0106 Get up
ps: Thank you for the 300 points of Dao Yuanchen's reward
The days went smoothly and smoothly, and there was no danger to the safety of the world in the middle, which affected whether the earth king would receive a bento again.
Of course, this is only within a small range of Shi Zixi.
As for the distant borders of the empire, those war-torn areas, or internationally, today I protest against you, and you strongly condemn me for these things that are closely related to self-cultivation, Qi family, and peace in the world, it is not too much within the scope of Shi Zixi's concern.
What she needs to care about, she plays games with everyone every day, and she always cares about the progress of her homework, calculating the time distance from the comic conference.
As usual, everyone gathered in the hall to talk about the progress that needs to be completed today and discuss the solutions to the problems encountered in the middle.
The process is not much different from other times, it is basically just that other people ask, and Shi Zixi, a person who has all the plans in his heart, answers in detail.
After the short meeting, Shi Zixi glanced at the security door in and out and asked, "Why hasn't Zhou An come here today?" ”
"Well, I guess I went crazy yesterday, I'm still sleeping, and he asked me to go to the bar to relax when I went back last night." Yi Yan replied from the side.
"Oh." Shi Zixi nodded expressionlessly, and then asked, "Which of you knows where Zhou An lives?" ”
"Only Ruri and I should know." This time, Yi Yan answered.
Shi Zixi looked at Leng Liuli's inquiring expression, and Leng Liuli nodded slightly.
"Uh, that's it, the progress of painting is a lot faster after all, I'll go to Zhou Anna with Leng Liuli." Shi Zixi thought about it for a moment and said.
"Are you going to wake Zhou An up?" Yi Yan asked in surprise.
"yes, what's the problem?" Shi Zixi said strangely.
"Impossible, impossible." Yi Yan shook her head and said, "If that dead fat man wants to lie in bed, it is estimated that he will not get up even if the end of the world happens." ”
"Really?" Shi Zixi shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Then I'll let the end of the world happen to him." ”
"Then, I'll leave the rest to you, we'll get over." Shi Zixi walked to the door with Leng Liuli and said goodbye to the people in the hall.
……
Shi Zixi drove the car, and Leng Liuli pointed to the route.
Fortunately, Zhou An's place of residence is also a suburb, and there is no need to pass through the city center, so there is no traffic jam on the road.
The garden medium-sized villa of the rich family, this is not unexpected by Shi Zixi, after all, it is a friend of Yi Yan Leng Liuli and their class.
As soon as the two got out of the car, it seemed that the mistress of the room came out of the gate.
A crimson sedan was parked by the spacious iron gate, and a smart-looking middle-aged woman in casual attire waited beside the car.
Coming out of the big iron gate was a woman in professional attire, whose faint attire did not show her actual age, but in terms of appearance, she seemed to be about 30 years old.
"Hello Aunt Yao." Leng Liuli and Shi Zixi got out of the car, Leng Liuli stepped forward and greeted politely.
Shi Zixi also got into an accident, and did not stand stunned, but also said hello.
"Well, Liuli, this person next to this is..."The person called Aunt Yao was originally going to get in the car, but when she saw that the person who got off the car was an acquaintance, she also stopped." Oh, my friend Shi Zixi. Leng Liuli introduced, "Aunt Yao, we are here to find Zhou An today, is he at home?" “
"Here, that dead boy, still sleeping on the bed with his ass cocked......" Aunt Yao said behind, suddenly covered her mouth, and apologized to Shi Zixi: "Little girl Shi Zixi, I'm really embarrassed, Auntie accidentally said some bad words." ”
"It's okay auntie, I usually say bad words." Shi Zixi pretended to be a good girl and said shyly.
"Well, Auntie still has something to do, so I won't talk to you two elves." Aunt Yao said goodbye first, and then took out a bunch of keys from her aqua blue handbag and gave it to Leng Liuli, "Come, Liuli, this is the key to several rooms inside, and if anything happens, show this key to the servants, they will listen to you." ”
"Well, thank you, Aunt Yao." Leng Liuli took the key and thanked him.
After saying goodbye to this Aunt Yao, the two entered the villa unimpeded.
"Who was that woman just now?" Shi Zixi followed and asked quietly.
"Zhou An's mother."
…
The two chatted casually, and after a while, they came to the door of Zhou An's room, Shi Zixi slapped the door and shouted, "Zhou An! Zhou An! Got up. ”
Shi Zixi's ears were attached to the door and listened for a while, and then he tried the doorknob, which was locked.
During this time, there was no response from inside, and there was no surprise in this situation.
