55. Puppet
He Jie woke up in the morning and felt sore, he reached out and touched his legs, but he didn't feel it, lifted the quilt and looked at it, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, only to see that his legs had turned into dark brown wood.
"How so?" He Jie rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked at it again, "Hmm, I was really dazzled just now." "What, his legs are so good!
"Huh? Jay, how are you in the room? Didn't I see you go out in the morning? Mother He pushed open the door and was surprised to find that He Jie looked like he had just gotten up, "Didn't you say that the girl who went on a blind date a few days ago was good, and asked her out to play today?" ”
He Jie knew that the one she saw was a puppet, it had only been half a month since he and Shen Tian went on a blind date, and he was about to forget about it, but he didn't expect the puppet to be in love, this guy is really powerful, Shen Tian used to ignore him, and now he has agreed to play together? How?
"Oh, she's on the move, so I'll be back." He Jie touched the back of his head, glad that the puppet was not there at this time, otherwise it would be troublesome for He Mu to see her two sons. It's a trivial thing for her to be scared, and it's not fun to become a puppet herself.
"This girl has a beautiful face, big breasts and a big buttocks, and she can give birth to a son at a glance. You used to be colleagues, and you chased hard, married a beautiful daughter-in-law, and your parents' faces also shone. He Mu said in pieces.
"Oh, I know, I know," He Jie rubbed his hair impatiently, "Do you have breakfast?" I'm dying of hunger. ”
"You go wash up, I'll cook for you now." Mother He stood up and walked to the door, and looked back at her son, she felt that in the past six months, her son's temper was very strange, sometimes filial and well-behaved, and sometimes the same as before.
"This kid, can't it be that he is under too much mental pressure?" Mother He shook her head and walked to the kitchen.
He Jie had eaten, and while He Mu was going out to buy vegetables, he locked the door and sent a text message to the puppet, asking him how the process of chasing the goddess was, and waited for a minute or two, but the text message was not replied, He Jie grabbed his hair, threw the mobile phone, and thought forget it, and ask again when he came back, according to his estimates, the other party will definitely succeed.
In the process of waiting for the computer to turn on, He Jie put his hands behind his head and daydreamed, thinking that in the future, his position will rise higher and higher, the money will be more and more, and he can marry a beautiful wife in the near future.
He had already said that such a thing as pie in the world was a matter of saving it, and it must have been smashed on his He Jie's head!
After playing computer games for a day, He Jie was lying on the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate, when he heard the door click open, it was the puppet back.
"Hey, dude, after a day of playing, is there any play to catch her?" He Jie asked impatiently.
"Of course, I'm going to propose to her next month."
"Next month? So fast! Flash marriage. He Jie couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard his words.
"Yes, it's next month," the puppet smiled, his heavy gaze penetrating He Jie, "I can maintain my human form for twenty-two hours a day now, and I should be able to reach full human form next month, as a human being, marrying a wife and having children, this kind of life is complete, isn't it?" ”
He Jie nodded randomly, and didn't squeeze into what he said in his heart at all, "Oh, you said that you will get married next month, will it be too soon?" My parents don't know yet. At this time, the hotel is not easy to book, or we will go to get the certificate first, so as not to have a long night and many dreams. He Jie was a little drumming in his heart, after all, he had been a puppet for him and Shen Tian for half a month, what if Shen Tian found out that he had changed and was unwilling to get married?
"Huh." The puppet looked at him, chuckled, and said nothing, but there was a deep mockery in his eyes.
A week flew by.
He Jie put the instant noodles on the windowsill and was pouring boiling water into the bowl when he suddenly heard the sound of a car downstairs, and looked down at the puppet in a black suit and stepped out of the car.
"So early today?" He Jie was about to walk back to the computer desk with chopsticks in his mouth, but saw the puppet go around to the other side of the car, open the car door, and help a long-haired girl out.
He Jie's eyes lit up, isn't this Shen Tian? I haven't seen her for a month, she has become more and more beautiful, her face is radiant, her bodycon dress outlines her figure hot, and a pair of white and slender long legs are exposed underneath.
He Jie's eyes were about to see it, thinking that this beauty was about to become his wife, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and the saliva on the corner of his mouth was dripping down.
But when his eyes came into contact with the hand on Qianqian's slender waist, He Jie's brows furrowed unhappily, although the other party was a puppet, but now he has become a man, his fiancée is so close to him, anyone will be unhappy.
He Jie was about to knock on the window to signal the puppet, but saw the two people next to the car suddenly hugging each other and kissing passionately.
"Make no mistake!" He Jie was furious, reached out to open the window, but couldn't open it, he knew that it must be a puppet again.
"Hmph, come back later, see how I scold you!" He Jie glanced out the window and impatiently closed the curtains.
