"Ding, congratulations to the host Lucky Charm has been activated for an hour, and the effect of Heavenly Disaster is being eliminated. ”

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"Ding, congratulations to the host Lucky Charm for two hours, and the effect of Heavenly Misfortune has been removed. ”

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"Ding, congratulations to the host Lucky Charm for being activated for an hour, and the effect of the Heavenly Disaster has been completely transferred to Taiqin, who currently has the highest hatred value for the host, and has begun to gradually affect it. ”

In just three hours, the system sent a wrong system notification to Ikyu in three time periods, but unfortunately, Ikyu thought that he was a "beautiful man" and had to sleep more when he was free.

As a result, all three notifications were perfectly missed in his stupor.

But Tai Biao will not miss this "excellent" opportunity, the river where he capsized is no more than his waist, and he can't drown himself at all, and he has just stood up.

Suddenly, an old man shouted in a very anxious distance, "Man, flash quickly, it's too late!"

All right!

Before Tai Biao could react, a small boat with a tin shell grazed the edge of his side, and before he could dodge, his right arm was hit by a spar-driven steamer.

Then, Tai Biao let out a miserable howl with his right arm, and his whole body fell into the water diagonally.

When he woke up again, he found an old uncle, pouting, slowly approaching him, this posture was artificial respiration.

It's so fragrant.

Tai Biao was so frightened that he woke up suddenly, and he wanted to push away the "warm-hearted" uncle with both hands, but he just wanted to raise his hand, his right arm was sore, his expression twitched, but his hands couldn't lift it.

As a result, the uncle took a look at it and thought that Tai Biao might be worried about his life, so he worked harder, first according to the soil method, and hammered Tai Biao's chest a few times, almost making him spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

"Bang, bang, bang", Tai Biao's chest was strong and received a few heavy punches from the old man, and a lot of water squirted out, this chest was hot, seeing that the uncle wanted to come again, Tai Biao's eyes were full of tears and begged.

"Uncle, I beg you, don't hammer it, okay? If I don't die, I will be seriously injured by you, uncle, ah!"

As a result, the uncle was slightly surprised, smiled very embarrassedly, looked at Tai Biao with a bitter face, and then said apologetically with a rustic atmosphere.

"Isn't this also worried about you, uncle, don't blame uncle, in order to show his apology to you, uncle decided to send you home for free without charging a penny," said the uncle, pointing to the boat that was still floating on the stream.

Tai Biao frowned, looked at the small boat, and was stunned in his heart, seeing that he seemed to be in the water today, and he would die if he made it up, so his face turned dark, and he took out his short knife and said fiercely to the uncle.

"Get out of here. ”

Uncle originally wanted to say something, but when he saw the shiny short knife in Tai Biao's hand, he slipped into the smoke, jumped on the boat and actually left??

The uncle is gone, but he still has to go back, Tai Biao can't move his right hand now, but his legs are still alive.

Coincidentally, Tai Biao actually saw a pair of "skateboard kids" on the side of the road in the distance, well, a pair of skates, he wore these shoes, all the way on the relatively uneven dirt road, all the way to the bumpy road, and finally at a quarter past four in the afternoon, came to the outside of the rock fire city.

Changing into his own shoes, Tai Biao suffered from the gossip and contempt of others all the way, covered his yellowed pants, ran all the way home, and put on a new pair of pants!

Taypy's idea is not why he is so unlucky today, but how to solve the problem of debt, and his answer is only one His old son Taylor is the trick to solve all these problems.

He made up his mind in his heart, he wanted to go to the Golden Cicada Temple to ask his old man for money!! and later he thought of the Amitabha Buddha statue in the Golden Cicada Temple, as well as the treasures that people passed down by word of mouth.

At that moment, he was punished by his evil deeds yesterday, but he didn't know how to restrain himself, and even prepared a short knife, found a set of dark clothes, and was waiting for ten o'clock at night.

