52. The final judicial interpretation of halal belongs to Mr. Simo
Mr. Seamus did not have a seizure on the spot, did not use halal, yes, did not use. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info just kidding, this is a whisperer! This is the whisperer of the Order and the Amalgam, this is a walking nugget of humanoid!
It's like if one day you make a soft girl out of countless soft girl coins, and then this soft girl can move on her own, go to the street by herself, and hit you on the street, will you find a lighter to set her on fire?
No, no one, right?
Neither will Mr. Seamus, he will just gentlemanly take that soft girl... The coin was picked up, and then gentlemanly invited her to lunch (the kind with spices), and gentlemanly drove her drunken to the desert, and then gentlemanly γγγγγγ her Well.
So how could Mr. Seamus be angry with Miss Chidori, who is beautiful and cute, and exudes gold all over her body? Hahaha!
Especially when Chidori-chan has sincerely bowed and apologized repeatedly. Hahaha!
[Little Niangpi, you just wait for me to eat and vomit all that day! ] Mr. Seamus, who weighed more than Maimang, swore secretly, and sat down.
The classroom fell silent again, and then, after about 10 minutes (to organize a young teacher with a gloomy life to create incomplete combustion and carbon monoxide indoors), everyone began to introduce themselves under the organization of the desperate teacher who had regained his strength.
And everything that follows is calm and lackluster.
Even a perverted person like an amalgam is just under the leadership of the dead sister, and he turned his self-introduction into a speech about how much he likes his sister.
Although judging by the effect of the speech, the average student still paid serious attention to their group of guys (for watching perverts).
But for a person like Mr. Seamus who often attends amalgam internal (male-only) meetings, the declaration of "Gentlemen, My Favorite Sister", although it was shocking to hear it for the first time, but after listening to it a lot, it can only become a feeling like "Ah~ here again".
The only thing that makes Mr. Seamus a little unbelievable is how the hell does Takasaka's dead sister control manage to repeat the same content a thousand times and still be so passionate every time?
Blandness and boredom are Mr. Seamo's only comments on the first class meeting.
Verbose and incomprehensible are Mr. Seamus's most accurate compliments for it.
Finally, when a fat man named Li Weizhong didn't know what it was, he shamelessly shouted: "I'm not interested in ordinary, if there is Chu Bai among you, a muscular bald guy, and a futa, come to me." Then Mr. Seamus stood up in the eager gaze of the big guy.
Note that there is not the slightest bit of hyperbole, but people are really looking forward to Mr. Seamus's self-introduction.
Hey? Does everyone like Mr. Seamus very much?
No, it's not.
You know, even though there are only 39 people in the class, including Mr. Desperate, if each person takes a minute or two to introduce themselves or even a sentence, it will only take about an hour.
But the perverts who write amalgam and read as sisters in the concentration camp each talk about their sisters for at least 30 minutes!
So now the time has long passed the meal, if you think about the long journey that everyone got up early in the morning and spent a lot of energyγγγγγγ
So when Mr. Seamus, who was sitting in the last row by the window, stood up, didn't it mean that the bugle for lunch had been sounded?
For this point, the bursts of "thunder" in his ears Mr. Simo, who has not stopped since just now, of course knows it clearly, and he even clearly saw the group of people who were accused by Takasaka's dead sister, "You girl, hurry up!" "Threatening eyes.
But when has Mr. Seamus ever been afraid of someone else's threat?
Besides, if it weren't for the dead sister who was wasting their own time, how could they drag everyone down to starve and be unlucky?
Anyway, Mr. Seamus is a person who has to spend Ramadan once a year, he is not in a hurry, he is really not in a hurry at all.
Do you know how to save energy during Ramadan? How about not making yourself feel hungry?
Of course, it's in slow motion~
So in everyone's anxious and expectant eyes, Mr. Seamus took 10 seconds to stand up, 10 seconds to look around, 5 seconds to look at Takasaka and smile at him for 5 seconds, then spent another 10 seconds to look at the teacher and nodded to him, and finally took two seconds to clear his throat.
[Mad's retarded! Say it quickly! γX37
"In Lower Seamo."
Mr. Seamus stopped after saying a word, and just when everyone thought that Mr. Seamus had and only had this one introduction, and even Chidoriya was already ready to cheer (after all, that folding fan was also very tiring), the mentally handicapped Mr. Seamus actually spoke again!
And as soon as this sentence came out, the joyful expressions of some people froze directly on their faces.
What did I just hear? What did the retarded man named Seamus say? How many people couldn't help but ask themselves in their hearts, until they heard Mr. Seamus repeating clearly: "Yes, that's right, I'm a Mu Slin." A fighter from Afghanistan.
So, I hate it most when someone is not dignified when I speak, because that's not halal at all.
Do you know what Halal is? You don't know, I know you don't, because you're not Mu Slin, but I am.
So I am obligated to let you know that if you are not halal, it will be jihad!
A holy war waged to defend the faith, to uphold justice!
I love the neatly arranged C4s that set off a string of fireworks that blow up all the halal stuff with a bang, and when they are blown into the air and then swept into a hornet's nest by the fragments of the bomb, my heart dances with excitement!
I love burying small gifts for travelers on the side of the road! When those Bretanian GIs who did not obey the traffic rules rushed out of the burning car and accidentally stepped on another small gift, my mood at this moment was really infinitely happy!
I like to mercifully serve the Last Supper to the traitors who are about to atone for their sins, and although it is just a few simple drinks, you can't imagine how happy the sound is when Coca-Cola and a large amount of Mentos build up in the stomach juices and intestines!
So don't hug and hug in front of me, you must know that impure alien ** is not halal at all.
Don't make noise in front of me, because the real Muslin usually likes to be quiet except for enjoying the hustle and bustle of fireworks.
And don't overdecorate yourself for the sake of luxury, wealth, and power. (At this time, Mr. Seamus deliberately glanced at the kidney 8 in Levi's fat man's hand, although it was broken, but it still scared Levi's middle man and shivered)
BUT IF SOMEONE IS WILLING TO GIVE ME A NOTE7, I'LL BE HAPPY. β
After saying that, Mr. Seamus happily tossed the phone he was holding so that everyone could see it.