He Jie waited for half an hour before the puppet returned.
"Hey, you guy, don't you know it's my fiancée? What to hug, what to kiss? I warn you, don't make an example, or I'll throw you away and let you go back to that stall in the night market. He threatened.
"Hehehe," the puppet suddenly chuckled lowly, "your fiancée?" No, it's not, she's my fiancée, my He Jie's fiancée. ”
"What do you mean ・・・・・・ you?" He Jie looked at the puppet puppet whose expression suddenly changed, and he was so afraid that he even shrank into the chair unconsciously.
The puppet puppet walked to the window in a few steps, opened the curtains, and the warm golden sunset poured in, pulling down a long shadow behind him, "Come and see." ”
He Jie stared at him, plucked up the courage to walk to him, and was dazzled by the golden sunlight, "What do you want me to see?" ”
"Don't worry," the puppet raised his hand and stroked his eyes, "now it's okay, look back at your shadow." ”
He Jie felt a cold feeling in his eyes, opened his eyes again, he turned his head to look at his shadow, and fell to the ground in fright, "this, this, this, ・・・・・・" The reflection on the floor was the form of a puppet.
"I used a trick on you before, so you didn't notice," the puppet suddenly stepped forward, pulled him up from the floor, and pressed his head to the floor mirror, "Look at yourself again, tsk, it's ugly." ”
He Jie looked at the red-nosed and green-haired clown in the mirror in a daze, shocked and frightened, if it weren't for the puppet pulling him, he would have sat on the ground with weak legs.
"What do you want to do? Why do you want to be me? I don't have any money, I'm not handsome, what's the point of you occupying my identity? He Jie finally found his voice and asked.
"I can earn without money, I can improve the connotation if I am not handsome, these are all things that can be changed, what does it matter," the puppet approached his face and said, "What I lack is just a human identity, fortunately, God is fair to me, I have been sleeping for three hundred years, and I have found a suitable host, a lazy and selfish person like you is not worthy of a human identity at all." ”
"Why do you say that about me? No matter how bad I am, I'm better than a villain like you! He Jie was not convinced.
"Hahaha," the puppet laughed, "people like you will bring a burden to society, disappointment and pain to relatives, it is better for me to live in your place completely." I'm fed up with the life of being a puppet, it's so painful to be manipulated with a string! It's because you don't know how to cherish it that gives me a chance, and I was too, even before, I obviously had so many opportunities in front of me, but I was ruined by your laziness, so I was so wolf. But now a qiē will change with it. You are not me, I don't understand the pain of not being manipulated by others, and not being able to make choices for yourself! ”
"He Jie, oh, no, ugly little puppet, you can be a puppet with peace of mind, anyway, it doesn't affect you to play computer games, right?" The puppet suddenly grew its mouth and swallowed He Jie's shadow in one gulp.
"Now, I'm the real Ho Jie. Don't worry, I will take good care of your family, and they will live better. Because I'm not as stupid and lazy as you. ”
He Jie felt stiff, he wanted to stand up, he wanted to turn his head, he wanted to speak, but he couldn't do it. He blinked his eyes and saw the puppet standing tall in front of him, his expression contemptuous and contemptuous, his words came into his mind bit by bit, and then, all his consciousness fell into chaos, and He Jie completely fainted.
"When I woke up, I found myself in this warehouse," said the puppet, taking off his green wig and placing it on his knee, "for the first three years, I could barely move, I couldn't even hook my little thumb, until one day a large box smashed on my head and knocked the wig off, and I regained the ability to move." ”
"Little monster, you deserve it." Alcas glanced at him.
"Hey, you silver-haired monster, I've told you my story, I'm human, human! It was the monster who turned me into this! The puppet jumped on the chest, looking angry, but afraid to approach Alcas.
"Youkai?" Alcas narrowed his eyes, waved his long hand, and grabbed the puppet's red nose, "Little monster, do you dare to say it again?" Believe it or not, a flame bath for you? ”
"Help! Help me! The puppet struggled, its high-pitched voice echoing.
"Alkas, let go," Kagamika rubbed her ears, a little frustrated with the noise, "Little puppet, we're sorry to disturb your rest, but what he just said is right, you really deserve it!" "Even chasing women and dating can let others do it for you, such a strange thing is really rare in the world!
"While I don't agree with that puppet, he's better suited to be a human than you." Fang Meng didn't know when he stood by their side and joined the topic.
"Y-you!" The puppet looked angry, "Hmph, you're all badass!" As bad as that ugly puppet! I didn't do anything bad before, I was just a little lazy, and then I was turned into this kind of person who is not a ghost or a ghost, and I am so pitiful, you are still sneering here! ”