Chapter 134: Fortune Teller
"Daxian, I had a strange dream last night, can you interpret the dream?" A young man with glasses was wearing a suit and leather shoes, combing a three-seven hairstyle, he didn't know what was painted on his head and it felt very pungent, his hair was oily and shiny, but the skin on his face was rough, and the dark circles under his eyes were very visible, he touched his chubby face and asked nervously. Please use this site.
"Yes, but what do I say, I don't like to listen to what I say, you have to pay the hexagram money, I'm not the charlatan who specializes in saying good things." The great immortal who was wearing a Taoist robe said very strictly.
"That's that, I know." The young man nodded hurriedly. "Okay, you pay three hundred yuan first, that's the rule." After the big immortal finished speaking, the young man hurriedly took out his wallet.
Daxian's eyes were half-closed, but his eyes were slanted over, staring straight at the young man's wallet. "Amitayus Buddha ......," the Taoist priest shouted.
Ye Dong hurriedly stopped the young man. "Wait, why do you want money if you haven't finished listening to the dream? Who knows if you're sure of it, let's do it first. ”
As soon as Ye Dong's words were finished, the Taoist priest frowned. The young man put his wallet back down. "Hmph, I have countless fortune calculations, and there has never been a time when I am not accurate, who are you here to stir up trouble?"
"Everyone, don't quarrel, I'll talk about the dream first, I don't know how"? The young man looked at Ye Dong and the Taoist priest. "Okay, then you can say it."
"Oh." The young man lifted his glasses, breathed a sigh of relief and said slowly: "I dreamed that on a rainy day, I was wearing a raincoat and an umbrella, and I was with my girlfriend at night but didn't do anything, and slept together back to back all night. ”
When the fire phoenix heard it, he didn't hold back and laughed directly, and the people around him all laughed. Daxian glanced at Ye Dong contemptuously and snorted coldly.
"Daxian, do you think this is ominous," the young man asked nervously. The great immortal who told the fortune said: "It is indeed unknown, it seems that you have to break the fortune and eliminate the disaster, but I have a way to ensure that you do not lose money, but after the fortune telling, you have to go with me personally." ”
The young man scratched his head and said, "Yes, but what is the matter with that dream?" "Well, that's the case, isn't it superfluous to wear a raincoat and an umbrella on a rainy day, as for the woman back-to-back with you, it's no fun, dare to ask you if there is anything big during this time?" Daisen asked.
Ye Dong secretly despised the great immortal who counted the hexagram, since he was a great immortal, why bother to ask more, just calculate it himself. The young man nodded: "Hey! I was trying to become an assistant manager, but it seemed that I was hopeless. ”
At this time, the fire phoenix lightly nodded on her toes and whispered in Ye Dong's ear. Ye Dong nodded and said that he already knew the identity of the great immortal.
"Young man, I can resolve it for you, why don't you go with me and come back soon." Daxian opened his mouth and said. "I'd better forget it, sometimes the hit must be there, and the hit is not always forced." The young man said with some frustration.
"Wait, I also know about the hexagram, I see that your hexagram is very problematic, I'm afraid it's not your solution." Ye Dong stopped the young man and said to the big immortal.
"Really? I'm going to see what your solution is today, don't talk big, this dream is an ominous omen, can you still say that it is good luck? The great immortal raised his head very arrogantly, and looked at Ye Dong with his eyes unsettling.
"Wearing a raincoat and an umbrella on a rainy day means being prepared, and dreaming that your girlfriend is back to back with you means that your chance to turn over has come, as long as you move a little harder, you can get what you want." Ye Dong said with a smile.
The young man was overjoyed when he heard it, and he held Ye Dong's hand again and again and kept saying words of thanks. "Go to work, it's just a dream, why take it seriously, see that you are also a literate person, you should believe in science."
"Hmph, you can't go, what this Daoist said is true." Daxian stared at Ye Dong with his eyes, and he was really angry in his heart. "Don't cheat people out of money here, cheat people's lives, remember what Amitayus Buddha you just had, you should be a Taoist priest who should say Amitayus Tianzun, but it has something to do with the Buddha, aren't you a fake Taoist?"
Ye Dong directly revealed his hole cards, and the big immortal held back his eyes and didn't say a word, and everyone suddenly realized that they all pointed at him.
"Friend, are you going too far?" Daxian said in an unkind tone. "Really? And what about you? Today, I'm going to have a good discussion with you, and I actually rely on my ability to do anything here. Ye Dong said and released his ability to coerce.
The great immortal took a step forward, and directly turned over the hexagram stall at once, and fled into a deep alley. Fire Phoenix and Ye Dong nodded to each other and quickly chased after each other, Ye Dong pulled Fire Phoenix's hand faster and faster.
The deep alley led to an abandoned and ruined temple, and the fire phoenix was about to rush in, but Ye Dong grabbed her. Ye Dong stood in front of the temple gate and observed carefully for a while, he picked up a stone and threw it into the broken temple.
With a loud bang, Ye Dong suddenly knocked down the fire phoenix and pressed it under him to protect it, and a thick smoke rose from the ruined temple in front of him, and he could no longer withstand the power of the explosives, so he collapsed.
