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I wore a Panama hat on my head, black toad glasses, Cuban cigars in my mouth, an Armani suit on top, denim shorts on the bottom, and beach slippers on my feet. This outfit captures the essence of mash-up, how messy it is.

Kicking over the chair in front of me, I sat down on the familiar podium: "It's a meeting!" The comrades who played with their mobile phones put it away, Miao Lemi put down my PSP, stopped writing things, and looked up at Lao Tzu! ”

The students looked at me in a cold sweat, and they looked at me with bewildered expressions, wondering what their unreliable teacher wanted to do.

"As my first large-scale event in office, we must make a performance in the class culture street, or the old immortal chairman of the board of directors will have to nag me - rest assured, even if you get the last place, the chairman will not dare to fire me, so please give up the idea of deliberately losing the competition, I am much more stubborn than you think. Unless you leave Class T in the past three years, you will never be able to escape from my clutches. Today we have this meeting to discuss the decoration style of our class! Lao Tzu has long seen that this class is not pleasing to the eye, so let's take this opportunity to decorate it. Of course, the laborers are you, don't try to hire laborers, fitters, and shavers, starting next week, you can become full-time decorators, don't complain about being tired, this is to train you. You have to understand my painstaking efforts! "My disgusting expression for you makes everyone very unhappy, I guess they are scolding me in their hearts, but I don't care, I'm angry with you!

"If you want to decorate, you have to have a decoration style, we have a democratic and centralized discussion about the style of decoration, and students with ideas can put forward your ideas, do you have anything to say?" I asked with a smile.

The ponytail class leader raised his hand: "Teacher, the classroom is our learning environment, we can cultivate green plants to purify the air and protect our eyes, we can decorate it in the style of a forest, and the classroom walls can be covered with natural vines, so that we feel as if we are in natural oxygen, my concept is to return to nature, but man and nature are one, the upper body is the heart of heaven, and the unity of heaven and man"

"Okay, is there anyone else you'd like to talk to?" I asked.

Little Four Eyes stood up: "Teacher, I think we can decorate the classroom into the style of a library, so that we can be in the ocean of books and the world of knowledge."

"Cards! Your opinion dismissed! Lao Tzu finally controlled your reading time, and you still want to play a roundabout game with Lao Tzu? I sneered.

Panda stood up: "Teacher, I tend to the style of the future world, the walls and floors are made of pure metal, and the interior is dominated by cold light, reflecting the theme of knowledge for creating the future of zào. If we want to participate in the competition, we must have a theme, and I think the theme of science fiction in the future is in line with the internal requirements of the school cultural festival, which can allow us to get more impression points. ”

"Well, it's kind of interesting, let me think twice" I touched my chin and thought, "Is there anyone else you want to say?" ”

At this time, a girl stood up: "Teacher, I think the connotation of Chinese culture lies in the inclusiveness of all rivers, so we have to show the characteristics of foreign styles, I can decorate it in British style, low-key luxury has connotation, crazy and cool hanging sky"

"Stop killing England or something, Lao Tzumu has a good feeling, deduct an hour of reading time" I said expressionlessly, "Is there anyone else you want to say?" ”

I took a cigar in my mouth and asked as if I was a big guy, "If you don't say anything else, I'll just name it!" ”

The mask girl stood up and said, "Teacher, do you have any ideas?" We'd like to hear what you think. ”

Clever! This kid has a future! Knowing the intention of catering to the leader, reward her as a class leader: "What is your name as a female classmate with a mask?" ”

The mask girl was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "My name is Li Hongyan, please call my name next time."

"Okay, mask girl, got it - mask girl" I said lazily.

"Everyone's said very good, then let me tell me my thoughts, we have gathered from all over the world to Aihua High School, what is this? It's fate! We are brothers and sisters, and I think that the classroom should be decorated in the style of Liangshan - ancient style! As a Chinese, the last thing you should do is forget your roots! You are going to go abroad in the future, I want you to remember that your roots are China, your mind is Chinese culture, I don't want to see you in a few years later, you have become a yellow-skinned and white-hearted fake foreign devil, please don't call me a teacher at that time - I never be a teacher for foreigners! Well, if you don't have an opinion, you can use my plan, so happily decided! I smirked.

At this time, the ponytail dead-eyed squad leader stood up: "Teacher, didn't you say that you want to make a decision on democratic centralism?" You didn't even vote, you just decided? ”

I smiled and said, "Yes! It's democratic centralism! Do you know what democratic centralism is? I will teach you a good lesson for the teacher, so that you know what democratic centralism is! You guys, too young, too simple! ”

I stood up, walked to the middle of the classroom with a cigarette in my mouth, and smiled evilly: "Did I let you speak?" ”

"Yes," the children replied depressedly.

"Yes, you have already expressed your voice, your democracy has been given to you, how you express it is your business, how I decide is my business, this world is like this, it is always a few people who decide the direction - and I am the minority children who have power, don't believe in democracy, this game should fool the people - the politician's favorite thing is to rape public opinion, the higher the status of the politician's rape posture, the more presumptuous the posture of the rape, you will be the elite of society in the future, This is the first lesson given to you by the teacher - don't be superstitious about the rules, you have to create your own zào rules made, I can't make up this chicken soup for the soul, you can make up the rest by yourself! That's what I mean, I can understand how much it depends on you - everyone is a top person, and you who can understand "A Brief History of Time" can definitely understand this point of truth! I smiled and swayed out of the classroom, quite looking up to the sky and laughing out of the door, my generation is not the Basil people's ambition is fierce.

The children looked at my back and felt the mountains look up, and there was a feeling of tears in their eyes when they looked at my body soaked in the setting sun. The picture is so beautiful and moving, I turned a corner and disappeared in the doorway, and I seemed to hear the voice at the tip of my ear: "Pretending to be a criminal"

"Teacher Yang just raped public opinion like this?" Lori Huang, who had just been unraveled by her classmates, said in surprise.

"What can I do? Brother Meng is the big brother! You have to listen to other people's land, don't you? Liangshan Juyi Hall is also good, we will also be live bandits when we go out in the future, whoever bullies us will report the name of Teacher Yang, who will make him the eldest brother! The little fat man rubbed the belly of the strangled mark and complained.

"And what are we called? Thirty-six Tiangang, seventy-two earthly evil? Lori Huang asked.

At this time, the class leader interjected: "No, there are fifty-two students in our class, what does the number of teachers look like?" ”

Everyone scratched their heads: "Class leader, hurry up!" ”

The ponytail squad leader took out a deck of playing cards and shuffled the cards into pieces like flowing water: "Come, comrades, let's draw lots!" The king is a Meng Meng teacher, let's draw the rest, we will be brothers and sisters in the future, it is a deck of cards in the poker, which card is drawn that number is your code name for three years of high school! ”

The children immediately surrounded the ponytail class leader and drew their own playing cards, and since then, the four major organizations of the black and red flower pieces of the T class have appeared in the rivers and lakes, and the legend of Aihua has been born

(End of the play)

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