To be honest, before Boss Cao came, I was always looking forward to this kind of miracle happening to me. For example, the story of a tsundere magician and her peach blossom luck demon, as well as the legend of a righteous warrior and his cute heroic spirit; In fact, even if I open a certain harem Wushuang, I don't particularly object, as long as I don't make me too wasteful.

I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a.

Say the important thing three times.

Putting a thirty or forty-year-old uncle in my house to live together, is this to forcibly rot my story?

In other words, even if I play **, my appearance is not enough.

Never mind. It doesn't matter.

After the emperor spirit changed his life against the sky, what could the Horcrux get?

I'll have to ask.

"Yes, he is my second uncle, from the countryside, he has never seen the world, and he is not very at ease at home, so he will take him to school to read books" I thought about it and added, "He has more than a dozen children to raise at home." ”

"Dozen?" Xiao Yueyue was obviously frightened. I secretly rejoiced in my heart, Boss Cao actually has more than 20 children, and I said that there are few.

"That's right, the countryside can't survive just by farming, so I'll let him come to the city to find a job, he hasn't studied much in primary school, try his luck and see."

"Then you have to take him to see the world more, I think he has a very good temperament, and it may be great to be an actor." Xiao Yueyue's face showed a look of hope. I echoed and smiled, Boss Cao is indeed an actor.

"That's it, there won't be any classes this afternoon anyway, let's take your second uncle to the street to open our eyes."

"Okay!" I gritted my teeth and smiled and agreed. When I asked Xiao Yueyue to go shopping before, I don't know how many times she refused, but this is the first time I have seen her take the initiative to invite me. I felt the malice of being lightbulbed. However, since Boss Cao is so arrogant and has such a bad personality, there will definitely be foreign appearances along the way, and when the time comes, as long as I show a gentle and mature side, I will definitely make Xiao Yueyue secretly promise me.

I was secretly rejoicing, and suddenly realized that Xiao Yueyue was still staring at me. I felt my sense of responsibility as a man in her pleading gaze, and I took out the project plan in my bag.

Two o'clock in the afternoon.

"Next, we're going to go deep into the crowd and investigate the intelligence." I told Boss Cao earnestly: "If you want to defeat other emperor spirits, you must first adapt to this world one step ahead of them, and this is also the first step for us to dominate the world." ”

Boss Cao put his hand in his pocket and wrapped his coat tighter.

"Hmph, with the power of solitude to seek wisdom, why do you need your kid to teach you a lesson."

"Well, it's good to talk less, and do you know all the basic ways to get along with people? I ask again, who are you? ”

"My name is Cao Apu, I am Zixiu's second uncle, and I came to this provincial capital to find a job." Boss Cao's weird tone made me cry and laugh.

"Uh-huh." I nodded in satisfaction,

"Boss Cao, don't talk nonsense?"

Syllable!

Boss Cao knocked me on the head hard. "Stinky boy, are you just talking to the Ancestor? Even if it's only your second uncle who is acting alone, you must respect your elders! ”

I was inexplicably slapped, which made me very unhappy. I looked at Xiao Yueyue with an embarrassed face, hoping she hadn't noticed.

Call. It's okay, it's okay.

Xiao Yueyue trotted all the way to me, still panting, as if she could smell the intoxicating fragrance of her perfume. When she raised her head, I couldn't take my eyes off her flushed cheeks, and I was about to open my mouth to introduce Boss Cao, but I was suddenly pressed by a powerful force.

"Oh, you're the little girl of the moon, I often hear Zixiu talk about you! I'm Zixiu's second uncle, this kid has been an elm head since he was a child, and he can't do anything, thanks to the little girl who looks up to my family Zixiu, and is willing to be friends with him, it must have caused you a lot of trouble. Boss Cao looked at Xiao Yueyue with a smile on his face, bent back and forth with one hand to press my head, and tightly clenched Xiao Yueyue's little hand with one hand, Xiao Yueyue was very embarrassed to make the ground, she took off her cap and bowed her head slightly.

"Hehe, no, Zixiu has also helped me a lot."

Damn, Boss Cao, this scheming, I actually tried to play tricks with this treacherous guy, not to mention, I forgot that he has been good at pit his uncle since he was a child, this hateful old thing, I must have guessed what I was thinking.

"I heard Zixiu say, is this your first time coming to the city?"

"Haha, this kid is again. Uncle Lonely, when I was wandering in S City, he was still peeing at my brother's house! Boss Cao's gaze stayed on Xiao Yueyue's body, and I was about to explode, "That girl doesn't need to be too polite to us, just call me uncle." ”

"Uh-huh, uncle, I think your beard is so temperamental!"

"Oh, hehe, yes, others say that I have this beard very much like the ancient emperor!"

"Mmmm, it's very domineering! At least it's a king-level. ”

"Haha, the little girl has such a sweet mouth." Saying that, Boss Cao went to stroke Xiao Yueyue's head again, Xiao Yueyue looked flattered, seemed to enjoy the process, and blushed.

I was left behind by the two of them, and my face turned green with anger, and I kept hitting the wall all the way. I swore to myself that if this traitor dared to touch my little Yueyue again, I would kill myself immediately and let this old guy be wiped out.

"Whew, I'm tired after walking around for so long, let's go to that shoe store and buy a pair of shoes for my uncle! Uncle, you don't feel right in sneakers like this! ”

"Really?" Boss Cao scratched his head with a smile, "It's all strange to fix this stupid boy, and I can't even find a decent pair of leather shoes at home." After that, he scolded me at the bloodstained me behind me, "Don't have your wallet ready yet? Does this make girls pay for it? ”

In front of my eyes, there was a dead silence, staring blankly at Boss Cao.

