Shui Lingshuo kicked the crying "Liu Tingfang": "What's your name?" ”

"My name is Lux."

“…… That's a good name. ”

Lux looked at Shui Lingshuo in a daze, and only said resentfully after a while: "I am also a big demon lord with a head and a face in the demon clan, can you let me get up first and then talk?" ”

Shui Lingshuo: "......" She seems to be so kind and easy to talk?

If it weren't for its master's little bit of blood, she would have been a completely unrecognizable eggplant at this moment. This guy is still a nobody inside after all, but she was worried that she would tell his master about Fang Cai, so he reluctantly pretended to do so.

Shui Lingshuo finally swallowed the breath and sent it away. For such an arrogant bone, it is not much use to directly threaten it, it is better to leave a pimple in its heart, so that it will know to be more restrained in the future. Of course, she wouldn't let it pinch her like a soft persimmon, and kindly straightened its clothes and hair before it left, and inserted a dozen silver needles in key positions by the way...... Then, a bolt of lightning struck down from the sky, and her "lightning rod" immediately took effect.

The little ghost baby looked at "Liu Tingfang" who was split into black charcoal in the distance, and immediately cried in fright: "The baby is also at fault, can the mother just spank?" ”

Shui Lingshuo reluctantly agreed and complied.

……

So this thunderstorm night witnessed the tragic experience of a ghost and a beast.

Early the next morning, Liu Tingfang sent someone to deliver the good news to Shui Lingshuo, saying that it was rare for the devil not to torture her. Originally, she was restless in her sleep every night, with frequent nightmares, but last night she was carried back by passers-by and had a good night's sleep. She vaguely remembered catching Shui Lingshuo last night, so she knew that the devil didn't appear in her dream and must have been taught by Shui Lingshuo.

Of course, she automatically omitted the selfish desire to catch Hua Shui Lingshuo's face, and took it for granted that Shui Lingshuo would blame the devil for this matter.

Shui Lingshuo was busy eating eggplant when she received this "good news", because Gu Jinxiu said that supplementing the form with form is the most non-toxic side effect of repairing oneself, and this method is also used to repair the face.

The two cuts on her face were actually very good after being wrapped in gauze given by the little ghost baby overnight, but she couldn't let Gu Jinxiu know about the wrestler, so she had to remove the gauze and lied to him that she was unhappy with the little ghost baby and was accidentally scratched in the face.

Gu Jin didn't return until the early hours of the morning, and when she saw that she was broken, she was very anxious, and immediately ran into the kitchen...... Therefore, Shui Lingshuo was so moved that she couldn't stop her tears when she was eating eggplant: "Brother has worked hard all night, isn't he tired?" ”

Then, Gu Jinxiu was annoyed and ashamed, flipped the table and fled in a hurry.

……

By the time he set off to find the other person Gu Jinxiu had mentioned, Shui Lingshuo's face was so good that there were almost no visible scars, although only three days had passed since the injury.

Such a strange recovery speed is due to the eggplant banquet on the surface, but in fact, Shui Lingshuo knows very well in her heart that the real credit lies in the weird gauze of the little ghost baby.

So, she secretly "took" several treasures in its hands. As for why it was willing to take out the treasure in the end, it was all to blame for being too stingy that night, allowing her to face Lux alone, resulting in such a tragedy as disfigurement.

In fact, the little ghost baby's fear is not that someone more powerful than it will take its life or something, but that it is most afraid that others will rob it of a bunch of treasures. It wandered between the underground palace and the imperial tomb for two or three hundred years, and all the treasures of these two places were in its pocket. And according to its explanation, there are occasionally creatures from other worlds running in the dungeon, and once there was a monk from the immortal cultivation realm who entered inexplicably...... In short, its collection has crossed the distance between worlds and worlds.

Knowing that his little ghost son was actually a big man with a mountain of gold, Shui Lingshuo was so happy that he was laughing in his dreams. However, compared to her surprise and excitement, the little ghost baby was hung with sadness and sorrow that did not match its appearance at all. It is secretly heartbroken every day, especially when it sees Shui Lingshuo running to various pastry shops and specialty food restaurants, its heart is silently dripping blood.

This trip to the far house, Gu Jinxiu was looted by his Yaoyao and there was nothing left, and then he was so poor that he went on the road with a clang. Therefore, the expenses for eating, drinking, and sleeping fell on Shui Lingshuo's head.

Then he broke the hearts of a woman and a ghost severely. Of course, the main thing is the ghost's.

But Gu Jinxiu didn't know the small connections between this girl and a ghost baby, so every time he encountered Shui Lingshuo's cold face, he said solemnly: "In the past, I worked hard to cook and eat for you every day, isn't it enough to repay you these taels of silver?" ”

After he ate and drank for six days, Shui Lingshuo directly put a list of running accounts in front of him: "Look carefully, here is the silver taels you spent on cooking for me a few days ago, and this side is the cost of eating and drinking with me in the past six days, well, your expenses have long been exceeded." ”

Gu Jinxiu calculated carefully and found that it was true. He couldn't help but enter a state of annoyance and anger again: "Can the relationship between us be calculated with these few taels of silver?!" Why don't you want to think about who has taken care of everything you have eaten and worn for thousands of years?! It's really chilling for me to be so calculating! Think about how hard I worked to feed you with a handful of and urine in those years......"

Shui Lingshuo covered the food in front of him with his sleeve, and waited until he finished nagging before taking his sleeve away again: "Eat quietly, if it's cold, you'll lose a lot of taels of silver in vain." ”

"......" Gu Jin picked up the chopsticks and ate silently for a while, her eyes gradually turning red.

His self-esteem as a man suffered a blow to his character.

Shui Lingshuo took out a handkerchief and handed it to him: "Who is to blame?" In addition to fighting and killing, you go in and out of the kitchen on weekdays, and you won't make any serious money, think about it, who really lives together, which woman would like a man who can't save money? Your Yaoyao is the same, although he is what, but he is also a decent woman psychologically, you have to respect him. He confiscated your silver taels to test your wisdom as a man, so you have to learn to earn money seriously! ”

“…… He's not going to be as snobbish as you are. Gu Jinxiu frowned, and then said: "You tell me how to earn this silver to satisfy a layman like you, if you can't say it, I won't spare you!" ”

"Sure enough, men and women in love are stupid." Shui Lingshuo sighed in her heart, but her face was ready to make a sincere gesture: "If you help me get rid of this heartache from time to time, I will tell me a way to please women." You know, I've seen all kinds of men and women in the past few thousand years, and it's not like you're just sitting in a little corner and you're busy practicing enlightenment. ”

However, her plan did not succeed. Gu Jinxiu soon had a better countermeasure: "I don't know this, but my soul that has been reincarnated with you for thousands of years knows very well, and this matter can be taken shortcuts." (To be continued.) )