The teacher who went to participate in the competition was a Chinese teacher who taught the second grade of junior high school, and he was late after the car arrived, with a peaked cap on his head, and the teacher had a list in his hand, with the names of Su Yang's five people, and after one by one, several people stepped on the car to Yongcheng.

There were students from other towns in the car, counting Su Yang and the accompanying teacher, there were twenty people in the car, Su Yang sat in the back row, and then he was pleasantly surprised to find that Tang Yue chose to sit next to him, and there was a vacant seat on the other side, and it was a girl.

"What are you laughing at?" Tang Yue said.

Su Yang shook his head, "It's just that I suddenly remembered a joke!" ”

"What joke?" Tang Yue said, it's boring to sit in the car, and it's a good choice to relieve boredom.

"Are you sure you want to hear it?" Su Yang smiled evilly, people in the 21st century are influenced by modern culture, and the laughter is much higher, and often many jokes with colors can make people laugh, and then secretly sigh that purity is gone.

"It can make you giggle inexplicably, this joke should be no worse!" Tang Yue glanced at him and said.

The words of the two were not heavy, but they could still be heard before and after, Su Yang glanced at the teacher who was sitting far away, and then said, "It is said that there is a vicious beast in a small town, and no one is its opponent." The beast eats a first daughter every day! Later, a warrior arrives in the town, and he decides to kill the beast and save the village! But the warriors think that the beast is too fierce to fight head-on, and can only outwit! Then the beast was starved to death! ”

Tang Yue was slightly stunned, and then said, "Why?" ”

Su Yang thought that with Tang Yue's cleverness, he should be able to understand, so naturally he didn't need to explain it himself, after all, if he explained this kind of thing, it would not be so funny, but the facts were different from what he thought, so he had to remind, "The evil beast eats a first-daughter ...... every day."

With such a reminder, Tang Yue of course understood, rolled his eyes, turned his head, and said, "You are so disgusting, not funny at all!" ”

"It's a bad joke, it's not funny to say it!" Su Yang was embarrassed, people in the later generations had long been accustomed to these paragraphs, but at this time, it seemed a little vulgar, I don't know if Tang Yue would be disgusted, which made Su Yang secretly regret that he shouldn't have picked such a paragraph and said it.

Tang Yue looked at the trees and rivers that kept receding outside the car window, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "Is there anything else?" ”

"Of course, if you want to hear it, you can't finish it all day!"

"Then you say, I'll listen!" Tang Yue turned his head and lowered his voice and said, "Be civilized!" ”

Su Yang thought for a while, and then said: "There is a child named Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming went to the barber shop to get a haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and smiled: Xiao Ming, your head shape looks like a kite!" Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry. Crying and crying~ He flew up! ”

Cold jokes have not yet become popular in this era, so this is the first time Tang Yue has heard this type of joke, listening to Su Yang's nonsense, the joke itself doesn't feel anything, but Su Yang is amused like this.

"It's cold! Where did you hear all this? Tang Yue asked.

Su Yang said, "I've bought joke books before, and I've memorized a lot after reading them a few times, I'm such a failure, you don't think it's funny, or don't say it!" ”

"No, it's interesting, it will take more than half an hour to get to Yongcheng, so that you won't feel bored!" Tang Yue said.

Su Yang has thought about many scenarios, and expects that he can easily deal with Tang Yue, a little girl who is not deeply involved in the world after all, with the experience of the post-era, but many things are really implemented when they are completely different from what he expected, the so-called maturity and stability at this time I don't know where to disappear, and Tang Yue stays together, Su Yang's brain that can analyze and deal with many problems is out of order, and he, like many innocent little boys, uses the simplest way to amuse the girl he likes. And then enjoy this faint joy that has never been seen before.

More than half of the men in the car are boys, and most of them are in the second and third grades of junior high school, Tang Yue is undoubtedly a girl who has attracted much attention, with a delicate and innocent face, coupled with a pretty face and talking with Su Yang on the side, those boys in the car can't help but envy the seat where Su Yang sits, this is because most of the students in this car are active in learning, if they are replaced by other students, I am afraid that at this time I am already thinking about how to find an opportunity to talk!

In this era, if male and female students get too close, teachers will pay more attention, especially good students like Tang Yue, the teacher who walked with Su Yang and the five people noticed the two, he naturally knew about Tang Yue, a good student with excellent character and learning, and for Su Yang, the only impression was that a colleague once said that there was such a student and wrote an article published on the propaganda column.

