Mistress Randy, your life hangs by a thread!

VOL.1

Headache.

It hurts to death.

This was Randy's first reaction.

It's as if someone who has nothing to do has stuck an awl between his brain and his skull, and then he has nothing to do and hits it with a hammer.

Hurt.

And with an unexpected sour tingling feeling.

The brain is muddy.

And the eyes are blurred, and the vision is a little chaotic.

Oh my God, what the hell happened to me......

Randy roared inwardly, grabbing the half-drunk whiskey on the bedside table and swallowing two sips, which was better under the stimulation of alcohol.

This pain Randy has endured.

Men, there are a few days of discomfort every month.

I mean, a hangover.

If you are too excited and drink too much alcohol the day before, there is no doubt that the next day you will be in pain by the overdose of alcohol.

Here's the problem......

Why do you drink so much?

Randy rubbed his skull vigorously, his already messy red hair getting even more sloppy.

Although Randy is a person who does not pay much attention to his private life, he is a hunter at all, not an ordinary hunter, but a first-class hunter. That's the red constellation of Semuria!

No matter how unparticular Randy is, he won't force himself. I like to drink, but never too much. I will experience the feeling of being drunk, but it will never affect my life the next day.

He rarely experienced the pain of a hangover.

So, were you too excited yesterday?

Randy couldn't help but start reminiscing about yesterday's life.

VOL.2

"Ah, Randy is so lucky!"

"Even hahaha! Randy-sama is the strongest! ”

In the casino of Happy Street, the red-haired man laughed like a fool, and in excitement, he stepped on the card table with one foot, twisted his waist and hands, and danced the dance of victory. Infected by him, the young women around him laughed and swayed like him.

The week before, because of concerns about Rubacher's problems, the people in the support section did not leave the department building for a moment. If you don't leave the department building, then of course you won't come to the casino~

This is the first time in a week that Randy has traveled to the casino, and Randy's luck seems to have accumulated for a week, and now it is about to burst out, from the time he was seated to the present, Randy has won eighteen games in a row, and his luck is stronger than one game. The staff in the casino and the girls who like to join in the fun, of course, like to stand on the side of the winner, say a few kind words, and maybe even get a benefit. Even if there is no benefit, it is much better than following a gray mourning dog.

"Randy~ You haven't been here for a while, and your luck is so good today~You say~"

Someone in the crowd begged in a glamorous voice, this feeling of being regarded as the central point - it was so cool!

Randy, who was overly excited, smirked and kept directing the boss to serve the wine - was it too much at this time?

Because of the hangover, Randy suddenly remembered yesterday's situation.

But shouldn't it?

Randy carefully recalls the drink he drank yesterday.

Don't look at Randy drinking like an idiot, but he knows in his heart that he didn't drink more than he did?

On weekdays, Randy can drink ten beers, which is about fifteen bottles. Of course, there is still some amount, but the stomach really can't stand it.

So, Randy falls into memory again, counting the drinks he has drunk.

I was too excited to blow a bottle myself.

Then while drinking, he toasted with the people around him, which was half a bottle...... Forget it, count it as a bottle.

Then, dealing with the ladies around me, about three or five bottles of wine? Compromise, count four bottles.

Well, there's a total of six bottles here.

Then when he showed his luck with the boss, he drank one bottle and seven bottles in front of him.

Then he picked up another bottle of wine, drank half a bottle, and came back with the rest.

That's right, that's eight bottles, it shouldn't be too much.

Randy silently looked at the whiskey in his hand in a daze.

…………

Wait a minute?

What am I taking?!

Randy stared at the bottle again in disbelief......

The amber clear liquid swayed gently in Randy's uncontrollable trembling.

Whiskey......

"I drank eight bottles of whiskey?!"

