CH.277 What to Run? Spring has just begun
It's just that the four demons are not easy to serve. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info They are enjoying and directing at the same time. "This way, this ......" "Didn't you eat?" How can it be so light. "Ouch...... You're pressing so hard that you're trying to murder me! "Hurry up, I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for." "Slow down - I'm going to enjoy it." "What kind of jailbreaker, you can't even massage the prisoner, what's the use of asking you!"
More than a dozen jailers wanted to cry without tears, it was the first time they had seen such an arrogant prisoner, and they completely regarded them as girls in the green building, shouting at them. However, thinking of the glorious deeds of the four demons, where do they dare not obey. Dozens of people dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, and the scene was very funny and funny......
On the third day, Yue Chonghua went to visit the four of them, took a huge food box, and walked into the prison where the four were located.
As soon as he entered the prison, Yue Chonghua couldn't believe his eyes. Dozens of jailers dressed up as animals rolled around the prison. Some are fighting, and some are expressing the affection of animals.
The three of them watched the performance boredly, and only Mu Qinghan watched the dance and was excited.
Liu Qianye shouted: "Spring is coming, a hundred flowers are blooming, in the mist of fragrance, the animals are full of passion, and it is the mating season again." With a roar from him, the jailers who were playing as animals began a very old and timeless movement of inheritance. The scene was a bit unbearable and miserable. Of course, this miserable is reflected in the movements, and the jailers are still very appropriately dressed. Mu Qinghan's face was slightly red, but she still watched all this intently.
Yue Chonghua coughed. "Guys, your life is so comfortable! It doesn't feel like you're in jail at all. ”
Seeing that Yue Chonghua was coming, Liu Qianye and Chen Yange stopped this unique performance and handed out a few pieces of paper from the prison cell. "The prison is shabby, deal with it and sit down. Let's enjoy the jailers performing. It's interesting. I found them to be very talented in acting. ”
Wang Jingao was miserable: "Adults, get out of prison quickly." We just can't take it anymore. We're going to collapse and can't take care of you! ”
Yue Chonghua laughed: "I expected that these jailers would not be difficult for you. However, I didn't expect them to be bullied so badly by you. ”
Warden Wang answered: "It's not just miserable! We are now mentally exhausted and deranged in values. They threaten us with the safety and happiness of our families, and the reputation of all of us. Let's do things for them, we want us to give them massages, wash their faces, and serve their food. What's even more infuriating is that they asked us to give them a play. ”
Liu Qianye laughed: "What's wrong with performing dramas, it can improve your humanistic quality and help improve your appreciation level." It is of great benefit to your unit's aesthetic concept and personal taste. You are not yet satisfied. ”
Warden Wang smiled bitterly: "Guests from Menghua! Don't you know, this is not an improvement, but let's destroy our three views. Chen Yange likes court dramas, let us play "The Secret History of the Palace", we men have to put on women's clothes, compete for the wind and be jealous, and interpret the harem situation. Flowing thousands of nights is quite normal, so we acted in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin". Ren Ziye's taste is heavy, he asked us to play "Dream of Red Mansions", let us play the magnificent men what Jinling Thirteen Hairpins. ”
Warden Wang sighed: "What's even more infuriating is that this Mu Qinghan hero actually likes to watch "Animal World", and we have to dress up as all kinds of animals and try our best to behave in front of them." However, every once in a while they shout, spring is coming. Alas...... We...... We have no face! ”
Yue Chonghua almost turned his back on his anger when he laughed, and he frowned all night, holding back his wild laughter. Emperor Menghua sighed with emotion: "Sure enough, they are the four demons of the Snow Guardian Bandit Group, and they really live up to their reputation."
Liu Qianye said modestly: "Where, where! Compared to before, a few of us are still a lot more honest. ”
Wang Jingao said with some surprise: "A lot of honesty? I think a few heroes are even better. Let's go! Let's get rid of it. We can't take it anymore......"
Chen Yange suggested: "Warden Wang, why don't you go and tell the head of the regiment that a few of us are cashing in well, and let them release the four of us early." It's a mutually beneficial thing for everyone. ”
Wang Jingao thought about it carefully. "Hmmm! All right! It's a good idea. I'm going to report to the head of the regiment right now. Let him cut the sentences of the heroes. With that, Warden Wang hurried away......
Mu Qinghan was not happy. "Warden King! "Animal World" is not finished yet. Spring has just begun, you can't go. Warden Wang, you have played the roles of Wu Dalang, Wang Xifeng, Diao Chan, and Wu Zetian, why are you so reluctant to animal roles. Isn't it just for you to play a female seal and a male praying mantis, why do you want to run away? ”
It's okay not to listen to her, after hearing Mu Qinghan say this, Wang Jin ran faster. Both of these characters are deadly characters. Because his jailers will be dressed as polar bears and female praying mantises, if he continues to act, he will probably die. He had to hurry up and apply to the regiment commander to get the four out of prison.
Looking at the back of the prison warden's departure, Yue Chonghua said: "Your regiment leader seems to be reckless and spoofing, but he is a person with great wisdom!"
Liu Qianye said approvingly: "Yes! There is a saying that does nothing and does nothing. Our regimental leader is such a person. There is no need to do anything, but it has made our Snow Guardian Bandit Regiment even stronger, and it has become the leading force in the Tianshui Alliance. You...... How is everything? Did the First Protector and the Second Protector make it difficult for you? ”
Yue Chonghua said: "No, they have been very good to me recently. There seems to be no intention of imprisoning me. Actually, I can understand what they did to me, after all, I am the orthodox emperor of the Menghua Dynasty, and I will get a lot of benefits if I can control me. But I can't forgive them! ”
Chen Yange also asked with concern, "That...... How's that royal uncle going? Will he assist you? ”
Yue Chonghua said worriedly: "There is news. Knowing that I was here, Uncle Huang preached to the public that I was a fake and that I was not the real emperor. I don't think he wants to recognize me, let alone assist me. However, he passed a message to me through Yukigo's messenger that he wanted to meet me in secret. I think there's a deception in it! ”
Liu Qianye comforted: "Not necessarily, what if, he did this to protect you?" Anything is possible. If the head of the regiment is willing to help and send someone to protect you, you can still meet each other. Only when you meet him can you understand the true thoughts of the King of Beihai County. We've all met the King of Beihai, and he's a very upright person, not like the kind of person with bad intentions. (To be continued.) )