Chapter 31: An eye-opener
Chapter 31 is an eye-opener
After the leakage incident the day before yesterday, Su Ren's popularity in the neighborhood skyrocketed, even if he didn't come out of the stall yesterday, he couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the neighbors left and right, and they rushed forward to say hello, and really raised a lot of prestige.
A few modest and polite words to send away many stall owners, Su Ren put the wood away, opened the suitcase and spread the mat, and took out one thing after another, the little girl was very eye-catching, and helped to place it before and after running, with a little bead of sweat on the tip of her delicate nose, like a hard-working bee, so that Su Ren's smile on her was more sincere.
"As the saying goes, once born, two times ripe, this is the second time we meet, and I haven't asked you what your name is." Su Ren asked as he took things out.
"Xue Lei." The little girl raised her head and replied a little shyly, "My name is Xue Lei." ”
"My name is Su Ren." Su Ren grinned and said, "Also, thank you for helping to tidy up the stall." ”
"No······ No. The little girl waved her hand and said, "It's still ······ I haven't thanked you for finding the walnuts that my grandfather liked for me. ”
Su Ren smiled dumbly, buying and selling, his granddaughter gave a gift to his grandfather, how could there be an old man who was not happy and happy, it was really simple and cute.
At this moment, the fat man named Yin Duobao, who bought the popular copper coins and the shopkeeper of Duobao Pavilion, appeared in front of the stall, lifted the green shirt and gown, squatted there with a big belly, and did not look at the objects, staring at Su Ren with small eyes, and muttered as if chanting a scripture in his mouth: "Liar, scoundrel, deceive me 50,000 oceans, shameless, obscene, deceive me 50,000 oceans, blacker than the corner, more ruthless than touching porcelain, more than ·······"
The stall owners on the left and right had long necks, pricked up their ears, and watched the excitement from the side.
Xue Lei, who helped to place the objects, looked at Yin Duobao and Su Ren, a little at a loss, playing with her fingers and hiding timidly to the side.
"Smack."
Su Ren threw a string of Vajra Bodhi seeds onto the mat that had been laid out, and he was angry and raised his eyebrows, hugging his shoulders and raising his eyebrows: "What do you mean?" When did I lie to you. ”
Yin Duobao stood up, his big belly trembled up and down by inertia, and muttered: "The popular copper coin the day before yesterday." ”
"I ask you." Su Ren leaned forward and said in a condensed voice, "Is it a magic weapon!" Is it a popular copper coin! ”
The thing is genuine, Yin Duobao didn't refute, and nodded yes.
Su Ren spread his hands and said, "Since it is a popular copper coin and a magic weapon, what did I lie to you?" In the morning, you muttered to me, do you want the face of the shopkeeper? ”
Yin Duobao looked very unconvinced, and he didn't have much neck, "It's a magic weapon, it's a copper coin, but it can't drive away the filth at all, people block my door early in the morning, find me to settle accounts, I don't dare to go back to the store, of course I have to block your stall and find you to settle accounts." ”
Su Ren laughed angrily at the shameless appearance of the fat man, both people and goods are clear, I have never heard of selling things in Panjiayuan, and I have to take care of after-sales service, not to mention that the popular copper coins are not fakes, what is the difference between this and finding fault with nothing.
"If you don't learn, you can't do it! Who told you that the popular copper coin can drive away the filth? Popular copper coins are most afraid of dirt, once contaminated can not be formed, knowledge has been learned full of fat belly. ”
Yin Duobao patted his belly, brought up a series of waves, blinked his small eyes, and said suspiciously: "Can't drive away the filth?" ”
"Nonsense, it's even afraid of the leather pockets made of the stomach pouches of livestock, how can it drive away the filth." Su Ren said angrily: "What should you do in a hurry, don't make trouble with me." ”
After speaking, Su Ren ignored him, took out small wooden boxes containing walnuts from the suitcase, and asked Xue Lei on the side, "What kind of walnuts do you want to buy this time?" ”
"I ······ I don't know, I want you to help pick a pair. Xue Lei spoke timidly.
Su Ren pondered, "Then what is the shape of your father's hands. ”
Xue Lei stretched out her pink little hand and gestured: "Dad's hands are very big, and the flesh is a little fat." ”
"Then let's turn the lion's head over the sky." Su Ren picked out a small box, opened it to reveal two walnuts with full bellies, and said: "The lion's head is produced in Taihang Mountain, Hebei Province, and it belongs to the newly discovered variety. Super low pile, characterized by clear texture, large base, large flat tip, big head. The belly is full, the peony pattern on the bottom is obvious, and it looks like an ancient seal when looking up, which means that it is rich and auspicious, and the official position is like a mountain. It is more suitable for people with big hands and rich state to play. ”
Xue Lei seemed to understand whether she understood or not, she was confused when she listened, and stretched out her little hand to take the lion head of Fantianyin, which was very large, and she couldn't grasp it when kneading, and it was a little difficult.
Yin Duobao on the side had no face and no skin, and walked around the stall to Su Ren's side, as if it was not him who slandered him just now, and asked very affectionately: "How to get rid of the filth?" ”
Su Ren's eyebrows jumped, and he gritted his teeth and said: "You are still the shopkeeper of the store, and you have even forgotten the rules of one family and one goods?" ”
Glancing at the little girl who was still struggling with walnuts, Yin Duobao didn't care, and defended in a heartfelt manner: "She is looking at walnuts, and I am asking about filth, not the same thing, not the same thing, and what can't be said." ”
Pushing away Yin Duobao's fat body, making room for himself, he asked Xue Lei, "How about this walnut?" ”
"I don't understand." Xue Lei shook her head in confusion and asked, "How much." ”
Su Ren pondered: "Seven hundred yuan." ”
Xue Lei took the walnut and whispered in disbelief: "It's so big, it's so cheap." ”
"Cost price." Su Ren spread his hands and said, "I can't let you help set up the stall in vain." ”
Xue Leiqiao's face showed joy, and she asked timidly: "I, I didn't help much, the cost price ······ So, can I get back? ”
Su Ren bared his teeth and said, "Of course! ”
"Yo Yo Yo!"
Yin Duobao rolled his eyes beside him, and said in a strange voice: "I have never heard that Pan Jiayuan can return things sold by him, what else can he help to give the cost price, what do you help?" How many wire brushes do you have? Or did I help you get a few bracelets? It's not about looking at the beauty of other girls, and I'm ready to seduce with a little favor. ”
Su Ren gritted her teeth, clenched her fists and wanted to beat Yin Duobao, the little girl blushed on her slender neck, did not dare to raise her head, hurriedly took out the money and stuffed it into Su Ren's hand, like a frightened rabbit, ran away in a panic.
He Shen snickered on the side, pretending to admire the small advertisements for syphilis treatment posted on the wall. As if feeling the anger of the owner, the little milk cat on the shoulder didn't know why, and tilted its head cutely.
"Aim?"
"You're finding fault! Still want to fight! Su Ren roared angrily.
"Don't be angry, one family, one goods, this is what you said, now that one is gone, you should face me." Yin Duobao had a hippie smile on his face, bumped Su Ren's shoulder, as if he had been a friend for many years, licked a big pie face and said, "Quick, tell me quickly, how to get rid of the filth." ”
Su Ren dared to swear that he had never seen such a shopkeeper who had no manners, was skillful, shameless, shameless, and despicable to the point of having no bottom line.
Isn't the shopkeeper of Panjiayuan very erudite? Isn't it very personable? Isn't it very particular about temperament, calm and immovable? Why is there still such a thing hidden in it, it is really eye-opening and will never be forgotten.