Su Yang didn't know that he had been noticed by the teacher, and now nothing was as important to him as anything as chatting with Tang Yue, although his thirty-four years of bachelor career would not make him feel clear when he saw a sow, but he couldn't divert his mind in the face of the girl he liked, and this part of the drive, Tang Yue also learned Su Yang's sense of humor, not to mention those cold jokes she hadn't heard, there were many interesting anecdotes, which made Tang Yue a little curious, The things that Su Yang said seemed to be his own experience, but if it was his own experience, what kind of life did he live? Is this still a junior high school student?

Tang Yue couldn't figure it out, Su Yang had given her a lot of confusion, but if she was like her, she wouldn't take the initiative to ask, and Tang Yue didn't think that the conversation between the two would naturally mean that the relationship was close, so on the drive to Yongcheng, most of the time Su Yang was talking, Tang Yue was listening, and sometimes responded a few words.

"Am I the first in this era to devote myself to the development of my own spare tire in the new century?" Su Yang's head had such a thought, how many boys in the later era worked hard to please the girl they liked, but in the end they found that they were just a spare tire, but even so, they were still infatuated.

This idea is a bit ridiculous, so Su Yang himself feels that his head is funny, not to mention that Tang Yue does not have a close intersection with any opposite sex now, just the elders in her family determine that she will not think about these things at this stage, scholarly children, to be mean, is an old-fashioned model, and it is unlikely to accept something that is only related to the new concept of life.

When the car arrived at the location of the competition, Su Yang found that the original venue was the city No. 1 Middle School, and at this time the students had been on vacation, and the people in the campus were basically students and parents participating in the competition, as well as related personnel, there was a long banner hanging at the school gate, and the staff responsible for the registration of the competition below had just arrived to register and assign the location of the competition.

In the third venue, Su Yang glanced at the piece of paper in his hand, and glanced back at several other people, they all took it and went to their respective venues, Tang Yue and Jiang Lulu were assigned to one place, and after saying a word to Su Yang, they entered the campus to look for the classroom for the competition.

"I'm not so lucky, I didn't even get a place!" Su Yang put away the note in his hand that the staff asked to keep safe, glanced at the students around him, and then entered the campus.

The competition will last for one day, divided into two times in the morning and afternoon, different types of proposition essays, Su Yang asked the teacher about the form and general scope of the competition before coming, so Su Yang did not feel nervous, and after finding his own venue, he found his seat according to the seating arrangement table on the door and sat down.

In the end, the classrooms seem to be cleaner and tidier than other schools, of course, this refers to the whole teacher, before the competition, the students in this class must have been tidied up, just like an exam, all the text is blocked, the blackboard is also wiped extremely clean, and even when you open the desk, you can't see a book and dust.

The classroom was filled with people in a short time, and there was an aisle between each desk, and the distance between the front and back was also for one person to pass, and two teachers wearing tags entered the classroom with the competition questions and writing paper sealed with the text jiàn bag, and unpacked the text bag when the time reached nine o'clock, and then the two teachers divided the work to distribute the writing paper and composition questions to the students one by one.

"Please don't start writing, first browse the essay topic, start at half past nine, end at half past eleven, the time is two hours, the requirements related to the composition have been listed under the title, during which it is forbidden to talk to each other, once found, give up the competition.

Su Yang got the question, and then carefully browsed it,

1. Write a letter to a friend who is far away and tell me about where your hometown is today. The topic is self-proposed.

2. Add appropriate words in the blank space of "that year, we" and write according to the topic.

3. Read the following text and write your own essay on the topic.

In the 60s of the 20th century, the first manned spacecraft of the Soviet Union was successfully built, and dozens of cosmonauts went to visit the spacecraft they were going to ride, and when they entered the hatch, only Gagarin took off his shoes. Gagarin's action moved the chief designer very much. He thought: I can only be relieved to hand over the ship to someone who cherishes it so much. On his recommendation, Gagarin became the first human cosmonaut to fly into space.

Very simple questions, so simple that Su Yang was even a little surprised, he thought that the exam would give some topics such as classical Chinese or celebrity books, but he didn't expect that it was too difficult for him!

Like Su Yang, the students in the classroom are seriously reviewing the questions and considering which topic they will choose, and giving half an hour to prepare should be for the students to write more smoothly after the competition starts.