The first to steal "a plum" in the rivers and lakes, the evaluation of this person on the rivers and lakes has only twelve words: "The floating plum is dark fragrant, the bottle is clear, the snow is without a trace, and the magic hands are empty." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Rumors in the rivers and lakes: Even if it is the dragon crown jewel of the emperor of the dynasty, the three-mouth guillotine of Kaifeng Mansion, and the plaque in front of the Trap Island Gathering Hall, as long as this person is willing, he can steal it.

Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows: this person has a quirk, and after all the thefts are successful, he will leave a white pink plum blossom as a memory.

Everyone in the rivers and lakes is right: this person is extremely light, stepping on the snow without a trace, and is not inferior to the famous "Royal Cat" Zhanzhao and Jinmao Mouse Baiyutang.

Legend of the rivers and lakes: This person loves wine as much as his life, and where there is good wine, he can find this person.

How much is true and how much is false, no one knows.

But it is rumored that the richest man in Jiangnan once exchanged the best bamboo leaves for the family heirloom treasures stolen by this person.

Since then, all the restaurants in the south of the Yangtze River that have a little confidence have erected a plaque in front of the door, painting a white pink plum blossom, claiming that their good wine has been stolen by "a branch of plum".

For a time, those who came to seek revenge, those who stepped on the door to collect debts, and those who admired and tasted wine, were purely to watch the excitement, and there was an endless stream, and it was the black smoke miasma that tossed the south of the Yangtze River.

In the end, the government must not set a strict order to forcibly remove those plum blossom plaques, so as to eliminate this turmoil.

However, there is still a restaurant in Gangneung Mansion that blatantly erects a plum blossom plaque in disregard of the strict orders of the government, and the government also sends people to forcibly pick it up several times, which is in an uproar. The strange thing is that the plaque was taken away by the government the day before, and the plaque must have returned to the restaurant early the next morning.

The reasons for this are varied.

Everyone knows: this restaurant must be inextricably linked with the "Yizhimei", and the plaque that was removed by the government must have been stolen back by the "Yizhimei".

Whether it is true or not, it is difficult to say.

But if someone is looking for that "plum", they will definitely come to this restaurant.

Today, the plum blossom plaque outside the restaurant is still standing, and the restaurant is still full of guests.

The restaurant is three floors high, standing near the river, sitting and drinking in the building, looking at the willows on the riverside, the river breeze blows, the fragrance of wine is wafting, the silk and bamboo are around the ears, the heart is relaxed and happy, there is the artistic conception of "putting the wine in the wind, the geometry of life". Therefore, this building is named "Linfeng Building".

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At dusk, the lights are on, and the guests in the "Linfeng Building" are like clouds, and it is very lively.

"Xiao Er, add two dishes here!"

"Okay!"

"Little Er, add tea!"

"Wait, the guest officer, I'll be here soon!"

A shopkeeper wrapped in a headscarf flicked a towel and shuttled between the guests, full of promises, so busy that he didn't touch the ground and sweated profusely.

A gust of river breeze blows, bringing a hint of coolness and a wisp of fragrance.

The fragrance is elegant and light, secluded and clear, and contains a trace of grass aroma, like plum reflecting snow, and like spring peach blooming, trance-like mind.

Everyone in the "Linfeng Building" looked out of the gate to find the source of the fragrance.

I saw two people walking slowly in the distance, one in plain snow white clothes and the other in elegant blue shirts.

Look at the person who walked forward, fluttering in white, handsome and elegant, a pair of peach blossom eyes, the wind is clear, and she is a beautiful woman. If it weren't for the heroic spirit between the eyebrows to show this person's man's body, he would have thought that this person was a peerless beauty.

The person who walked behind, the blue shirt was long, elegant and handsome, heroic, a pair of black eyes were as clear as water, and in the blink of an eye, the streamer flickered, like a bright star.

For a while, everyone was dumbfounded, and even the usually delicate shopkeeper stood in place, forgetting to come forward to say hello.

Everyone has the same heart, so fragrant, so temperamental, these two are not immortals?

"Hey...... Little second brother, have you seen enough...... If you've seen enough, beckon us to sit down...... starve to death......" Suddenly, a weak voice interrupted everyone's reverie.

Everyone's eyes moved downward, only to find that the two immortals were also accompanied by a young man, dressed in gray, with thin eyes and a pale face, waving at the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper came back to his senses at this time, hurriedly put on a smiling face, waved his handkerchief and said loudly: "Two...... Three masters, upstairs, please-"

With that, he trotted all the way upstairs.

The young man in gray hurriedly followed, and the young man in white glanced at the man in blue behind him, hooked his lips and smiled, and followed.

The last man in blue glanced at the two people in front of him before slowly moving away at an incredibly slow speed.

