Yan Yan deeply felt that he must have been haunted by ghosts recently, and he was killed by Tai Sui, to put it simply, he was unlucky, he was really unlucky!

First of all, the marriage contract that came out of nowhere, and he had to force him to marry a bandit daughter as his wife, what kind of joke? Not to mention that he hasn't lived a free and casual single life enough, even if he really wants to marry, it must be a beautiful girl, sensible and obedient, both face and will not restrain him, where will he get that kind of goods?

Fortunately, he was smart and got out in time, so he didn't fall into the sea of misery.

It's just that later, bad luck happened one after another, which was really annoying.

What do you say in order to avoid the barbaric bandits who don't know what to do in case of fire and loss of reason, they have to move to the suburbs, and even he can only hide in the house for several days, facing those boring subordinates all day long, can't go out, and almost didn't suffocate him!

I don't care about my parents' nervous words, even if the vicious mother-in-law is her own daughter-in-law, isn't it every woman's duty to serve her in-laws obediently? If you can't get used to it, just find a reason to take a break, and see if she dares to be arrogant!

Finally, when my father went out to do business, my mother secretly ran out when she didn't know what she was busy with, and specially beckoned those friends who hadn't seen her for a long time to go out and have fun. Everyone greeted each other, visited a few shops that they used to frequent, and after a few glasses of rice wine, they opened a yellow * cavity.

Said to be where there are a few new prostitutes, with a more charming face than a woman, in the land of fireworks, but it is better than the color of the wind and dust, beautiful and stunning, especially the posture of the bones, the body is soft and easy to push down, no matter how to toss can cooperate with the fun, the soul erosion * bone is the most unstoppable.

Words and laws are disdainful, bluntly said that if this is the case, it is better to play women directly, since you want to play men, then play really, it is best to be unruly, after 300 rounds of the war, see him obey under his own body, obedient as a dog, that is really happy!

The fallacy has won the approval and flattery of many people, and some people do not like to oppose it. While arguing endlessly, someone suddenly pointed to a figure outside the window and said: "Young Master Yan, there is no basis for what you say, when you light up the real guy, let me wait to see your awesomeness before I can be convinced, right?" ”

As soon as this remark came out, there were countless hecklers.

In the end, it is used to doing nonsense, and coupled with the courage of wine, it is the most exciting. Yan Yan raised his head and took a few glasses of rice wine down, and thought that he was majestic and went downstairs, shaking his fan, extremely chic.

It's just that at that time I thought how chic I was, and on the other hand, that punch hit me in the face, flying, falling, raising a thick layer of dust, and I fell into the dirt how wolf I was.

Syllable! A speech of the scene of the day, raising his hand and slapping his face, it was really a perennial falcon, but he was pecked blind by a swallow. But who would have thought that the person who was considered the most man by everyone would be a woman! And she is also the female bandit he dislikes the most!

Tsk, what a shame!

"Barbarian!" pouted, but it involved the wound, Yan wantonly covered the corners of the injured mouth, and couldn't help muttering, "That kind of violent person, where does it look like a woman!" ”

Although it's obviously like this, "the figure is really good!" ”

I snorted dryly, but my mind involuntarily recalled what I saw that day, the thin shoulders, narrow waist, even if it was covered by clothes, but looking at the straight back, Yan Yan could also imagine the amazing arc between his lower waist and hips, especially a pair of straight long legs, if he could cross his waist, and then hold Yingying's thin waist, swaying, listening to the wooden bed, wouldn't it**?

Thinking obscenely, I seemed to really hear the sound of the stake shaking, knock, knock, knock, heavier, heavier, louder than the other.

He followed the sound and touched it, and saw that the long legs that had just made him think about it were kicking on a wooden stake one after another, each movement was strong, powerful, and wrapped in the wind, but after dozens of strokes, the stake, which was as thick as her calf, finally couldn't bear it, and it fell apart with a bang.

“！！！！”

Han Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, and while wiping his sweat with a cloth towel, he told Qiu Ju: "No, it's still not strong enough, next time you can find a thicker stake."

"Yes, miss, I see."

Han Xuan nodded, turned around and saw Yan Yan on the side, stunned and idiot, but he pretended to be here, pretending to be here inadvertently, contrived and ridiculous. couldn't help frowning, she didn't have a good impression of him at all, "Why are you here?" ”

Yan Yan patted the paper fan in his hand and walked over, and when he was about to open it, he met the other party's sneering eyes, suddenly thought of something, and took it back stupidly, but he still raised his chin and tried to make a look of a gentleman who was molesting a woman from a good family, "!" ”

He has always been used to making mistakes, slipping chickens and touching dogs, opening his mouth to tease women with yellow accents, and looking at the other party's red cheeks in shame, he feels interesting and satisfied.

Now that he is interested in Han Xuan and thinks that she is also a woman, he wants to see what she looks like when she blushes?

It's just that he forgot that the person in front of him really can't be measured by the level of ordinary people.

I saw her standing leisurely with her arms crossed, without any embarrassment, on the contrary, she looked up and down with great interest, and if he was stimulated by the real sight, he was as embarrassed as running naked in front of everyone, and when he was uncomfortable, he actually felt a little embarrassed.

Just as I was thinking about the impulsiveness that I might as well slip away regardless of it, I heard a sneer.

When he looked up, he saw Han Xuan stretching out the little thumb of his right hand to him, pointing downward, and tapped it three times.

"Weak chicken!"

Yan Yan only felt that there was something banging in his head, male dignity was ridiculed like this, even a man couldn't bear it, and when he saw her turn around, he wanted to leave, and subconsciously stepped forward and reached out to hold her.

"Wait a minute, you're not allowed to go."

In the next moment, his wrist tightened, and his body was involuntarily pulled over, and his back was suddenly smashed to the ground in a whirlwind.

"Bang!"

The sky is so blue, and the back is so hot, it must have been worn out by the stones, Yan Yan gritted his teeth, and tried to widen his eyes to look at the woman with an indifferent expression in front of him, "Don't touch me." In his dark eyes was undisguised contempt and disgust, like looking at an ant.

Yan Yan's heart was tight, but he was stunned for a long time at the moment, and when he suddenly woke up, he subconsciously pursued the figure of that person, "Bastard, you!" Then, I saw the picture that he will never forget.

The two figures snuggling up to each other, the man sitting and lying, with a spoiled and gentle face, reached out to wipe the sweaty hair on the woman's face, because the height was not enough, the woman also deliberately bent down to cooperate, with a comfortable expression, inadvertently rubbed the man's palm with his face, as if the cat returning from playfulness was spoiled to the owner, where is there a little bit of coldness that people should not enter.

Yan Yan was stunned for a while, and he kept watching the two people go away like this, until he saw the one looking back, the other provocative smile.

"Damn!" A punch fell, and he didn't care about the bloodstains, and suddenly remembered something, he sneered, and he accepted this provocation! "Let's go."