How to deal with an angry woman?

Mr. Seamus thinks there is a need for coaxing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info (This is not halal in the eyes of the Green Cult!) Shouldn't a disobedient woman be taught to be a new person with "whipping"? ）

How to deal with a beautiful woman who is angry?

Mr. Seamus thought it was better to coax softly. (Again, warning: a long-time rod-making member of the Seamus, you are not halal!) Very halal! That's not what the broad masses of gentlemen want to see! ）

So how to deal with a beautiful sister-in-law with big breasts who is angry?

Mr. Seamus thinks that the first thing to do is to convince the equally beautiful sister who is beside her.

Mr. Simo first criticized the erroneous thinking of the stupid trio led by Iori Kitahara, Kohei Imamura, and Akihisa Yoshii! Any act of taking a test for the sake of a score is wrong and incorrect! This kind of petty citizen mentality is unacceptable!

Then he affirmed Saya Takashiro's appeal for a fair and just exam: "Takashiro-san, I very much understand your desire to use your own knowledge to obtain the undisputed first place in the grade by dignified means. Because I used to be naïve to think like this. ”

Saya Takajo directly replied to Mr. Seamus a roll of the eyes, but this did not discourage Mr. Seamus, he said bitterly: "But I found out that I was wrong, and the school was wrong, is the ultimate purpose of the exam really just for the score written on it?" ”

Burst~

Isn't that what I just said? Bastard! Do you think I won't be able to hear it if I change the word order?

Saya Takashiro almost blurted out her words, but the thought that she would talk to that pesky bug made her desperately restrain her desire to open her mouth, as if she would catch some terrible disease just by talking to Seamus.

This made Mr. Seamus shake his head (dead tsundere is really hard to serve, if it weren't for the fact that Miss Chidori on the side is worried about you, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you), and he continued: "Takashiro-san, I think there are two purposes of the exam, one is to test the examinee's mastery of a certain aspect of knowledge or skills; The second is to test whether the examinee has the basic ability to obtain a certain qualification. From the perspective of these two purposes, the examination can be divided into the effectiveness test and the qualification test. And the exams we take at the school level should all belong to the first type - the effectiveness test. Don't you think so? ”

Saya Takajo snorted coldly, still refusing to speak, of course she knew that the school's exam was an effect exam, but...

Just ignore you! Ignore you! Hum! you off!

"But since it's an effectiveness exam, what's the point of an exam like today? I was very strange, and I couldn't figure it out: it was only the second day of high school, and we hadn't even taken formal classes yet, and we hadn't learned all the knowledge we should have learned, so was it really necessary for these exams to exist? ”

"It's not because you, this guy and the student council president mentioned something to summon war, otherwise how would others think of using a surprise exam to lower the score of our class?" Unable to stand Seamu's "stupidity", Saya Takashiro almost pointed at his nose and reprimanded him.

West Motor!

As soon as the words came out, Saya Takashiro secretly screamed badly, and she looked nervously at Chidori's sister's seat. And in this way, she did not see the treacherous expression on Mr. Seamus's face.

Of course Mr. Seamus knows what Saya Takashiro said just now, but is he the kind of person who will honestly take the blame?

Shake the pot! Must be shaken! It's not Japan if you don't dump it... Wait, I'm an Afghan... Well, then don't dump the son-in-law who is not Japanese!

Hey? What does this have to do with the Japanese son-in-law?

Mr. Seamus has his own reasoning, in short, it's a conspiracy theory! Right! It has to be a conspiracy theory!

Obviously, Mr. Seamus only discussed relevant matters with the student council president last night, how could he arrange the exam this morning. There's definitely a conspiracy in this!

Don't need time to get out of the exam papers? Don't need time to print exam papers? If you weren't prepared, how could you be ready for one night?

Mr. Seamus says he never believes in coincidences! Is this clearly premeditated by the Bretons? It must be those non-eating things from the Academic Affairs Office, who have long been bent on giving us a dismount! To make a big news, it turned out to be a coincidence, and we came up with a test summoning system, which is why such a coincidence happened!

Students should be vigilant! Imperialism will not die! So it's really not my pot! It's also not the pot of Miss Chidori, who went to the student council with me!

