Chapter 183: The Coach is the Final Boss
January 22, 7 a.m
"No, I've never heard of this ordinance," Chong Yizheng said in a rhetorical voice, "Even if you are the dean of teaching, I will beat people if you talk nonsense"
"Don't talk like you didn't beat me for nothing, bastard!!" Eiji Onizuka shouted, "There is definitely such a rule! Don't talk about anything else! I've definitely memorized all the school rules! How many times do you think I've been fined in the five years I've been here?! ”
"Why can you say it so reasonably," Jian Junichiro, who was watching next to him, smiled wryly
"Shut up! Dead house, you better defeat Rin Domi and Makoto Ito first! Eiji Onizuka roared, "I've had enough of you geniuses, what's the use of having a good head?!" Cut off the head is not the same? If you have the ability, you can face me head-on! ”
Chong was silent for a moment, then put his hand on the scabbard
"When I didn't say it, I can't do anything to the students" Eiji Onizuka sat down silently, Teacher, your original students are crying now, right?
"Ahem, in short, the matter of labor is real, I don't believe you go through the school rules" Hideyoshi Onizuka coughed "In order to prevent the top students from having a superior psychological attitude, the top ten students here have to come to the school to work once a day before the start of spring and winter vacation, and they are paid"
Chong pulled out his wallet
"Don't tease me, how much can you give?" Hideyoshi Onizuka said disdainfully
Chong pulled out $30,000
"Ahem, ahem, ahem! Children, don't play with these imaginary "Hideyoshi Onizuka hurriedly looked away, "Anyway, you have to do it, otherwise the credits will be halved this year"
"What to do" Chong put his wallet away
"Hey! Which of you teachers is still short of manpower?! Hideyoshi Onizuka shouted
It turned out to be internal digestion!! I'm suing you for labor trafficking, bastard!!
"We don't have a shortage," the other teachers in the office shook their heads
Ale? How could this group of pit goods be so kind?
"He came too late, and we all finished dividing the students"
A minute of silence for the other top students, I remember that the top ten were all scumbags
"Well, there's no way, I can only send it out" Hideyoshi Onizuka scratched his head, "If you send it abroad, you can save some effort, because I will supervise it and it will be regarded as a social practice, so you can add some credits"
It's good, it means I can come back to class for a few days less
"Onizuka! Do you still have a surplus of labor here?!! Lelouch that kid passed out! A rough shout came from below
"Yes!" Hideyoshi Onizuka responded instantly
Chong remembered that it was the voice of Robert, a member of the Physical Education Section
In this case, it seems necessary to buy some C4 and put it in the sports warehouse
Ten minutes later
"What are you going to do?" Chong asked
"Sparring" Mitsuhashi Kang pulled the brim of his hat, "After the spring break starts, the whole school will start the physical education test, and several of our teachers will practice first, because we have to take the lead."
"These people are quite old, and the youngest is almost forty, how can they spar with themselves?
"Sparring should be a general subject such as long-distance running or jumping, and how to practice team sports such as football," Chong asked
"It's very simple, basic sports meeting, such as football and baseball home run or something" Hinata Shoyang smiled "You just accompany us to practice this, just right, I heard that your body is amazing, so you shouldn't be afraid of a few of us middle-aged people, right?" ”
"Do you want Mr. Anzai too?" Chong hesitantly added an honorific title
"No, Mr. Anzai is too old, we will call foreign aid to come over" Echizen Ryoma threw a piece of gum into his mouth, "just a few of us, baseball, football, volleyball, tennis and basketball, table tennis and bicycles can't be compared today, there is no field"
Chong thought to himself
Round 1
"You just need to catch my ball, a hundred is no problem" Mihashi Yasushi waved his hand
"Hmm" Chong nodded, then picked up the bat
"Don't you have a face protector?" Yasu Mihashi asked
"No" can be caught anyway, there is no need to be so troublesome, it is said that the face protector is used by catchers, why should I bring it as a thug?
Besides, there is no comparison between ordinary people and monsters
"Whatever you want," Mihashi smiled helplessly
"Ryoma, go and call Sensei Gomon, and say that someone is dying here, tell her to bring some medicine," said Okuchi, who had just arrived at the school
"Hmm," Echizen Ryoma said lightly
"You don't have to" Chong gritted his teeth, he couldn't help but look down on himself too much, right?!
"Then I'll vote, you look carefully," Mihashi reminded him
"Hmm," Chong nodded impatiently
"The first ball is a straight ball!" Yasu Mihashi reminded again, followed by a ball throw
actually threw a straight ball, hum, I'll give you a look right away, I can't see the ball clearly?!!!
There was a loud bang, followed by a crisp cracking sound
"Mitsuhashi has completed a single kill"
"Mitsuhashi uses the Master Ball, and the effect is outstanding"
"Mitsuhashi, he broke the bridge of someone's nose, hey!!"
"Holy!! Mitsuhashi's predecessors used the iron ball they usually trained!! ”
"Hurry up and see the injury!!"
