Chapter 167 If you love her, you will put on a fruit apron for her
The morning sun shone on my face, and I felt a soft and delicate body in the fog. > it>___w-w-w=.-y'a-w-eĀ·nĀ·8Ā·.Ā· ļ½-ļ½ļ½
"Excuse meow, get up and wash up!" I closed my eyes and said habitually, and suddenly I had a stirring reaction - I was in a hotel room! Who is this chick next to you? Customer? I didn't scream! This kind of star-rated hotel is impossible to let unrelated people enter the house at will, and it is a matter of life style?
"The owner can't get up, don't get up, and sleep for a while, Xiao Dried Fish" looked at the familiar cat ears and cat tail, I sighed, it was a meow, but how did this thing climb into my bed? It's not scientific!
"Mengmeng! Get up! In the most chaotic moment, something even more chaotic happened, Xue Xuening had already gotten up and pushed the door in.
I didn't lock the door at all in the middle of the night last night, Xue Xue stared at the man and woman on the bed in a daze, and turned around to run.
"Xue Ning! I can explain it! Look clearly, this is a meow! "I hurriedly pulled her in an arrow step, and if she was to escape, I would not be able to tell this kind of thing for the rest of my life!
Xue Xue Ning struggled and said, "Yang Mengmeng! You pervert! That's just a cat! You're unexpected! You even have someone you like, forget it, you're still with a cat"
"Come on, where is this head-to-toe cat still a cat? She relied on me to leave and forgot to sue you, I can't beat her! I was pushed by her! Do you know? I was by a cat! "I lost my soul.
"Poof! Fun for you! Look at you stupid! When I found out about the incredible thing that Meow Mi became a girl, I knew that there would be no confusion between you and her, as I expected. Hey, that cat! Get up! I can see your tail wagging around! Xue Xue smiled and looked stunned. > it_w w'w'.'
I asked blankly, "You're not jealous?" ā
"Why should I eat a cat's vinegar? What does a person my age compare to a teenage kitten? Besides, in a sense, I am a third party between you and her," Xue Xue Ning sat on the edge of the bed. Touched Mimi's hair and said.
Meow stuck out her tongue and grimaced at me, and ran to the bathroom to wash up.
Xue Xue Ning and I were left in the room, and the atmosphere became ambiguous again, the men and women who broke through the negative distance yesterday sat face to face, and if nothing happened, I am sorry for this sunny morning, don t forget. A pillar of optimus every morning is a man's patent
"Xue Ning" I gently held her face: "I'll cook"
I ran away, it was so embarrassing! It's not like my pickled girl at all, the style of the little king loves to the extreme, and it's natural and stupid, this sentence is extremely applicable to both men and women.
"Okay, I'll accompany you! I want to see you wearing a fruit apron! Xue Xue Ning smiled like a little fox, and her mature temperament was undoubtedly revealed!
Oh, my God! Fruit apron! Do I wear? Just kidding!
"Wife, don't be like this, it's not good for the cat to see it!" I pleaded with a bitter face.
Xue Xue Ning said coquettishly like a little girl: "No! Nope! I'm going to see you wear a fruit apron! I'm going to see it! ā
ćā½ć Big sister! Please don't make trouble! In broad daylight, what kind of system do the old men wear fruit aprons? If this spreads, how will I mix in the rivers and lakes after it spreads? The former big dragon head of the Black Dragon Gate is playing with his wife at home with a fruit apron! The rivers and lakes are going to be in chaos!
"Does my wife have to be like this?" I pleaded with tears streaming down my eyes. > it>___w-w-w=.-y'a-w-eĀ·nĀ·8Ā·.Ā· ļ½-ļ½ļ½
Xue Xue Ning pretended to cry: "My husband doesn't love me, I'm so miserable" That expression is as fake as it is, and she didn't even have a single tear after crying for a long time. Halfway through crying, he was still looking at me with a blank eye.
Dizziness, dizziness
"Good!" I bit my silver teeth and took off my pajamas: "Since you want to see my wife, I'll do it for you on Dao Mountain!" Isn't it just a fruit apron? I'll wear it for you! ā
Xue Xuening slapped her face and said coquettishly: "My husband loves me the most!" I love you to death, husband! Oh! She jumped up and kissed me on the cheek and pulled out a Hello Kitty-themed apron full of pink kittens from her bag
How long have you been premeditating? How do you carry this erotic apron with you? It's been premeditated for a long time! It's been planned for a long time! How much does she want to see me in a fruit apron? Take it with you!
