Chapter 7 Village Chief Yang Sledgehammer

Looking at the sky that was already as clear as ever, at this moment, Jia Laosan, who was more than a dozen battles outside the wooden shed, deliberately strode on the lawn, and then shouted loudly: "Village Chief Yang-Village Chief Yang, where are you?" ”

"Who? Who's calling me? Yang Da Hammer, who was already asleep, was startled, got up from the woman's body, and hurriedly dressed.

Zhao Qiao'er's face was flushed, and she hurriedly put on her pants, and then muttered, "Who?" How can't I tell who this is? ”

"No matter, it rained heavily just now, so it's only natural for us to hide from the rain in the shed." Yang Dazhui smiled self-deprecatingly, and after getting dressed, he saw that Zhao Qiao'er was also back to normal, so he opened the snakeskin pocket door curtain of the wooden shed, and scanned the forest with a probe, and saw Jia Laosan at a glance.

Yang Da Hammer made a secret movement behind him, and hurriedly greeted him: "Who are you?" Are you calling me? ”

Jia Laosan was full of smiles, took the lead in smoking a paper cigarette, handed one over, and said, "It's so weird this day, I just came out of your house, and I heard your daughter say that you may be here." Who would have thought that as soon as I was halfway there, I would be drenched in a soup chicken, and you see, now it has rained and sunny. ”

"Yes, yes, I was walking in the peach forest, and it was raining heavily, so I hid in a wooden shed, and now it's okay, I can go home." Yang Dazhui coughed, took the lead and walked down the mountain pass, and then asked Jia Laosan, who followed closely: "I haven't asked your surname yet, you have arrived at my house, what's the matter?" ”

Jia Laosan smiled, this Yang Da Hammer finished his work, pretended to be quite similar, and directly threw the woman in the wooden shed, this trick is high, it is worth learning. So he smiled and said: "I am a lacquer craftsman from Guizhou, called Jia Laosan, and I have an unlucky brother, I heard that there are many lacquer trees in this peach blossom village, so I want to nag you, I hope the village chief can give you a way to live!" ”

"Lacquer maker...... Your name is Jia Laosan? From Guizhou? Yang Dazhui smoked a cigarette as he walked, and the cigarette tasted good, and he said, "Your cigarette is not fake!" ”

"This is a specialty of our Guizhou, I'll bring a few to my brother in the future!" Jia Laosan has been out all the year round, listening to voices and distinguishing people, and immediately said what he liked.

"Haha, look at your brother, you are so polite!" Yang Dazhui laughed and said, "You want to contract lacquer trees to cut raw lacquer in our Peach Blossom Village, and you will find the right person if you find me." ”

"You are the village chief, and you have the final say in the whole village." Jia Laosan said with a smile.

"Well, if it is appropriate, in the future, the lacquer trees in our Peach Blossom Village will be contracted to you, and the whole village can cut no less than 2,000 trees, think about it, it is enough for you to toss for several years!" Yang Dazhui patted his chest and said: "Last year, our village also came to your two lacquer craftsmen in Guizhou, and I said that a lacquer tree has to be given a cost price of 100 yuan. ”

A hundred? It's strange that people don't leave. A lacquer tree is full of calculations, and on average, it can cut about three catties of lacquer, and the current market price is only eighty yuan a catty. However, things are man-made, these days, lacquer trees are hard to find, if the price can be reduced, it is still easy to work in this peach blossom village for a few months and earn tens of thousands of yuan.

Jia Laosan pretended to be calm, and said resignedly: "Indeed, we have seen some of the sumac trees in this peach blossom village all the way, and the cost price of a hundred yuan is worth it!" ”

Yang Dazhui snickered, and said in his heart that the two lacquer craftsmen last year, Lao Tzu just said that the cost price was eighty, and the people left, and now this lacquer craftsman, one hundred yuan is still worth it, there is a play, go back and talk to the left-behind women in the village, give them twenty or thirty. Discuss it with this Jia Laosan, it's okay to drop it again, the rebate alone is one or two thousand, as long as you keep it a secret!

Returning home quickly, as soon as he entered the yard, Yang Dazhui gasped and was startled.

In the yard, it's a mess.

There were also a few pieces of clothes scattered on the ground, an umbrella was broken in half, and her daughter Yang Xiugu was pressed by a young man, whose hands were tightly holding Xiugu's bulging breasts!

"Paralysis!" Yang Dazhui couldn't bear it anymore, rushed up and dragged Jia Xiaonong away from Xiugu's body, and slapped it three times on the sleeping face.

Jia Xiaonong, who fainted, was so stunned by this sudden three slaps that he woke up, looked at the inexplicable third brother, and the middle-aged man who turned around and pounced on Xiugu, Jia Xiaonong was stunned.

Jia Xiaonong shook his head vigorously, only to feel that the world was spinning, and his head was like a top superstar on a world tour, and various musical instruments rang out loudly!

"Aunt Xiu! Xiugu! Wake up, ......" Yang sledgehammer shook the little daughter lying on the ground on her back vigorously, crying and mourning.

Jia Xiaonong came back to his senses and looked at Xiugu, the middle-aged man kept shaking her body, and the pair of small steamed buns on his chest swayed slightly in the shirt, which was very eye-catching.

Jia Xiaonong looked a little confused, he was struck by lightning again, and the possessed Shennong also said that this Yang Xiugu is his true love, and the village chief's home is his home, unbelievable! If you really want to do this, you just got a slap from your future father-in-law, if you can really settle here, it's worth it-bah, what are you thinking? Now I don't know how it will end, Jia Xiaonong looked at Jia Laosan helplessly.

Jia Laosan never thought that such a thing would happen, he felt that it was too weird today, first the sky suddenly changed, and then he saw a fragrant drama in the wooden shed; When I returned to the village chief's yard, I saw the unlucky boy Jia Xiaonong lying on the village chief's daughter, and his two hands were still holding on to the softness of others!

"What the hell is going on, the unlucky bastard?" At this time, Jia Laosan could only roar at Jia Xiaonong to apologize to Village Chief Yang. Indeed, the scene just now is really indecent, if it spreads in the future, where should the dignified village chief's face go?

"Third brother...... I...... I helped collect the clothes, it rained, and then there was a thunderstorm, and we didn't know anything......," Jia Xiaonong explained.

"Lightning strike?" Jia Laosan gasped, Jia Xiaonong's life was big enough, and it was already a blessing in misfortune that he didn't kill this kid and the little girl.

Yang Dazhui picked up his daughter on the ground, listened to Jia Xiaonong's explanation, and although he was a little relieved and happy, he still walked into the house with a cold snort and put his daughter on the bed.

As soon as Yang Xiugu was put on the bed, she woke up and turned around, Jia Laosan hurriedly ran into the house and said, "Village chief, is your daughter awake?" That's great! ”

"Great? Not necessarily, I can call 120 and let the doctor check it! Yang Dazhui frowned, he really couldn't tolerate the scene just now.

"Call 120? Dad, what's wrong with my brother? What a thunderbolt! Yang Xiugu sat up suddenly, at this moment, she actually cared about Jia Xiaonong, who was also struck by lightning.

"Brother?" Seeing that Aunt Xiu was fine, Yang Dazhui said angrily: "Take care of yourself first, Aunt Xiu, are you okay?" Should I see a doctor? ”

Yang Xiugu moved her muscles and bones, and said with a grin: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay at all." ”

"Are you alright? Is it okay to be lightning? Yang Dazhui frowned.