Chapter 1: Suicide
"Thief, why are you torturing me so much? Why is it so hard for me to even die, what do you say? Why don't you talk anymore? Come on, come on, don't let me live if you have the ability......" Ye Dong shouted into the sky, he couldn't remember how many times he committed suicide, but fate was so tormenting, and he always didn't die for various reasons. Please use this site.
"Young man, what can't you think of? You don't even have the courage to die, why don't you even have the confidence to live? An old man said and gently shook out the fish hook in his hand, and after a while the water trembled, the old man lifted it up violently, and there was a big fish of three or four catties hanging on the hook, and the old man laboriously put the fish into his arms. Ye Dong sat at the head of the bridge blankly, staring blankly at the flowing water under the bridge.
"You see, even the fish knows the importance of life, the so-called ant still steals life, you see that even if it is hooked by a hook, it still wants to escape when I hold it in my hand, your life is still very long, so long that I envy it, I would rather exchange all my money for your young life." The old man said and looked at Ye Dong. "Hahaha, it's over, it's all over, I don't have anything left......" Ye Dong said and jumped off the bridge.
"Hey, everything is doomed, and you can't force it......," said the old man, picking up the fish in his hand and walking forward, disappearing. Yes! Someone jumped into the river, someone jumped into the river......" shouted a woman on the other side of the river, her voice immediately attracting many onlookers. "Quick, call the police......" "Yes, who's calling...... "Fast ......" onlookers pay attention to the movement of the river from time to time.
Ye Dong sank like the bottom of the water, he was happy, all the qiē had been liberated in his opinion, he closed his eyes and enjoyed the short comfort before he died, the time passed for a long time, a long time, he was already a little anxious, when he opened his eyes, he was afraid that he would be disappointed again and not die, the rapid current impacted, he drank his saliva violently, choked himself, and his instinctive desire to survive made him struggle desperately.
"What's wrong with me? Didn't I want to die? "Thoughts and actions are not uniform, and instinct pushes him to live, but his thoughts do not report much interest. At this moment, he was suddenly hit by something behind him, Ye Dong turned around, and a strange big fish was looking at him, his face was so hideous and terrifying.
"Damn, your uncle, do you even want to bully me? I have to kill you if I catch you, you want to scare me? I'm not even afraid of death, I'm afraid of you? Ye Dong took advantage of the situation and pounced on the big fish, the big fish didn't expect Ye Dong to have the courage to pounce on him, and waved his tail to the side, wanting to get rid of Ye Dong's movements, how could Ye Dong not know what it was thinking? Desperately hugged the big fish with both hands.
The big fish couldn't break free, and took Ye Dong to swim deep, Ye Dong didn't take long to be dizzy because of lack of oxygen, he bit the big fish violently, the big fish was bitten by Ye Dong's bite, and the pain was unbearable, and he rushed straight to the water, Ye Dong was taken out of the water and jumped more than two feet, Ye Dong took a few deep breaths out of the water, and was taken into the water again.
"Damn, where are you dead fish taking me? Why don't you stop yet? Ye Dong took another bite, and the big fish surfaced again, Ye Dong looked around, and the river was as wide as the vast sea, which he had never seen in his impression.
Ye Dong was a little nervous, and accelerated the speed of conquering the big fish, using all the hands and feet and mouth that the whole body could use, not long after, the speed of the big fish gradually weakened, Ye Dong hit the big fish with his head fiercely: "Ya, you swim, don't stop, don't die now, this is in the center, you have to die" At least you have to die on the shore, isn't it right to play people like this? ”
How could Big Fish understand what Ye Dong said? The speed slowed down and sank down. Ye Dong rode on the back of the big fish, his legs were clamped, the big fish desperately wanted to break free but lacked strength, so he could only let Ye Dong ride on his back.
"Quick, ...... to the shore" Ye Dong's feet moved and changed direction. The big fish swam towards the shore, Ye Dong only had his head exposed at the moment, and he sneezed several times: "Ya, I actually caught a cold......" Ye Dong scolded in his mouth.
