"Come, friend, do you know me?" In an office, I asked the middle-aged man who was kneeling on the ground while holding a knife and a small apple peel on Erlang's legs.

"General, you have recognized the wrong person, I have never seen you!" The man said tremblingly.

"You're right, I haven't seen you, but I've heard of you! You're arrogant! Wearing the tiger skin of the imperial capital, dare to do anything? What do you have to be proud of as a temporary worker? I asked, rolling my eyes as I continued to peel the apple.

"General! I really don't know you! Is there some misunderstanding? The man said with a smile.

I raised my head coldly and looked at him, the knife in my hand still didn't stop, swishing and flying up and down, and the apple peel flew down little by little, which was exceptionally beautiful.

"That's right, how can a junior official of your level know me? But do you remember yesterday when three women came to the household department to run errands? You dare to tease anyone! Do you know that those three women are my women? Do you know you're making it hard for me to do this? I said coldly.

The man hurriedly kowtowed and said, "Uncle, I was wrong!" I'm so daring! I'm obsessed! I'm not human! Please let me go! I don't dare anymore! ”

"Let you go? How can you explain to my wife? They don't have a good meal when they come home! Can you get your dog's life back? I pointed at his nose and yelled.

"I'll grant you land! The best place! The cheapest place! The man cried out.

"Oh yo? At this time, you are still thinking about the ground? Looking at what is on my shoulder? Star! Am I short of money? Am I poor? What do I want, what can you give me? I sneered.

"I can be your dog!" The man wailed.

"Dogs? I don't need to, I'm a cat owner! I slapped five hundred times myself, and then chopped off the little thumb of my left hand, let's two clear if you don't want to, my people will help you, I forgot to tell you, I was a mixed society before I became a soldier, and if you are proficient in human evaporation, if you don't want to become a missing person, you must do a good job! Otherwise, it would not be beautiful to have one more stumbling corpse in the moat, although your life is not valuable, but I can't explain it to Uncle Hubu Shangshu Huang! I have to look at the owner to beat the dog, and I can't just kill the dog in the household," I said with a slight sigh.

"Boss, we're surrounded by armed hunters! The other party's headcatcher wants to talk to you! A black dragon guard saluted me and said.

"Look at him, five hundred slaps, a little finger on his left hand, if he doesn't come by himself, you can help him, have a better attitude, this is the household, I'll go out and deal with it first." I patted him on the shoulder and walked out.

Sure enough, the armed capture speed that came back this time was much faster and more powerful than the first wave of ordinary capture, and these guys even drove over the armored car, and the black acid muzzle made my eyes hurt. Seeing me walk out, a colonel saluted me and said, "Imperial Capital, what team are you from?" ”

"Unit 23605 on a military mission? Is there a problem? I asked.

"Unit 23605? Haven't heard of it! The colonel said coldly, as the supreme leader of the imperial capital garrison, he was very angry. He had just received a call from the chief catcher, saying that a group of armed men had surrounded the Hubu building, and he was so angry that he hurriedly led people to surround the building, but he didn't expect it to be someone from the military department.

Theoretically speaking, I and this armed catcher are both members of the military department, but our functions are different.

I took a picture of my ID and gave him a salute, and he hurriedly saluted: "What instructions does the chief have?" ”

"This was originally a joint exercise between the household department and Unit 23605, in order to meet the big event in a while, we have adopted the means of secrecy, those who do not know are not guilty, colonel, take your soldiers - by the way, let the reporter in, I know you blocked the reporter. Such a big matter cannot be sealed, and public opinion can only be sparse, not gambling. I said to the colonel, and then he led the people out in a hurry.

Sure enough, after their car left, reporters surrounded me, and one of them was very familiar to me.

The female reporter I was familiar with shook her hair, squeezed to the front and asked, "Hello General!" What's going on here? Why did the surrounding people hear the gunshots, why are there bullet casings and bullet marks on the ground"

Before she could finish her words, a reporter rushed to ask: "I am a national news reporter, may I ask if the soldiers surrounded the household building, does it mean that the military department and the household department are not in harmony?" ”

I immediately took out a gun and pointed it at his head, and said to the black dragon guard behind me: "He tried to destroy the internal harmony of the imperial court, I have reason to suspect that he is an enemy agent, take him away for interrogation!" ”

Immediately, a soldier came out and took down the reporter with the pit in his words, and even the photographer was arrested by us. My killing of chickens and monkeys directly shocked these uncrowned kings, and they all spoke cautiously.

But the reporter I was familiar with was still asking: "General! Please answer my question, the people have the right to know! What's really going on here? ”

I gave her a cold look, took the microphone in her hand and said, "You guys, keep me quiet!" I will sue you! This matter was originally kept secret, but since you have discovered it, it is necessary to sue you. In order to improve the anti-terrorism skills of the troops, to prevent the key points of the imperial court from being infiltrated by enemy agents, to enhance the ability of the military headquarters to integrate with the localities, and to increase the speed of the maneuver of the troops, our military department and the household department conducted this joint military exercise. The imaginary enemy is a group of enemy elements who infiltrated the imperial capital with the intention of destroying the information of the household. And the household department played the role of hostage - in order to maintain the authenticity of the exercise, most of the staff of the household department did not know the existence of the exercise, do you still have questions about my answer? ”

"Why do you use live ammunition in the exercise?" The female reporter said unrelentingly.

I asked rhetorically, "If you have to use empty cartridges every time you act, will the soldier have enough shooting experience?" We are a high-precision soldier, and we cannot tolerate the behavior of empty ammunition in our rifles - can I understand your words as an insult to the Chinese soldiers? ”

After the big hat was buttoned down, the female reporter was speechless, at this time. Another reporter asked: "Hello general, I don't know what your unit is?" ”

"Confidential!" I said coldly. The reporter closed his mouth in a sneer, he was not qualified to ask the secret troops, otherwise he would have been dragged away by me like a dog like that person.

"If there's nothing to do, just leave! The exercise is not over yet, everyone has already participated in the military secrets, and everyone is likely to receive a confidentiality letter when they return to the unit! I waved my hand and left coolly.

The reporters were at a loss, only the female reporter had a strange glint in her eyes: "Where do I seem to have seen him?" (To be continued.) )