Chapter 0386 - Pretending to Fail
Chapter 0386 - Pretending to be a failure
What can a mask be used for?
Everyone is familiar with it!
It's nothing more than to wear it on your face, make a game to amuse, have a dance party to cover your face, and play with a grimace. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info to go bigger, at most it's to bring a robbery or something......
But at this time, Lin Feng held this mask in his hand, and his heart collapsed...... Well, it's exciting.
Because after sweeping over at a glance and the lines of information were carried out to his brain, Lin Feng found that this mask of his had only a very simple and pure purpose......
Specially designed for pretending!
Lin Feng stared at this mask blankly for a long time before raising his head and muttering, "Nima, there is such a cheap design, it is so special to taste!" ”
After putting the mask away, Lin Feng inspected several other items one by one, and then the whole person felt like he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he lifted his pants and went out. I thought to myself, after spending 50 billion in exchange for such a broken thing, it's time to earn back my prestige!
But he didn't notice that a voice sounded in the middle of the reputation system. The baptism of the seven deadly sins was really useful, but I didn't expect his heart to change so much. I'm afraid that in the end, he will have the same desire as those hosts, and after the desire is swelled to the extreme, he will kill himself......"
After walking downstairs, Lin Feng casually put the mask on his face, chose a random face, and swaggered out of the community.
Along the way, it seems that the whole sky is very clear, and the small flowers and grasses on the road next to the community have become beautiful and colorful, but they are just ...... The stinky **** under his feet made him feel that his luck was so good that it exploded......
What's even more infuriating is that there was a lot of snow last night...... just covered the ****, and there was a and snow under his feet.
Well, to speak human terms......
Lin Feng's whole person is not good!
He came out to pretend to be ...... Uh, earn prestige! Although it is said that people with good luck are-you got up in the morning and stepped on the ****! But if you really want people to step on ****, there are really few people who are willing.
After taking two steps, it was easy to clean the soles of his shoes, and Lin Feng gave his neck a very handsome angle - 45 degrees to the sky, just to see if this casually conjured face was the same as himself, with a ninety-nine percent return rate!
And then, as he thought, it was one hundred percent!
If you don't believe me, just look at it.
When Lin Feng just passed by a stall of roasted sweet potatoes, the old man's eyes were straight, and since Lin Feng passed by the stall, the old man's eyes have never left Lin Feng!
Even if Lin Feng has taken five or six steps, the old man is still shouting!
"Young man, you are still short of one dollar for six yuan of sweet potato!"
"......" Lin Feng took a few steps, came back immediately, and put the sweet potato back on the stall, "Uncle, I am performance art, do you understand performance art?" Don't you understand? Then let me tell you this, I just bought your sweet potatoes for five yuan......"
"It's roasted sweet potatoes."
"Okay, I'll buy your sweet potato ...... for five yuan"
"It's a roasted sweet potato for six dollars!" The old man emphasized again.
"Uncle! Why should you care about these details? Ah okay, I'll buy you for five bucks...... Uh, roasted sweet potato, six pieces, and now I'm putting this sweet potato back. It's called performance art, you know! ”
"I don't understand ......," the old man was confused.
"Hey, since you don't understand, it seems that I spent these five dollars in vain. I'd better go find someone who understands me. Lin Feng looked melancholy, and reached out to get the five yuan back.
"Oh~ I see!" The old man was faster than Lin Feng's hands, "Now that your art is finished, I'm going to sell sweet potatoes somewhere else." ”
"Gah?" Lin Feng was stunned, "No, it's roasted sweet potatoes, and uncle, do you really understand?" I don't think you understand it yet...... Uncle, hey, will you play with me for another five yuan? ”
“…… Neuropathy! The old man pushed the cart away, leaving two long lines of ruts and two rows of shoe prints on the snow.
"Giggle......
When Lin Feng's face was pressed, Moon Scar Le blossomed.
"What are you laughing at!" Lin Feng was very angry, "Didn't you say that I should try the water with this old man who sells sweet potatoes first, no matter how you look at it now, it looks like I was fucked instead of pretending to be forced to do it!" ”
"Hee...... What's the matter with people? ”
"......" Lin Feng grew his head for a while, "You better change to that mechanical voice, I really can't stand the fact that there is a woman living on my body." ”
"Look at your dead face, I think I'm happy to possess you!"
Sure enough, after the mechanical voice was replaced, Lin Feng didn't get any good fruit to eat.
Lin Feng: "......"
"Remind you that for the last time, if you want to gain prestige, use the Black Heart Sutra first, as for the second book, it's best not to use it, I'm afraid you won't be able to stop when the time comes."
After hearing this, Lin Feng patted his head, "That's right! How could I have forgotten this! ”
As he spoke, he opened the Black Heart Sutra, clicked to use it, and after a light, the book disappeared, and Lin Feng's mind suddenly had a lot of more information. The whole person instantly became deep.
"Mother, I can't imagine it, huh! Good stuff. ”
Feeling the effect of this book, Lin Feng's eyes suddenly became a little fanatical, and he urgently set his eyes on the second book-pretending to be a complete strategy.
But when he was about to open it, he suddenly remembered what Moon Scar had just reminded, and suddenly stopped moving. When you can't use it, don't use it......
This guy ...... Uh, this woman, why is she so awkward!
Although this system usually pits him, the prompts of the system still have to be followed. Otherwise, the consequences could be severe.
Raising his eyes and glancing at the prestige value, it was still in a state of 0, and Lin Feng couldn't help but feel anxious in his heart.
Looks like we're going to have to hurry!
"Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger...... Lin Feng walked slowly and leisurely on the snow with his hands behind his back, while thinking about where is the most suitable place?
Thinking about the bridges on TV, it doesn't seem to be much......
Think about it again in the novel, there you have it!
Isn't that someone I don't know now!' Just where to find this tiger? ’
"Suzu!"
A mobile phone ringtone brought Lin Feng back to reality.
It was Li Qiang who called.
"Lin Feng, where are you now? CCTV didn't get through to your phone, and I was looking for you on business. ”
"What can CCTV do, isn't it just about donations? They don't care how much they donate, as long as they use it in the right place. Oh yes, by the way, I will donate another three million in the name of our company, and then two million in my own name. Okay, it's okay to hang up. ”
Then a voice sounded in Lin Feng's mind, and Lin Feng was stunned, "I plugged in, five million went down, and I only gave twenty points of prestige?" ”|
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(To be continued.) )