"Oops...... Ouch...... You...... You...... You ......" Ye Dong's head sank, and he suddenly submerged in the water, the big fish seemed to be about to die, Ye Dong had to let go of the big fish, but unexpectedly, he just let go of the big fish and rushed forward, Ye Dong grabbed it, the big fish dragged him forward quickly, and got into the dirt, Ye Dong breathed a sigh of relief, because he had reached the shore.
"Run, I'll let you escape, don't you run away now?" Ye Dong dragged it out and pulled it ashore, and kicked it several times: "Ya, isn't it very good?" What about the majesty just now? You know? You call it the darkness before dawn, the struggle before death. ”
"Damn, it's really cold here, it's windy, let me take a look......" Ye Dong felt in his pocket for a long time, and laughed: "The lighter is still there, you played, you brought me here today, I'm hungry, I'm sorry, I'll eat grilled fish for a while......" Ye Dong said and took off his clothes, picked up firewood and started to get busy.
"It's really troublesome, you have to bake clothes, and you have to think about killing this big fish." Turning around, Ye Dong found a sharp stone and slashed it on the big fish: "Well, yes, it's quite sharp, you can use ......"
Ye Dong naked, the big fish was broken by him, Ye Dong reached out to clean the internal organs, pulled outward, and suddenly saw the big fish glowing in the belly, and looked carefully under curiosity: "Wow, baby......" A ring was taken out by him, Ye Dong put it in front of his eyes and carefully observed it for a long time and did not know the quality of this ring: "What is this?" Bead? How is it squishy? ”
Ye Dong picked up the beads and rings and walked by the water, then bit the beads with his mouth, and carefully cleaned the ring in his hand: "Ouch, my good ......" Ye Dong's feet slipped, and he fell into the water at once, and the beads in his mouth swallowed directly. Ye Dong went ashore and vomited desperately, but unfortunately it was still to no avail, putting the ring on his hand, Ye Dong sat on the grass: "I fainted his sister's heel, it was really disgusting to me." ”
"No matter, no matter, first grill the fish and meat, this person is iron, the rice is steel, and the panic of not eating hunger at one meal." Ye Dong flipped the fish meat from time to time, and his stomach growled, which made him anxious.
At this moment, suddenly there was a bright light behind him, Ye Dong looked back, and after the bright light, a woman in white suddenly appeared in front of him. "Hello dear, lovely, great and kind master whom others don't love me, the fairy is here to salute you...... Yes! Rogue! The woman screamed. Yes! Monster ......" Ye Dong also shouted.
"Stop, where are you going to run?" The woman shouted, and Ye Dong stopped. There is indeed no way out in front of him: "Hooligans, don't put on your clothes yet?" "Clothes? You...... You're not a youkai? Ye Dong was a little afraid to look at her. Monster? Dare to say I'm a youkai? Have you ever seen such a beautiful yokai? The woman asked Xiang Ye Dong. No! Ye Dong shook his head. You still don't have clothes on? "Clothes? Your clothes are already wet, who are you? Why did it suddenly appear? Am I dreaming? ”
"Me? Well, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, the most beautiful and beautiful immortal. "Quitting immortals? Immortal? Are you sure? Hurry up and dry my clothes! I'm freezing to death. Ye Dong hugged his body and trembled. Go ......" After a white light, Ye Dong's clothes had all become clean and tidy and flew down in front of him. Ye Dong hurriedly dressed. "Wow, my fish ......" Ye Dong smelled a scorching smell and immediately ran over to flip the fish on the grill.
"What do you see? Want to eat? Why don't you leave? Ye Dong turned around and asked. Where to? I am a ring immortal, you are my master. "Master? I? Immortals and masters? I think you want to eat fish, give ...... Here you go...... Take it and go. Ye Dong handed her a slice of grilled fish.
"The ring on your hand is my ......" "What? Is it yours? It's mine...... You want my ring, huh? No way, let's go, let's go......" Ye Dong said, putting his hands behind his back.