(Note: For readers who don't drink alcohol, there are degrees of alcohol, and the higher the degree, the higher the alcohol content.) The easier it is to get drunk. Randy previously said that fifteen bottles of draft beer were drafted beers, with degrees ranging from three to octaves. Whiskey, a spirit, has a strength of around forty-three degrees. Even if the draught beer is all octaves, then eight bottles of whiskey are equivalent to forty bottles of beer. It is conceivable that it is unscientific for Randy not to get drunk. οΌ‰

VOL.3

I'm such a talent!

Self-deprecating sentences kept lingering in Randy's mind, as if someone was scolding him from all over the world because of the hangover.

I can drink eight bottles of this stuff in a row, what the hell have I done......

Thinking of this, the more Randy thought about it, the more he realized that the whiskey in his hand looked hateful, and grabbed the bottle, and Randy smashed it to the side of the bed......

In the end, he was still a little reluctant, so he poured two more mouthfuls and slammed the bottle on the table.

Forget it, the wine is innocent.

It's me who gets carried away.

Randy sighed.

My head hurts so much, forget it, let's have a good rest today.

Speaking of which, take a good look at the two-page "Midnight Kiss" (note: a magazine not allowed to be purchased under the age of eighteen) and get some sleep surrounded by beauties.

With that in mind, Randy put his hand under the pillow......

No?

Ahh Did I put it somewhere else?

I'm really sloppy, hahaha.

Randy propped himself up, leaned out of the bed, and swept his hand under the bed.

Well, one of the romantic things about men is to hide these books that can't be read by outsiders.

Although hiding under the bed is simply the practice of fools. But it can't be helped, after all, people sometimes are lazy! I'm too lazy to get up and look for the bookshelf or something, if it's under the pillow or under the bed, then I can reach out and get it at any time when I want to see it.

Well, my beloved darlings, where are you?

The right hand touched meaninglessly, but it turned out that he didn't touch anything but air and the bed board.

Don't believe in evil! Randy joins the fray with his left hand. Hands waving under the bed.

No!

Wait a minute?!

Lifting the sheets, poking his head down, the long red hair was heading towards the ground due to gravity, and it was all scattered - regardless of him!

No!

Empty!

That's impossible!

There's absolutely no way I'm mistaken!

Randy's heart was like a gallop of horsesβ€”on his heart, of course.

I only saw it a few days ago...... Yes!

Wait, calm down!

Who am I......

I'm Randy Orlando......

I was there......

I'm in my own room in the Special Mission Support Section......

Okay, take a deep breath, calm down, calm down...... Cold...... I can't get cold!

VOL.4

Scene restoration......

That's when Randy left the casino in Fun Street and sang the triumphant song all the way back to the Support Division.

"I'm backβ€”I'm coming~"

With that, he pushed open the door of the Support Section with a big hand that got carried away.

"Randy?"

It seems that there is an impression who called himself once.

However, at this time, Randy, who was burned unconscious by alcohol, could no longer remember who it was.

"Wow, it smells of alcohol, don't make a fuss, Qiya is already asleep."

And then I was scolded.

"Hey, hey~ Today, it's a good day!"

"Good, good, good, good day......"

The visitor said perfunctorily, walked over quickly, grabbed Randy's arm, and the two of them went upstairs together.

Then it was as if he had been sent back to his room.

Then, the prisoner who brutally kidnapped his beloved book is this person.

But who, exactly?

Randy touched his beardless chin and thought carefully. The pain of a hangover is not worth mentioning at all in the face of the pain of losing a magazine!

Tio Hoxu and Kia were the first to rule out. The three of them were too short to hold Randy's arm and drive him upstairs.

Secondly, You Tatsumi can also be excluded.

Not out of trust, but because of ...... If it's him......

"Oh, Randy has drunk a lot, come on, drink this awakening wine."

Something like that. There's no way he's going to let go of such a good opportunity to play a prank!

And then there were Lloyd and Ellie.

Tsk, who should be good?

Lloyd?

Don't you feel like he's a random person who investigates rooms?

It has to be Ellie!

Yes, it's Ellie!

Once the killer is identified, Randy suddenly feels that the previous reasoning has become scientific, although it is usually the other way around.

Because it was Ellie, she didn't use the common practice of lending shoulders to each other between men.

