Sometimes, words that seem deceptive to some become "white lies" in the eyes of others. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's like "Let's go to the national competition!" This sentence can only be regarded as an invitation with no legal effect in the eyes of economic law experts, but the Lily Party, which has good things, has misinterpreted it into the world's strongest binding marriage declaration!

So, you guys who have nothing to do and don't send assists are really... It's so cute!

So at this moment, Mr. Seamus also thinks that Saya Takashiro is very cute, who let her send such a good assist and still don't know it?

"Sister, you saw it!! This guy is a scheming villain who wants to get close to you! ”

[The hateful little white face, now you finally appear as the prototype! ] 】

Detective Saya Takashiro pointed at Seamus with excitement on her face, her heart full of joy.

Because she, the good daughter of the Japanese people, the three good students of Class F in one year, and Saya Takashiro, once again made the decision for her classmates, and knocked out the big flies and big filthy officials who intended to seduce women from good families - Seamus's little white face!

Although this may make my sister who already has a good impression of this little white face sad, it doesn't matter~ Sister!

Saya's mind can lend you cry at any time~ Then forget about that scum and start a new life with Saya!

But what made Saya Takashiro a little dissatisfied was that the little white-faced Seamus who was pointed at by himself was not panicked at all.

Is it really a traitor?

For the city government that has been demolished and can still be so indifferent, Saya Takajo is extremely contemptuous: "Hmph! That's all you have to pretend! ”

Isn't there something more important for me to do now?

Sa~ Sister, your little Saya is here。。。。。。

Well?

What's going on?

Why do you have to look at that villain with a red face, sister!

"Simo-kun? Is Saya-chan true? Chidori wanted a fog in his eyes, and that delicate and moving expression made Mr. Seamu, who was watching from the sidelines, fascinated, and made Saya Takashihiro, who was looking down, tremble with fear and hatred!

Mr. Seamus replied to her almost without thinking about it (in fact, it was thoughtful, who made his brain quick~): "Yes, Chidori-san, I don't deny that "increasing the time with you" is one of my purposes. ”

Hey?

Miss Chidori, who was still very happy, suddenly felt that she was very unhappy now.

Objective? Or one more?

In other words, besides yourself, you bastard has a crush on someone else?

Hehe, hehe, hehehe, which little is smashed!

Although I don't know the reason, maybe it's because my sister is a dull natural stay, but Saya Takashiro was suddenly overjoyed to find out: Sister Chidori is finally angry!

Although it was a little later than I originally expected, there is no doubt that my sister is finally angry with that little white face!

In this way, it seems that my Saya Takashiro is really a genius beautiful girl, and the plan to cut through the mess with a quick knife is a big success!

And my sister.,Although the reaction is a little slow, it's a big cute.,But don't take you so scary.,Sister~.

Saya Takashiro feels that he has seen the end of Seamo's little white face!

That is, it was thrown away like a rag by my sister!

Come to your senses! Repent! You rag man!

Mr. Seamus, who didn't know that he had been labeled a new label by Takashiro Chick, continued to himself: "Actually, Takashiro-san, what you just said is not accurate. What I hope is to work hard with everyone in Class F in the first year! Let's create our own memories together! ”

Chidori's eyes lit up, and the hand that had already touched the folding fan also retracted, which made Saya Takashiro, who was secretly observing her, look at the little white face of the rag man again.

Just hear Mr. Seamus continue: "Yes! That's right! With just me and Takasaka, we can open the back door and set some super attributes for our game characters in the background!

But don't forget, we're Japanese! (Takasaka, who whispered in a low voice: You're not Japanese at all!) It's a Japanese who admires the spirit of the samurai! If we can't defeat the enemy with dignity, what's the difference between us and the Bretanian ghosts?

That's right, a trick! the Hands! Cheat! It is possible to defeat the Bretanian ghost beast, but if that is the case, how different are we, who have lost our principles and the spirit of the samurai? ”

"Wait! You say this as if you are not cheating if you open a small stove for our class a few days in advance! Don't you think you're hypocritical? Saya Takashiro quickly interjected, she would not give up every opportunity to hit Mr. Seamus!

But Mr. Seamus didn't let her get it so easily!

Mr. Seamus yelled: "A gentleman has something to do and something not to do!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, Saya Takashiro suddenly felt a sweetness in his throat, and a feeling of tightness in his chest! Because she saw Sister Chidori looking at Seamu's eyes, she was pretty again!

