A long, long time ago, when the heavens and the earth first opened, Nuwa had just created human beings, and in front of the gate of the cave where Nuwa Niangniang lived, one day, a certain grass suddenly enlightened her wisdom.

Enlightenment is both a joyful thing and a painful thing. -- Happiness lies in no longer being hazy and chaotic, and being able to clearly perceive the things around you; And the pain is nothing more than being a grassy person, small and unable to move half a step. The world is vast, and it is really boring to be alone.

But the painful times will pass. Because Fuxi always likes to travel around the earth, Nuwa Niangniang is too lazy to go out of the cave, so she takes a little girl who she accidentally picked up as a maidservant to help take care of things in the cave.

So the little grass, which had been ignored for thousands of years, finally waited for a person who smiled at it, and even watered it every morning, rain or shine, and confided in it the secrets of the little girl's mind.

After that, every day when it was almost time to water, it was very excited! Swinging around in the wind, I expect to see that warm and beautiful, smiling face like the sun.

But from which day? From that day on, it began to be dissatisfied with the status quo! -- It's getting more and more dissatisfied with the lack of time to see each other! I am more and more dissatisfied that my roots are straight into the dirt and I can't go to her! When she reappeared one day to water it, it looked at her beautiful smiling face and was stunned and almost hallucinated! - It thought to itself, I want to hug her, I want to hug her, I almost think I can really reach out!

When she came to her senses, she was gone, her two blades of grass slender and stretched out in her direction like open hands.

I want to hug you. It thought.

- I'm going to become a human!

At that moment, it finally made up its mind to cultivate!

The transformation of plants and trees is painful. It is not a natural spiritual thing, but it just happened to grow in front of Nuwa's cave gate, and it absorbed some spiritual energy to open up its spiritual wisdom.

If it wants to transform, it will have to endure the thunder tribulation, the whole nine paths, the painful rolling of its messy grass blades, the huge tangled root system hidden under the soil layer is like a snake blown out by artillery, turning out of the soil, throwing it into the sky in pain, and falling heavily, tangled and wrong, it is like a giant python with a difficult birth, rolling on the earth wailing, bearing the blow of thunder!

After a catastrophe, he finally became a human being. When it went to Nuwa's cave, it was empty. - Nuwa and Fuxi are newly married and have traveled the world. It didn't know, searched everywhere, and finally found Nuwa Niangniang, who made people by the side of Xingyue Lake, but the girl was gone. It hurriedly went to inquire, and when Nuwa learned the reason, the more laughed she had: "I originally decided to marry Yin and Yang, and you are a daughter, but you want to ask to marry Shui Zexian?" ”

Xiaocao was stunned. It doesn't understand what male and female yin and yang are. It's just that when I first transformed, my heart was full of the girl's shadow, and naturally she turned into a daughter.

- So her name is Mizusawa!

Baizhu sensed that something was wrong, frowned and pinched his eyebrows, and continued to read.

Xiaocao finally found Mizusawa in the desolate land with her daughter, and she was already a fairy. Xiaocao told her identity, and finally had to be by Mizuzawa's side, and the sisters of thousands of years were commensurate, hiding the deeper * in the bottom of their hearts, wanting to hug each other, wanting to kiss, but when they met, these all turned into a slight smile.

The daily companionship is warm and sweet, and there are even a few funny scenes - such as Xiaocao secretly chasing peach blossoms for Mizuzawa, but she didn't expect the other party to come for herself. The relationship between the two is getting deeper and deeper, and Xiaocao even feels that there is nothing wrong with being together like this, and I am content to stay by her side.

Until one day, the sky suddenly broke a big hole, Nuwa found Mizusawa and asked her to help go to Tiantai Mountain to use the power of water spirit to subdue Shenao, she wanted to use her four feet as a pillar to top the sky. Nuwa's request, Mizusawa agreed, went without hesitation, and never returned.

No matter how crazy Xiaocao is when he learns about it, Mizusawa is really dead.

Nuwa only brought back the fragments of her soul, and Xiaocao took it with tears in her eyes, and put it into her spiritual mansion to be carefully warmed. But sooner or later, even the confinement of a complete soul without a body will dissipate. Xiaocao traveled all over the desolate world and was near death several times, but could not find a suitable body.

