2. Mr. Seamus Finigan has very few friends
A dark red ray burst out of Seamus's wand!
Boom!
Okay, the Dementor problem is solved, yes, it's that simple! ("No problem that can't be solved without exploding magic!") By The Red Devil's premier genius magician: Megumi)
But looking at the glass slag on the ground, the shattered castle floor tiles, the shattered knights' armor and the dementors lying on the corpses, Mr. Seamus Finigan, with a pained face, was only entangled in one question at the moment: "How many months will it take to carry out this labor reform?" ”
A moment later, a sad song sounded.
“Hogwarts,Hogwarts,HoggyWartyHogwarts,
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts,
Teachussomethingplease,
Teach us knowledge,
Whetherwebeoldandbald,
Whether we are old men,
Oryoungwithscabbyknees,
Or a child who fell and broke his knee
Ourheadscoulddowithfilling,
Our minds can be receptive
Withsomeinterestingstuff,
Something interesting.
Fornowtheyarebareandfullofair,
Because now our minds are empty, full of air,
Deadfliesandbitsoffluff,
Dead flies and trivialities,
Soteachusthingsworthknowing,
Teach us something valuable,
Bringbackwhatwehaveforgot,
Give us back to us what we have forgotten,
Justdoyourbest,we'lldotherest,
You just have to do your best, and we will take care of the rest.
Andlearnuntilourbrainsallrot.
We will study hard until we turn into dung. ”
Bored Seamus sang the school song, it had been three minutes, and there was still no professor coming, when did Hogwarts be as efficient as the Ministry of Magic's Muggle Mediation Committee.
Why didn't you say Seamus ran away? Just kidding, such a big impact destructive force, such an obvious crime scene, everyone knows that it was Seamothy who did it.
In a sense, Seamus's reputation at Hogwarts is no weaker than that of Harry Potter, and of course Seamus doesn't feel much happier at this point.
So instead of waiting for the professors to arrive and lock themselves up with all kinds of magic or truth-spitting elixirs, it is better to wait honestly for the professors to come and deal with it, as the Chinese proverb says: "Confess and be lenient, go home for the holidays?" (We want to forgive a crooked nut for misunderstanding Chinese culture.) )
Of course, Seamus wasn't actually expecting the professors to come over anytime soon, because ......
"10 window panes, worth 20 silver sicos, about 20 floor tiles, high-quality materials, woo, 20 gold gallons? Two sets of ancient knight armor, how to calculate the price? ”
Seamus knew he had another debt to his name. Luckily, in order not to burden his family, Seamus made an agreement with Headmaster Dumbledore in his first year to repay the loss he had caused at Hogwarts in the form of voluntary labor.
Just before meeting the Dementors tonight, Seamus had just reduced the size of his debt to 12 gold galleons, but in less than two hours, this scale had grown exponentially, which was really faster than the Internet stocks in the United States (in the 90s, it was not the turn of the Chinese stock market to show gains).
So the depressed Seamus sang the school song again, well, to the tune of the International Workers' Union.
In fact, at this moment, Seamus really wanted to sing Eugène Bautier's original lyrics, "Rise up hungry and cold slaves" or something, which is really in line with Seamus's current state of mind, although he is not cold now, but has taken off his robe due to the violent running.
Of course, in fact, the main problem that caused the debt crisis lies with Seamus himself.
"What a damn constitution!" Seamus cursed.
I don't know why, since he was a child, Seamus has formed an indissoluble bond with explosions. Any magic, any spell, any prop that arrives at Seamus can only turn into a "BOOM!" ”
Fortunately, under the guidance of the teachers and students at Hogwarts (a certain Hermione unsurprisingly brushed the zài sense), Seamus's level of control over magic has improved significantly! The effect has probably gone from ** explosion in ten swings to six or seven out of ten.
That's really ...... Remarkable!
When he is alone, Seamus often thinks about some things that adolescent boys often think, such as: His physique is so special and so different, could it be that he is the heir of XX, the savior of XX, and the king of the harem of XXX?
However, in fact Seamus is nothing, the Slytherin Chamber of Secrets was not opened by him, the name of the savior is Harry Potter, and as for the harem king or something, hahaha, believe it or not, the gryffindor lionessses have slashed you.
And not to mention the harem, thanks to his physique, no girl likes Seamus, and even except for Dean Thomas, Seamus doesn't even have a good male friend. As for Harry, Ron, Neville? I guess it's just an ordinary friend.
"Why do I have so few friends? Why don't my female friends? Seamus, circling around the corpse of the Dementor, began to develop adolescent agitation.
But Seamus soon found out that such a tangle was really stupid, why not think about how to solve the physical problem? This useless explosive physique.
But to be honest, today Seamus was taken aback by himself, Seamus never thought that his "explosive talent" would be useful when it would at least save his own life. But there aren't many opportunities to be useful!
"And the debt has increased again." Seamus said in frustration, but Seamus, who is an optimist and visionary, quickly perked up.
"If only there was a place where my explosive talent could be put to good use and I could avoid debt." Seamus knew she was dreaming, but it was night, so what was wrong with dreaming? Without dreams, what's the difference between salted fish?
"Give me a place like this."
"Give me a place like this." ……
Seamus circled around the corpse of the Dementor, saying unrealistic things while wondering why the professors hadn't come yet. Even Mr. Filch, the administrator, shouldn't be so slow?
"Hey, how come there's a door here?" After walking many times, Seamus was surprised to find that there was a very smooth door behind him, and he clearly remembered that there was only a wall before. And the tapestry of "Troll Stick Fights Silly Barnabas" on the other side also seems to be mocking Seamus's stupidity.
"What's going on?" Seamus looked around, wondering if he had happened to discover some secret classroom at Hogwarts Castle.
After all, according to the Weasley brothers, there seem to be a lot of things in the castle if you want to have secret rooms and secret passages, and most of them must meet certain conditions before they can be discovered, and after entering, they will return to their previous hidden state.
"Isn't that so?" Seamus instantly discovers a new way to play the secret room: hide inside, close the door, and before the professors find out, debt forgiveness, yes!
It's weird.
has said that such an obvious explosion scene, Seamus can't escape if he wants to.
But that doesn't stop the intrepid Gryffindor from exploring the unknown and taking a little adventure inside the castle, does it?
So Seamus opened the door without hesitation, but before he could see the scene in the room, a huge suction force hit, and Seamus was sucked into the room, and then there was a colorful light and the sky swirling.
With a bang, the door was shut, and it quickly turned back into a wall. Aside from a corpse and the messy scene of the bombing, nothing seems to have changed before.
Silently, two figures appeared on the other side of the hallway, and Albus Dumbledore took a look at the mess and stared silently for a moment at the place where Seamus had disappeared.
After a long time, Professor Dumbledore said to those around him, "The gap between the world has widened again. Minerva, it looks like I'm going to have to pay Sybil a salary. ”
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After a long time, Professor Dumbledore and the cats beside him said, "Minerva, tell our little cooks to add a chicken leg to Sybil (the professor of divination) for dinner tomorrow." ”
The mottled cat leaped forward and instantly turned into a sharp-eyed Professor McGonagall, and she said, "Albus, I have to remind you that Sybil won't thank you, she's been losing weight lately. ”
"That's a shame."