu!

The dead are great, the dead are great, and he can't be blamed. I suddenly remembered the word "Liu Song" on my left arm.

With such a powerful "Emperor Soul", how far has Boss Cao's strength improved? No matter what kind of fight this guy fought, he had to hide a few special skills, and when he fought with Liu Yu, he conjured up so many stunts, and he didn't treat my Horcrux as his own.

"Boss Cao, borrow my phone to make a call."

Boss Cao shook his mobile phone (obviously I bought it for him), "If you move the company, Lone has already called." ”

"Huh? How do you know which moving company is cheaper! ”

There was the sound of a big truck outside the window, and Boss Cao hurriedly urged me to carry the bag. When I moved my things to the front of the moving company's car, I suddenly realized, that handsome guy in a hat and overalls, aren't you squinting?

"Hello, the Horcrux of the Cao family, 0081 Liu Xuande, a part-time employee of Debang Company, is at your service."

"Holy! Squinting? When did you get your driver's license? You're really a modern person, aren't you? ”

Squinting and shaking his head, he always provided service with a smile, "It's three thousand yuan in total, this is your bill, please sign for it!" ”

"Hey, you counted an extra 0, right?"

"No, you ordered a VIP service, don't believe it yourself."

Three thousand dollars is all the money I have left after paying the rent, and we have a traitor!

I gave Boss Cao a fierce look, gritted my teeth and handed the last stack of money in my bag to Squint.

Squinting took out half of the money he took from me, and immediately handed it to Boss Cao, and the two of them counted the money to each other.

This is not a bully for me!

So that's all for your PY deal last night!

"Hehe, squinting, you even disregarded Miss Lianyue's safety and ran here alone to make money, where is your dignity as an emperor spirit?"

"Of course, the eldest lady's words are to help them move first and then come over, the place where the eldest lady used to live is very close to Xinpingju!"

How could it be that I finally missed this opportunity to explore my wife's boudoir forever!

It's okay, it's okay, living under the same roof, there are more opportunities.

That's all I can do to comfort myself. But it's still time to save money this month. You may have forgotten, but I still remember that my credit card was still overloaded by thousands of yuan, and Boss Cao didn't know.

Anyway, don't you have a penny on you?

Let's continue to work, hey.

How can I feel like I participated in the Battle of the Emperor Spirit, and my life has become super miserable.

Finally arrived at Xinpingju, the wood carving ghost rubbed at the door of the truck, as if he was going to help us carry the luggage, I single-handedly pushed this guy away.

"I don't have a penny on me, don't try to make money with me, stinky little ghost!"

My suspicion was correct, this stinky little devil came for this purpose, he took a sip of me, put his hands behind his back, shook his head and slipped away.

While we were carrying our luggage on the truck, the lewd uncle walked through the courtyard with a magazine, Boss Cao stopped what he was doing, glanced at the squinting uncle, squinted, nodded, and Boss Cao threw down my luggage and shouted to the obscene uncle:

"Hey! You! It's you! Right! Come and help us move things! ”

The lewd uncle glanced at us, his legs were weak with fright, and the magazine in his hand accidentally fell, damn it, the cover is so angry, you guys want to look at such inappropriate things so blatantly!

The lewd uncle put the magazine in his pocket and walked over tremblingly, Boss Cao carried him like a chicken, and snatched the bad books and periodicals in his pocket to read, the whole thing is a hooligan!

Poor lewd uncle Di Ling! However, I didn't want to move anymore if someone was serious about helping.

So, I sat on the steps of the doorway, squinting and talking on the phone, probably talking about a part-time job; Boss Cao looked at the obscene uncle's books with relish, and the three of them spent the morning leisurely.

When Uncle Lewd finally moved our things to our room, Boss Cao and Squinting closed the door, one with a smiling face and the other with a cold face looking at Uncle Lewd, which made me a little confused.

"Hey, you two know him, huh?"

"It's more than understanding." Boss Cao snorted coldly, picked up the lewd uncle, threw it to Squint, Squint caught the lewd uncle well, and then threw it to Boss Cao, and the two played a ball throwing game.

"You two have such a good time, take me with you!"

Boss Cao threw the lewd uncle to me, of course I just talked about it! didn't catch it, didn't say anything, and was hit in the face by the obscene uncle.

"Well, let me tell you, killing the emperor spirit in Xinpingju is an act that is never allowed!" The lewd uncle was panting tiredly.

"Who said they were going to kill you!" Boss Cao said.

"Just a good thank you. Without the absurdity and immorality of His Majesty, how can we achieve hegemony? "Squinting or smiling, I feel it's a smile from the heart of Squinting! It's like the satisfaction of a long-cherished wish that has been fulfilled for many years!

陛xià? I probably guessed it.

"Is this guy Emperor Han Ling or Emperor Han Huan!" I pushed this lewd uncle away, "You are not the emperor, why did you become such a coward?" ”

"Hey, don't say it, I didn't know I could be an emperor at the beginning, just play around," he said and lowered his head in shame.

According to this guy's confession, he is Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling. Boss Cao and Squint's feelings for this guy can be regarded as love and hate, on the one hand, they hate that this guy appointed ten permanent servants, bought and sold officials, and buried the good Han Dynasty (of course, Boss Cao and his father's official were bought.) What I love is that without this troubled world, they will never be able to dominate one side (of course, here is a little more squinting eyes, Boss Cao's words, even if he is not in the troubled times, he can be a general of Zhengxi. ）。

Hey, it's a bit excessive, "You're bullying, two monarchs." "I protested.

"Who cares about him. When he was sitting on the Jinluan Palace, Lone wanted to beat him up. Boss Cao's tone seemed very relaxed.

Emperor Ling of Han has been at ease in the palace for most of his life, where would he have thought that he would be reborn in modern times and be bullied like this! In every sense, it's still miserable.

Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty was thrown into the air again, and then the door suddenly opened, and the lame uncle hugged Liu Hong in his arms. He threw Liu Hong away, Liu Hong was grateful to Dade, and ran away from our bullying scene without looking back.

"Even if the two of you know Liu Hong's identity, please exercise restraint, and you must not break the rules of our 'new Pingju', and it will be miserable to make our boss unhappy."

I took the opportunity to pat the lame uncle on the shoulder and asked maliciously, "Since you are the emperor of the Han Dynasty, don't you look for a squint to recognize an ancestor?" Maybe it's just the one who the King of Zhongshan Jing is what the hell. ”

The lame uncle looked at me with a surprised expression, "Emperor Zhaolie is much earlier than my age. ”

"What? Aren't you the emperor of the Han Dynasty? ”

The lame uncle scratched his head, his expression was very embarrassed, "I am the Han Dynasty that I set up by myself, a small dynasty that was destroyed in a few years." ”

"Cut, I thought you were a big brother surnamed Liu, but I didn't expect you to be just a copycat."

The lame uncle shook his head with a smile, "Although our surname is not Liu, my title is the first in the world in ancient and modern China." ”

"Huh?" I swallowed.

"Speaking of my identity, Hou Jing, the general of the universe who was 'the governor of the ** military and swept the eight wildernesses, and fought all over the world', is not here!" The lame uncle was very proud of this name.

Wait, the Great General of the Universe?