Chapter 37 Episode 2 is airing!

Zhao Wei thought about it, thought about it, and after careful consideration, he still didn't come up with which one to choose, of course, it was definitely not that there was no goods in his stomach, but that there were too many goods in his stomach, and he didn't know which one to choose, so he accidentally fell into the choice syndrome.

Zhao Wei had no choice but to decide to put this matter aside for the time being, because his head was about to become a mess! He smiled and said: "Lou Meimei's mention of yì is really amazing, it made me feel like a surge of inspiration for a while!" I promise here: I will make a drama that is both popular and popular for you. ”

The four beauties stretched out the little finger of their right hand together, and said in unison: "Pull the hook!" ”

Zhao Wei very happily stretched out the little finger of his left hand to hook the little finger of Guan Zhiling and Jiang Shuying, and at the same time stretched out the little finger of his right hand to hook the little finger of Lou Yixiao and Wang Like, and the five of them said together: "Pull the hook and hang yourself, you are not allowed to change for a hundred years, and if you change, you will be a king egg!" ”

After the hook was finished, the five of them toasted the matter again, and drank a glass of wine together.

Jiang Shuying took the dishes in front of her aside, took out an ipad5 from her handbag and put it on the dining table, she said with a smile: "The second episode of "Never Expected" should be broadcast now, let's watch and eat at the same time." ”

Of course, there is wifi in the ancient seven-star hotel, Jiang Shuying quickly connected to the wifi, opened the app of "Love to Watch Video Network", and she quickly clicked on the video of the second episode of "Never Expected" "Giving Birth to Many Children".

At the same time, Xiao Jian, a classmate on the other side, skillfully took out the mini ipad2 from Zhao Wei's satchel and put it on the dining table, and also connected to the wifi, and followed several girls at the same table to watch "Give Up Many Children".

After buffering for a few seconds, I immediately heard the theme song of "Never Expected" sung by four animals in unison: "Never expected, the festival is gone......"

At the same time, on the screen, the avatars of all the participants keep swinging their hands and feet, and behind the avatars is a cartoon dinosaur roaring in the sky, and at the end of the theme song, the title "The Legend of Zhao Sledgehammer" appeared.

The short theme song is followed by an opening ad with two subtitles and sound in sync.

The style of the ad is exactly the same as the ad in the first episode, with a row of words on the top, a logo pattern in the middle, and a row of words below.

In the first advertisement, the sentence above is Zhao Wei's normal-sounding male voice: This episode is sponsored and broadcast by Aunt Liu next door; The LOGO pattern in the middle is a miniature picture of Liu Xiuying holding a loudspeaker; The second sentence is Liu Xiuying's middle-aged aunt's voice with a strong Hokkien accent: Hammer hammer, auntie called you to drink juice!

Lu Chenchen over there saw this opening advertisement, and he immediately raised his thumb and said to Liu Xiuying: "Mom, Niu Bi, this voice is really imposing!" Wow, our juice shop is going to be on fire! Also, Brother Zhao's advertising words are really well written! ”

Then there is the second synchronous advertisement, the top of which is-"This episode is also sponsored by the Huaxia Fat Protection Association.,In the middle is a common fat two-headed monster in the World of Warcraft online game.,Below-"The fat man is inherently dead.,Or heavier than Mount Tai.,Or heavier than other mountains.。 ”

The second ad seems to be dispensable, but it is not, it is Zhao Wei showing his creativity and talent in writing advertising words to impress those advertisers who are waiting on the sidelines.

And then there's the subtitles.

Episode 2:

"It's so hot, don't forget to vent some gas for your girlfriend, don't explode"

"I don't like the girl who loves to lie in bed, except for the girl who loves to sleep in my bed"

"Someone slandered me as a sissy, so angry that I took off my high heels"

"Problems that Confucius can't solve, then Lao Tzu will help you solve them"

"The old fan online game is the main reason why you can't find the object"

The picture flashed quickly, and Zhao Wei appeared on the stage with an expressionless face, but the difference from the first episode was that he had a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and a hint of glint in his eyes, and began to introduce himself: "My name is Zhao Dazhu, I like my new colleague very much today, I must pursue her......"