As soon as his body moved, the fragrance came to his face, making everyone's hearts flutter. Only then did everyone understand that this elegant young man was the source of the fragrance, and they couldn't help but be amazed.

"Oh, a big man, why is he like a girl?" Someone sneered.

As soon as these words came out, they immediately caused a burst of angry scolding:

"What do you know, what kind of person is this called what kind of incense, just by virtue of this person's superb demeanor, with such noble incense, that is one word: absolute!"

"That is, how can a layman like you know the mystery of this elegance?!"

"If you don't understand, don't shout!"

I don't know if it was that sour Xiucai who actually improvised a poem:

"The wind blows the trees all over the store...... Wonderful, wonderful! ”

The blue-shirted man suddenly took shape, the temperature around him dropped suddenly, and an inexplicable cold wind whistled, and everyone was shocked.

Suddenly, the figure in front of him flashed, and I saw that the young man who had just gone upstairs rushed down again, shouting in his mouth, "Exhibition...... Cough, that son, as the saying goes, people are iron, rice is steel, if you don't eat a meal, you'll be hungry, let's eat first, eat first! Then he dragged the young man in blue upstairs.

The people downstairs actually had the illusion that they had just turned around from the ghost gate.

"Teach the disciples five times, smash seven tea stall tables, and crush twelve tea bowls...... Cat-sama, you've been so busy along the way! ”

Bai Yutang rested one foot on the armrest of the wooden chair, knocked his fingers on the tabletop, looked at Zhanzhao and smiled.

Zhan Zhao on the other side glared at Bai Yutang directly, and said coldly: "Brother Bai, don't forget, there are two groups of disciples who are coming for Brother Bai!" ”

Bai Yutang's smiling face stiffened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he glared at Shao Jiajin at a glance, and said, "Little Shaozi, when will you be able to get rid of the cat's commotion?" It's really troublesome to attract bees and butterflies along the way! ”

Zhan Zhao also glared at Shao Jiajin at the same time.

"This ......" A drop of cold sweat slid down Shao Jiajin's forehead, "Let your subordinates think about it......"

"Still want to?!" Bai Yutang slapped the table, "I've been thinking about it for two whole days, but there is still no progress!" It's just that this stinky cat was molested, but even the fifth master was implicated, how will Bai Yutang walk the rivers and lakes in the future? ! ”

"The fifth master is angry, ...... angry" Shao Jiajin hurriedly put on a smiling face to appease the fried guinea pig, "Shao Jiajin will do his best, do his best!" ”

Zhan Zhao looked at Shao Jiajin, who was gradually shrinking into a ball, sighed and said:

"Brother Bai, Shao Yashi has tried his best, it doesn't hurt to wait a few more days......

"It's okay......" Bai Yutang snorted coldly, "Why don't you say 'it's okay' when you teach those disciples to be pigs'......"

"It seems that it was Brother Bai who beat those disciples into pigs' heads, not Zhan."

"It's all ...... you brought in anyway"

"White Jade Hall!"

“…… That one...... Three guest officers, can you order? ”

The shopkeeper, who was standing at the table and was already numb in his legs, finally couldn't help it and asked.

Zhan and Bai closed their voices at the same time and glared at each other.

"What kind of signature dish do you have here...... Bai Yutang asked again.

The shopkeeper breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The rules of this store are a little special, the three guest officers may wish to listen to it." ”

"Oh? What rules? ”

"If the guest officer only comes to eat and drink, the price of food and water and wine is the original price; If the guest officer wants to inquire about things, the price of food and wine will be doubled; If the guest officer wants to inquire about the whereabouts of 'Yizhimei', the price of the dish and the restaurant will be charged three times. Which of the three guest officers to choose? ”

The three of them were stunned at the same time.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked solemn, and their eyes were blazing at the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper hurriedly explained: "Don't hide it from the three guest officials, since the store set up the plum blossom plaque, half of the customers of the store are coming to the 'one plum', so the boss has set up this rule, and all guests come to say so." ”

Zhan and Bai eased their faces at this time.

Zhan Zhao thought for a while and said, "Let's choose ......"

"None of them!" Bai Yutang suddenly interrupted Zhanzhao's words, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "We want to see 'Yizhimei' directly!" ”

"Huh?!" The shopkeeper and Shao Jiajin were surprised at the same time.

Zhanzhao frowned: "Brother Bai! ”

Bai Yutang narrowed his peach blossom eyes and said word by word: "We want to go straight, pick up, see, 'Yizhi Mei'!" ”

The shopkeeper's eyes are getting bigger and bigger, his breathing is getting more and more urgent, his face is turning from pink to red, from red to purple, he suddenly turned around, ran wildly, danced with his arms, and shouted in the voice of the whole restaurant: "Boss, boss, someone has finally come to kick the field!" ”

CHAPTER XVI

"W-What?! Got a kick in the field?! ”

The little second brother shouted loudly before the sound fell, and he heard a shout like a dragon roaring and a tiger roaring straight into everyone's eardrums, only to see a magnificent meat ball roaring up from the first floor with this shout, and when the meat ball was fixed in front of the stairs, everyone fixed their eyes, and then they saw clearly that the meat ball was a round, fat, oily, and gorgeously dressed middle-aged man.