When he was desperate and helpless and wanted to die, Hou Tu Niang Niang created reincarnation, and the soul of Qiē in heaven and earth had a home.

Immediately afterwards, the gravel used to count next to Nuwa when she created a human being became a huge stone for a long time, giving birth to two divine patterns, and the stone was separated by three sections, even though it had the intention of devouring the three worlds of heaven, earth and man.

Nuwa was afraid of causing trouble, so she placed it next to the bridge of reincarnation, sealed it as a three-life stone, gave it mana and three lives, named its three stages as the previous life, this life, and the next life, and added a marriage line to her body, which continued from this life to the next life.

After Xiaocao heard this, he hurriedly rushed to ask for Mizusawa to be reincarnated, so that the two could continue their relationship.

After Nuwa created a human being, she agreed with the way of heaven and stipulated that men and women would marry yin and yang, and □□ and intermarriage. It's the first time these two women have seen each other in love. But because he and Fuxi are brother and sister, and because of the deep love between the two, he secretly changed his means and let Mizuzawa's soul cast a boy.

But here, Xiaocao visited the famous mountains and powers, seeking the immortal medicine that could transform twice. After many hardships and dangers, he finally retreated in the cave for 10,000 years and reshaped his body.

In this life! Stay with Mizusawa no matter what!!

So, let me reshape my male body!

"So what this author means is that these two people are the same gender anyway, right?" Baizhu complained with a pair of dead fish eyes, "This script is really interesting." ”

"You're looking for me to complain about the script?" Yu Sa couldn't laugh or cry, "By the way, which character are you?" ”

"Male No. 3 Fuxi. The character is domineering and self-contained, but also quite charming. It's okay when there is a flood, but I like to play around and meddle in things, and in the modern age after the reincarnation of Mizusawa in the future, the whole is a domineering president! The author doesn't know if it's a brain pump! It really made this ancient god open a company!! ”

Yu Sa wanted to laugh when he heard Baizhu's complaints: "You also know the domineering president now, hahaha." - But it's not that bad. At least the quality and fans of the script adapted from the novel are guaranteed - besides, your character is still Fu Xi, and you have a very good fan base! - My role is miserable, the disfigured Nighthawk General of the villain camp, he can speak with a dumb voice, and he is uncomfortable not to speak, at best he is a male No. 10. ”

“”

"Okay, the afternoon open, brother will take you to the second person to relax and relax?" Yu Sa laughed.

"I need you to bring? -- My skills are obvious to all! After the two got acquainted, they began to talk unscrupulously, "If you really want to talk about it, the two of us should be able to play very quickly." After all, one plus one is greater than two. ”

Yu Sa smiled: "It's better to hurry up, I still have to go to self-study at night, and the exam will be busy in a few days, the competition or something, it's up to you to take me?" ”

"No problem!"

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When you get sharp, playing competitive matches becomes the ultimate enjoyment.

Baizhu they have won several games in a row, and they almost feel invincible! - Until they matched a team of monks and Taoists, the monks were Shaolin, but the Taoists were not Wudang with swords, but Tiandao Palace with dust as a weapon.

When playing an official match, the chivalrous words of both sides are the default even mode, that is, the sound can be heard within a certain range. And the competition field is so big, no matter where the two sides hide, they can hear the enemy's voice, so they can't say anything about the on-the-spot deployment and enemy strategy, all relying on the tacit understanding of the two people.

It's a disguised addition to another peculiar way to play - quarrels!

Quarrels, there is a proper term called trash talk in the game of getting a little more advanced. Provoke the other person with words, disrupt the other person's pace, and make him fall into hell the moment he loses his mind. -- That's the purpose of trash talk.

But trash talk is not the same as swearing, there will be a recording during the competition, if it is found that the contestant has excessive swear words in the recording, he will be disqualified from the competition on the grounds of low quality. -- Last time, someone put together a trash talk recording, which was scolded in a variety of ways and without any dirty words, which made people listen to it and laugh out loud!

