Chapter 63: Thinking about the past
Chapter 63 Remembering the Year
"Smack!"
Su Ren slapped the straw man on the trash can, raised his hand and left a piece of grass mustard, the cleaning aunt looked displeased, and pinched the bucket waist viciously.
"What kind of ability is it to bully ordinary people, you have the ability to rush at me!"
Su Ren roared loudly, which was particularly eye-catching.
"To make a game, of course, it needs to be fun with a lot of people, otherwise it's just you and me, it's not interesting."
The voice is hoarse, harsh, and gloomy, and the content contained in it makes people stand up hairs, unconsciously shiver, and take life as a game, which is really lawless and vicious.
Su Ren watched and listened to all directions, for fear that the straw man who appeared at any time would hurt the innocent.
"Neurotic! Perverted/Perverted! ”
The clown chatters, sometimes the words don't make sense, and it's no different from a madman.
The long tail wrapped around Su Ren's neck, and the little milk cat sat on his shoulder, looking at the broken straw man with blue eyes, grinning at the pain in his buttocks.
Raising his legs and stomping on a straw man on the flower bed, Su Ren became more and more anxious in his heart, the grass man was haunted, it could appear anywhere, the distance was different, the position was different, if he continued to run around and waste his body, he would face the clown and fight with the other party.
By the pool, a pair of small couples next to no one's passion/affection/heat/kiss, but did not find that behind them a straw man who can run, holding a steel needle in his hand, is sprinting towards himself, the sharp needle tip is aimed at the lumbar vertebra acupoint, once pierced here, the next life will definitely have no worries about food and clothing, worship by the state, and sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
"Oops! It's too late! ”
Su Ren's heart was broken, and he could only watch the tragedy happen, and the anger in his brain was even greater, and he couldn't wait to dismantle the clown into eight pieces and divide the five horses.
But at this moment, under the small shadow of the straw man, a black shadow-like arm suddenly came out of it, grabbed the jumping straw man, and crushed it on the spot.
Su Ren was stunned when he saw this, and then he was overjoyed.
At this time, Zhang Yi ran from a distance out of breath, stuffed Su Ren with a thumb-sized wooden bead, and gasped urgently: "Give ······ Bring it to you······ came, and didn't dare to delay for a minute. ”
Su Ren solemnly patted Zhang Yi on the shoulder, untied the bracelet he was wearing on his wrist, put the Huai Mu Zhu back on and put it on, stared at the clown who was laughing leisurely in the distance, and shouted softly: "Nie Zheng, He Shen." ”
"The minions are here!"
As soon as the voice of the call fell, two figures immediately appeared in front of him.
One was silent, black and faceless, like a ghost.
One wore braids and wore the usual clothes of the Qing Dynasty nobles, like a squire and a rich man.
Su Ren didn't take his eyes off the clown, gritted his teeth and said, "Find it for me!" Along the way, there was not a single straw man left. ”
"Huh!"
The black shadow disappeared immediately, but He Shen looked at it in a panic, half a sound, bowed a ninety degree bow, and begged for mercy: "Enlighten the master, the slave······ Minions can't destroy straw men. ”
Su Ren glared and said, "If you can't destroy the straw man, can't you find it, can't you look at it?" Can't help? Two pairs of eyes are better than one! ”
Feeling the roar, He Shen shrank his neck in fright, knelt on one knee with the word "chirp", and then ran away in disgrace.
"Dumb, doll, oops, that's the pink nose."
"Dumb, iron railing on the left front."
"Dumb, back pots."
"Dumb, what's that, that's, oops, bad eyes or what's going on, it's on the trolley."
"Dumb, hurry up, get under the car, there are also under the car, it's moving, the steel needle is out, you hurry up, I'm going to stab that little lady."
"Dumb, hey, what are you doing beating me, be careful that I tell my master, you are guilty of bullying your colleagues······"
One by one, the straw figures were found by Nie Zheng and Shen one after another, and their goals were different, including cleaners, tourists, staff in cartoon suits, and stall owners selling food, and the only thing they had in common was ······ Their faces were all over twenty years old, and none of them had any children.
Nie Zheng drilled into the shadows, fast, smart, and ruthless, the grass man was invincible, and he was wiped out with one blow, and he Shen's sharp eyes were slippery, hiding on the side and shouting for command.
When Nie Zheng appeared, the clown's eyes in the distance almost fell out, he screamed with joy, took a short leg and turned around and ran. Fortunately, the two ghosts were silent, their actions were quite secret, and there was no riot, even if they saw it, it was just a scene of broken straw men.
Su Ren chased after him desperately, secretly swearing that if he caught the other party, he would first press him to the ground and beat him violently, and then lock him up in the desert greening project, the well-guarded Great Northwest Prison, one person ran, one person chased, and a few people followed by Boss Ma from a distance behind, they kept making phone calls, looking for help.
Magical Haunted House.
Glancing at the colorful names above, Su Ren didn't think about it, and rushed in directly.
"Hey... Hey... Wait, buy a ticket, buy a ticket, what do you want to break into without a ticket? ”
An eldest sister at the door was very dissatisfied, opened her arms, and stopped Su Ren like an old hen.
Su Ren gasped and said, "Why didn't you buy that just now?" ”
The eldest sister pinched her waist and said: "That's a child, don't want a ticket, you have to buy it if you want to go in, it was your child who ran in just now?" I didn't care, I was so naughty, I ran in with a swish, and I was startled. ”
"Children? Child? ”
In order to get rid of the entanglement, Su Ren hurriedly took out a hundred oceans from his wallet, stuffed it into her hand, and shouted: "No need to look for it!" ”
"Hey, hey, come back!"
The eldest sister grabbed Su Ren, who was about to run, and staggered a few steps after being led, her face was not a face, and her nose was not a nose and said: "What do you mean you don't have to look for it, the money is not enough, the ticket is one hundred and sixteen, and sixty is less." ”
Su Ren couldn't wait to put the eldest sister to the ground, and quickly took out another hundred oceans and slapped it into her hand: "This time it's enough!" ”
The eldest sister dragged again: "Give me back!" ”
Su Ren turned around helplessly, what kind of day is it today, what is going wrong, and said dejectedly: "What's the matter with you!" ”
The eldest sister said seriously: "Don't worry, these are two doors, one in and one out, you can't lose anyone, I'll give you a ticket first, find a child in a hurry, I understand, I understand, I understand, it's all the hearts of parents, I also have children, and there are three, boss······ It's a girl, and she's obedient, but the second and third are kids, and the two and the third are kids, and they don't eat well, and the books just issued in the kindergarten can also be ripped off, and they are a quasi-bear child······ Yo, why are you bleeding from your hands, what did you get, wait, I'll find you a medical kit. ”
As soon as the eldest sister turned around and left with the ticket book, Su Ren hurriedly rushed in.
Tang Seng, a thorough Tang Seng.
"Hey, it's really urgent, the guy is just unstable, I want to ······ back then"