"Take out the key and open the door." Shi Zixi stretched out his hand to Leng Liuli.
"That's not good." Leng Liuli said softly, but the key was still handed to Shi Zixi.
"We're not going to do anything bad, we're just going to get that fat guy out of bed." Shi Zixi said as he took a key and tried it.
There are not many keys, just take a break.
With a "click", the door opened.
Shi Zixi and the two went in, and Zhou An's room was not as messy as they imagined, but clean and tidy in a spacious room.
After all, the room doesn't need to be cleaned by Zhou An.
Expensive computers, exquisite desks, bookshelves full of books, and at a glance, there are many books on the shelves about computers. Next to the desk was a stack of textbooks and a number of papers scattered on the floor.
Shi Zixi entered the house generously, Leng Liuli followed behind a little embarrassed, and the whole behavior was also a little restrained.
At this moment, Zhou An was sleeping on the bed, Shi Zixi came to the bedside, made a horn with both hands, and yelled directly: "Zhou An, Zhou Fatty, get up." ”
The voice is loud and sharp.
"Hmm~~?" Zhou An muttered, opened his eyes and glanced at it, then trembled slightly, his eyes closed together again, and he said like a dream: "Shi Peeling, wait for me to sleep for a while." ”
"What did you say?" Hearing Zhou An's title, Shi Zixi immediately became angry.
“…….”
Zhou An, who was sleeping, continued to sleep and did not respond to it.
"Zhou An, when you first joined the team, we had three chapters of the law, the first is to come to the studio on time every day, and because I know your shortcomings, you also promise never to sleep lazy, if you sleep lazily allow me to teach you any way." Shi Zixi sat down on a bench from the desk and muttered, and then continued: "If you can't fall asleep again, I'm going to use some out-of-the-ordinary means." “
"Casual ~~~" seemed to be listening, and Zhou An said vaguely again.
"What now?" Leng Liuli looked at Shi Zixi curiously, she turned her gaze, saw the shoes and socks on the ground, and found that Shi Zixi's thinking eyes were also aimed at it.
So Leng Liuli said with some acceptance: "You won't be prepared to smoke him with stinky socks." “
Shi Zixi waved his hand in disgust: "How is it possible, this method is too low-level, I just thought of a more interesting one." ”
"More fun?" Leng Liuli was puzzled.
"You'll find out later."
Shi Zixi didn't answer directly, she took Leng Liuli out of the room, and then found the servant here, asked him to take a string of firecrackers from the warehouse, and then said to the servant: "Prepare breakfast with your young master, he is about to get up." ”
The servant scratched the back of his head and said with some disbelief: "The young master slept late last night, and according to his usual habits, he should sleep until noon today." ”
"Then prepare breakfast with us, according to the usual portion of your young master's serving." Not in the mood to entangle with him, Shi Zixi took the key and signaled, and changed his words.
"Uh... Good. The servant agreed, and went down.
Shi Zixi returned to the hall, Leng Liuli was sitting there watching TV, she saw Shi Zixi going up with a string of firecrackers, so she asked anxiously: "Shi Zixi, what are you going to do?" ”
"It's okay, it's just a matter of being happy with Fat Zhou." Shi Zixi said with a smile
Leng Liuli put down the remote control in his hand, and then followed Shi Zixi upstairs.
Shi Zixi came to the door and said to the house: "Zhou An, I ask you again, I can't get up." ”
“……”
There was no response, of course, that's actually the attitude.
Since the other party didn't respond, Shi Zixi simply took out a lighter from his body out of nowhere.
"It's not good." Habitually, Leng Liuli verbally dissuaded, but there was no substantive action to stop it.
The firecrackers were placed in the house, Shi Zixi covered his ears with one hand, pressed the lighter with the other, and carefully pointed the fuse.
As for Leng Liuli, she had already hid far away, covering her ears with her hands.
"Sneer~~~~" The sound of the firecracker fuse lighting sounded, Shi Zixi quickly withdrew his hand, and then quickly pulled the door together.
"Bang!" With a bang, the door closed tightly.
It was just a short time, and then there was a sound of "crackling~~~" looping in the house.
The firecrackers went off, and it was in his room, so Zhou An, who was sleeping steadily, naturally couldn't sleep anymore.
He was a little stunned at first, he didn't know what was going on, he was stunned for a moment, and only when the firecracker that didn't go off hit his face and he felt pain, he woke up a little.
He quickly covered himself with a thin quilt, squatted on the bed, and then shouted in the back room:
"Teacher madman, teacher god. Menstrual disease, the teacher peeled the skin...... I curse you that you will never marry....... I have really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes......"
…….