The Nineteenth Story: The Ghost Husband (3)
In the past few days, Xiaodong's sleep quality is not very good, and he always can't sleep well. As soon as I fell asleep, I dreamed of that mysterious man, and I didn't dare to tell my husband about it, for fear that he would misunderstand that he was cheating mentally.
After a few days like this, Xiaodong finally couldn't hold on and fell ill. This is a bad husband, he accompanied Xiaodong in the hospital to do various examinations, and the final result was an endocrine disorder caused by neurasthenia!
Xiao Dong was immediately angry when he saw the inspection results, Nima! It's all my endocrine disorder, no! I must have a good chat with this "dream man" today.
As soon as it got dark, Xiaodong lay on the bed and prepared to sleep. When her husband saw that Xiaodong went to bed so early, he thought he was hinting that he was going to pat him! The fart also followed the bed......
"What are you doing so early?" Xiao Dong asked strangely.
"Daughter-in-law, aren't you suggesting that I want to ...... What? My husband said lustfully.
Xiao Dong's face turned cold and said, "I'm bah! I'm nervous! You're still thinking about this? ”
The husband continued to brazenly say: "Talking nonsense, what kind of nerves, that's neurasthenia." Rest assured daughter-in-law! It's definitely not a big deal, it's just that I didn't sleep well. Let's fight for 300 rounds, and it will definitely help you sleep. ”
"Fuck off! I'm going to sleep. After speaking, Xiaodong pretended to be asleep and closed his eyes.
My husband had no choice but to go back to the computer and watch "The Voice of China". Xiao Dong secretly opened one eye to peek at whether her husband was gone, and seeing his somewhat disappointed back, Xiao Dong felt a little guilty in his heart.
She lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling, and kept saying in her heart, "Husband, I'm sorry." Husband, I'm sorry! "I thought about it and fell asleep.
Dream Man came as scheduled, and said to Xiao Dong domineeringly: "I am your husband!" ”
For a senior young woman, a handsome unreasonable man must be a beautiful fart when he says this to himself! But for the sake of family harmony and the feelings of husband and wife, Xiao Dong could only say to him: "Do you have a certificate?" ”
The dream man was stunned for a moment and said, "What is a certificate?" ”
Xiao Dong was speechless, thought about it and said, "It's the marriage book." ”
"No, but we have a marriage contract." He said calmly.
"These days, the marriage contract is a fart!" Xiao Dong made this outward Siwen and inner strong manhood burst into foul language.
Meng Nan smiled proudly: "Other people's marriage contracts may be useless, but you and mine are very useful." After saying that, he raised the middle finger of his right hand and squeezed it gently, and a drop of dark red blood flowed out.
"Ah......h
"It's a dream! It's a dream! It's a dream! Xiao Dong muttered as if he had been enchanted.
But as soon as she raised her head, Mengnan was close to her, and he gently picked up Xiaodong's
With her right hand, she placed her middle finger in her mouth and gently sucked/allowed......
Xiao Dong's face flushed, and his heartbeat increased in a flash. She hurriedly withdrew her right hand and put it behind her back.
Dream Man smiled playfully and said, "What? Excuse me? Don't be afraid, you and I can do something even more embarrassing. After speaking, he gently lifted Xiao Dong's chin and kissed it heavily.
This kiss was overwhelming and majestic, and Xiao Dong had never felt such a heavy and suffocating kiss. I am like a small boat drifting in the waves of the sea......
"Hmm...... Hmm............" Xiao Dong in the dream hummed involuntarily.
This frightened her husband, who had been playing on the side of the computer: "Xiaodong, what's wrong with you?" Xiaodong, wake up quickly......"
Xiao Dong opened his eyes in confusion, and the old man looked anxiously. Seeing clearly that the person in front of her was her own husband, and remembering the situation in the dream just now, she first blushed, and then cried out a little aggrieved.
"Baby, what's wrong? Did you have a nightmare? Don't be afraid, your husband has always been by your side to protect you, so sleep with confidence. But her husband's words did not have any comforting effect, because the secret in Xiaodong's heart was something she didn't dare to tell her husband.
After thinking about it, Xiaodong decided to find a master to help, thinking that she had not been in the "antique world" for so many years, there were always one or two master friends! So the next day, she came to this high-ranking friend's shop, not far away, next door to her shop.
If it had been before, Xiao Dong had always thought that this blind man Liu was an out-and-out liar! What feng shui numerology, what ghosts and ghosts, she doesn't believe in them. But after encountering this incident, she was a little confused.