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When I saw Zhao Wei rubbing his hair vigorously with both hands, then put his left hand on the table, looked at Guan Zhiling with his back straight, and said secretly in his heart: "So I don't need to do anything, look at how I use my handsome facial features and melancholy temperament to conquer her lightly......"

And Guan Zhiling and Peng Wenying on the screen were discussing their own affairs, completely ignoring Zhao Wei's storage, seeing this scene, everyone felt so happy, and the corners of many people's mouths began to smile, and Lu Chenchen, who had a relatively low laughing point over there, had already laughed "haha".

Seeing the high tide part of the first short story, when Zhao Wei heroically picked up the cockroach Xiaoqiang on the table and ate it, everyone laughed.

Then there was Zhao Wei chewing the cockroach Xiaoqiang, and at the same time crooked that wonderful scene: Guan Zhiling shook Zhao Wei's arm vigorously with her two small hands, and she said extremely coquettishly: "You are so brave!" I'm going to marry you and have you many, many children!" ”

Seeing this, Jiang Shuying, Wang Like and Lou Yixiao all set their eyes on Guan Zhiling and Zhao Wei.

Jiang Shuying pointed to the ipad5, and she quipped with a wicked smile on her face: "Guan Guan, do you still want to deny it now?" I have conclusive evidence here, and the evidence is ironclad! Hey, hey, hey, there are so many children, and the progress of the two of you is too fast, right?! Hahaha......"

Zhao Wei's face was as thick as the Great Wall, of course he didn't care about Jiang Shuying's quips, took a sip of wine, and smiled silently.

And Guan Zhiling's beautiful eyebrows are much thinner, and her face soon becomes as red as a ripe red Fuji apple, which looks extremely attractive, and people can't help but want to step forward and take a bite.

Soon the video screen came to the scene of picking up soap in the toilet, Guan Zhiling whistled and stood next to Zhao Wei to pee, she turned her head to Zhao Wei and said, "Big brother, you pee too." ”

However, Guan Zhiling made a rough voice dubbed by Hou Jun, followed by Guan Zhiling throwing down a piece of soap, and Zhao Wei shouted "Duck Baa Butterfly, Duck Baa Butterfly", but he couldn't restrain himself from picking it up.

This style of painting made a group of people laugh and smoke!

Wang Like couldn't help laughing, and she said to the three beauties in the bedroom with a very strict and serious expression: "Sisters, classmate Zhao Wei must have studied those films of the Han and Japanese Kingdoms very deeply, the drama he directed is so dirty, do you really want to ask him to make a drama for us?" Take a good look, Guan Guan's cuties' temperament is completely gone......"

The second little story was carried out in the tablet, and Lu Chenchen at the table had already widened his eyes, for fear of missing a picture, because his mother said that she would appear in this episode.

Lu Chenchen soon saw her mother Liu Xiuying's gorgeous debut, only to see her pick her nose with her right hand, look at Zhao Wei sitting opposite with her eyes and say, "You are very good!" My lady likes you very much! ”

Seeing the picture of his mother, who was too beautiful and too beautiful, Lu Chenchen was so shocked that his whole body trembled, his little hand shook, and he almost took off the glass with the drink on his right hand and flew out.

In the next picture, when Zhao Wei stretched out his tongue and pretended to be a mentally handicapped child very wittily, everyone laughed so much that they didn't want to.

In the midst of everyone's incessant laughter, the divine twist of the second little story also came.

Zhao Wei held a dark-skinned doll in both hands and said to the camera: "Zi said, happiness always comes very fast!" I've only known each other for three months, and I've had my own child, and I'm really happy! Hahaha......"

Once again, everyone laughed and smoked!

That night, in the face of a large number of free food, everyone kept eating Haisai, and their stomachs were round and round, which can be said to be happy and happy!

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