The corners of Baizhu's mouth twitched: "Do you have to cut your hair if you go to the military academy?"

"Yes~ Military cadets are not allowed to have long hair, this is the rule! Even women should wrap their hair in a NASA wig so as not to get in the way of training and learning. ”

"What wig? ――Can I bring a wig? ”

"It's a NASA wig." The machine qì corrected and said, "It is a wig headgear made of a material called NASA." There are a variety of short hair styles on the surface, which are light and comfortable to wear, and are the first choice for military school girls. ”

"Well, okay." He couldn't get used to hearing a mechanical voice, and it was normal to hear a typo, "You said you have a wig to wear, so can I wear it too?" ”

"The military school rules that boys can't wear it." Qin Qin walked around to the back of Baizhu, and his barrel-like figure bent back, looking up at the back of Baizhu's head, "Unless the master is dressed as a girl." ”

Atractylodes black line: "Why do you want to dress up as a girl, just don't let them find out!" ”

"But NASA wigs are easy to spot!"

Baizhu thought for a moment: "Is there here?" Show me first. He looked around. There was something strange about the room, a bed, a table, and all that was left was the empty white walls.

As he spoke, a wall suddenly rippled like a tidal wave, and then a clear picture appeared like an open television. Baizhu was taken aback.

"This is a NASA wig." Qinqin moved to the front of the wall TV, and a long-haired girl was playing on the screen, holding a translucent semicircular dry colloid in her hand, and then tied up her long hair, piled it on top of her head, attached the dry colloid, and clicked something on the watch on her wrist, and the colloidal wig instantly changed shape and color, becoming exactly like real hair!

"Lying" Atractylodes was stunned. Who can see such a wig? He can't see it anyway!

"Buy, buy, buy!!" Baizhu said that with this artifact, he is still afraid of cutting his hair with a fart! "By the way, do I have any money?"

"Of course the host has money! Marshal Bai is the generalissimo of the imperial army! Enjoy the Imperial Unlimited Money Withdrawal Limit system. The master is the only son of Marshal Bai, does the master want to buy this? Qinqin immediately placed the order. ”

"Online shopping?"

"Hmm. Skynet has a wide range, and several stars of things are included. It's just that now Marshal Bai has blocked the door of the master's room, otherwise the master can take a spaceship to NASA's origin planet to have a look. ”

"Skynet Planet" Baizhu was a little dizzy when he heard it. Does the future he travels through this time already belong to the great interstellar harmony? Is his planet still Earth? ――No matter, let's get the hood done first, "Now that it's blocked, can the courier come over?" ”

"Express? What is that? The little Tietong Qì man expressed its doubts with mechanical speech and tilted head movements, and at the same time, two slender metal hands stretched out from its barrel is body and reached into the lower right corner of the wall screen.

Baizhu noticed that when the picture that seemed to be a propaganda advertisement was played on the wall, there was always a black box in the lower right corner, just like the QR code he often saw at home.

The black box lit up, and half of the little hand disappeared into the wall, and then stretched out again, holding a well-wrapped box in his hand.

"This is," Baizhu stared blankly.

"The head covering that the owner wanted. Just placed an order. ”

Baizhu took the box before he reacted, "No, no, no." What I'm asking is, just just put your hand in there and take it? ――What is this? Is there a pipe hidden in it? ”

"Pipes?" There seemed to be a lot of question marks on Qinqin's head, "Why did the master ask like this?" Long-distance transmission system, no need for pipelines! ”

"Long-distance transmission system?" Baizhu felt that he had come to this world like an ignorant ancient, and in fact he was indeed an ignorant ancient. The one qiē here is too advanced, he doesn't understand anything, and the ignorant are embarrassed to ask again! - Fortunately, what he has in front of him is a machine, and it is also his machine.

"The long-distance legend system is to decompose objects into particles through guò laser microdecomposition, and then transmit them to a fixed position through guò light waves, and then combine them into objects again." Diligent answered, slightly questioning, "This is common sense, the master shouldn't be unaware." ――Master, are you sick? ”

Baizhu smiled awkwardly. It's common sense for you, and it's a book for him.

Baizhu took the square box in his hand, looked at it for a while, and then didn't find an opening. It's not made of paper, but I don't know what material it is, it's pitch black, and it looks very tall, but there is no opening.

"How do you open this?"

Qin Qin turned to him: "The master put his hand up and stood still for three seconds. The goods purchased online require the fingerprint of the payer to be opened. ”

Baizhu followed, and sure enough, three seconds later, there was a snapping sound inside the box, and it opened automatically.

