Chapter 0293 Singing Karaoke?

"What!"

"Not in Yang City?"

"Could it be that there is another place in this empty city?"

As soon as Lin Feng said this, the following was even more chaotic than just now!

If it is said that it is necessary to describe the quality of a historical figure, it can be said that it is based on the mouth of each person. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info even if you quote different classics to describe a person's various personalities, then no one can directly point out that you are wrong.

But this time it's different!

This time, it's an allusion, but it's the location of a battlefield!

Although it didn't work out in the end, it's not something that just one person can change!

At least, in their understanding, there is not a single historical document like Lin Feng said, the battlefield is not in Yangping!

"It's really outrageous the more you talk about it!" Professor Qian is not angry this time, but Lin Feng has denied his work, but has become a distortion of history!

"Hey! Why should Qian Lao be angry? What this kid says himself, he is responsible for. Those of you here are not stupid, he says his, others may not believe him! ”

Lin Feng saw that the audience was in an uproar, but he didn't take it to heart, but just continued to speak: "According to research, Sima Yi was the governor of Jingzhou at that time, and he was stationed in Jiewan City, so he didn't fight in Yangping at all. Since this person didn't even come to this place, how could this happen? ”

Hearing this, many people nodded.

However, some people doubt, what kind of research is your evidence? How come we haven't seen such a history book!

I know that many people don't believe it. After all, this story is very well written, and it has a beginning and an end, and it is not messed up at all, and it sounds so reasonable at first glance. Therefore, in various literary works, this "Tale of the Empty City" is a story and then a story, and in dramatic works, it is also a re-enactment. In the end, even if he wasn't real, it became true. ”

"Is that true or not? Let's take a look at what is going on in this literary and artistic work of 'Tale of the Empty City'. said that Ma Tan lost the street pavilion, and Zhuge Liang had no soldiers in his hands. It was also at this time that Sima Yi's army pressed the border. Zhuge Liang was in a hurry, and ordered the city gates to be opened, and the four city gates were opened. And then what?

"I sent some veterans to the door to sweep the floor, and then I took two children and a piano in my arms and ran to the city tower to sing karaoke."

"Ahem......" Hearing this, Professor Qian's old face turned dark, and he almost fainted!

How does this thing talk, it's always so boundless!

The students laughed even more.

"That's right, it's the first time I've seen a lecture so funny!"

"Poof...... Ha ha...... Even karaoke has moved out! ”

Lin Feng also smiled and continued: "What is he singing? He sang that I was looking at the scenery from the castle tower, and then he heard a commotion outside the city. At a glance, a large area of Wuyang outside was displayed with flags, and then a closer look turned out to be a soldier sent by Sima Yi's old bastard!

Then he sang again, "You see that horse is useless, and I have cut it down." They will not be handsome, and the street pavilion has also been lost, I am now a tiger falling Pingyang is looked down on by dogs, you Sima Yi has won a lot of battles, won a lot of turf, and now is a good time to be high-spirited. At this time, I want to share my melons and eat.

"Well, come on, come on! I can't beat you anyway. Look, my streets have been cleaned, and all the food in the city has been served to you. Look how sincere I am! I already knew you were coming, and in addition to that, I even set up the piano on the castle tower, but I was waiting for you to come and sing karaoke with me upstairs! ”

“……”

"I'll go! This lesson is good, then come on, come on, how do you look like a bustard! ”

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death! Lin Feng's cheap appearance is really cheap! But now he is talking about Zhuge Liang's appearance! No matter where Zhuge Liang goes, he looks like a handsome dead man who doesn't pay for his life, when has he ever been so cheap? ”

"And it's about history! How do I sound like the lotus flower on the side of the street! ”

But then Lin Feng's other sentence suddenly made the audience burst into laughter-

"Zhuge Liang saw that Sima Yi stopped there and didn't leave, so he said it even more generously-you see that I have killed sheep and slaughtered pigs, and even warmed the wine for you! You're coming, you're coming! You're going to come into the city! ”

"Poof......

"Why did the words come out of Lin Feng's mouth and completely change their taste!"

"Oh, I'm going, he shouldn't be treating this class as a recording show!"

The audience laughed.

"It's so cheap!"

Sima Yi listened to the song sung by Zhuge Liang, and walked to the bottom of the city tower after listening to it. Looking at Zhuge Liang's enthusiasm again, he was suspicious all of a sudden. Immediately mobilize the troops and run back! While running, I thought to myself, you old fox will be so kind? My big mouth has come to your door, and you still invite me to go up and sing karaoke? Sing it yourself! I'm not going! If I go up and sing Kara, what if you just ok me? ”

Lin Feng spread his hands: "What I'm talking about is a bit cheap, but I have two questions I want to ask you." Do you think it's possible? When this man has gone to the gate of the tower, he will not go in and sit down? Was scared away by two sentences and a piano like that? If it were me, I would have to go into the city to drink tea and soak my feet and come back! After walking for most of the day, there must be no man's feet!

"Besides, if there is an ambush, how can it be ambushed into the city? The gate was also wide open, and not a single soldier in the city was gone. How many troops can be ambushed in this small Yang City? The first thing in this war is to hold on to the city gates, after all, there are still old and young women and children in the city! Even if these people are withdrawn, then Sima Yi has an army of 100,000, and he can take the city if he works hard one-on-one! Why do you want to run? Even if I want to run, I'm going to have to throw two bombs into the city or something before I leave? Well, there weren't such lethal heavy weapons at that time, so at least there were arrows, right? I shot the cheapest man on the tower of the city with one arrow of 100,000 people! Why did you come for nothing? ”

Although it sounds like Lin Feng is talking about it, this problem is a real problem!

That's right!

That makes sense!

They all walked to the gate, the city gate was still wide open, and a military advisor ran to the city tower, so I went directly into the city to kill it! It's a big deal, I can put two arrows at the gate and run away!

If you can shoot down a military advisor, it's not in vain!

Now Professor Qian has nothing to say, although this sounds unreliable, but this truth is correct!

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Oct 8, 2016 22:43:02

(To be continued.) )