As soon as the Shaolin monk came in, a rough male voice came from the earphones: "Oh Buddha ~ Taoist, have you come in?" ”

"Immeasurable Tianzun ~ Bald Donkey, let's fight."

"Wait!" Baizhu They were about to rush forward, they were called, the two stood far away, but they saw the monk's bald head from a long distance was particularly bright, "Two donors, even though God has the virtue of a good life, why do we have to fight and kill here without peace?" ”

Yu Sa spoke: "Don't talk nonsense with them, this monk also came last time, there is a lot of nonsense, he likes to shout stop in the middle of the fight, many players have been disturbed by his move, and the forum is called the master of half stop." - Go straight to him, don't listen to him. ”

"Why do you say that the chivalrous man has made such a break in the rules, he must be on the chivalrous language, and the headphones are not allowed to be taken off? ――Is it necessary? Baizhu complained.

"As long as you don't get discovered, it doesn't matter if you take off your headphones or something, except that you may fall into a trap if you can't hear the voice prompts."

The monk on the opposite side was a joker: "What the donor said is very true, and the poor monk often thinks, what is the purpose of this rule in the chivalrous words?" ――I guess I hope that the two sides can put down the butcher's knife and talk about martial arts. ”

"Don't worry about it, there's self-study at night, on!"

The two of them crossed over together, and the monk looked at the two people who rushed over from afar, and said unhurriedly: "I saw that the two donors are non-violent and non-cooperative, since this is the case, then it will not be BB." ――planb。 ”

Baizhu smiled: "They still have a planb!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the Taoist in the headphones sang directly! - The hoarseness! That's ugly! The one who went out of tune! Yu Sa's hand shook, his foot slipped, and he almost kicked the network cable!

The corners of Baizhu's mouth twitched, if it weren't for the system voice that couldn't be missed, he would have smashed the headphones a long time ago!

Yu Sa's brain hurt when he was sung, and he was really depressed, and this move of killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred was also used. Just thinking about it, when I looked at the monk of the people's Taoist, the monk seemed to be listening to some inspiring war song, and he held the golden Zen staff and knocked it on the head of others excitedly, where is there any compassion, what did you just say about putting down the butcher knife?!

Although the combat power of the three thousand feathers has not been eliminated much, it is obviously not so coquettish, and I feel that the whole person is filled with a feeling that I am about to vomit and my steps are vain.

Baizhu asked, "Are you okay?" ”

Yu Sa gritted his teeth: "It's okay, it's okay"

Baizhu snorted coldly: "Compare with me and out of tune?" ”

Yu Sa was stunned, "What are you going to do?" ”

Baizhu cleared his throat slightly and began to sing

Ahh!!!!!!!!h

Why should it hurt our ears!!!!!!!

Wells, who was standing not far away, stared blankly and vacantly.

Yu Sa over there couldn't stand the outburst and smashed off the headphones, and the whole person left the keyboard with both hands to cover his ears and rolled into a ball on the ground.

The aftermath in my head is still there.

What to do?!

What to do?!!!

It's so painful!!!! qaq

Suddenly, on the martial arts arena of Nuoda, only one active person was left in Baizhu.

Atractylodes went up one by one to mend the knife.

Later, Baizhu sighed with Yu Sa: "It turns out that there is still this kind of tactic. ――I'm starting to find this rule useful. ”

"No, please don't next time." Yu Sa was about to burst into tears and knelt down for him.

The chivalrous man did not prohibit singing because he felt that even if the singing was unpleasant, it would not be so unpleasant, and the chivalrous voice filtering system was well done, no matter how explosive the sound of the other party was, it would be converted into a suitable decibel for the human ear after passing the chivalrous words. - So the atractylodes is not a loud and piercing voice, but simply unpleasant.

Ugly can make people's heads blank and incapacitated for an instant.

In an Internet café in the Heavens/Dynasty, a pair of difficult brothers and sisters helped each other out.

"I didn't expect anyone in the world to sing worse than you"

"It's a sonic weapon!" The man who played the Taoist said, "Damn, I was so scared that I almost smashed the computer, and I almost went crazy!" - I'm glad you held me."

"But the headphones are really smashed. ――I haven't won the game yet, so it's really frustrating to have to pay the boss for headphones. ”