Inside, it was exactly the same gel headgear that had just been played on the wall. Baizhu piled his hair on his head, his hair was long and dense, it was not easy to get it at all, and it couldn't be piled together, it would always fall apart, he asked, "Is there a rubber band?" ”

The door of the machine qì Qinqin's brain began to ask questions again: "Why does the master always say something that Qinqin doesn't understand?" What is a band? ”

"Eh, what do you girls use to tie their hair?"

"Hair rope!"

Atractylodes black line, this statement is the same.

When Qinqin brought him the head rope, he understood why the word rubber band was no longer used. Because most of the materials of modern hair tie are rubber bands, it is natural to use the name rubber bands. And now he doesn't know what the material in his hand is, but the elasticity is elastic, just a little softer, a little slippery, and it doesn't feel like pulling up his hair at all when he ties it to his hair - don't ask him how a man understands the feeling of being pulled up his hair, he was in ancient times, his hair grew and he tied his own hair, and he died in pain at the beginning! Later, he saw that he was not so face-conscious, and asked the maid to get it for him.

Baizhu tied his hair together haphazardly, piled it on top of his head, and then put on a hood.

"And then?" Baizhu asked, touching the strangely felt colloid on his head.

"You can change the attributes of the hair at will by setting the properties on the PIC." Qin Qin replied.

Well, it's another noun that Baizhu doesn't understand. Baizhu remembered the wall video he had just watched, and looked at his wrist, and there was indeed a watch on it, white, about the same size as a normal watch. "How does this work?"

"The hosts. Qinqin felt that you should go back to elementary school. Or you can call up all the curriculum materials of the primary school and you can review them. ”

Baizhu rolled his eyes at it and said, "Are you complaining about me?" Are you complaining about me? "A machine qì person also complained about him?

Qin Qin looked at him without saying a word, and Baizhu couldn't even find its eyes on the barrel-like little black machine, but he could just feel the disdainful gaze of the machine. Qin Qin was silent for a moment, his body turned around, and at the same time, a PPT-like video began to play on the wall, which was the so-called pic's instruction manual.

Atractylodes felt tired.

Even if you cross it, you can wear it to the future.

Even if you wear it to the future, you will be despised by the future machine!

It's really not my fault for being ignorant. Baizhu can really shout loudly this time, it's the whole world that is wrong!

After reading the instructions, Baizhu clicked the watch, and a 3D wig model immediately appeared on it. Baizhu pulled here and there, changed the wig to be similar to his usual hairstyle, a fresh and handsome broken hair, and then remembered: "Is there a mirror?" ”

The wall immediately rippled, and his figure appeared.

Baizhu looked left and right, perfect!! The right fit is seamless!

The person in the mirror in front of him was exactly the same as usual, so much so that Baizhu didn't feel anything wrong at all.

Atractylodes took off the hood and spread its long hair. Baizhu twisted up and fell to the few in front of him, looked at the mirror, and smiled: "My long hair looks like this." He looked at it, and suddenly stopped, "Wait, why is this face in every dream world of mine?" ”

He was stunned for a moment, and shook his head again: "It's really stupid, it's all said to be a dream, could it be something else." ”

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In the past few days, Baizhu was confined to the room, so he asked Xiaoji Qì to call up all the materials from elementary school to university for him, and studied seriously in front of him.

Qinqin was a little surprised, its owner seemed to have really become strange, if it weren't for the identity of the witch, it would not be possible to change, and it thought that the owner had been dropped!

Atractylodes begins with the history of this world. This is an era of the unification of the Star Alliance, and the planet he is on is not the Earth, of course, the Earth exists, but it has been deserted, and now it is used by the Star Alliance to breed giant creatures, like a big livestock farm, and there is no one living in it anymore.

The Alliance is the leading organization of this interstellar organization, and the planet where he is located still maintains the imperial system, and their planet is called Maca, which means earth in the interstellar language. The people on this planet seem to have come from the earth, but Baizhu looks very familiar and the language has not changed, so it has been retained.

The Empire has joined the Alliance, but within the planet, the Empire's system is still retained. Such an approach will inevitably make the alliance unhappy, so all these years, the war of the empire has not stopped, and the border is always in flames.

