In the small restaurant at the entrance of the School of Economics, Lin Xing poured wine for Huang Jiabao and asked tentatively: "Who are you letting you spoil?" ”

Huang Jiabao drank the wine dry in one gulp and said gloomily: "I fell out of love." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Huh?"

"Meizi doesn't want me anymore, she won't see me."

"Wouldn't it? How did you offend her? Lin Xing asked in surprise. Although Zhang Ruomei is a pickpocket, she has an optimistic personality and is approachable, and she rarely loses her temper.

Although Huang Jiabao is an old coarse, he is thick and fine, and he usually obeys her.

It is inevitable that two people will occasionally have a little conflict when they get along, but such a pair will not break up and break up.

"Ah Xing, I'm depressed." Huang Jiabao poured himself another full glass of wine, took a big sip, covered his forehead and said, "I don't know until now what pain is." ”

"." Lin Xing pulled him up and left.

When he came to Fuyun Bun Shop, Huang Jiabao said that he would not get out of the car, "Since she doesn't want to see me, I don't want to upset her." ”

Lin Xing had no choice but to get out of the car alone. When I entered the store, I saw that there were only two tables of customers drinking porridge and eating steamed buns in the shop where business was prosperous in the past.

"Little Aunt Ba, what's going on?"

Tu Xiaoba was sitting lazily behind the counter playing with his mobile phone, raised his head and glanced at him, pouted behind him, and whispered: "Meizi doesn't know what's wrong these days, and I can't lift my spirits by doing anything." She said that she couldn't make good noodles when she was in a bad mood, so she simply didn't do it. There is no hand-rolled dough, and all the steamed buns are packed, and there is no one in the store. ”

Lin Xing glanced back, leaned on the counter and whispered, "Do you know what's going on with her?" ”

"How do I know?"

Lin Xing thought for a while and lowered his voice again: "Little Aunt Eight, ask you something, you are honest, do you have any flowers on your fart?" ”

"Are you looking for death? Even I dare to flirt? Tu Xiaoba squinted at him: "Believe it or not, I asked Xiaoling to clean you up?" ”

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that, I'm looking for a guy who has an orchid on his ass, or a chrysanthemum."

Tu Xiaoba snorted: "You kid doesn't have the courage to eat the old lady's tofu, no." ”

Saying that, she couldn't help laughing: "Hehe, there is a chrysanthemum tattooed on the fart' strand, so how can you see people?" ”

Lin Xing has a black line, who will take a fart to see someone at every turn?

When I came to the back kitchen, I saw Zhang Ruomei sitting in the corner looking at the stove in a daze, and Li Xiaohua next to her had red eyes and couldn't stop wiping her tears.

Seeing Lin Xing, Li Xiaohua hurriedly stood up, "You're here, hurry up and persuade Meizi, she hasn't eaten much for two days." ”

"What's wrong with her?"

Li Xiaohua shook her head: "I don't know, she doesn't want to say anything, she just doesn't eat or drink." ”

Seeing that Zhang Ruomei was blind to her arrival, Lin Xing couldn't help but stepped forward and shook her shoulders vigorously: "Wake up, I brought you fragrant sauce hooves, do you want to bring it in or go out to eat?" ”

Zhang Ruomei came back to her senses a little, turned her face and looked at him stunned: "You are here." ”

"I ...... I'm coming. ”

"Wow......" Zhang Ruomei threw herself into Lin Xing's arms and cried as if she had seen a relative.

After she cried for a while, Lin Xing helped her away and asked softly, "What's wrong?" Who bullied you? ”

Zhang Ruomei sobbed twice and cried: "I don't have the face to see people!" ”

"Damn! Home leopard, that you? ”

"It's not ......" Zhang Ruomei wiped her tears, and turned her face to the stove in a daze.

At this time, Lin Xing was in a hurry, and pulled her face towards herself, "If you have something to say, you are not allowed to be virtuous." ”

Zhang Ruomei sobbed and said, "I can't say it." ”

"Do you want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors?" Lin Xingban said with a lower face, but he was extremely strange in his heart. What's wrong with this little girl, she and Li Xiaohua grew up together, what is the secret that even Li Xiaohua can't say?

"This is not a matter of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors, this ...... You can't say that to anyone! Zhang Ruomei was in a hurry, and tears came out again.

"Huahua is not an outsider, I am not only your master, but also your fourth uncle, what can't I say to us?" Lin Xing scratched his head, "Otherwise, don't treat us as human beings, you treat me as a toilet, if you have any grievances, shout out to the toilet." ”

Zhang Ruomei looked at him blankly for a while, and suddenly said to Li Xiaohua: "Huahua, you go out first, and close the door by the way." ”

"Okay. You'll need to eat something later. Li Xiaohua admonished, got up and went out.

Zhang Ruomei pushed Lin Xing away and closed all the windows.

Lin Xing was shocked: "What do you want to do?" I'm your master and your fourth uncle, don't mess around, I'll call you! ”

Zhang Ruomei wiped her eyes, pulled him over, and shouted at his chest: "Toilet, my fart has chrysanthemums on my thighs!" ”

Day......

Lin Xing was frightened, and then felt a burst of amusement, what's so strange about the chrysanthemums growing on the fart? If you don't grow chrysanthemums, that's called no fart......

Yes! Chrysanthemum!!!

Lin Xing suddenly realized that the chrysanthemum she said was different from the one that came with her body, and hurriedly pressed her shoulder and asked cautiously, "Are you talking about a chrysanthemum pattern?" ”

"The toilet doesn't speak." Zhang Ruomei stared at him with tears in her eyes, and two crimsons involuntarily appeared on her cheeks.

"Hahahaha......"

Seeing Lin Xing leaning back and forth with a smile, Zhang Ruomei couldn't help but be angry, picked up the horse spoon in the pot and pointed at him: "Didn't you say that I should use you as a toilet?" You are my master, or my uncle, you still laugh at me! I...... I'm not alive!! As he spoke, he turned the spoon and threw it on his head.

Lin Xing hurriedly grabbed the horse spoon, but still couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha...... Chrysanthemum, haha, it's really hard to get through the iron shoes, I found the chrysanthemum. ”

"Kill me!" Zhang Ruomei jumped crying.

"Alright, alright, alright." Lin Xing helped her into the chair and said slowly: "I'll explain the specific reason to you later, you tell me first, what do your chrysanthemums look like, where do they grow, and when do they grow?" ”

Zhang Ruomei knew that although this master was not serious, she would never joke about her pain in this situation, so she wiped her tears and told the matter from beginning to end.

After listening to it, Lin Xing couldn't help but sigh, "It turns out that I am really afraid of fart." ”

Zhang Ruomei found that there was an inexplicable chrysanthemum pattern on her ass a few days ago, which was only the size of her thumb at first, but then it got bigger and bigger, and now it is actually all over the whole half of the buttocks.

What kind of situation was that Lin Xing couldn't imagine, but he knew that Xiao Nizi thought a lot, and she was worried that Huang Jiabao would see her ridiculous appearance in the future, so she proposed to break up. (To be continued.) )