1. Make a crossing of death
Chapter 1: The Crossing of Death
Jin Ke is a typical science man. Although he didn't soak in the sea of questions and engage in the tactics of the sea of questions like other students, he couldn't get rid of the fate of sprinting for the college entrance examination every day, and practiced his thinking as a science student - simple.
After the college entrance examination, Jin Ke, who was finally liberated, found that the book tearing conference after the college entrance examination in the movie novel would not appear in reality at all, okay? At the very least, it won't be in their school.
Their school is also a provincial focus, but it is a provincial focus. In Province H, schools like theirs do not have a tradition of giving students a holiday before the college entrance examination to adjust their mood. X Middle School is also a full-boarding school. stayed in school for 40 days in a row, and finally finished the exam and was able to go home, who still has the leisure to tear up books?
In short, after the end of the panicked college entrance examination, the "newspaper" action after the end of the college entrance examination that everyone had hoped for was not implemented.
In the haze, Jin Ke left his alma mater, X Middle School, where he had lived for three years.
During the three-month summer vacation after the college entrance examination, Jin Ke stayed at home. No way, the weather in June in the north is too hot, and few people will go out and wander around.
You asked Jin Ke, a young man, why didn't he go out to travel for a few days after the college entrance examination? Hehe, Jin Ke is a wonderful, a good young man living in the new century, but he is a means of transportation in modern society, and he is also a road idiot. If he goes out, he will probably either faint to death or lose himself.
Of course, the summer vacation after the college entrance examination is definitely not nothing, there is one thing that can be comparable to the college entrance examination or even more important than the college entrance examination, that is-filling in the volunteers. It is often said that it is better to report well than to do well in the exam. Since this sentence exists, there must be a reason for its existence, and it has been verified by countless people.
Jin Ke is the youngest child in their life, and he only has two younger brothers who are one year and two years younger, and the remaining brothers and sisters. Therefore, Jin Ke reported that he didn't have to think about volunteering to choose a major, and his brothers and sisters were all contracted.
Jin Ke is wonderful, not just in terms of motion sickness and road idiot. He is a science student, but his favorite subject is not physics and chemistry, his favorite subject is history. When it came time to choose a major in college, he didn't want to study for boys in science and engineering, such as mechanical engineering or construction engineering, but wanted to apply for humanities and history. As you can imagine, Jin Ke's mentions were ruthlessly dismissed.
In the end, under the oppression of his older brothers and sisters, Jin Ke was overwhelmed but helpless and chose a more popular major - business administration
Jin Ke's temperament is hearty and generous to say it well, but if it doesn't sound good, it is a mistake. However, in a place like the north, Jin Ke's temperament is still very open. This can be seen from his popularity in high school. Therefore, in college, Jin Ke had a very good relationship with his classmates and roommates, so good that his roommates would bring him food without complaints, call him by name, and borrow his notes for the exam. With such good roommates, Jin Ke's house attributes were exposed in this way, and he went all the way in the direction of dying if he didn't stay home, and he would never look back.
What are college otaku doing? It's usually masturbation. Oh, don't be too dirty! This masturbation is not to say that Jin Ke is doing anything unsightly in the dormitory, he is playing this popular game of college students.
This game is not to say how much to exercise a person's ability to play games, but it can definitely exercise people's ability to type and scold.
Before Jin Ke went to college, although he was not a new generation of good teenagers, he was also a young boy who couldn't say a few dirty words. However, since there is masturbation, Jin Ke will unconsciously pop out words similar to "", "get rough", "stupid X" and the like when he is in a hurry. These weren't infected to him by his roommates, they were completely brought out by Jin Ke on masturbation. It can be seen that masturbation really has its own magic.
It was a Monday, and it was the day when the first-year students were in full school. Jin Ke is certainly no exception. But Jin Ke skipped class again because he was buried in the dormitory to play games.
Jin Ke's hands are not very coordinated, so he will always die inexplicably when farming monsters in the game, and he is a famous pig teammate. No, Jin Ke died in the game again, and a large number of people who were affected by Jin Ke's death scolded him.
"I'm a Worm"
"you XX"
"Stupid like this, dare to come and play!"
"You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste RMB when you're half-dead"
Your life can be summed up in eight words - the absurdity of life and the nest of death!"
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It stands to reason that Jin Ke should be in the habit of being scolded. But it's a pity that Jin Ke didn't practice a "sword and gun, scolding" King Kong incorruptible body. Every time Jin Ke was scolded, he would fight back in an instant.