One is because Ellie has limited strength, and the other is because ...... If Randy's hand is over Ellie's shoulder, then, when he goes upstairs, his own hand is under the influence of gravity...... Hey, hey, hey~~~

Moreover, Ellie, such an innocent lady, if she finds that she has something strange hidden in her room, it feels like she is indeed the type that will go crazy.

Well, the murderer is her!

So, that's all there is left!

VOL.5

"Ellie, return the imperial book (non-typo, anti-harmony) to me!"

Of course, it is impossible to say that!!

Then Uncle Randy's reputation will be ruined! is going to bear the name of an imperial man for the rest of his life and live a life that is looked down upon!

No way! Absolutely not!

Randy cautiously opened the door to make sure that there was no one on the left and right, and then crept out - as for why he wanted to be a thief, it could only be said that it was a matter of mentality.

There doesn't seem to be any special work today, Ellie is sitting in the living room on the first floor reading the newspaper, and the sound of gurgling can be faintly heard in the kitchen, probably stewing soup, reading the newspaper to pass the time before it is ready.

Still, the newspapers......

Randy rarely looked at that thing. What kind of politics, what kind of event, I feel that it has nothing to do with me. If it's a big deal, then you can definitely know it without reading the newspaper. If it's a trifle - whatever.

But now is not the time to make irresponsible comments about the newspapers.

"Ellie......"

Randy quietly, very quietly, called out his companion's name.

But Ellie didn't seem to hear it.

And no wonder. After all, the sound is too small......

No, I actually heard it.

Ellie takes half a position sideways, completely turning Randy diagonally behind her into Randy directly behind.

When moving, the rattling of newspapers is a mockery of Randy!

It's definitely her!

"That, Ellie?"

Cheeky, Randy calls his companion's name again.

"What? Randy drunk. ”

Oh no! Isn't that completely hated!!

Randy almost scratched his head in his heart.

However, for the sake of their own collection...... For the harbor of your soul!

"Well, Ellie, I'm sorry for the trouble, thank you for sending me back to my room yesterday."

"Hmph."

Snort softly, noncommittal. Ellie continues to treat Randy with indifference.

Oh no, I want to run...... It's terrible, Ellie like this is terrible! It's even scarier than Ellie who has drunk!

Damn, what to do......

"That's it...... Ellie, I woke up in the morning and it looked like something was missing from the house? That, I think you've probably seen it? ”

Crash.

Newspapers were slapped on the table.

Ellie spun around and looked directly at Randy behind her. Randy stood, Ellie sits, but Ellie completely overwhelmed the other in momentum, which was an indescribable sense of oppression.

"Oh, you said those things...... (sneer) I'll pack it for you and take it to be burned. You must have no problem with this, right? Because ......"

Ellie is laughing, laughing but laughing so scary! She stood up, almost as if she was about to hit her nose against Randy's nose, and Randy quickly stepped back, the hairs on his back standing on end.

My father, my son is not filial, I am afraid that he will have to give his life here today...... I really regret leaving the red constellation...... It's going to die, it's going to die, it's going to die......

While Randy was thinking, Ellie, finally gave the death notice.

"Kiya is also in the support department, in case she comes to your room and sees these things...... You get the idea, Randy, I'm going to burn them all, okay? ”

"Yes...... I'm okay with ......."

VOL.6

No, you can't win......

Ellie is horrible.

Easily defeated by Ellie, the red-haired man returns to his room.

Damn, what to do? What should I do?

Do you want to give up? Give up the soul's voices that have been with me for a long time......

No, wouldn't that be a scumbag who likes the new and hates the old!

Stubborn about strange things, Randy desperately uses his few brain cells to think of countermeasures.

The easiest countermeasure, without a doubt, is to sneak into Ellie's room and steal it out.

However, this would also mean an all-out war.

No, it must be avoided.

Although as long as Ellie doesn't find out...... But that's not the problem! Because it's my book, as long as it's gone, I must have taken it, right?!