Empire and alliance, in the context of this future big interstellar, it is really difficult to say which system is suitable. It's just that the imperial system relies on a wise royal family, while the alliance system relies on an alliance of 100 people. However, it is said that there are 100 people, and it is difficult to make decisions every year, and the power is scattered, and the speed of issuance is slow, and the empire has developed more and more rapidly in recent years, and the alliance has stagnated on the surface.

It is difficult for a growing empire to survive under the provocation of the surrounding planet without force, which is why the empire stipulates that the children of officials must have one to go to military school and join the army.

Bai Zhu looked at the information and took a sip of the future drink that Qin Qin provided him.

It's okay~

I just went to a military school~

Atractylodes stood up and did a stretch. He felt that he was full of strength, and the military school was just running, standing in a military posture, and training a little harder, what was there!

You don't see, when he ran 3000 meters, he was as easy as lifting a feather~

And now that the wig is worn, the hair problem is easily solved~-Hey, I really don't know what the original residents of this body think, so stupid that they didn't think about wearing a wig? Do you want to die or live~Is this solved soon~?

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A few days later, the door finally opened. His father stared at his hair without saying a word for a while, then packed him and his salute into the car, left behind the diligent little machine qì who had been dependent on him for the past few days, and flew to the sky above the military academy.

Fortunately, there was no airdrop

Bai Shu followed his father out of the car, and they were greeted by a man wearing a silver-white military hat and a silver-white military uniform, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a tall nose bridge, thin lips, and a cold expression, which was so cool that it was boundless! He wore white gloves, clenched his right hand into a fist, and saluted against his left shoulder: "Marshal." ”

"Major General Sikong, this is the dog. I've given it to you, just hit and scold! Make sure he becomes a qualified soldier! ”

The man looked him up and down and frowned: "Not everyone can come in here. ”

"I know, I know. No, for my sake."

"Marshal." The man interrupted him, "Forgive me for being rude. The Imperial School is the best military school in the whole empire, and the annual entrance examination is also the most rigorous. Ling Lang's physique is not up to standard in the eyes of the next. If he is recruited, he will definitely lose a student who should be excellent. - If the marshal insists on letting him in, he can go to other instructors, and I only accept top students. ”

"Young Marshal Sikong." His father's expression also became slightly stern, "Baizhu is my only son, and he will inherit my career in the future." only hates the busy front-line affairs over the years, and Neiko neglects to discipline, so that he will become what he is now. ――You're the best trainer here, so please do me a favor. I have already agreed with the principal that I can add an extra place. ”

"Marshal White." Major General Sikong was a little helpless, "Ling Lang's body is really not suitable, not to mention whether the airborne person will cause the disgust of all the students, just talk about Ling Lang himself, the training intensity of my subordinates is extremely high, I'm afraid I won't be able to persevere." ”

"It's fine. Just practice to the death! It's okay! ”

Major General Sikong looked at Baizhu: "Didn't the little young master say something?" He was counting on the little young master with fine skin and tender meat to be scared to quit.

"I don't care," Baizhu said indifferently. It doesn't hurt him to read the military school or not.

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"That's it." Marshal Bai laughed, "In this case, the dog has entrusted it to you, and if you are disobedient, you will be taught a lesson-Baizhu!" Can't train muscles! Don't want to come back! ”

With that, he got in the car and drove away.

Major General Sikong was very distraught.

"You" Sikong looked at Baizhu, his eyes on his hair for a moment, "You come with me." ”

In the office, a figure was sleeping on a chair with his hands and feet stretched out, drooping, and the clothes on his chest were not buttoned, allowing it to open wildly, revealing his strong abdominal muscles, and a paper book that he didn't know what was covering his face, snoring loudly.

"Xiao Nanzhang! Xiao Nanzhang! Sikong exclaimed.

"Huh?" The sleeping man sat up vaguely, the book slid down his face, and he held it casually, "What's wrong?" Pushed it off? ”

"I didn't push it off," Sikong said, "You also know how much Marshal Bai's army has supported us, especially the combat assistance on the Cave Star last time, with these kindnesses, it's really hard to push"

"Hmm." The man had a handsome face as sharp and angular as a carving, a handsome sword eyebrows that flew obliquely into the sideburns, slender black eyes containing sharp eyes, thin and lightly pursed lips, and suddenly hooked a smile, "This is the little young master?" Ha ha! What's going on? Still wearing a wig? Bald or sissy? - Take him to shaving! ”

Baizhu didn't expect to be dismantled so quickly, and was instantly stunned.

Sikong next to him took off his wig, and the dark clouds hung down like a waterfall.

The person on the other side was stunned: "Female? ”