Chapter 60 China's Good Wingman Depends on Meow
In the teaching office, I asked the director of political education by the way - how many people are in the school, and the master smacked his lips and said: "It's only three or four thousand, don't look at the place is so big, there are really not many people"
Made! O wicked rich man! Lao Tzu's last university was not as big as this place, but he was forced to crammed more than 50,000 people! Oh, my God
Because there is no grade for meow, I was directly assigned to Class T, what is Class T? Generally, idol dramas call this Class F, which is a place where juniors gather. The old man's educational concept is very advanced, although you don't have to take the university entrance examination, but the sense of competition must be cultivated, although you are usually a good classmate and good partner like a brother, but when it comes to credits - brothers settle accounts!
Classes are calculated based on grade points - it's a very complicated system, and if I were to explain it word for word, I guess I'd be able to get it on the shelves. In short – this game should be your money at school! This play should directly determine your living conditions and level, and this school is semi-boarding – except for free time on Saturdays and Sundays, you must circle in the school from Monday to Friday!
Someone said that rich people don't have credits but they have money! The old man specially designed a financial system within the school - and of course it can only be credits! If you want to become well-off or enter the middle class, there is only one way to get credits! So it's not a paradise, it's not an idler, and it can be said that the environment here is closer to society or the jungle!
Looking at the internal commentary, I was amazed, this game should be for newcomers, and after three months of work, I can almost get familiar with this system, and the more I look at it, the more excited I am - on my messy ability, I can definitely live an extraordinary life here!
Out of my wishes, the old man of the board of directors arranged me to be the Chinese teacher of Class T - I didn't think anything was going on at first, but halfway through I figured it out: the old man still didn't want me! But for the sake of my face as the chairman, he gritted his teeth and let me go to Class T, which may also mean that it is difficult for me - but I still have to read it, because he has sued me, the language is not good to teach Made, and Jiang is still old and spicy!
Meow Mi went to familiarize herself with the class under the leadership of the teaching director, and I was also happy to be idle, Meow Mi is not mentally retarded and needs to be supervised all the time, on the contrary, she is smart! If you throw her in extreme environments such as gay bars and nightclubs, her survival ability is definitely better than mine!
The local tyrant school is the local tyrant school, and even my office of an unimportant Chinese teacher is a single room, with a kitchen and toilet, like a small apartment! If my requirements were low, I would have been able to get around here with an extra camp bed.
When I'm free, I feel like I'm busy working, and I've forgotten something in the past two days. I slammed it on my head! Wife forgot!
Xue Xuening didn't come to see me off when I left the city, but she grabbed my hand with tears in her eyes and told me - I must call her to report her safety when I get there
I've counted half a month smaller, right? I'm a little big with no heart and no lungs! It's all over the calf! I want to have a daughter, I will never marry a heartless guy like me, fifteen days stunned, a phone call, this is normal? The main reason for the abnormality is that my father and mother are too powerful, and as soon as they come back, they will serve me like an uncle, I will have tears in my eyes Xue Xuening threw it behind my head I admit that my heart is full of guilt at this moment, but which of you dares to make a call for me to help Xue Xuening?
I took out my phone and opened the phone book, but I didn't dare to call - how do you say it? Forgot? It's just looking for a beating! Anyway, if I were Xue Xuening, I would definitely charter a plane to come and beat me!
Otherwise, I lied that I would die with someone when I got home, and I only got up now after being knocked down by someone, and I am now lying on the hospital bed with gauze wrapped in my head, and I call her pitifully? Don't say she doesn't believe it, I don't believe it myself! What a mess!
My mood is very complicated now, and I have mixed feelings, and I especially want to write a poem:
It's all because my heart was too big,
Forgot that the daughter-in-law was looking for a scolding.
If there can be regret medicine,
Don't look at the advertisement to see the curative effect!
I'm just a single person, my head has a big scar, and I am a good man twenty years later! Anyway, sticking out my head is a knife, and shrinking my head is also a knife, I really want to live another 500 years!
I'm like an ant on a hot pot spinning around the room, but it's a shame it's not a public office, or I'm going to be blown out - look at me dizzy!
As soon as I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, I dialed the phone, and after the ringtone rang twice, I heard Xue Xuening's voice: "Hey? Cute! What's the matter? I'm busy! ”
Now it's my turn to be confused - what's wrong? Could it be that there is a time acceleration channel? Half a month has passed since I was here, and she has only been half an hour? My husband hasn't called home for half a month, why isn't she angry at all? It's not scientific!
Now there is only one explanation! She's angry! Angry to the point of no return-as the saying goes, the person who hates you the most will not yell at you, and all that is left for you is indifference and ignorance, could it be that Xue Xuening already hates me to this point?
I hurriedly piled up a flattering smile: "Wife, I love you"
"Huh? What happened to you? How do you call back and say this? Is it that you are under too much pressure to be a teacher and come to me for comfort? If the work is too difficult, don't do it, I can afford to support you anyway" Xue Xue Ning was surprised by my complaining performance: "Or have you done something sorry for me?" ”
Huh? How did she know about me as a teacher? I haven't been in touch with her these days!
Xue Xuening instructed like a little wife: "In the new position, you have to have a good relationship with your colleagues, don't be too impulsive, put away the set you don't have the right way to do, you have to learn to take care of your body, the body is the capital of the revolution, don't work too hard, you can't get rid of your body for the sake of your career" (I saved 3,624 words in this ellipsis, please make up for it yourself, and the reference object can choose your own mother)
I felt a sense of absurdity, and a sense of joy for the rest of my life, so I pretended to be very weak and said, "How do you know that?" ”
Xue Xuening thought I was angry, and hurriedly said, "Don't blame Meow, I have to ask!" Meow Mi said, you're afraid I'm worried and haven't told me that you'll be angry if you do this again in the future! I'm about to get married, can you hide my illness? ”
I continued, "Am I not afraid that you will be worried?" Then I changed my words: "When did you come to my door?" ”
Xue Xue Ning groaned for a while: "My father is afraid that I don't have a career here in your family, so he plans to open another branch here in your house and be my dowry."
I was shocked, the fat old man was quite slippery! Afraid that his daughter would suffer a loss in her mother-in-law's family, she gave such a large share of the dowry to be a good father in China!
"Where are you going to get it?" I asked.
At the mention of work, Xue Xuening's soul of a strong woman burned: "I've read the information, I plan to take down the old government guest house next to the city government, that building is not profitable - it is estimated that the cost of the whole process will be hundreds of millions, and it is estimated that it will be five years to recover the cost, and the prospect of recovering the cost is not bad."
"Well, hehe, you should also pay attention to your body, don't fight so hard" I rambled for a long time, mostly some close words, or colored jokes, and finally I hung up the phone happily.
It's better to have a pet, or meow a mi! China's good pet, authentic and good wingman!