When I said this, Boss Cao's hand was placed in an unruly place, only a few centimeters away from Xiao Yueyue's, and it seemed that he was blackmailing me.

Hmph, I won't be provoked by you, but ignoring the innocence of girls is not my Cao Zixiu's principle of being a man, so I had to endure the humiliation, take out my wallet and step forward.

We went into a specialty brand shoe store, yes, the one I knew very well, like the shoes in this store, I would come and look around every week, hoping to get the money to buy a pair of shoes in a certain year.

Boss Cao exudes a different kind of imperial atmosphere today, he picked out a leather shoes at an imperial price to try on, and what makes me even more sad is that it was recommended to him by Xiao Yueyue.

Compared to the horror at the train station, I hope that what happened today is more like a dream, or that the domineering uncle who talked and laughed with Xiao Yueyue was just a form clone of me. Well, how to say it? I can't tell, anyway, I'm holding the Horcrux card, hum! Play tricks with me, I'm just a little person, and it's no problem to play with my life.

"Now, Zixiu" I turned around and found Xiao Yueyue greeting me at the door of the store.

"Come here, I've got something to tell you." Looking at her shyness, she probably wants to be this uncle's exclusive Lori, hoping that I will be a matchmaker to fulfill her?

I held back my resentment, maintained my gentlemanly demeanor, and was about to ask, but Xiao Yueyue took her hand and pulled her to the corner of the alley outside the store.

Xiao Yueyue took my hand! Hold my hand! Hold my hand!

Her hands were so cold and so pale

I'm going to protect her! Give her warmth!

All seven of my orifices spewed out steam, and all the previous unhappiness disappeared in an instant.

"That" Xiao Yueyue fiddled with her fingers, as if there was something very unspeakable.

"I know you may not be too happy today" Xiao Yueyue looked into my eyes seriously, her eyes were incomparably clear and moving.

Suddenly, she hugged me, buried her head in my arms, and pushed me against the wall!

Yes! I was so wall-banged by a cute girl!

Happiness comes too fast like a tornado!

"You have to believe me, we've known each other for so long, and there's a reason why I'm doing this!"

"Uh-huh." I took the opportunity to stroke her head and enjoy the most wonderful time of my life, "I believe in you. ”

"So~" Xiao Yueyue looked up at me, I could feel her breathing, and she showed a mischievous smile like a fairy, "Can you lend me something?" ”

"Uh-huh, okay, I'll give you whatever you want." My tone is still gentle, but my heart is already turbulent.

I'll dedicate all my qiē to you!

"Then give me your 'soul'!" Xiao Yueyue took out a handful of bright and shining cold things from the stockings hidden by her dress.

I'm not right to rub this style of painting!

I didn't even react to the dagger that stabbed me in the chest.

Thundered!

Déjà vu explosions.

The powerful cyclone overturned me and Xiao Yueyue at the same time, Xiao Yueyue was lifted one step ahead of me, and instinctively reacted to her dagger accidentally taking off her hand and stabbing my thigh, but her hands tightly hugged my waist and did not let go. As the hem of my skirt flew, I seemed to see something terrible, and blood rushed from my nose and thighs.

The wind stopped suddenly, and the leather shoe brand store that I had been dreaming of for a long time was blown into ruins under the small-scale explosion, and my beloved boss Cao stood on my side with a grim expression.

"It's all right! Brat! ”

I nodded, looking at Xiao Yueyue in my arms, her messy hair covering her look, I don't know if she passed out or what.

"Oh, there are always so many endless coincidences in life, it was like this more than a thousand years ago, and it is still like this a thousand years later, don't you say, Brother Mengde?" Standing up from the rubble, he patted the dust off his body, dressed as a shopping guide, which was extremely incommensurate with the words in his mouth.

"It's—it's you, bastard!" I hugged Xiao Yueyue in my arms tightly, pointed at the guy from unknown origin and scolded: "How dare you control my Xiao Yueyue and let her do such a painful act!" I forcibly held back the grief and indignation in my heart and covered my mouth, "I can't imagine how much she blames herself if she lets Xiao Yueyue know that she has done such an excessive thing to me!" ”

I can't care about the pain in my thighs anymore, and I don't know who this emperor spirit in front of me is, who actually calls my boss Cao a brother.

"Boss, hurry up and kill him! Revenge for my little Yueyue! I looked at Xiao Yueyue, who was unconscious in my arms, and thought to myself whether to pinch the person first or artificial respiration first, artificial respiration is always right.

"Hey, is that young man Brother Mengde's 'Horcrux'? It seems that it is much easier to get along with than my family. "The shopping guide emperor seemed to be provoking me, and I was about to scold back, but I was reprimanded by Boss Cao.

"Put that woman down!"

Ha? You told me to put down Xiao Yueyue? How can this be

"Haha, if you just let her go, that's really a great favor for me." The leisurely tone of the shopping guide emperor made me very unhappy, how many people in this world are pretending to be forced?

"If you want to destroy the 'Horcruxes' directly through guò to destroy you, then it's really boring."

What is Boss Cao talking about?

"Well, actually, that's what I thought." The shopping guide emperor sighed, "That's why I've always disliked women." ”

In an instant, the lightning and flint, Boss Cao and the shopping guide emperor handed over, the shopping guide emperor made a pair of double swords, effortless to Boss Cao's three-foot long sword, smiling eyes exuded a deep hidden atmosphere, this duel scene is quite familiar to me, like often seen.

"Liu Da'er!"

"Cao thief!"

"It's been a long time!"

"We haven't seen each other for more than a thousand years!"

No way

This guy is actually Boss Cao's CP, Zhaolie Emperor Liu Bei!