PS. The author is not a pervert

Ps. The author is really not a pervert

ps. You don't have to search.,The lyrics of "Lori's Song" were written by me.,You can't find it, if you have a strong sense of musicality, you can put this word in "The Love of Your Life" and sing it.,There will be unexpected effects.

One last word: I'm not a pervert

Well, to prove that I'm not a pervert, I decided to push a heroine within ten chapters! Good no good! Good no good?

After three hours of hard work, with the efforts of everyone, the bear cave was cleaned very clean, and in the resentful eyes of the mother bear, the T class happily moved into the cave. I have to say that this cave is very scientific, although it is a cave, it is not stuffy at all, and the air is exceptionally good - after cleaning, you can't tell that this was once a bear's den

The big bear who has been trained by Meow Mi is a lot more well-behaved, like a magnified pug with Meow Mi, this scene makes everyone amazed and envious - this play should be talented, envy can't come, I can at most beat the bear down, but Meow Mi can make a bear become a pug, I should really be ashamed of this master.

The luggage was thrown into the cave, and I gave them two hours of free time, which was mainly for them to burn off their excess energy - it was fun when they found themselves hungry!

These children obviously didn't know my good (dangerous) and bitter (evil) intentions, and happily played around, the boys got together in groups to talk about football, basketball, and games, and the girls also formed a small group, chatting about bags and perfumes - of course, there were also little boys and little girls sneaking aside and didn't know what to do

Originally, the crybaby Su Qianqian was embarrassed and not used to communicating with everyone, but under the drag of Meow Mi, Su Qianqian also joined the conversation circle - years of elite education are not learned in vain, at least people are much more knowledgeable than their peers.

Originally, I wanted to find those two soldiers to talk about the war, but I didn't expect three or five boys to find me, and a little fat man asked obscenely: "Teacher Yang, are you an old driver?" ”

I squinted at him: "Dun hard to learn, Hongyi Zhiyuan, learn from high as a teacher, I am a people's teacher, I don't understand what you say at all"

The little fat man said secretly: "Teacher, don't pretend that song "Old Driver" is not something that ordinary people dare to sing, you are definitely an old-timer in the circle, I don't mean anything else, just say hello to you, we will still be teachers and students after that"

I slapped the little fat man on the head: "If the child doesn't learn well, what kind of driver should he be?" Study honestly, go abroad to soak foreign girls and open foreign meat! Don't tinker with licenses all day long, you're really embarrassing your rich second generation! "I hate that the iron is not steel, and the number of people next to him is hehe.

Of course, after the slap, I have to give the sweet date: "Little fat man, since you recognize the identity of the teacher, I won't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail with you, give me your mobile phone number, I will give you my network disk account password and have something good to share with my brothers Pay attention to the body, small masturbation, big masturbation and injury, strong masturbation and ashes"

The little fat man's eyes were about to laugh: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?" What level are you, exactly? ”

"Guess!" I said with a smile on my face.

"Three thousand generals?" The little fat man gave a sound estimate

"It's not!" I shook my head.

"Eight hundred Arhats?" The little fat man asked in surprise

"Guess again!" I continue to deny.

"My God, aren't you seventy-two earth-shatterers?" The little fat man took a breath and gave an uncertain guess.

"No, forget it, don't guess that I'm one of the four gods, Hades" I waved my hand lightly, completely ignoring the little fat man's almost fainting feelings.

The little fat man covered his mouth with trembling hands, like a little girl surrounded by more than a dozen strong men: "You are the low-key king of drivers?" A legend of a smiling driver in the dark? Oh my God, Hades turned out to be my teacher."

I patted my ass and gave the little boys a back to see what the girls were talking about.

Huang Shuquan's arm slammed the little fat man who was still in a daze: "Hey! Teacher Yang is gone! What are you doing in a daze! Is Mr. Yang very good? Look at the virtue you scare! ”

"Do you think my path is very wild and I can get all kinds of resources?" The little fat man retracted his feelings and said to his partners quietly

Everyone nodded their heads, in the closed environment of the school, the one who has a film is the uncle, so the status of the little fat man is very high.

