"The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are especially Beidou!"

The phone rang, and I picked it up boredly: "Hey? Who? Something to say, nothing to say! My time was really worth it."

"Yang Mengmeng! You son of a bitch! "A man's voice on the phone scolded me?.?.

I asked with a confused face, "Big brother, who are you?" Do you know traditional culture? Do you know etiquette, righteousness and shame, dare to speak well? What hatred and what grudge? Why do you scold when you meet? Who the hell are you? ”

"Who am I? Who am I? You pat your conscience and think about who I am! The man grew angrier.

I rubbed my chin in my head a thousand times, and as you may have noticed, it was my habit to touch my chin - for some reason, my beard grew very slowly, so I always liked to touch the precious stubble on my chin to prove that I was a pure man.

"Big brother, I coaxed you to be sacred!" I said directly, if it's a girl over there, I can play a game of guess who you are, but there's a big man on the other side, and I don't have the leisure to do it!

"I'm your editor! Didn't you sign a contract for your new book? You've been on the streets for so long, and I'm thinking you're going to write this book! I didn't expect you to be a eunuch! I don't scold you, who do you scold? You're my author, and it's hard for me to know that you're doing this! The editor yelled at me so loudly that I could imagine him on the other end of the phone

This thing really blames me.,I've been a part-time network writer before.,Although I've been writing all the way.,But it's also slowly out of popularity.,Although there are a lot of eunuchs in the works.,But my writing as a scholar can still be guaranteed.?.? `

I really signed an appointment for my new book two months ago. I've also managed to go from a street writer to a kneeling writer - this is also a good result, but I didn't have the heart to write any more after the meow incident, I ran back to my hometown, how can I still have the heart to update the novel? The editor-in-charge has now found me mainly because my manuscript has been supporting me for almost a month, and he didn't know about my new book eunuch until now!

"Great, don't be angry, don't be angry. Haven't I been busy during this time! I got a job, and I don't know, the current students are too hard to manage and really don't have time! I pretended to be pitiful and excused.

"Phew! I don't know you yet? Even your god with average hand speed can't compare to you! Don't you always show off your cramps in the author group? How many writers have scared the hell out of your codeword speed? Don't you have an hour a day? Are you a teacher or a slave? Sue you, this matter is not discussed, give me an update immediately! Or hum! The editor in charge hung up the phone with a big sneer.

His three sneers were more terrifying than threats, and they made my back break out. These guys are all bad, God knows what bad ideas they have!

The main reason why I don't update it down is that I'm busy, and there are other reasons - I can't make it up! People write a book with an outline or something?.?? I didn't, I wrote wherever I wanted

"Meow! Get in! I'm having a problem! I rushed out of the door and was entangled by Su Xiqian impatiently meow and shouted, meow Mi's ears and heard my voice, lightly shook off Su Xiqian's entanglement, lightly nodded on her chest, Shi Shiran walked a cat's step to my side.

"What's the matter, master?" Meow Mi jumped up next to me and kissed me on the right cheek. Holding my arm, she said coquettishly.

I led her to my laptop: "Remember I used to write novels?" The editor just called me and asked me to revert to an update."

After opening the author's background, I found that the book review area had been scolded. There are those who want to mail blades, there are those who want to form a group to brush me, there are those who are indignant and condemned, and there are also advertisements that are there

The whole book review area is like a vegetable market, and I have never seen the book review area so lively when I update it every day! Hey, sure enough, people only remember what they lost. Maybe I will retire from the literary world from now on, and more people will remember me.

"What to do! How do I make it up? "I asked Meow, this cat is much smarter than me, she is half of my staff with a cat!

Meow Mi wagged her tail and asked me, "What kind of subject do you write?" What's the story? ”

I touched my chin (habitual action) and said: "The protagonist is a retired underworld boss, he has a girlfriend who loves him very much, but under the persecution of reality. His girlfriend chose a rich second generation who was much richer than him, and from then on, the protagonist began to live a wandering life, until one day, he received a wedding card from his ex-girlfriend, and wrote that this can't be made up, I always feel that the style of pretending to slap the face is not suitable for this book. ”

Meow Mi hit my head with a small fist and said hatefully: "You have to remember that the protagonist in your book is Long Aotian, and whether the heroine leaves him or not, she should love him deeply!" You know? After writing novels for so many years, can't you catch the cool points? Things are obviously supposed to be like this - the heroine can't get used to the protagonist's muddle all day long, and wants to use leaving to stimulate the protagonist to work hard, but the protagonist doesn't get his girlfriend's hard work under the mistakes and heartaches, and the heroine has been waiting and observing, and finally lost confidence in her boyfriend's indulgence again and again. But she has always been guarded like jade, hoping that her boyfriend will one day step on Hot Wheels, wear a golden crown, and take her away in Caixia! But reality gave her another blow, the heroine's family is very rich, so it is up to her to marry, and finally the heroine agrees to marry under the pressure of her mother to die - the invitation she sent to the protagonist is the last chance for him"

I put my hand on my cheek raiser and asked, "And then?" ”

Meow Mi covered her cheeks with her little hands and pretended to be in pain, and said in a European and American accent: "Oh, I really didn't expect that I would have such a stupid master"

I was so angry that I fell, and when I stood up, I was about to hit her little ass, and I jumped to the side with a meow, and said, "Of course the actor has to seize the last chance!" At this time, he fought hard, returned to his world, surrounded the wedding scene with tens of thousands of brothers, and the hero fell from the sky under the roar of the helicopter. ”

"Hey, it's really good, what about after that?" I was brought into rhythm by the meow and asked involuntarily.

Meow Mi held her little hands behind her back and looked like a good teacher: "Routine!" Do you understand the routine? Is it okay to be slapped in the face by a man pretending to be a third party? He is a rich, handsome and rich second generation! So revenge is inevitable! Can the protagonist be willing to be bullied? I can't! So the conflict between the two sides arises, and the conflict alone is enough for you to write 200,000! And then what? Will your girlfriend live with you so honestly? Impossible, right? Women have a devil living in their hearts, they will never be willing to live now, and then toss all kinds of moths for you If you really want to change the water, I can come up with a 10 million word plot for you"

I opened my mouth wide and was standing in front of me a cat? How do you feel that he is more demonic than the old writer? This big water is comparable to tasting fish! I'm a good girl!

I patted Mi's shoulder and said with a pleasant face: "Come, dear, help me update today's chapter, I'll go back and make cod for you!" ”

Meow Mi gave me a blank look: "No! Your previous writing is too poor, I'll be scolded if I take over."

Hey! The cat is a sperm! This guy is playing tricks better than me! (To be continued.) )