How can I say that I was born in New China and grew up under the red flag in the post-80s, how can I casually believe in these feudal superstitious thoughts? This is not scientific!
But as soon as she entered the door of Liu Blind, the old man opened his mouth and said, "Girl, the smell of your body is not right!" Have you encountered any strange things lately? ”
"Uncle Liu, you are really a living immortal! I'm in a hurry, please. Xiao Dong hurriedly said flatteringly.
But Liu Blind didn't eat this: "Yes, don't say that, you don't have to call me an old liar behind my back in the future!" ”
Xiao Dong smiled awkwardly and said, "Uncle Liu, your old man is not like me!" I'm really going to ask you to come out this time. ”
"Oh? Girl, give me your hand ......."
Xiao Dong stretched out his right hand, and Liu Blind is the best at touching people's bones. After he carefully touched Xiao Dong's hand, he said to her with a solemn face: "Girl, have you added any objects around you recently?" ”
Xiao Dong heard that this Liu blind man still had two children: "I received an old object a few days ago, it may not be very clean." ”
"Do you have it with you?"
"Brought it." After Xiao Dong finished speaking, he took out the red sandalwood comb from his body.
Liu Blind took the comb and shook his hand, almost falling to the ground. Xiao Dong hurriedly asked, "Uncle Liu, what's wrong with you?" ”
Liu Blind didn't speak, just rubbed the comb in his hand repeatedly...... The two blind eyes rolled over and over, and it was quite scary to look at!
After a long time, he finally spoke: "Girl! You're in trouble! You're not your average evildoer, this thing...... I can't do this stuff either! ”
Xiao Dong was also anxious when he heard it: "What? Don't, Uncle Liu, I know such a master as you? If you can't do it, who will I go to? ”
Liu Blind sighed and said, "I'll tell you the truth, you have a blood contract with this thing, and you can't unravel it at all!" If it weren't for the time now, you'd have ...... long ago Alas......"
"What's been wrong a long time ago? If you always have something to say, just say it, this is killing me! "Xiaodong, this is in a hurry!
Blind Liu also said helplessly: "I just counted your eight characters, you and he had a bad relationship in the previous life that has not been resolved, so there will be this blood contract catastrophe in this life!" Whether you live or die depends on your creation, now his body has not yet appeared, it is so fierce, I think you should not come to me in the future, my old man still wants to live a few more years! ”
Xiao Dong was stunned when he heard this, why did he say that he was going to die in a few words? This old thing! It's better to ask for others than for yourself these days! Angry, she turned around and walked out, and when she went out, she heard Liu Blind say a sentence loudly: "Ask for more blessings!" ”
Xiao Dong listened, rolled his eyes, and left without looking back. When I went back to my shop, I took out the comb and thought about it...... Thrown? No, isn't that the same as throwing away the money? Don't throw? It's not a thing that this ghost is always pestering himself!
"Jingle ......" A light and crisp copper bell sounded, and a middle-aged man walked in.
"Hello and welcome." Xiao Dong greeted each other politely.
The man walked up to Xiao Dong and said, "I want to give my wife a birthday present, preferably something special." ”
Xiao Dong took out a beautiful jade bracelet from the counter and said to him, "What do you think of this?" ”
Unexpectedly, the man only shook his head after looking at it: "I want something special." Suddenly, his eyes were attracted by the comb in Xiao Dong's hand: "...... is this?" ”
Xiao Dong saw that he was actually interested in this comb, and he unconsciously said in his heart: "This is a red sandalwood comb, which was used by a young lady from a large family during the Republic of China." It's okay to collect, but if you give it to your wife...... Maybe it's not quite right. ”
"What? You don't want to sell? The man didn't seem to have failed to hear the point of Xiao Dong's words.
Xiao Dong smiled and said, "How come, as long as you fall in love, of course I am willing to give it up!" But she was a little uneasy in her heart, afraid that something would go wrong with the man buying the comb......
"Can you make an offer?" The man said magnificently.
Xiao Dong also kindly asked, "Sir, are you sure you don't mind if this is an old thing?" ”
The man said indifferently: "Don't mind, I just need to be special, how much do you sell?" ”
Xiaodong nodded and said: "I received 2,000 for this thing, since Mr. is so bold, then the price is 5,000!" What do you think? She wanted more, maybe to scare the man off.
Unexpectedly, the man replied cheerfully: "Deal." ”
Looking at the back of the man leaving, Xiao Dong's heart was secretly uneasy......