Damn it! How dare anyone play such blatant double standards! And I know that Sister Chidori is a chauvinist, and she still shows off the ancient text like this!

I've never seen anyone so brazen! Sister-sama! Don't fall for this hypocrite!

But Saya Takashihiro's voice didn't come out, and it was drowned out in the roaring applause of the students in the audience!

Made! This kind of thing of applying double standards to others is so sour!

Everyone is not stupid, the kind of blatant cheating with plug-ins, after one or two times, do others dare to be abused by you?

Ahem, I mean having fun together!

Therefore, Mr. Seamo's method of establishing righteousness on the surface, magnifying the fish for a long time, abusing the enemy in the invisible, and forming a ghost born in the undercurrent is a really good way!

Subtle ~ (doubtful) restrained ~ (is there any?) ）

It's really in line with the cultural essence of my Yamato nation! (Good at superficial articles)

Looking at the excited crowd and Saya Takajo, who gritted his teeth with hatred, under this strong visual contrast, Mr. Seamus sighed to her sincerely: "Too.Young~Too.Simple~"

The old lady fought with you!

Looking at Simon's pitying eyes, Saya Takajo only felt that something in his head was broken: "No matter how high-sounding you say, it's just a hundred steps of laughter in fifty steps!" You liar! Clown! Scum! ”

But how could Mr. Seamus, who was already firmly at the top, be hurt by the sorrow of the defeated dog?

"Instead of raising the bar with me here, it's better to go back and study hard~ Miss Takashiro!"

With your qualifications, there is only one value as a meat shield~

Of course, Mr. Seamus didn't say this sentence, what if he was bitten by a high city chick and framed for sexual harassment? Mr. Seamus is a gentleman~

You must know that "meat shield" was also a very harmonious word, but since there was a group of filthy people in this world, it has evolved into a "harmonious word".

Mr. Seamus deeply felt sad for classical culture, just as he felt sad for the idioms "love for a long time, warm in the valley, shoot in the ground, go deep and simple, go straight to the point, and be illiterate" that were tainted by the unfilial children of later generations.

Mr. Seamus is a clean-loving Muslin and he is proud of his halal! So how could he, who hates all filthy things, tease the high city chick so bluntly? Miss Chidori next door has been watching herself! (So this is the truth~)

Hey? Of course, Mr. Seamus doesn't use the technical word "MT", you ask?

Ay... Do you think MT is not dirty?

Don't think that MT just refers to MonsterTank, it can also be MagneticParticleTesting, or Management Trainee. To be honest, there is not a single good word in the 39 meanings that Mr. Seamus knows.

So how could the halal Mr. Seamus use the word "MT"? No, no, it won't, of course not~

Fortunately, Saya Takashihiro, who is not too stupid, actually heard the meaning of Mr. Seamo's words: "It is impossible to export, and it is impossible to hit people in this life." I can't walk when I move, it's just that I can barely contribute to the class when I am a meat shield. ”

Made! This is underestimating me!

In the test summoning war, the higher the score of the exam, the higher the combat effectiveness of the summoned servant, which directly tells everyone a truth: study hard and improve every day, otherwise, you can't even play a broken game~

Of course, sometimes, the higher the combat effectiveness, it does not mean that you can win steadily.

As the so-called martial arts in the world are only fast and unbreakable~

No matter how high the martial arts are (a certain eagle sauce), I am also afraid of firewood knives! Wear and hang again (a certain third brother), a brick knocked down~

After all, is it a fighting game?,Operation、Positioning,I still have to talk about it.。 That's why Mr. Seamus needed to get five days of training for Class F for the year.

But some people, such as Gaocheng chick, Serinuma flower fertilizer, and Sister Qianjia, this kind of little girl who looks like she is not diligent and has no power to restrain the chicken, expect them to have a sense of fighting?

So Mr. Seamus thought: Hey... Let's let them get more points and rush to the front as a meat shield~

After all, if the score is high, you can't die if you take a few more hits, and what if you go out and hit someone else?

Although the reality is very skinny, the dream is like that ditch, even if it is a blue child paper, it can be squeezed out with tape.

And in the face of such sarcasm, how can the arrogant Saya endure it: "My entrance score is the first in the grade!" ”

Damn little white-faced Seamus, do you want me to be the first in my grade as a vase?