"As far as your thoughts go, you roll away; Roll as fast as the speed of light! β
"There are so many weapons in my country, you don't want to learn, learn swords. If you don't learn to go to the sword, you have to learn the drunken sword. Sword iron, you don't learn to learn silver sword! Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the sword man. Fuck, a bunch of sluts! β
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Jin Ke scolded sentence by sentence, getting more and more excited, and the stools sitting under his buttocks seemed to be infected by the owner, grinding the ground with "stinging and stinging", making unpleasant sounds.
"Bang ββ!" Suddenly, there was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground. "Forehead~~~~~~~" Then, a muffled snort was heard.
It turned out that Jin Ke tripped himself and his stool under the excitement of a moment, and the stool fell down by himself and smashed on himself.
Jin Ke was knocked unconscious by himself, and before fainting, Jin Ke also said: ", what the hell is this?" β
When he woke up again, Jin Ke found that he didn't know his dormitory.
Jin Ke's dormitory is obviously a four-person dormitory with beds and tables. Although he also fantasized about living in a luxurious single bed, it was obvious that H University did not give him a single room so high-end.
But how did you wake up and live in a single bed? Or not wake up but faint and wake up.
Jin Ke looked around, the room was very beautiful and gorgeous, so beautiful that it was unreal. Hey? How does it feel like it's antique? The wooden doors and windows and the wooden cabinets with patterns. , is this someone doing Lao Tzu or Lao Tzu really crossing? Mom! Where are you? What the hell is this place?!!!
It turned out that Jin Ke's otaku's intuition was absolutely not wrong! He's just wearingβthe moreβ! The reason why Jin Ke confirmed his guess was entirely because not long after he woke up, a man with beaded feet, a golden waist and jade waist, and a crown of clothes and shoes walked into his room, bowed over and said, "Sir, is you awake from drinking?" β
Mr? Mr? Mr!!!
After hearing Mr., Jin Ke walked away: The master has really crossed over! Why did the master cross it? The master is obviously living a good life in modern times, why did he cross over? Moreover, where did the master travel to? What age? Although I like history, history is really bad!!!
Jin Ke pretended to cough dryly twice, turned his hands behind his back, and said, "It's okay." What time is it? β
The man said, "It's just past noon!" β
"I'm not asking what time it is! Oh! No! I'm not asking you the time, I'm asking you the age! Jin Ke said a little anxiously.
"It seems that the gentleman is really drunk and confused! It is now the twenty-eighth year of the reign of the Great King! β
Jin Ke was a little speechless, what does it mean that the king has reigned for twenty-eight years? The ghost knows who your king is! In other words, the heroines of those novels who travel through time ask a person what year it is, and they know where they are, how good is history?
Jin Ke's crazy questions and complaints in his heart were naturally not seen by others. Jin Ke just rubbed his head with his hand and said, "Maybe I've really overdrunked it." A little dizzy! Alright, you go down first! β
Afraid of being seen through, Jin Ke took that person away.
When the man walked away, Jin Ke said, "It seems that I still have to figure out which dynasty and which generation this is!" β
Jin Ke has never been in shape, so he walked directly to the bed and went backwards. He thought he would lie on the soft bed, but with a "bump", he hit the hard bed and fainted miserably. Why were beds so hard in ancient times? Is it not scientific at all?
Fortunately, the collision was not heavy, and Jin Ke woke up quickly. It's just that this time he fainted and woke up again, and Jin Ke didn't have good luck to wear it back.
Jin Ke didn't dare to touch his fragile head, and walked to the place where there was a mirror in the room. Jin Ke, who came through the crossing, hasn't seen himself yet.
On the table was a bronze mirror. The bronze mirror is not as translucent as the glass mirror, and it can only reflect the shadow of the individual, which is very blurry.
The appearance of the person in the mirror, Jin Ke is no stranger. The man looked very similar to him, and could even be said to be exactly the same, except that his eyes were missing a pair of thick glasses frames, and his beard was renewed, which gave him a little more mature feeling. So, is this soul or body? Or is this actually my past life? It seems that his past life was not bad! There are still people who call themselves sir! Jin Ke himself was a little happy in his heart, but only a little.
But looking at that handful of beard, Jin Ke was a little concerned. Jin Ke was born white since he was a child, and his face is still very clean at the age of twenty. suddenly grew such a small handful of beards, Jin Ke said that he couldn't accept it.
Jin Ke, who couldn't accept it, began to seem to be looking for a knife that could shave off his beard. Soon, Jin Ke found a dull-looking small blade and shaved his beard with it.
Soon, a fair and beautiful young man appeared in the mirror. Jin Ke felt that he was still a little handsome like this.