PS: The guardian thought about it, sacrificed a bunch of brain cells, and issued the third update.

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Leaving the garrison of the generals, Cao Da Boss returned to Xudu, from Guandu to Xudu straight line distance is only about 80 kilometers, if it is a cavalry, half a day can be reached, but after all, this is tens of thousands of troops, and there is a logistical baggage, only 30 miles a day, that is, 15 kilometers, it takes the sixth day to reach Xudu.

Along the way, Lin Feng was bored and wanted to run, and every day in addition to marching is marching, and walking slowly is slow. Lin Feng, who was riding on a horse, had blisters under his crotch, and on the third day, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he brought Zhang Dawei's SUV.

"Lin Feng, this... What is it? Guo Jia came to Lin Feng early in the morning and found a big box in front of Lin Feng's tent. Last night, Lin Feng was still camping alone.

"Oh, this is a car, don't ride a horse later, take my car and go, and show me the way." Lin Feng plans to pull in a good friend.

"Cars? Why don't you see the cattle pulling carts? "Guo Jia's concept has to have cows, horses or people to pull the car.

"Don't want livestock, this cart burns oil, come on, don't ask, I can't explain it clearly." Lin Feng was too lazy to discuss the car with the ancients, and this Nima discussion was not clear until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse.

With a lot of confusion, Guo Jia was thrown by Lin Feng to the co-pilot, fastened Guo Jia's seat belt, stepped on the accelerator and went to the main camp. Along the way, the soldiers were scared half to death, thinking that there were monsters, if Lin Feng hadn't poked his head out to say hello, it would have been a rain of arrows.

Guo Jia saw that the car didn't need to be pulled by livestock, and it was running fast, becoming a curious baby, looking left and right, why did Lin Feng have a headache, and shouted: "Shut up!" Guo Jia's face was full of grievances, the baby is just curious.

When I arrived at the main camp, there was no one today, marching, and I didn't discuss the military situation, so Boss Cao and a few gentlemen chatted here, and Xu Chu was the door god at the door.

Xu Chu was traveling outside the world, when he suddenly heard a whining sound, looked in the direction of the sound, and a monster rushed towards him quickly. He picked up the long knife and shouted, "Protect the lord!" ”

Lin Feng parked the car, left Guo Jia alone, and ran directly in front of Xu Chu and sprayed: "What is your second cargo called, don't call when you should call, you will call when you shouldn't, and dare not call you next time." "Xu Chu is dizzy, what do you call it, I don't know that you are in that monster.

When Boss Cao heard Xu Chu shouting, he thought there was an assassin, so he ran to the door of the tent to check the situation, and saw Lin Feng spraying Xu Chu there.

"Zhongkang, what's the matter?"

"Lord, just now that monster rushed over here, and he thought that he wanted to be bad for the lord, so he shouted, who knew that Mr. Lin was inside."

Boss Cao looked in the direction pointed by Xu Chu, it was indeed a monster, and he happened to see Guo Jia get out of the car and shouted: "Fengxiao is dangerous!" ”

", it's not dangerous, don't be blind." Lin Feng can't stand it anymore, can you not make a fuss, sooner or later you will be scared to death.

"It's a fuss." Boss Cao admits his mistake.

Finally able to talk well, Lin Feng came here to tell Boss Cao that he was going to go back to Xudu with Guo Jiaxian: "Fuck, I'm going to take Jiajia back to Xudu first, come and talk to you." ”

"Could it be that you're riding on this thing?"

"That's right, if this car has a good road, it will travel thousands of miles a day, but there is no good road, and now this road can be walked, I will take Jiajia back, and it will be almost to Xudu in half an hour." After 30 kilometers and 50 kilometers, this road should be more than an hour at the speed of an SUV, and if you have your own Aston Martin, you can't run, the chassis is too low.

"So, please two gentlemen first, I wonder how many people Mr. Lin's car can carry?" Boss Cao didn't care if the two of them went to Xu, anyway, there was nothing to do.

"Even if you count me, five people are fine." This SUV is a five-seater, if you are thin and small, it is no problem to squeeze two more.

"Order the three generals Xu Chu, Zhang Liao, and Cao Hong to go back with the two gentlemen, so as to protect the two gentlemen," Boss Cao heard that there could be five people, and hurriedly threw a few generals to Lin Feng, this chief dog-headed military division and this new ko-headed military division can be protected, don't go on a business trip, otherwise Boss Cao will faint in the toilet.

"Okay, let them come." Anyway, if you can sit down, Lin Feng doesn't care, there are three more thugs, this is the end of the Han Dynasty, maybe a gang of robbers will emerge to get Jiajia's pink chrysanthemums. Guo Jia next to him suddenly felt a chill in his heart, what the hell, how could he have a bad feeling.

Boss Cao asked the herald to call the three thugs, and the three goods arrived on war horses and weapons. Dismount and bow to Boss Cao: "Lord." ”

"Well, Mr. Jinlin and Mr. Fengxiao want to return to Xudu first, so that the three of you can be protected by their entourage, and there will be no loss."

"Order!" The three of them replied in unison, then stepped on the war horse, waiting for Lin Feng and Guo Jia to get on the horse. Lin Feng beckoned: "Come down, don't ride that horse, take you to drag racing." ”

The confused three got off the horse and followed Lin Feng to the front of the car, looking left and right and didn't see anything famous. Lin Feng saw that the three of them were all long weapons, so he asked the three of them to hand over their weapons to the soldiers, and made three swords and threw them to the two: "Take this, you can't put down your long weapons." ”

opened the rear seat door, let the three of them sit in, and let Guo Jia sit in the passenger seat, Lin Feng drove by himself, hung up the forward gear, stepped on the accelerator, and swooped out.

At this time, the roads were all dirt roads, potholes, needless to say, Lin Feng drove the car to 60 miles, and the whole car jumped up and down, and the four passengers at the end of the Han Dynasty were actually fine.

"Tsk, this car is so comfortable."

"That's right, it's much stronger than a war horse."

"Mr. Lin, where does this car sell, I'll buy one when I go back."

Lin Fengxin said that Hyundai has sales, you go, if I don't take you, I can go to I'll serve: "If you don't sell it, just this one." ”

"Alas, alas, alas." Cao Hong really wanted to pretend to be a whole car, and turned around and drove on the streets of Xudu, which was to pull more wind and pull more style.

Guo Jia was also a little greedy, this car was so fast, and there was no wind blowing on his face, and the chair was also soft and comfortable, much stronger than the saddle: "Lin Feng, how about turning around and giving me this car to use?" ”

"If you don't have a driver's license, you won't give it, and you'll have a car accident or something." Lin Feng was talking nonsense with these goods while driving, just to pass the time.

"What is this driver's license, why has Jia never heard of it?" Guo Jia is very curious, this Lin Feng always makes some strange things, which he has never heard of.

"A driver's license is a document for driving this car, and you are not allowed to drive without this certificate."

"Where is that, Jia went to the lord to help ask for one."

"If you die of this heart, Lao Cao can't handle it."

"Is there anything else the lord can't do?" Guo Jia, a curious baby, asked more than 100,000 whys.

", you don't bother, if you don't say it, you won't have it, don't be crooked, Nima will throw you down again." Lin Feng couldn't bear it, there were too many problems with this product.

Guo Jia decisively shut up, big brother, you are cheating, I will accept it!

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