No, no, Randy, think about it.

Actually, isn't there a good way? Just steal the day!

I'm sure Ellie won't look at the contents when she burns it, so just change it to another book!

But......

Dive in with a bunch of books! What an international joke is this!

And ah, Ellie's room or something, it's so big space, how do you sneak in!

At this moment, the sound of high-heeled boots was heard. Knock on the stairs......

Damn, go back to your room at this time!

In a small house, there is a person in the house, how can you steal a box without anyone knowing?

By the way, from the very beginning, it was assumed that Randy's collection was a chest. Why is that?

Of course the quantity. Eight copies of ten, but Randy's collection is a full three hundred, and just thinking about it can give you a rough guess of how much effort Ellie had to draw yesterday to move them all.

Damn it! Can't do it! Can't do it!

It's good that Youjun is here...... If he is allowed to ......

No way...... Please, this person won't be able to hold his head up for the rest of his life.

Just when Randy was bothered to the point where he couldn't do it......

"Randy? Come and play? ”

VOL.7

It's Kia! Savior! This is the savior!

VOL.8

Randy took a glass plate and carefully glued it to a long stick.

With one of these props in hand, Randy opened the window and leaned out. The air was warm and filled with the smell of sunshine, but Randy was not interested in experiencing it at all. He lifted the stick high and cautiously stretched it towards Ellie's window.

It is a device with simple principles and complex usage. Through the collaboration of several mirrors, you can see the view from the window.

However, because Lloyd is directly below Ellie's room, it becomes more difficult for Randy, who is diagonally lower, to complete this already difficult job.

He carefully adjusted the direction of the mirror, and oh oh! Come out, Ellie's room!

Randy looked at the small mirror in his hand, and in the mirror, there was a projection formed by several mirrors.

In the picture, Ellie is squinting and holding her pistol in both hands. She also waved her hand in the mirror with interest, and her lips opened and closed a few times, as if to say "goodbye".

After that, there is the crisp sound of the mirror shattering......

"Hehe, Ellie...... You're still underestimating the hunters. ”

However, Randy was not frustrated.

Because, just now, he had already been given enough information. With the dynamic vision of the Hunter, not to mention a second, a third of a second is enough to see the whole of Ellie's room!

There is no place to have its own box.

In other words, the box was not on the surface, but hidden.

Randy nodded, putting away the tools of the crime.

Hehe, Ellie, this mistake of yours will become a stain!

VOL.9

Ellie...... There are some things I want to confess to you......"

Randy knocks on Ellie's door.

A moment later, the door clicked open, and a kick of Ellie's room leaked through the crack in the door, and Ellie's face was full of unpleasantness.

"What?"

"Sorry, it's not convenient here, that, can you accompany me to the rooftop."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ All right. ”

Ellie was silent for a moment, but finally agreed.

With Ellie with him, Randy walks onto the rooftop.

"Actually...... Ellie, I have something to tell you, I mean, the clothing store is on sale for a limited time today? ”

――――――

And just as the two of them were leaving, Kia, who was wearing a camouflage uniform and painted two dark green camouflage strokes on her face, quietly opened Ellie's door.

Yes! That's the tactic that Master Randy has come up with!

There is no shortage of combat experts in the Red Constellation, and in good conscience, Randy's combat power can only be said to be among the top five, not top-notch. Not to mention his father, his uncle is a strong enemy, a cousin, and there are also top-notch masters among other hunters.

But the son of the fighting god is himself. Although this son is easy to understand as a child, in fact, it means heir. The son of the god of fighting, not the son of the god of fighting, but the heir of the god of fighting. Why is Randy the heir?

That's because of the excellent qualities he showed in terms of tactics and strategy. Although it is much worse than a strategist and a war artist, it is much stronger than the average hunter who even has muscles in his head.

Randy's plan is this: he acts as a decoy to lure Ellie out. Whatever reason seems to be to want to break Ellie, but in fact, it's to make Ellie paralyzed and think that Randy wants to break up herself! So as to relax the vigilance of the treasure! After Randy takes Ellie, Kia infiltrates and steals Randy's chest. Seriously, three hundred books are not something that a child can move, but now, Randy can't care about that much.