The little fat man continued: "For the miscellaneous soldiers among our drivers, the general who provided us with the site is already unattainable, the general in the entire network is only three thousand, the one thousand marshals are one thousand marshals, and the marshal is above the eight hundred arhats, the arhats have been able to climb over the wall to overseas sites to collect materials and contribute to the development of the driver industry, the top one hundred and eight of the arhats have been named thirty-six Tiangang and seventy-two earthshas, these people are considered to be at the veteran level, they may not be capable enough, But the qualifications are very long, and above the arhat are the ten gods, and the ten gods will be the great heroes who are responsible for the purchase of entities, these people are responsible for the operation with the funds of the drivers' association, and the profits are used to expand resources," the little fat man gushed about the internal structure of the organization, attracting the fascination of several little boys around.

The little fat man took a sip of water and continued: "The ten gods will go up to the pinnacle of the driver world - it can also be called the strongest king among drivers - the four gods. These four gods are the god of the gods, Zeus, the god-king, who is responsible for ruling a qiē chauffeur; Sea Emperor - Poseidon; Responsible for liaising with like-minded allies overseas, and at the same time responsible for leading the resources introduced by his subordinates; The goddess of wisdom - Athena, the strongest hacker among the drivers, is responsible for one of the technical problems in the driver group - including the transformation of cavalry into infantry, including hacking non-alliance websites, and the last is the king of the night, and the hermit of the driver - Hades. There are not many records of him in the driver, only that he has a very personal relationship with the other three god kings, but he has made a great contribution to the driver alliance, and I don't know what he contributed, but the contribution of being awarded the name of Hades is definitely not ordinary, I thought that Mr. Yang could sing such a high-level minor tune as "Old Driver", at most he was a general, but he didn't expect to blow up a god king"

The little fat man opened the net disk I sent him with a hellish expression: "It's sent!" It's sent! Jeon Nima is a non-circulating gold commemorative edition! At least half of the resources in this are longer than us, my god is worthy of being a god king, and the road is too wild, European and American blockbusters, Japanese and Korean love, domestic action, relying on Lori Nima, so many wives and my favorite? Did I just say something? Why are you looking at me like that? ”

Huang Shuquan shook his head: "Fatty, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, our friendship has come to an end, from now on I will take your Yangguan Road, I will cross my single-plank bridge, and from now on, you and I will not interfere with the river water."

"Fuck your sister! Fuck you sister! Yangguan Road single-plank bridge let you go, where do I go? Why do you want to break with me! The little fat man asked.

"Humph! The most loving thing in the world is Lori! A perverted high school student like you who is controlled by a wife is not worthy of being my partner! Saying that, Comrade Xiao Huang sang the song of Lori solemnly:

"Lori Lori, you're so cute!"

"Lori Lori, you're really wonderful!"

"Your small waist, swaying in the wind!"

"Your smile is hard to cover!"

"Lori Lori, when am I going to pick you up?"

"Lori Lori, when am I going to pick you?"

"Be a good kid to knock down~"

"Lie down on the bed and cover the quilt when you get home"

The singing is getting louder and louder, and everyone is staring at the small group headed by Little Fat Man and Huang Shuquan with a look of surprise, forget it, don't describe it, experience it yourself, if not, you can look in the mirror by yourself

The little fat man scolded the forgetful Huang Shuquan: "Hey, it's up to you!" ”

Huang Shuquan shook off the little fat man at once--he had practiced kung fu! He raised his head vigorously and sang the last rap: "Having a relationship with a girl under the age of fourteen is considered rape no matter what~~~." ”

Everyone felt that the dark clouds were overwhelming, but Huang Shuquan pinched his waist and said eloquently: "I just like Lori, what's the matter?" ”

Everyone hurriedly retracted their eyes and did their own things in embarrassment - perverts do this is also a kind of ability, this world is the post-80s, but also the post-90s, and the future will be post-00s, and those who survive in the end are thick-skinned!