This chapter is sponsored by Chen Qiang, a female teacher who taught me how to write;

"That's how things are" Looking at the lively meow sitting in the back row, I sighed This thing knows Xue Xuening, so I don't treat her as an outsider at all, so it is natural to call me master, I never expected that I would be able to go on a business trip here.

"Editor after editor is worthy of the Chinese Department of Normal University, sure enough, there is a natural skill of direct editing on the spot, well, what a sad story, I almost believed it." Xue Xuening's eyes narrowed slightly, and her face was full of murderous anger.

This can't rely on Xue Xuening, it's really not logical for me to make up my story. How did I make it up? The main idea should be to the effect that some time ago, I raised a Chinese pastoral cat for more than ten years, Meow Mi died, and I was in pain, but on the same day, this girl named Miao Lemi was sent to my home, and people said that this was my daughter. So I did a paternity test, and the firm result was indeed biological, due to the loss of a pet, so I raised this girl named Miaole Mi as a meow mi. So, I demanded that the girl must call me master, not daddy.

In fact, there is also logic in this story, and there is also a story, but with the logic of normal people, I can judge that I am making up nonsense - which father have you ever seen raise his teenage daughter as a cat? That's!

So Xue Xuening refused to make up my nonsense, but with my IQ, I can only make it up to this point, and it will be easy to involve ethical issues if I make it down, so I can only sit in the co-pilot and listen to Xue Xuening's fall.

Xue Xuening looked at me deeply, didn't say anything, just stepped on the accelerator to one hundred and two, and the little BMW flew out like a monkey in the sky (see the monkey again).

This is the rhythm of martyrdom with me! Friends, I feel a little brisk in Sue Sù Open One Hundred and Two, not to mention that this is in the urban area? Oh, my God! Xue Xuening, this woman wants to go to heaven! It's not terrible for her to die by herself, but it's terrible that the men are also in this car!

"Slow down, hey! I confess! I'll confess! I was wrong! "I grabbed the handle on the door and tore the horn, and I could see that women are so thoughtful these days! I don't play the trick of crying, making trouble and hanging with you at all, people will directly show up with daggers and bayonets, if I don't confess today, we will die!

Xue Xue Ning slowly let go of the accelerator, the continuously variable speed car is slipping, and the accelerator will slow down, damn, Lao Tzu doesn't even have a manual gear!

Guys, I really don't know how to drive! Back then, when I was in the middle of the society, it was not popular to drive, and at that time, I was content to drive a motorcycle! Besides, my little pedal motorcycle is not cheaper than Xue Xuening's little mini!

The car is slowly driving on the road at a speed of 45 kilometers per hour, don't ask me how I know, I look at the watch!

"Say it!" Xue Xue Ning said lightly, although her expression was casual, but her high heels were still gently on the accelerator, she couldn't be satisfied with my answer, she could definitely step on one hundred and fifteen! When I was one hundred and twelve, I felt that if a fly flew in front of me, I would have to destroy the car and kill people, and this speed would be one hundred and fifteen, and I guess I would be able to go to the sky! I never go to the Fast and Furious series, I really don't love that kind of movie.

"Here's the thing, I've got a cat meowing, you know," I said.

"You know, I'm still her mistress! She died, and I cried so hard! Xue Xuening was very puzzled, and she didn't know why I was talking to meow.

"That thing didn't die behind you, the little girl rolling in the back seat is meow, and there is a little change in the middle, so I won't tell you," I said lightly.

Xue Xuening looked at Meow Mi who was rolling in the back seat from the rearview mirror suspiciously, and then looked at me suspiciously, without saying a word, the tip of the high heel slowly clicked on the accelerator.

I stopped her as soon as I could, I've practiced martial arts! I can tell that part of the human body wants to move, and her posture is a preparation to step on the accelerator hard, and for the safety of my life, I resolutely stopped her.

"Sister! I really didn't lie to you this time! Why don't you believe it? I felt the elasticity of Xue Xuening's thighs through the stockings, and explained with a straight face. It's really embarrassing to die with a straight face and not showing a lewd expression, I didn't expect me to have this kind of dual-purpose function! It's so powerful!

"So you lied to me before?" Xue Xue looked at me with a smile and said, like a weasel biting a chicken's neck - and I am the poor old hen!

"Can you believe this supernatural, unscientific thing? Do you have hundreds of millions of words of fantasy and time-traveling novels? Do you have the knowledge reserve of domestic thunder dramas? At most, you can receive Du Min Junsu from the stars, scientific materialism determines that you can't accept this established reality, I lied to you to protect you! "I put on a classic 45-degree posture of looking up at the sky, at this time, it would be better if there was a BGM with a strong petty bourgeois sadness like "Those Years" or "Time Cooks Rain", and the atmosphere would definitely be explosive!

Xue Xuening's face flushed: "Who said I don't read novels?" I'm a big financier in Jinjiang," she hurriedly stopped and held back the words that followed.

I looked at her carefully from top to bottom, from inside to outside, with suspicious eyes, and then said with a sad and angry face: "Let's break up!" ”

(BGM onwards, soundtrack "You Are the Wind, I Am the Sand".) Author's warm reminder: For your reading effect, please open the music player)

Xue Xue Ning's face was full of resentment: "Why? Moe? Don't you love me? ”

I twisted my face to the window: "Of course I love you!" But we can't be together! ”

Xue Xue Ning left two lines of tears: "Why? Why can't people who are in love with each other be together? Didn't you say it - the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, but dare to be with the king! ”

I grabbed her hand (the scene requires, don't blame) and put it on my face: "That's right, although we love each other. But the resistance between us is too great, I am the author of the www.biquge.info of Biquge, you are the big V of Jinjiang, and the gap in identity and status makes us never be able to be together! I will never be able to accept ** and the female respect! I'm leaving, goodbye."

Xue Xue Ning raised my waist (please ignore that she was driving): "No! Cute! I won't let you go! If you are gone, my heart, my liver, and my every qiē will be taken away by you, I will have no joy, no sorrow, and I will no longer be me. Mengmeng, I love you. ”

I burst into tears and gritted my teeth to untie her hand: "When you choose to become the big V of Jinjiang, we have embarked on different paths, this road has no end, we are like two intersecting straight lines, after intersecting, we can only go farther and farther"

Xue Xue Ning let go of her hand: "Have you played enough?" Enough to play and buy clothes! ”

I unplugged the USB flash drive of the car player, and the background music of the resentful Qiong Yao stopped, as if it was just a dream (a tribute to Grandma Qiong Yao's romance novels and Marquez's magical realism!). ）