"Huh? Is it? That's really embarrassing~ I hope that Gao Cheng, you, will make persistent efforts to win the first position. Mr. Seamus replied unhurriedly, as if he had no regard for the number one in his grade.

"You guy! Are you underestimating me? If you have the ability, you will also take the first place in the entrance exam! How dare you bet with me to see who can take the first grade, and the loser will be a servant for the winner for a week! ”

Hey? Girl~ Since you sincerely begged for abuse, I will promise you compassionately~

First in the exam? Is it hard?

Mr. Seamus, the whisperer, said that he really didn't have much pressure, but as the king, he reluctantly gave the Takashiro chick a chance to challenge himself~

"Okay~ I agreed, you can be glad ~ Saya classmate, there is still half a semester to prepare!"

Mr. Seamus noticed that Saya Takashiro was talking about comprehensive scores, and since it was a comprehensive score, there was only that~

Midterm!

"You're glad you're right!" Saya Takajo, who successfully launched a taunting skill against the little white-faced Seamo, clenched her fists, she is a genius girl, although she is not good at playing mahjong, but the exam is what she is best at!

Damn little white face, just wait to be my servant!

But just when Saya Takajo was secretly proud, and Mr. Seamus was about to eat a pig and pretend to be a tiger.

Smack~smack~

"Oops~"

"Pain"

In less than a second, two screams sounded in the classroom one after another, and Kyosuke Takasaka looked at the podium in surprise: "Seamo, he didn't dodge!" ”

I saw Chidori holding a folding fan in one hand and a half-broken chalk in the other, and looked at Seamus angrily: "You two are dead men!" How dare you make such a bet? ”

Saya Takajo's pupils shrank, covered his forehead and pleaded, "Sister! I was wrong! I don't dare to gamble blatantly anymore! It's all him, it's this little white face who leads 。。。。。。 ”

Saya Takajo, who had originally planned to shirk his responsibility, was quickly defeated by Chidori's cold eyes, and Mr. Seamu, who was on the side, also fell into a state of dementia.

"Sit down!"

Chidori wanted to give a shout, and Saya Takashiro immediately sat down obediently, raised his head and chested his abdomen, and had a more upright attitude than a primary school student, and then screamed in his heart: "It's coming~ It's coming!" My sister's preaching~"

And Mr. Seamus on the podium had only the treatment of continuing to stand, which made him look at the high city chick with hatred. And then, sure enough, in the eyes of Saya Takashiro (Mr. Seamo called it perverted and ugly), Chidori said seriously: "The test results, is it just to make you gamble?" I do not deny that appropriate rewards can increase your motivation to learn. But that doesn't mean you can be unscrupulous! ”

Although she is serious and has a full sense of justice on the surface, Miss Chidori is like this in her heart at the moment: [Damn, if I let Seamus be your servant, what will I do? 】

Huh?

Chidori-san, you don't think you're a noble person, are you?

Although he can't ask Seamus to be his servant for a week, a friend for a week, or more directly: a boyfriend for a week, like Saya, he did; But to stop Saya from raising a flag to Shimo, Miss Chidori thinks she can still do it.

[Ah~~~ I really want to participate! 】

However, as a class leader, Chidori is not the kind of Xibei goods that Seamo, obviously she wants a lot, but she still desperately suppresses the desire in her heart!

Because Miss Chidori wants Mr. Seamus to see: what is really "doing something and not doing something"!

Unfortunately, Mr. Seamus did not grasp Miss Chidori's intentions.

Miss Chidori, your words and deeds have been in vain!

So what is Mr. Dessimo busy doing at the moment? He's busy deserting!

Somehow, Mr. Seamus always felt that Miss Chidori's lectures were familiar, to be exact, her way of training people was familiar.

Why does the routine of "asking the other party rhetorically first, then affirming the part correct, and then "but" and "turning the negative" always feel familiar?

After thinking about it for a long time, Mr. Seamus suddenly exclaimed: "Isn't this the face of the dead sister when she deliberately finds fault and deducts my salary?" ”

Kyosuke Takasaka in the audience twitched his face, and Miss Chidori on the stage jumped eyebrows! Mr. Seamus is in trouble~

[This bastard! How dare you distract me! See how I clean you up! (To be continued.) )