Volume 1 Heavenly Dependents I Helpless 065 Men and women are not clear

Outside the octagonal pavilion, a bunch of men, led by Master Lin and Master Wubi, were telling Lin Mohan some things that should be paid attention to. And the women were a bunch of people led by Mrs. Lin and Long Qiutong, who were telling Ye Zi and Lin Jun some things that should be paid attention to.

When Long Shihuai and Shangguan Lan arrived, the people who saw them off were talking happily.

When everyone met, it was naturally another advice. It's Lin Jun, since she decided that she must be Long Shihuai's woman in the future, she was a little embarrassed to see Long Shihuai again. Long Shihuai didn't know what to do, in addition to telling Lin Jun to be careful in everything at the border pass and not to be blown too ugly by the wind and sand at the border pass, he also said that he would go to the border pass to see her when he had time in the future, which made Lin Jun's face redder and more red and lowered his head.

I said hello to the men, and I said hello to the women. Although he felt that Lin Jun was a little embarrassed today, Long Shihuai didn't think much about it, looked at the lively octagonal pavilion, and then gave up Lin Jun, and rushed to the octagonal pavilion and shouted: "Tianzhu, Jin'er, Xuan'er." ”

In the octagonal pavilion, Lin Jin, Wu Nianting, and Lin Xuan were chattering about the materials and methods of those pastries on the stone table. Wu Nianting has traveled a lot, seen a wide range of the world, and is a foodie, so she can tell the origin of the pastries on this stone table. made Lin Jin and Lin Xuan's admiration for Wu Nianting increase by three points.

The three girls who were chattering didn't notice the arrival of Shangguan Lan and Long Shihuai at all, and it was only when Long Shihuai called them that they came back to their senses, and for a while, the 'Brother Prince' in the octagonal pavilion screamed.

Long Shihuai listened so uncomfortable, and rewarded Lin Jin, Lin Xuan, and Wu Nianting with a kiss each. And asked Lin Xuan, the little vinegar jar, and said, "Your mother and your eldest sister are going to the border, are you willing?" Why didn't you follow? ”

Long Shihuai asked these words with the intention of fearing that the world would not be chaotic. If he knew that his question about the firewood would trigger a series of actions that almost made him hit the wall, Long Shihuai swore that if time was turned back, he would not ask if he was killed.

"Grandma said that after my mother goes to the border gate, she will give birth to a little brother or sister for me to play with in less than two years."

Play...... Ahem, Long Shihuai hurriedly nodded 'oh'.

"Therefore, Xuan'er wants to stay in Beijing and learn to make puppets with Sister Tianzhu, and then learn to make clothes and skirts, and make them for her younger brother and sister to wear in the future."

This doesn't seem to have anything to do with whether or not to go to the border. Thinking of this, Long Shihuai said perfunctorily: "Very good, very good." ”

"But, Brother Prince. Why does my mother have to go to the border before Xuan'er can have a little brother or little sister? ”

Long Shihuai awkwardly picked up the cup on the stone table, pretended not to hear, and drank tea. Lin Xuan shook Long Shihuai's arm and said, "Brother Prince, why, why?" ”

He won't say why he killed him. Long Shihuai was thinking about what topic to change and divert this matter.

"I know, I know." Wu Nianting raised his hand and temporarily helped Long Shihuai relieve the siege.

Long Shihuai squirted out all the tea in his mouth, looked at Wu Nianting in shock, and asked, "You know?" After finishing speaking, he also deliberately looked at Shangguan Lan, who was standing in the pile of men like a jade tree in the wind not far from the octagonal pavilion.

Long Shihuai's eyebrows raised unconsciously: This distance, you should be able to hear it.

For a moment, Long Shihuai felt that his evil factor seemed to be bubbling again.

Wu Nianting affirmed with a non-shocking pride: "Of course I know." There must have been something that men and women couldn't do to understand. ”

At a glance, Long Shihuai only felt that Shangguan Lan seemed to wipe his forehead with his hand.

Anyway, it's cold today, so you shouldn't sweat.

"What is the inconsistency of men and women?" Lin Xuan asked again.

After another glance, Long Shihuai noticed that the women standing not far from the octagonal pavilion in the crowd of gossiping women seemed to stumble, and deliberately turned their backs to the octagonal pavilion.

Long Shihuai felt that he was a little wronged, if he had known that Lin Xuan would ask this kind of question, he would not have come here to join in the fun and start the topic. The question is, is it okay for him to pretend to be nothing and run away now?

"Well, it should be a man and a woman in the same room blowing the lamp, undressing, going to bed, covering the quilt, and sleeping." Wu Nianting replied again.

Long Shihuai looked at Wu Nianting's eyes burning, a pure god, his saliva didn't dare to squirt out, but forcibly and quietly wiped his chest with his hand, and wiped it hard. Then, he wanted to slip away while the three little girls weren't paying attention.

"Really? Brother Prince, is Sister Dzi right? ”

Long Shihuai, who got up, stroked his forehead painfully, and then had to sit down again, pretending not to hear anything, and asked with a smile: "What's right?" ”

"Sister Tianzhu said that only if my father and mother do things that are unacceptable to men and women, I will have the affairs of my little brother and little sister, right?"

Everything, it's all this. Just when Long Shihuai wanted to make peace with the mud again, Wu Nianting said very rightly: "It must be right, that's what the master taught me." ”

Shangguan Lan, you actually teach these things to the dzi?

Long Shihuai gritted his teeth and looked at the men outside the octagonal pavilion who had been completely petrified, and seemed to be staring at Shangguan Lan. Shangguan Lan turned his back to the Octagonal Pavilion and couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, but it could be seen from his tense body that he was very uncomfortable.

Long Shihuai felt that his voice came from between his teeth. "Dzi, was it really your master who taught you?"

"yes. In the past few days, the master always tells some stories to listen to, and the end is always something like 'Since then, this Xiucai and this woman have lived a happy life' or what is 'Since then, this chivalrous man and this chivalrous woman have lived a happy life'. So Dzi asked the master what a happy life was, and the master replied that it was a happy family. Dzi asked what the joy of family was, and the master replied that three generations were in the same house or four or five generations were in the same house. Dzi thought that no matter whether the third generation, the fourth generation or the fifth generation were in the same house, there must be children, so Dzi asked the master how the child was born, and the master told SΓΉ Dzi that the child was born by a woman. Tianzhu felt that the master's answer was too simple and perfunctory, so he asked the master why women could have children but men couldn't, and the master replied that the woman had a uterus on her body to conceive a child. Tianzhu asked the master why the child had gone to the woman's womb, and the master replied that after a man and a woman were in the same room, blowing out the lamp, undressing, going to bed, covering the quilt, and sleeping, the child would go to the woman's womb. ”

Wu Nianting kept his back to Shangguan Lan, of course she didn't know that her master was coming, and at this time, she knew everything and said everything. If she had known that her master was here, she would have said, 'Master, did you say that the apprentice remembered?'.

Shangguan Lan, you cow, I, Long Shihuai, worship you.

Shangguan Lan's heart is also roaring: Is it easy for me to be both a father and a mother, and it is easy for me to be the master of this little question mark.