Chapter 66 is not enough time to use songs to make up for collections

After Hou Jun's reminder, Zhao Wei felt as if he had indeed missed something, Zhao Wei said, "Hey, it seems to be like this?!" Well, let me think about it. ”

Zhao Wei touched his chin, and he began to think left and right, meditating.

What did dude miss?! What the hell is it!? On the way back to the dormitory, Zhao Wei has been thinking solemnly about this problem.

Zhao Wei just sat down in his seat and took a sip of water, and suddenly a lightning bolt crossed his mind, mud girl, buddy finally remembered!

That is: there is not enough time to make up songs!

Zhao Wei immediately turned on the computer and entered two keywords "song" and "wrong wrong" in the search engine, which quickly made Zhao Wei settle in his heart: Huhu, it's okay! This parallel world has this song!

Zhao Wei clicked on the link headed by him, which is the introduction of the song: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong is the title song of Liu Zhe's first music album released in 2010, which is a song sung by Liu Zhe and Chen Juan.

The following line is the album introduction of the album that has been broken and whose heart can be loved:

Love is amorphous, love is unspeakable, the taste of love, no one in the world can explain clearly! Only in the poignant stories and euphemistic poems that have been passed down through the ages, people seem to be able to find the emotional catharsis and spiritual comfort of love and hate.

Today, Liu Zhe, a representative of the new generation of China's original music force and a powerful singer-songwriter from the mainland, uses his songs to interpret love for us.

His grievances, his sorrows, make us have to stop and listen to his voice, and I hope we can calm down in the chaos around us and listen quietly to these voices from our hearts.

After reading the album introduction, Zhao Wei immediately closed this webpage with a fork, because it was not the point, the focus was on the second link of the search engine, "Wrong and staggered Jiaozhi National Popular Tiantuan Combination Online Watch Banana Video Network".

Zhao Wei clicked on this link,Enter the video interface of Banana Video Network,When 30 seconds of website advertising,Known as the one-stop trio of Jiaozhi National Washing, Cutting and Blowing", "Brother Yellow Hair", "Brother White Hair", "Brother Black Hair" appeared on the screen one after another!

As soon as he saw the three stupid Matt teasing pens of the three Jiaozhi countries that existed in the original world and this parallel world, Zhao Wei's mood was suddenly extremely happy, and he happily followed the rhythm of the music in the video, and sang together:

"Braces girl, what a beauty! My sister has such powerful beautiful legs. I found an American girl, and I was holding the hunt for color."

Zhao Wei's rather chanting singing voice suddenly attracted the onlookers of the three animals in the bedroom, Wu Fei glanced at the video, and he said with a smile: "Hahaha, it turned out to be the video of these three funny pens in Jiaozhi Country!" ”

Hou Jun also laughed and said, "Lying grass! It's them! No wonder it sounds so familiar! Last year, they became popular all over the Chinese Internet with this song with their scumbag style and thunderous plot. ”

Xiao Jian laughed and said, "Hehe, viagra, how do I feel that what you just sang sounds more connotative and high-level???!!! ”

Zhao Wei clicked the pause button with the mouse, he gave a thumbs up, praised Xiao Jiandao: "He is worthy of being a slut!" Hear the hidden depth of buddy so quickly! ”

Zhao Wei picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of water, he smiled and said to the three animals in the bedroom:

"After filming episode 6 just now, the monkey said, the plot content of our episode 6 is short, and it's hard to make up 5 minutes of time, well, buddy thought about it, the content is indeed a little less! So, I thought of a good solution to the problem, that is, there is not enough time to make up the songs! ”

The three animals understood, and they asked in unison, "Do you just use the washing, scissors, and blowing this song of the group?" ”

Zhao Wei nodded and said, "! Didn't you realize that this song fits too well with the style we never expected?! ”

The three people in the dormitory all nodded in agreement, agreeing with it.

However, Hou Jun still raised his question: "However, the mistakes of the Jiaozhi version are wrong, and others don't know what is sung in the lyrics, is it going to use the Chinese version of the original song Liu Zhe and Chen Juan?" If that's the case, it's a lot worse comedic! ”

Zhao Wei smiled, he raised his index finger and shook it, and said, "!! It's still going to be the original song of the wash, cut and blow combination, but it's just that we use the transliterated version I sang just now, and the brothers are playing lip-syncing lip-syncing this time. ”

Zhao Wei opened a new document on the desktop, then pulled the progress bar of the video back to the position of 0 minutes and 3 seconds, and clicked the play button.

Then, while listening to the divine comedy of the washing, cutting and blowing combination, Zhao Wei flew his fingers and wrote down the transliterated version of the lyrics of the first paragraph of the Jiaozhi Kingdom.

A few minutes later, Zhao Wei printed out four copies of the lyrics that had been written and revised, one for each of the four people in the dormitory.

The three animals in the dormitory finished reading the four sheets of printed lyrics from beginning to end, and the three of them looked at each other wordlessly, silently ran to the bathroom, and each held a piece of soap and obediently handed it away.

This is because the transliteration in the other hand of the three of them can only be described in eight words as terrifying, just right!

The wrong lyrics on the printer paper read:

Little monster Zhao Sledgehammer Zhao Wei: Braces girl, what a beauty!

Monkey King Wu Fei: My sister has such powerful and beautiful legs.

Tang Seng Xiao Jian: I found an American girl, and I held the hunting color empty.

Sun Wukong Wu Fei: Hurry up and what's wrong with you, sister?

Little monster Zhao Da Hammer Zhao Wei: A monster, what a beauty!

Monkey King Wu Fei: My chick will be there soon!

Tang Seng Xiao Jian: It's still an American girl, so who will be beautiful?

Monkey King Wu Fei: Talking about boundless love to you!

Three-person chorus: Taimu Humanity!

After a while, Hou Jun smiled and said to the cattle in the bedroom:

"Brothers, look at it, the lyrics sung by the slut have three words American in it, then you should find a beautiful cutie with a bit of American style to participate, I think the effect will definitely be better!"

The three horses nodded in agreement, Xiao Jian touched his head and said, "Well, this monkey is very good!" Dude feels that Guan Guan Meimei and my dear Xiao Wenwen, both of them look very standard oriental faces! Now the question is, which cutie is more suitable to participate in? ”

Hou Jun smiled a little shyly: "I think there is a beautiful eyebrow that is particularly suitable, she is Wang Like Meimei in the same bedroom as Guan Guan Meimei, she is a native of Wushi, Xinjiang, Anxi Province, with white skin, big chest, high forehead, big eyes, and high nose bridge. ”

The three people in the dormitory all knew that Hou Jun's classmates had been hopelessly infatuated with Wang Like's beauty since the last dinner, of course, Hou Jun's mention was quite good, and everyone had no reason to object, and they could push the boat down the river to do personal favors, so they unanimously agreed.

Zhao Wei, a senior theorist of pickled girls, nodded, he smiled and patted Wu Fei's shoulder next to him with his hand and said:

"Hehe, dog! Look at it, our monkey has obviously entered the hall, and there is no condition to create zào conditions to contact your favorite beauty! The stones of other mountains can attack jade, our brothers really have to be good, hard, and serious to keep up with the monkeys! ”

Wu Fei nodded heavily, and he said solemnly: "Well, you have to study hard!" Buddy strives to improve the backward status quo of 20 years of single masturbation as soon as possible! ”

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