228. Magical Girl? Tile Daxi? (It's not perverted~)
Seamus had a dream~
In the dream, he returned to Ashford Academy.
He rescued Mr. Hei easily and happily, not only restored the latter's memory, but also helped Lelouch recover the body of an octopus. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Well, sure enough, it was the tentacles that made Seamus more familiar.
Yo Xi ~ long-lost octopus roast, don't you take it while it's hot?
As a result, as soon as the words came out, Louise jumped out and quit, Tapassa jumped out and quit, and Anrietta jumped out and quit。。。。。。
Ignore them and just want to have a fight with this dead octopus?
How can this be!
So, the octopus withdraws, and Seamus and the witches fight.
As a result, he punched the duchess, stepped on the pretty queen, punched the flesh, and the flesh hurt, and told them what was the right posture to greet the head of the family.
Beat them up and screamed (no fog), and as a result, this call attracted the big boss behind the scenes.
So Seamus punched and yelled at Mura again, and stepped on Xiao Meiyan, hey, wait, these two guys seem to be the same person? Why are there two?
Seamus realized that he was probably dreaming, and besides, when would he be able to beat Xiao Meiyan?
Well, it doesn't matter, even if it's a dream?
Or it's a dream~
In short, Seamus decided to let himself out a few bad breaths first, and he was talking about it~
As a result, he was not halfway through the show, and ran out of a ring to accuse Seamus of infringing on personal belongings, and said that "even if it is a dream, it cannot infringe on other people's portrait rights".
Made! It's really a small one, an old one, endless!
What do I do in my daydreams? Don't accept the battle!
Mr. Seamus, who was roaring like this, fought again with the Circle Reason, and then Seamus was the only one who felt the pain.
There is really no royal law!
It's obviously in Seamus's own dream, but he was still hanged and beaten, is there any reason for this?
Then the Principle of the Ring shamelessly told Seamus: Heavenly Reason? That's her sister! Dry!
(Fourth tone, related compound: capable).
So angry that Seamo almost vomited three liters of blood.
But he's not someone who gives up so easily, even if it's a nightmare!
Make your own decisions on your own turf, this is Seamus's own dream, if you retreat, how will you train Louise in the future and kill Howl Mula's dream?
It's a pipe dream, but dreams are always there, right? What if it happens?
So, how can you just give up!
This is not a fluke that Seamus uses for self-comfort, but a hope that will not give up until the last moment.
The game, whether it's basketball, tennis, football, or any other killer ball, will come to an end, but as long as you don't give up hope, then there will always be a chance to challenge the next success!
No, the advanced experience of an ancient oriental country tells Seamo: how brave people are, how productive the land is!
Although, this sentence exaggerates a little bit about the role that subjective agency can play in the transformation of the objective material world.
However, if the subjective initiative is applied to the transformation of the subjective idealistic world, then there is no problem, right?
Question 1: What would happen if human beings lost their associations?
Question 2: What happens to humans with associations?
Explode! Reality! Crack! Fantasy!
Delusional it! Delusional it! Delusional it!
With the obsessive desire for victory, delusional delusions! Delusional power that can defeat the Ring and defeat all gods and demons!
Even if he just won in a dream, even if he would disappear when he woke up, Seamus still didn't want to lose!
So, Seamus saw it!
Radiance, a shining light appeared in a place that was originally empty!
At first, it was the size of a grain of rice at the tip of a needle, then it got bigger and bigger, and it got bigger and brighter!
Then, just as Mantou Card exclaims, Howler screams, and Seamus is about to blind the dog's eye, the light disappears and is replaced by a mysterious creature that has never been seen before!
"Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"
Unidentified.Mysterious.Animal, abbreviated as UMA. (It's UMA!) It's UMA! Not UMR! )
This cat-like and rabbit-like thing made Seamus hear a shrill chewing sound as soon as it appeared.
Rumla-san, even if you have good teeth, you don't need to show off here!
However, seeing Xiao Meiyan's performance, Seamus suddenly felt a lot more relieved, but what UMA said made Seamus a little incomprehensible。。。。。。
Magical Girl? Tile Daxi? Happy playing!
As a result, the other party was really not joking, and the little red eyes of Puff Puff said to Seamus seriously: "You want to defeat her, right?" You want power, don't you? So, let's make a contract~ As long as you become a magical girl, you can be given power~"
Magical Girl? The kind of adult woman who leans on a stick and is often accompanied by the existence of the mascot X-beast? I heard that it has recently slowly transformed from a dual-use card to a hard-line combat faction that fights hearts with fists or cannons, and there are even more military-oriented magical girls who directly use shotguns, grenade launchers and other hot weapons.
Oh oh~ It turns out that Howler and Steamed Bun Card both made a fortune from this.
Under the explanation of the enigmatic creature, Seamus once again learns about the sad past of an unlucky boss who was cheated out of money and body by his female employees, and finally fell from a local tyrant who owns the universe and worries about the sustainable development of the whole universe all day to a working boy (Yuanshen's) and a punching bag (Flame Demon's).
Why "again", because the same story, Seamus had heard before, only the differences in the versions were somewhat subtle. But that's not the point.,The point is that if it's this mysterious creature.,Maybe there's really the power to defeat the steamed bun card.,After all, it's a former boss~.
But、Yet、But!
MMP! Labor and management are men!
Although he wants power very much, Seamus said that it is good to be a man in this life!
However, in the face of Seamus's roar, the enigmatic creature was indifferent: "Who said that a man can't be a magical girl?" ”
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Echoes? No, it's not.
Seamus saw the same surprised expression on the faces of Mantouka and Rumla, although the bewilderment on that face was just the brain supplement in Seamus's dream, but he really wanted to find a camera to take it.
However, having said that, this dream is really real, and even the detailed description of the face of the character (villain) is so realistic and in place, it really doesn't lose my brain.
As a result, just when Seamus was so boastful, a salesman, Mystery, began to promote his flagship product with pictures and texts.
"The demand for magic in the multiverse has been in short supply lately, you look at these: Magical Girl Step, Women's Magical Boy, Horse Monkey Magic, Magical Girl PrettyBell。。。。。。 As long as you press a mudra, ahem, I mean the contract, you can have great power like them~"
To be honest, the professionalism and business ability of the fan are still somewhat positive, but 。。。。。。
Forget about the two in the middle, what the hell are the front and tail ones?!
Women's Magical Zombies? Women's brother and coach?
Don't take out such disgusting things and stain your eyes!
But the bad pyramid schemers for the sake of performance are not relenting, and they are pestering Seamus to make him wear that unlucky clothes! He even encouraged the steamed bun card and Rumra to come together to help Simo change! Clothing! Wear! (The latter gladly accepted)
Your sister!
What about your class position? What about your hatred of one day, two places, three rivers and four seas?
Although I know that anything unreasonable in my dreams may appear, don't let me go along with it so easily!
"Don't be a pervert to labor and management!"
Seamus, who felt that his clothes were about to be stripped naked, roared and woke up from his nightmare.
Then he saw it, got angry, and said, "What are you doing?!" ”
Unfamiliar ceiling, Seamus lying on the bed, naked, his clothes torn and thrown aside, Miss Female Researcher kneeling on his waist.
However, in the most incongruous part of the beautiful picture, Miss Tyristina had a sinister smile on her face and the blind thing she was trying to put on Seamus.
Isn't this TM a dress?