As for the explanation of Kia, I was playing a game with Ellie, hoping that Kia could help me a little or something. Even if Kia saw the contents, she might not be able to understand what it was, and she would know that it was a book with a lot of beautiful girls.

It can be explained like this: "This is actually a blind date book!" ”

Then, Randy just needs to take the book and replace it with something else of similar weight! Perfect!

How could I be so witty!

Randy can't help but praise his IQ.

"That's what you're talking about? Sorry, I still have my clothes, I'm going back......"

"Wait a minute, there's still ......"

Well, now is, just do it silently!

VOL.10

Of course, it was pointless to call Ellie out, and there was no doubt that she was scolded by Ellie. However, when Randy returned to the room, Kia, who was wearing a camouflage uniform and looked like a special forces, saluted him with a smile.

Damn it...... My heart hurts...... It's really good to deceive this innocent child! Guilt! The guilt is about to come out! My heart hurts...... It's all Ellie's fault, though! Yes, it's all her fault!

As everyone knows, Randy is engaged in a very fierce inner struggle at this time, and Kia's sunny smile has never faded.

"Corporal Kia has completed the task~"

"Good job, good job. Let Brother Randy take a look at it first-huh? ”

Randy looked at the box Kia had placed on the bed.

Yes, in appearance, it is in line with what Randy said: "It's probably going to be a pretty big box." ”

However, it seems that the two people's understanding of the big one is still very far away. The box was too small for Randy. It's not at all like something that can hold 300 books. Could it be that Ellie packed it separately? It's weird.

Intrigued, Randy opens the box.

Inside was a soft cushion, take away the mat, and again a small box. Inside the box, there is a soft cushion again.

Now, Randy already knows that this is definitely not his own book. However, I couldn't restrain my curiosity and quickly dismantled it.

However, if you remove the mat this time, there will be nothing else. It is a box full of large bottles and vials.

Took out a bottle and looked at it, the skin cream ......

Everything else is maintenance products......

Isn't this Ellie's personal property? It's over! It completely broke my mind! Damn, I wouldn't have known it would have been like this.

"That Kia, ......"

"Yes?"

"Actually, you got the wrong box......"

"Huh? Then, Nakia will go get it again! ”

"Well, that's all I can do. Remember, it's probably such a big box. ”

Randy said, opening his arms wide and sizing the box. Kia followed the drawing in a similar way, but her arms were so short that she could only run around to make Randy understand that she understood.

"Well, that's great, come on Kia!"

Randy gave her a thumbs up. This time, this time it's definitely no problem!

VOL.11

"Ellie?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Why? ”

"There's something else I want to tell you, is that why don't you come once?"

"It's inconvenient."

"Huh?"

"I'm looking for the skincare product I just got today."

"Oh, then you have to come with me once!"

"Hey...... I'd really be mad if it was still some kind of discounted and boring topic, oh Randy! ”

And just like that, Randy calls Ellie out for the second time. And Kia also sneaked into Ellie's room for the second time.

VOL.12

Then, he invited Ellie with "Please come with me to see a new play performance by the Rainbow Theatre Troupe", but the other party directly replied: "Isn't it a month before you can go with your ticket!" "I called back.

Yes. As soon as the Rainbow Theatre decided to sell tickets for its new show, Randy went to grab the tickets. But his ticket still can't be used, because it was a month later. It can be seen that the popularity of the Rainbow Theater Company.

Randy didn't have anything to say and dragged it out as much as he could, but he still didn't have much time. After seeing Ellie go back to her room, she waited for a long time, but she didn't see her rush out to blame herself.

Could it be that Kia succeeded? I thought she wouldn't be able to find it, the time was so short......

Moham! It worked!!

Ecstatic! Randy immediately rushed back to his room. Sure enough, Kia was already waiting. In front of it, there is a super huge box.