Mr. Seamus consciously solves the risk of being counterattacked by his classmates after the exam is over, and the score is settled after the fall.

So when Chidori really showed a relieved expression, all of this was seen by Mr. Seamus.

Xiang Zhuang sword dance, intended for Pei Gong! Mr. Seamus dances cheaply, so naturally it has to be Miss Chidori.

On the surface, he was enlightening Saya Takashiro, but in fact, Mr. Seamus wanted to tell Chidori what he had to say.

In fact, Mr. Seamus had already noticed that since he heard that there was going to be an exam, Miss Chidori's face had been very solemn, and she had not said a word even from just now to now.

Of course, Seamus also knew that the reason why Chidori wanted to do this was not because he was worried about being blamed after the exam. In fact, Mr. Seamus thinks Chidori is more likely to be blaming himself.

She may have been wondering if she had been able to stop herself from going to the student union last night, and if she wouldn't have had today's exam that dragged down the class.

It is precisely because of this emotion that is at work, so when she saw her classmates cheating on a large scale under her leadership, it was not her, but Saya Takashiro who stood up to stop everyone at the first time.

This silly girl, who is usually smug and full of a sense of justice, may have given up her original principles and position because she was full of guilt for everyone, but it was precisely because of this that she blamed herself extraordinarily.

Blame yourself for causing trouble for the class, blame yourself for not fulfilling your responsibilities as a class leader, and even connive at everyone to make mistakes.

And Saya Takashiro, who is Chidori's good sister, has always cared about Saya Takashiro, who has always cared about Chidori, how could he not notice this.

So in the previous period, it was always Saya Takashiro who played the role of class leader, and it was she who took on the role that should have been assumed by Chidori: arguing with Professor Billy and preventing everyone from copying answers and cheating.

It wasn't until Mr. Seamus clearly told Takashiro Chick (actually Miss Chidori): Don't think too much, it's not our fault, even if it wasn't for us, the sluts in the Academic Affairs Office would have arranged such a thing a long time ago. And remember yesterday's logistics director by the swill poolside? From genuine food to spiritual food that students strive for, aren't Bretanians so urinary?

So, Miss Chidori, you don't have to blame yourself~

Of course, one thing that needs to be affirmed is the efforts made by the high city chick for her sister. Mr. Seamus was not blind or deaf, how could he not smell this strong smell of lilies?

To be honest, Mr. Seamus was about to "cry" from the thick scent of lilies between the maiden and the maiden.

So, girl~ I've already untied your sister~ You see that Miss Chidori is no longer frowning now, shouldn't you sit down honestly and copy the answers.

You know, you're the first in your class.

If you get a low score in a single test, and the rest of the class has a high score, who will believe it?

In addition, the miscellaneous cultivators in the Academic Affairs Office had bad intentions and were eyeing each other, did you give those miscellaneous cultivators an excuse to question their exam results?

"It was originally obtained by cheating, what is there to question!" Saya Takajo's posture of insisting on justice to the end and fighting the reactionary Mr. Seamus to the end really made Mr. Seamus hate it so much.

As for how hateful it is, how itchy it is?

Of course, the kind that you want to go up and take a bite? As for where to bite。。。。。。

Ahem, everyone is a dead high school student, be reserved, don't say it~ What if the gang of Gaocheng chicks says they are shy?

But why do I want to see it so much?

“。。。。。。 So, Gao Cheng-san, this exam has deviated from the beginning, and his original legitimate goal is gone! It is not intended to test student learning outcomes; Nor is it meant to remind students not to relax and study hard. There is no point in your continued obsession with fairness and justice! It's like you're obsessed with being number one in your grade, it's all pointless. Mr. Seamus, who had come full circle and returned to the original point again, continued his great cause of persuading Saya Takashiro with a dry mouth.

Of course, it should be noted here that Mr. Seamo's "dry mouth" has nothing to do with him saying too much!

Saya Takajo, who didn't notice that Seamo was unusual, or who had noticed it but didn't say it, shouted, "I didn't! ”

But Mr. Seamus, who has fully figured out her behavior pattern, clearly knows: Isn't this kind of dead tsundere just a bad mouth?

