Pines and cypresses, to use green. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wei He wiped his earth-stained paw and stepped on the other paw in the green paint. Well, draw a tree in the upper left corner and a tree in the lower right corner.

That's it!

Wei He's left paw was earthy and his right paw was dark green, and he carefully began to "paint"!

Subsequently, Wei He's exclamations of "meow", "whoop", "meow" and "meow" sounded one after another in the study, and the left paw accidentally stepped on it, oops, the right paw accidentally stepped on it...... I have to mend it, I meowed, and I lost my claws and stepped on the wrong ......

After two hours of hard work, the painting of "Pine and Cypress" was finally completed.

Wei He looked up at the mirror, and found that he had a large piece of paint on his face, and looked down at the irregular green dye on the painting paper, as well as a crooked earthy yellow mark, Wei He's heart was dead. It took two hours to draw these things, and I really didn't have any talent for painting.

"Oh, what did Xiao He draw?" Old Man Qin saw that Wei He was covered in dye, and saw a large piece of paper on the table, with a few big characters written on it, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "It's amazing, can you still write and draw?" ”

Wei Guangye also ran over when he heard the movement.

"What is this word? Longevity? Old Man Qin thought about it, and suddenly patted his head as if he had realization: "This is for the old man...... Birthday present? ”

Wei He nodded vigorously, with a face full of dye, looking very proud.

"Hehe, Xiao He can do anything, ...... writing and painting" As soon as he said this, Wei Guangye paused, looked at the irregular green and earthy yellow in the upper left and lower right corners of the drawing paper, and asked with some uncertainty: "This ...... Is it a long-lived turtle? ”

Wei He was speechless, what kind of eyes does my father have, what I painted is obviously a pine and cypress!

"What longevity turtle? How can there be such a green long-lived turtle? This is a ...... Matcha cake, right? Old Man Qin glanced at Wei Guangye and analyzed carefully: "Look, this yellow one is the table, and the green one is the cake......

Wei He's eyes narrowed slightly, and his claws and hooks stretched out angrily. Old Man Qin is really well-informed, and he also knows matcha cakes. Even the matcha cake came up with it, why can't you guess the pine cypress?

Wei He suddenly felt a little frustrated, is Ben Meow's painting skills a mystery? You still need to guess!

When I looked up, I saw Qin Yu coming over at some point, and he was standing at the door looking at the drawing paper and laughing: "Xiao He painted an abstract painting, it's too normal for us to not understand it." Picasso's paintings, I'm afraid we won't be able to appreciate them. ”

Mmmm, the shoveler finally said a human word.

Qin Yu walked over, glanced at the drawing paper, fell into deep thought, and finally nodded: "Xiao He painted two green apples, which means peace and security." ”

"Whew!" Wei He scratched the corner of the table angrily.

Qin Yu scooped Wei He into his arms, leaned into Wei He's ear and whispered, "Don't do sabotage." ”

Wei He raised his head and glared angrily. It's hard for me to love you so much, you can't even see that I painted pines and cypresses, is there any tacit understanding?

Qin Yu chuckled: "How can there be such an ugly pine tree?" ”

Ay? Did he see it? Wei He raised his head, and finally got a hint of comfort. Ugly is ugly, as long as people can see what it is, it is a success. It's a pity that only Qin Yu of the three people saw that they were two trees, and Old Man Qin and his father didn't see it, and they didn't know what Old Fang's eyes were.

Wei He shook his head, lazy to think.

"Let's go, take a shower." Qin Yu hugged Wei He and walked towards the bathroom, and in the study, the two old men were still discussing what the hell was painted on the green things on the drawing paper.

The next day, Qin Yu took the drawing paper and framed it, and after light retouching, it was still quite beautiful.

It's just that those two trees look a bit abstract.

At that time, the master who framed the painting also asked, "Did these two balls of green be accidentally sprinkled with paint?"

In front of Wei He, Qin Yu replied like this: "I invited an internationally renowned abstract painter to help me add the finishing touch. ”

The framing master was dumbfounded, but he couldn't see that Qin Yu's serious appearance didn't look like a fake, so he immediately looked at the two trees painted by Wei He, rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't say it, it's really a little different, it looks quite deep." ”

Wei He was speechless, someone believed this kind of nonsense!

Of course, this kind of nonsense can only fool and flicker the painting master, and he will never dare to use it to make fun of the old men in the courtyard of the military region. Yes, when this calligraphy and painting was sent to Fang Lao, Qin Yu said honestly: "The words were stepped on by Xiao He, and the painting was painted by Xiao He's own paws." ”

Due to Mr. Fang's special identity, it was impossible to hold a big birthday banquet, but he invited some old comrades-in-arms, relatives and friends to have a meal together. Of course, birthday gifts are indispensable, some people have expensive gifts, some people have warm gifts, some people give unique gifts, and some people give things that are rare and expensive.

Only Wei He's gift faintly reveals the characteristics of abstract painting in the cuteness, which makes people's eyes shine...... Shocked! First, I didn't expect a cat to prepare a gift for Fang Lao, although Wei He was famous, but after seeing it with his own eyes, these old men still felt fresh and surprised. Second, the two pines and cypresses painted by Wei He are really a little ugly, so people can't see what the hell they are.

"This ...... The four big characters are well written, not bad...... But...... What do these two balls of green mean? Fang Laozai looked at it carefully for a long time, and finally asked.

The onlookers nodded their heads, and it could be seen that everyone was very curious.

Wei He was annoyed, no one could see it?

"I look like a lawn, yellow is dirt, green is lawn......"

"No, no, it's a cake, there's a kind of cake that's green."

"I see, these are two turtles, which represent longevity."

"Don't talk nonsense, these are two big apples. Peace and joy. ”

"Wrong, wrong, these are two big yarn balls, cats like wool balls, so draw two wool balls and give them to the old party."

"If you want me to see, it's definitely the paint that has been spilled, and the kittens are scribbling!"

Aren't these guys too big?! Wei He raised his claws to cover his heart, feeling that he had been injured by 10,000 heavy blows, and his blood bar was about to be hit by these old men with eyes and beads.

Fortunately, the weather was good, the warm breeze was warm, and the two tables of birthday banquets were placed in the courtyard, and there happened to be a few old pine trees in the courtyard. Wei He hurriedly jumped onto a stone table, pointed to an old pine tree next to him and shouted: "Meow~"

Fang Lao thought for a while, and then suddenly realized: "Pine tree!" Xiao He painted a pine tree! ”

Qin Yu said with a smile: "I wish Fang Lao the pines and cypresses to be evergreen, as blessed as the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan." ”

"Hahaha, good, good, living so old, it's the first time I've received a birthday gift from a kitten, and it's so decent, it's a little interesting, it's a little interesting." Old Fang was very happy, hugged Wei He from Qin Yu's arms, and scratched Wei He's chin: "Little guy, I heard that you went out a while ago, caught thieves, gangsters, and did a lot of big things." ”

Wei He raised his head, narrowed his eyes and meowed comfortably, and said in his heart, where is this, the big thing I want to do is not so simple...... I want to be a refiner! (To be continued.) )