At six o'clock, the sun was slowly setting in the sky, and Tai Biao stood in the grass hundreds of miles away from the Golden Cicada Temple, looking at the mountain spring slowly flowing down the mountain, and the sound of chanting that could be heard from time to time.

His heart was indeed looking forward to this operation more and more.

After a while, Tai Biao suddenly felt a surge in his stomach, and he wanted to endure it so that he would not expose his whereabouts, but the more he endured it, the more his stomach hurt.

In the case of unbearable circumstances, Tai Biao is currently a thief, not going to the Buddhist hall and the abbot Zen temple, but to a place called the clean room, which is also known as the toilet in the world.

Taibiao may have been frightened by today's encounter, and the "WC" special paper really brought a lot, so he quickly slipped towards the clean room.

The clean room of the Golden Cicada Temple sounds good, but in fact, in fact, it is more than a dozen small thatched houses connected together, and the middle is cut off with thatch, in order to avoid suspicion, it is also specially divided into two areas for men and women.

But which area is the same, the internal structure of each clean room is almost the same, one and a half meters in a square circle, there is a wood, a wooden scoop, and everyone squats where the foothold is composed of two wooden planks, suspended in the middle.

This structure is somewhat similar to the toilet that has been eliminated for twenty or thirty years in the previous life.

However, this kind of thing is still very popular in the lower classes of Atlantis, and the original design of Ikyu was the kind of high-end clean room, at least in the future, an automatic flushing toilet must be arranged.

But many people collectively opposed this matter, including those craftsmen who said that many people could not afford to use it and could not use it.

It's really a matter of physiological habits.,It's like getting used to eating a kind of food.,Eat it all your life.,But suddenly change another kind of food.,I think no one can eat it.。。

As for the danger, Gong Hong said that she uses the best materials, and there are generally no accidents unless there are "exceptional" circumstances.

However, Tai Biao took off his pants, just came and squatted down, pulling hard.

At this time, Doom began to smile badly again!

After solving the internal emergency, Tae-biao had just breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly, the left hand that had not been wrong with bad luck suddenly had a convulsion.

At the same time, he just stood up, due to a long time of squatting, both legs were in an extremely soreness state, resulting in a sudden upright, the soles of his feet slipped again, but his right hand was already useless, he could only throw away the straw paper on his left hand, reach out and pull the cement board, and then turned the corner.

However, all the straw paper of Taibiao was sacrificed!

With tears in his eyes, Tae-biao knocked on his head and muttered to himself, "What did I do today?"

Tai Biao hurriedly touched his pockets again. Suddenly, he felt a sponge-like thing in the pocket of his underwear!

"What is this?" said Tai Biao, quickly pulling out the lump, "Ahhh

"There's no end to it!," Tae-pyo laughed out loud in the toilet.

Immediately, Tai Biao's laughter suddenly stopped, and he subconsciously looked at the soles of his feet, only to hear a click, and the two planks he stepped on with his legs actually cracked two gaps without warning, and then, these two gaps expanded from the edge to the whole area in half a second.

The two planks, which were originally completely unbreakable in terms of the concept of setting, were broken at this moment.

Tai Biao screamed and fell silently into the pit below.

Tai Biao went completely insane, he struggled desperately, trying to break free from the viscous special compounds that bound his body around him, only to find that the more he struggled, the faster he sank, and finally half a minute later, the mysterious liquid overflowed his chin.

Immediately, Wukong walked outside the clean room at some point and asked suspiciously.

"Is there a donor? At this time, the temple is closed, if there is a special reason, the donor has not left, but only a small monk. ”

When Taibiao heard this, his savior finally came, so he desperately opened his mouth and shouted at his superiors.

"Quack, quack, quack. Tai Biao was stunned, not knowing why he was talking like a frog, but he tried a few times and still did so.

And Wukong didn't care, he really thought it was a frog in the field calling around, so he walked away.

Taibiao was able to notice him, and the time for disaster to fall from the sky was not yet there, so he stayed in this magical place until the next morning...