And what's even more amazing is that there are more than a dozen people running upstairs with the meat ball, in groups, smoky miasma, and a few people carrying towels with teapots here should be the shopkeepers of the restaurant; The one in the middle is full of meat, with a kitchen knife in his hand, and looks like a chef in the kitchen; The last one who was as thin as a bamboo pole, carrying an abacus, and looking like a bookkeeper at the counter.

The group stood at the top of the staircase, their eyes shining brightly, as if they were going to eat the guests on the upper floor.

"Yes, who's going to play?!"

The meat ball shopkeeper shouted with a face full of fat.

"Boss, that's it, that's it!" The little second brother's face was full of red light, pointed to Zhanzhao and the three of them, and replied in a trembling voice.

The group of people in the restaurant were led by the shopkeeper and followed Xiao Er's direction to the table of Zhan Zhao and the others, and surrounded the three of Zhan Zhao, with vertical eyebrows and horizontal eyebrows, with a posture of evil forces cutting people.

As soon as Shao Jiajin saw the situation at the scene, he knew that something was wrong, and he was about to slip away as soon as his body moved, but just as he wanted to get up, his arm was pressed by the two people on his side.

Zhanzhao sits upright like a bell and sipps tea leisurely.

Bai Yutang hung his fingers on the tabletop.

Shao Jiajin glanced at this, glanced at that, couldn't move and couldn't move, and he didn't have the courage to do so, so he had to sit in place, staring at the table in front of the tip of his nose, pretending to be calm.

"Dare to ask, but the three of you want to come to play?" The shopkeeper asked.

Bai Yutang said with a smile: "The shopkeeper, at first glance, we are law-abiding ordinary people, where can we be the kind of wicked people who come to kick the field?" ”

"W-What?! No, you're not here to play?! ”

Unexpectedly, when the shopkeeper heard this, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day on the top of his head, and he suddenly looked sad, and the guys in the restaurant looked like mourners.

Well?

Zhan, Bai, and Shao were stunned when they saw this.

I saw that the shopkeeper Chen suddenly turned around and shouted angrily at the shopkeeper who had just entertained Zhan Zhao and the others, "You stinky boy, people are obviously not here to kick the field, what nonsense do you want, it will make our restaurant happy for a while......"

"Boss, they did just say that regardless of the rules of our restaurant, they want to see 'Yizhimei' directly!" The shopkeeper said with a sad face.

Everyone in the restaurant listened to the words, and their eyes lit up at the same time.

"Three or three heroes, but you said that?" The shopkeeper turned his head again and asked cautiously.

"I did say that I wanted to see 'Yizhimei' directly, but I never said that I wanted to play on the field!" Bai Yutang looked at the group of guys with a smile.

"Heroes!!" The shopkeeper suddenly shouted, hula fell at Bai Yutang's feet, crying and grabbing the ground, "Heroes, we finally have you here!" ”

The juniors, chefs, and bookkeepers also fell to the ground at the same time, crying to the three of them:

"We've finally waited for this day......"

"I thought I wouldn't be able to wait for this day in my life......"

"Two years, six months, and thirteen days...... Do you say we're easy......"

Zhanzhao didn't take a sip of tea, and almost squirted out, but fortunately, Nanxia's concentration was amazing, and he swallowed the tea back again.

Bai Yutang pointed to his kung fu and was so good that he poked two holes out of the tabletop.

After a while, the three of them came back to their senses, Zhanzhao coughed uncomfortably, got up and hugged his fists, "Everyone, is there any misunderstanding in this......

"Misunderstanding? No misunderstanding! "The howling shopkeeper who was still crying on the ground just now seemed to have taken a strong pill, and a fierce man jumped up and said excitedly, "Several heroes regard the rules of 'Linfeng Building' as nothing, and blatantly propose to see 'Yizhimei' directly, which is not clear that they are coming to play!" ”

"That...... We don't know ......," Zhanzhao said with a guilty face.

"Three heroes, we're looking up and down in the 'Linfeng Building' up and down this day, and we have been looking forward to it for a long time, looking forward to seeing through the autumn water......" The shopkeeper's eyes flashed, and he was very excited, "The three heroes want to kick the field...... That one...... If you want to see 'Yizhimei' directly, as long as you pass through the three wine gates set up by the 'Linfeng Building', I will immediately take three of them to see 'Yizhimei'! ”

"Three wine passes?" Bai Yutang was also interested when he heard this, "What kind of wine?" ”