"Goo" Chong covered his nose, then looked up at the sky, blood-red nosebleeds kept flowing to the ground
Then, something cruel seemed to appear in his eyes
Hiratsuka glanced down at Taka, then tightened her coat with her hand to cover her chest
dry
"You guys, don't play too much," Hiratsuka said after tightening his coat, "I still want him to play in the sports meeting, and I won't look for you if we don't win the first place in our class."
"Tsk, it's clear that you can't do it yourself" Echizen Ryoma complained "I know, let's go"
"Don't think that you can have a cold face when you are old" Hiratsuka said angrily, "Cut, I'll go back to sort out the test papers, don't work too hard!" ”
"No, it's not good to let students come over for sparring, so I'll call Abe over and forget it," Mihashi complained
"That's what you meant from the beginning, didn't you" Echizen Ryoma took off the tennis sleeve behind his back, "Come on, it's my turn"
"Ryoma, before kicking off, I hope you can recite the Youth Protection Law first," Hinata Shoyang said sincerely
"I'll go to the school next door to borrow a bulletproof armor," the big air wing quickly ran towards the Irver campus
Echizen Ryoma used to play killer tennis, are you sure it was a regular game and not some kind of underground gambling?
"One blow" Echizen Ryoma stared at Chong and said, please tell me that this is not a murderous declaration!
Second round
Chong, who still had a bandage on his nose, stared at Echizen Ryoma, this guy's fastball was definitely not a joke, and he wouldn't treat Yasu Mihashi's ball just now as an accident
"Straight ball, hit it in the position of the chest down a centimeter" Echizen Ryoma reminded lightly, "Get ready, otherwise something inevitable may happen"
"One goal is the winner or the loser!" Echizen Ryoma tosses the ball up and swings it hard
Good! This time I saw it clearly, so I waved
"Boom!" The second sound was loud
Echizen Ryoma looked at the racket he had left in his hand, and then silently turned around and left
The upper end of the "click" racket fell off Chong's head, and Chong glanced at Echizen Ryoma, and then silently dropped his hair
"The blood doesn't stop flowing, hey!!"
"Soar into the sky!!"
"People are dying and still playing idioms?!!!"
"I think I'm going to die when this labor is done," said Mr. Onizuka, who witnessed a qiē
Round 3
Wait a minute?!!! Why did it start right away?!! Let me bandage it!!
"Don't worry, volleyball, I don't usually hit my face, I only hit the back of the head" Hinata Shoyang comforted, "You just don't turn your head suddenly"
Chong took a step back, then nodded
"Hinata is very gentle, he has no blood on his hands" Yasu Mihashi reminded "so don't be afraid"
Why does a PE teacher get blood on his body!!! Anyway, you've dyed it before!!
"On"
"Who said I was injured and told me to bring a first aid kit?" Ryoko Mito's voice came from behind
"I," Chong subconsciously turned back and agreed
"The ball is !!!" The next moment, Chong felt that he didn't need treatment anymore
Just ask for a cemetery
"It's like a watermelon"
"I look like a pumpkin"
"Don't care about the melon, he's already broken to the ground anyway"
After a long period of first aid
Fourth round
Something definitely went wrong, I couldn't have been so weak!!
"We won't play catch-and-catch anymore" Okong Tsubasa smiled "Grab the ball, you grab mine, I shoot and shoot, even if I lose"
That's great! I won't die this time!
"Anyway, you put on this first," the big air wing handed himself the bulletproof armor, "protect yourself first"
"No," Chong gritted his teeth and said, if I don't catch the ball, I'm already above Asura!
"Okay, then you let the horse come," the big air wing stomped the ball under his feet, "I'm on the front!" ”
"Sha" replied to him with Chong's surprise attack, and then suddenly lowered himself and made a sliding shovel as he approached
"No!" The big air wing tossed the ball into the air with a lift of his toes, and then dodged the blow with a jump
"Okay, watch me shoot!" With a smile on his face, Tsubasa was about to shoot in the air
Let's start with a premise, Chong rarely participates in sports, because he is a BUG supernumerary, so he can basically only play baseball, and he is a guerrilla catcher, so what do catchers often do? How to catch the ball, if the ball is too high, how to catch it? Jump, right?
thereupon
Chong's eyes met for a moment with the fighting spirit of the Great Sky Wing
——— then Big Sky Wing couldn't help kicking down
"Boom" sounded like a sound breaking through the air, and a black sphere flew towards the goal at high speed
"One, one point"
"Already Killed by Four"
"I think he can give up on treatment"
Thirty minutes later
"Sakuragi didn't come, so you can go" Hinata Shoyo patted Chong's shoulder "Thank you for your hard work, I'll ask Onizuka to give you more credits"
“。” Chong nodded, then stood up and wanted to leave immediately
"I'm sorry, I'm late, after the success of the game, Rukawa left me to drink a few glasses alone, that basketball no, what about your students? I'm going to play slam dunk with him," a very energetic voice came from the front
The four of them looked at Chong silently
"Let's send a group to extinguish"
"It's not easy for others to come here"
"I'll find a good place"
"Sorry"
Chong was silent
I'll just say one word
Coach, I want to play basketball
Note 1: This chapter is just an OVA, and the setting has nothing to do with the text