Su's mother's status in the family is incomprehensible, so despite Su Taotao's reluctance, she was forced to dress up the next day, holding a chicken soup for the soul that she had never read as a token, and appeared on time in the park three kilometers away from home.

Although the target person has not yet appeared, Su Taotao has already had the urge to flee from the wilderness. On weekend mornings, the student party and office workers are making up for sleep, and only the aunts who dance the square dance are happy to grab land in the park. Inevitably harming her little fish, Su Taotao hugged her head and hid in the gazebo, by the way to observe if there were any suspicious characters, here she didn't want to stay for a second, it was best to flee the scene quickly when she saw that person.

Just as she raised her wrist for the thirty-fourth time to look at her watch, a young man finally appeared in her sight. Although Su Taotao wanted to turn around and run away when she saw it, she still held back when she remembered her mother's threat and warning yesterday, and tried her best to make her stay in place.

This son of Aunt Ye's cousin has half-length hair on the left, but the hair on the right is shaved as long as the board inch; The upper body is wearing a flower shirt that was popular in the last century, and the lower body is a pair of tight leather pants that cannot be tightened, and even the shape of some parts in the middle can be seen clearly, and I can't bear to take a second look; The color of the most ridiculous pair of shoes, so bright that even the wildflowers on the side of the road were eclipsed, and Su Taotao felt as if he was on a blind date with a nightclub cowherd, and he wanted to cry without tears.

Obviously, the man's unusual outfit also attracted the attention of the others in the park, including the square dancing aunts of the two parties, who were already on a truce and pointed fingers at the man dressed like a turkey. But this eldest brother didn't seem to care, and even enjoyed it very much, with an inexplicable confidence, he finally recognized Su Taotao.

"You're the girlfriend my aunt introduced to me, how can I be fatter than in the photo, but my skin is not bad, but I'm wearing a little dirt. But it doesn't matter, I'm a professional designer, and I'll personally help you match your clothes in the future, so that you can have a 100% return rate wherever you go, which makes you worthy of me. By the way, what's your name, my aunt told me once yesterday, but the name is too vulgar for me to remember. ”

Su Taotao regretted very much why he didn't run away just now, even if he was going back to be beaten by his mother, it was better than accepting everyone's fingers with this turkey now. She really didn't understand where this turkey got the confidence to pick and choose on herself without shame. But the etiquette from childhood to the college meeting made her not turn around and leave, nor did she scold, but answered his question dryly, although she really wanted to smash the chicken soup for the soul in her hand on the head of this turkey: "My name is Xiaohua, you can also call me Cuihua, my full name is Xiaocuihua." ”

"Is your surname small, what a strange surname, but the name is really vulgar," the turkey man frowned in disgust, and took a step back, as if getting too close to Su Taotao would be contaminated with her "cheesiness": "Why don't I call you flower in the future, you call me Adonis, although your name is still not worthy of me, but it is better than any emerald flower." ”

Su Taotao was silent, he told her that it didn't matter what she did, anyway, after she found a chance to get rid of this turkey man, the two of them would never cross paths again. And now all she has to do is find a chance to get rid of the turkey man.

"It's just the right time, whether we're going to go shopping, change out of your vulgar clothes, or find a place to eat brunch. BrunchDo you know what it is, it's brunch, I know that there is a new restaurant called Sunday on the side of the street, the burch in it tastes good, and you can also drink authentic mo?t &chandonchampagne. But I guess we'd better go buy you decent clothes first, or it would be embarrassing if the waiter wouldn't let you in. ”

The turkey man seemed to feel that he had a lot of humor, and he covered his mouth and laughed twice after speaking, but unfortunately Su Taotao only wanted to escape, whether she was shopping or eating, she didn't want to be with the turkey. So she excused herself to have a stomachache and planned to take the opportunity to escape, but she didn't expect this bewitching turkey male body to be quite good, Rao is Su Taotao had already used the speed when he participated in the 100-meter race at school, but he still couldn't get rid of this man. Looking at the big peacock waiting for her outside the door, Su Taotao wanted to cry without tears, so in desperation, she had to call for help and ask her military advisor Yunxiu for help.

After listening to Su Taotao's crying, Yunxiu on the other end of the phone laughed happily, and asked her to take a photo of the turkey man and send it over, otherwise she wouldn't give a move. Although she felt that taking a photo of this turkey man was a stain on the camera, she still had to ask for others, so she could only do it. Sure enough, after looking at the photo, Yun Xiu smiled even more unscrupulously, until Su Taotao was about to get angry with his laughter, so he barely restrained himself and gave Su Taotao a one-hit killing move.

"It doesn't take any tricks to deal with this nonsensical pathological narcissist, just beat him. Remember not to hit him, a slight injury is enough, it won't be difficult for you. ”

"But Master taught us that the purpose of practicing martial arts is to punish evil and promote good, to protect ourselves, and not to beat people casually. And I'm still wearing a skirt today, and I'll be gone. ”

"That means that this plan can't be done, so I can only think of another plan." A simple and crude way doesn't work, it seems that she has to use her brains to get rid of this turkey: "Otherwise, find someone who is more narcissistic and perverted than him to drive him away, the turkey world will probably also be senior, maybe he will see someone more narcissistic than himself, and he will leave in disgrace." ”

"You said lightly, this kind of person is rare to see in a hundred years, where to find another one."

"If you want to say that narcissism is perverted, in addition to the one in front of you, there is another one who is none other than Lu Qi, but I don't think you can please move him." Yun Xiu was pondering, and suddenly thought of a compromise solution: "You can call Gu Zhun to save you, although it is not as good as Lu Qi, but it is more than enough to make the turkey man ashamed of himself." If it really doesn't work, you can still let Gu Zhun use force to drive him away. ”

When he encountered a neurotic thing on a blind date, Su Taotao actually didn't want Gu Zhun to know, and it was estimated that if he asked him to help, he would laugh at himself for a long time after that. But at the moment, he couldn't think of any other good way, so Su Taotao had no choice but to break the pot and call Gu Zhun to rush to the public toilet near the central park to come to the rescue. As for her, she was determined not to go out and see the turkey man again until the help arrived.