The fire phoenix was under Ye Dong's body, feeling Ye Dong's strong body, and his heartbeat couldn't help but accelerate. Ye Dong felt the change in her, and a very rough pant sound came from her mouth.
Ye Dong hurriedly stood up and hugged the fire phoenix in his arms. "What's wrong? What is wrong with you? "Which, I...... I'm fine, just scared. ”
The fire phoenix was a little afraid to look directly at Ye Dong's eyes, Ye Dong let go of his hand directly, stood up and observed the surroundings. The fire phoenix was directly thrown to the ground by Ye Dong.
"Ye Dong, you bastard......" "Shh......h Ye Dong heard the shouting of the fire phoenix, and hurriedly made a silent gesture to her.
"What's wrong?" The fire phoenix asked in a low voice. "That person hasn't left yet, he's hiding around here, we have to be careful." Ye Dong reminded.
"Oh, by the way, how did you find out that there was explosives in that ruined temple?" The fire phoenix asked in a low voice. Ye Dong shook his head and said, "I don't know, but I saw that there were cobwebs in front of the broken seedling gate, and there were no footprints in the dust underground, so he must not be in the broken temple." ”
"Then why are you getting nervous and throwing stones?" "Hit the grass and scare the snake, shhh, don't speak, let's hide." Ye Dong pulled the fire phoenix hard, and the two hid behind a big tree.
Ye Dong felt a trace of pain in his arm at this moment, and when he looked back, the fire phoenix was desperately pinching himself. "What's wrong again?" "You stepped on me." The Fire Phoenix's eyes glared at Ye Dong.
Ye Dong hurriedly retracted his feet, and at this time, the fortune-telling immortal appeared where Ye Dong had just stood, thoughtful.
After a while, he looked warily into the broken seedlings. "Brother, are you looking for me?" Ye Dong's words suddenly reached his ears, and he was so frightened that he took a step back.
"You...... You're not dead. "Nonsense, how can I talk to you if I die." Ye Dong looked at him with a wicked smile. "What do you want to do?" The great immortal asked.
"Hehe, this should be me asking you, you followed all the way, and set up a hexagram stall in the bazaar, it's really difficult for you to keep changing props for such a short time, and you are a wandering singer, a traffic conductor, and a Taoist fortune teller in the rivers and lakes, you are really condescending not to be a professional actor." Ye Dong said coldly.
"So you found out a long time ago." "It's nonsense again, you change it back and forth, don't change your appearance, I don't want to find it difficult, I wonder why you look handsome, why is your IQ so low?" Ye Dong pinched the bridge of his nose and said slowly.
"Hehe, since this is the case, then what else do we have to say, either you die or I die, let's make a decision." The Taoist priest said as he took off his coat and robe, and he was dressed in white inside, holding a long sword shaped like a cross sword in his hand.
"It's a pity, I work hard at every turn, as if my life is not my own, but you are wrong, it should be either you die or I live." Ye Dong said as he shook his hand slightly, and a cross sword appeared.
"Sure enough, it's you, tell me quickly, where is the master of the Cardinal Great Sect?" The white-clothed immortal shouted at Ye Dong in a questioning tone.
"I'm sorry I refused to answer your question, be careful with the tone of your voice." After Ye Dong finished speaking, he stepped on the void and flew forward directly.
"Be careful, don't go over." The fire phoenix saw what the great immortal was holding in his other hand, and hurriedly reminded Ye Dong. Ye Dong quickly stopped in the air.
I saw that the fortune teller immortal was holding up a spherical bomb in his hand. Ye Dong scolded in his heart, this guy was much more shameless than himself, and he actually wanted to die together.
Seeing that the bomb was about to explode, he suddenly threw the bomb at the place inside the Fire Phoenix Station. Ye Dong was shocked when he saw the direction of the bomb, but he didn't expect that the target of his attack was not himself.
Ye Dong used his ability, rushed over, and kicked the fire phoenix away with one kick, and he had just reached the bomb and made a deafening sound.
A huge pit appeared at Ye Dong's feet, and the fire phoenix climbed up from the place, "Ye Dong ......" she shouted and rushed over directly.
After a burst of smoke, Ye Dong stood straight in place. The fire phoenix stared at Ye Dong blankly. Ye Dong spit out a puff of cigarette, reached out and touched his face, his hands were black.
"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, your hair is so violent. After the fire phoenix found out that Ye Dong was fine, the tension disappeared completely and pointed at Ye Dong's head.
"What's wrong? Isn't it very volume? Ye Dong asked. Yes, it's not only rolled but also looks like an oversized black marshmallow. The fire phoenix covered her mouth and laughed.
"What about that guy? Actually let him escape? Ye Dong didn't feel ridiculous at all, and when he saw that the fire phoenix was fine, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked around.
"Don't look for it, you fled when the bomb exploded." The fire phoenix spoke. "Oh, I actually let him escape, it's too embarrassing, I'm a ninth-level supernatural, and I've been played around by a seventh-level superability, and it's like this, it's feng shui in turn, don't think about it, my appearance should be similar to that red-clothed master." Ye Dong said depressedly.
"Huh? Come and see, what is this thing? The fire phoenix bent down on the ground and picked up a sign. There are words on it. The fire phoenix said and handed the sign to Ye Dong.