This time, it should always be! My Collection!

Randy also noticed that there were several tooth marks on the edge of the box, which he could tell at a glance that they were bitten by sharp teeth.

Oh, I said.

"Thank you, Chat."

Randy placed his hand on Zet's head, rubbing his fur. Because it was behind the crate, Randy didn't see it when he came up.

Zeat glanced very coldly and arrogantly refused Randy's touch, which made Randy a little embarrassed.

Now, though, this is not the time to be embarrassed!

Humming a little song, open the box, wow~ my treasure......

What's this......

Randy looked inside, it was a piece of wood.

It has been carefully arranged, so it is more suitable than wood, but crafts.

Randy was puzzled and took out more parts, and found that they were all wooden crafts piece by piece? Eventually, Randy finds the instruction manual in the cracks of the box.

"Detailed explanation of the use of modular wardrobes"

This is actually a wardrobe?!

It's worthy of being a big lady!

Randy silently glanced at his closetβ€”it was the same thing that came with this house......

Hey, rich people are different!

"Hey, Randy, Kia has found the right one this time!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

No, it's not right at all.

I can't say it! I can't say it!

"Ah...... Well. ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Then, Kia is going to tell Ellie that we have won! ”

"Wait a minute!"

Randy hurriedly stopped this innocent child, if she was allowed to speak out now, it would be all ruined!

"Kia, do you want to try it, what about Brother Randy's job?"

"Randy's job?"

VOL.13

"Ellie Ellie~~"

Someone knocked on the door again, and this is the first time...... Ellie was a little annoyed.

However, the sound of the visitor made Ellie throw all her boredom out of the clouds.

Kia.

A girl who makes people pity.

Ah, it's so cute~~

Ellie hurried to open the door.

Sure enough, it was Kia's cute face, but it was a little dirty. Ellie squatted down, patiently wiped her face with a handkerchief, and said with a little disgust: "Kia, be careful next time you play, your face will be dirty." ”

"Well, thank you! Kia knowsβ€”then, Ellie, let's play? ”

"Huh?"

Ellie was a little embarrassed, as she could already see Randy's unyielding attitude.

However, sure enough, it is still Qiya who is the biggest!

"Well, let's play together."

――――――

After the two leave, Randy secretly pushes open Ellie's door.

Tsk, Ellie, don't blame me. You forced me to do this.

Actually, I wanted to be a good person, but I didn't have a choice. Sorry.

Knowing who he was talking to, Randy put the huge box back into Ellie's room and began to search for his treasure all over the world.

However, it is true that there is no other box except the cosmetics in front and this cabinet.

There were no bundles of books, there were indeed books on the shelves, but none of them were abnormal, there was nothing under the bed, and there were ...... in the cabinets

Randy...... What are you doing here? ”

Angry voices, angry voices.

Ellie's voice.

"Aha...... Ellie, I think I can explain ......"

"Let's go to that world and explain!"

VOL.14

After Kia took Ellie, the game she came up with was ......

Hide-and-seek.

Yes, on the premise of not leaving the Support Division...... Hide-and-seek.

Then Ellie went back to her room to see if she was hiding in her room......

It's all over.

Randy covered the corners of his blue eyes, feeling the strength of Ellie's fist. If you go to practice martial arts, maybe it has a better future than a pistol.

It's over, the plan or something, you should have given up from the beginning.

Man, accept your fate. Looks like I, Randy, was destined to lose them!

"Well, Ellie, at least, take me with you when you burn, and I'll see them ascend to heaven with my own eyes."

Of course, Randy thinks that if he takes me with him, he might have a chance to steal a few copies.

"Oh, I can't do it."

"Why?!"

Did you see through my thoughts?!

"Because, when I used to make soup, I used those books as fuel. Why else do you think I'm waiting in the living room? There's a lot of smoke from that thing......"

Ellie chuckled and patted Randy on the shoulder, giving him a big smile.

And Randy, dumbfounded, as if his functions as a human had completely stopped.

"Then what am I doing all this for?"

END