Reluctantly, I took off all my clothes, revealing my muscular body, and wrapped the apron, which seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, around my chest
Xue Xue Ning looked me up and down with a smile on her face. Satisfied: "Husband! It's so handsome! ā
What kind of aesthetic is this? She didn't say I was handsome when I was wearing a suit and tie, when I was dressed like this. She actually said that I am handsome, and the current girls are so dirty? Sure enough, it was the Demon King who ruled the world, and there was no help!
I don't have to take it off, since I have put it on, I don't need to take it off, I suddenly feel that this dress is very cool, there is a breeze blowing lightly, and the river is flowing Shushuangmad! I can't be exhibitionist! No way! The pleasure optical illusion just now! The cliff is an illusion! I'm a normal old man! Not sullen! Not sullen!
"Wife, what are you going to eat for breakfast? No, are there any ingredients here? I asked.
Xue Xue Ning chuckled: "There is a kitchen here. If you need to cook, you can ring the service bell."
"Well, let's eat something simple in the morning, I'll fry you two eggs, a slice of bread, and a glass of milk." Don't you rich second generation like to eat like this! I smiled and dialed the help desk. I asked for ingredients for breakfast.
"After a while, the delivery person will come to you to receive you, I can't see anyone like this! Shame on the dead! The big brother of the underworld is dressed like this, how can I meet the younger brother in the future? I complained.
Xue Xue nodded with a smile: "Okay!" Boom! You hide first! I'll go to the living room and wait! ā
I sat at the head of the bed depressed, hey, this wife is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Do you really think she has to see me wearing a fruit apron? Too young, too simple! She's revenge! It's a revenge woman who has an unusual relationship with meow Mi, although she keeps saying forgive you, but her heart will always remember that there is no way, nature!
At this time, Meow Mi walked out of the bathroom: "Meow? Master, what are you doing? ā
I said depressedly: "Your master Xue Ning is cosplaying with me, how is it?" Isn't my manservant handsome? ā
Meow Mi rolled her eyes: "The master is perverted, the perverted master meow!" ā
"Hey! Kittens! Even you are in the ground! Today your dried fish is gone! I threatened in a huff.
Meow Mi's ears and lay down: "The master ~ meow ~ The master is the best, the master is the most handsome, the master is so handsome in the hellokitty apron!" Then she stretched out her barbed tongue full of flesh and licked my cheek: "Master ~ small dried fish ~ small dried fish ~!" ā
Faced with such a meow mi, I coaxed: "Okay, give you a little dried fish!" ā
Meow turned over and pressed me underneath, licked my cheeks and said, "The master is the best!" ā
It's a habit she's developed since she was a cat, pressing on top of me and licking my face, and when she's human, this happy act is full of infinite temptation.
Xue Xuening pushed the door and entered: "Yo? It was a lot of fun! The ingredients have arrived, so go cook! ā
I walked to the kitchen with a stinky face and turned on the gas stove with a huff.
"What? Reluctant? If you don't want to cook, I'll do it! Xue Xue Ning seemed to be empathetic.
As soon as she said this, not only did I suddenly change color, but even my meowed tail exploded into a mace - it was terrifying!
Xue Xue Ning is beautiful, can make money, has a good temper, is gentle and cute, but letting her into the kitchen is definitely a strategic weapon-level store! Last year, she had a whim to cook, and then that time I squatted in the toilet with Meow Mi for three days in a row to let Xue Xuening cook, which is simply disrespectful to human society!
I hurriedly smiled: "Don't work for you, my mother works day and night, let's rest!" Meow Mi, help your Xue Ning master to sit down! ā
Meow Mi grasped Xue Xuening's arm in understanding, so that she couldn't break free, and directly pressed her gently on the chair
I breathed a sigh of relief, the pot is hot, it's time to put oil
Xue Xuening meowed at Mi and gestured, Meow Mi let go of her, Xue Xuening took out a mobile phone from her bag and clicked at my busy back
The mobile phone didn't make any sound, and I was still busy with myself, but I didn't know that Xue Xuening's circle of friends had turned upside down.
Xue Xuening secretly took the photo and directly sent it to the circle of friends, and left a message: "The man who loves you dares to wear a fruit apron for you"
"Tongs Liu Ming"
"Sister Xue Ning has a good husband! Thousands of generations will dominate the rivers and lakes! ā
"What a man!"
"Scum! The dragon well man among men! ā
Xue Xuening handed the phone to Meow Mi, and the two beauties, one big and one small, looked at the messages on the phone, laughing stupidly. (To be continued.) )