A double negative equals an affirmation.

So Mr. Seamus consciously translated Saya Takajo's words as: "I want to!" I'm going to! I still want it! ”

Hey? I always feel that something is wrong, and it is a little familiar。。。。。

Well, it's pretty much the same anyway.

"Takashiro-san, is this kind of wrong result born under narrow nationalist sentiments really worthy of our fair and just treatment? Is it precisely because Mr. Billy sees through this that he allows us to use deviant means to pursue true equality and nourishment? ”

Mr. Seamus, who realizes that his emotions are a little wrong, tries to calm himself and Saya Takashiro in the most popular official cliché of the moment.

The Exclusive Field Skill of the Chinese Federation: Meeting Coma Technique! Launch!

Effect: Uses the power of words to put all humanoid subjects who hear the caster's voice into a light sleep!

Note: The longer you stay in the Federal Republic of China, the more obvious the effect.

I have to say that this skill that Mr. Seamus stole from Takasaka's dead sister is still very powerful, didn't you see that the classmate Levi next to him had already begun to doze off? It's really an old fritter from the Chinese Federation -- as soon as the meeting starts, he sleeps, and the leader "nods" when he speaks. It is necessary to applaud and wake up on time, and hear the most enthusiastic dispersal.

However, Saya Takashiri, a girl from District 11 who grew up in a toxic environment of capitalism, resisted the influence of Mr. Seamo's hypnotic Dafa: "So, isn't this what I just said about tempting mistakes? ”。

Seeing that his skill failed to launch, Mr. Seamo's face was a little dark, but it didn't matter, he still had a mouth cannon. Mr. Seamus imported (stealing) from the Chinese Federation is not only hypnotic official words, but also SFA!

Strategic.Fooyou.Agency！ The Strategic Fool Bureau of the Chinese Federation! The most important military department of the Chinese Federation belongs to the departments under the direct leadership of the State Council and the Central Military Commission in terms of establishment, but it does not exist in terms of the open structure of the military. It is a powerful existence whose status is second only to the "Second Artillery" and is known as the "Third Artillery".

Michael Pillsbury, a China expert at the White Palace of the Holy Brittany, even published a research book entitled "A Hundred Years of Marathon" for him, which revealed in detail how the Bureau of Strategic Deception directed international public opinion by confusing the public and disrupting the eyes of all parties against the successive governments of Brittania, covering up strategic attempts, and carrying out deception in a vain attempt to replace the world order dominated by Brittania with the political and economic system dominated by the Chinese Federation.

And for such a powerful and mysterious unit, the strength of its commander is naturally unfathomable, and that person is the bureau seat - Major General Zhang!

Although Mr. Seamus has never seen a real person in the bureau, he is also deeply influenced by Bilibili.

So how could Mr. Seamus, who thinks he has mastered the true biography of the bureau, not be able to fool a girl in District 11?

"No, I think Professor Billy is acting on his own, let's think about a problem!" Speaking of this, Mr. Seamus habitually raised his voice to make his words appear more reasonable and imposing: "Repay grievances with virtue, how can you repay virtue?" ”

"Good!"

Bang Bang Bang ~

it! Dead fatty, what are you messing with?

Mr. Seamus glared at Levi viciously, which made the dead fat man who had just woken up feel innocent.

After hearing Mr. Simo's voice just now, he subconsciously thought that he had returned to the Writers' Association meeting of the Chinese Federation, and he accidentally reflexed.

Puff~

Hey? Was someone laughing just now?

Mr. Seamus hurriedly turned around, although Saya Takashiro covered it up very well, but sister-in-law, why is your face so tight?

"Shut up! Bastard! Tell me your fallacy! ”

Well, Mr. Seamus understands that this damn damn tsundere actually just wants to give her a step down himself.

But Mr. Seamus had to say: first, I'm not a bastard; Second, I'm not talking about fallacies, and third, are you telling me to shut up, or are you telling me to say it quickly? Fourthly, it's not really halal for you to talk to me like that... But I forgive you and thank me for my great mercy. (To be continued.) )