"This part-time job is good, Hengdian Film and Television Group is looking for a male protagonist, who is tall and handsome, with distinct facial features, magnetic voice, good at expression, unique temperament and love to perform, no obvious disability in the body, well, these are my perfect match."

Li Jianren carefully touched his chin and thought about it seriously for a while, looked at the indication that the estimated annual salary was at least 300,000 yuan, and in a serious and responsible attitude, he clicked to send a resume of his own, "Eh, I look so handsome, but in the society of brushing my face and eating, I just want to rely on my strength, eh, it's really completely incurable." ”

"Goo Goo Goo Coo ~" Unfortunately, the cruel reality instantly pulled him back, "It's time to take medicine, no, it's time to eat!" ”

"It seems that if you don't find a part-time job, you should drink the northwest wind." He sighed like this, rummaged through his shriveled wallet, cut off the idea of going out, got up and went to the kitchen cabinet, only to find two slices of bread, plus half a bottle of suspected spoiled yogurt that he hadn't drunk last time, "Eh, life is bitter." ”

Bring all these things to the spotless dining table, take a slice of bread mixed with some yogurt and stuff it into your mouth, so you can fill your stomach first and then say, "Hiccup~ full of warm thoughts, it's time to relax!" On the weekend of a single dog, find a film to have fun first. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was about to click on an unknown website when suddenly an unknown call came in.

"Holy, so a**!" After repeatedly confirming the authenticity, Li Jianren thought for a while, hey, no, I was shopping online today, I wanted to buy some birthday gifts for my goddess, and finally picked a special jewelry, but I was still dragging three eights behind my head, and I didn't even blind my titanium alloy dog eyes, and I didn't buy anything else?

"Is that winning message real?" Going downstairs with doubts, Li Jianren decided that it was still necessary to find out the truth of the matter, what if it was true?

With the mentality of trying it out, Li Jianren finally went downstairs, but he kept complaining in his heart, it's really hell, the history of human civilization is only a few thousand years, and a peat company actually dares to claim to be a 10,000-year celebration, and the prize is even more nonsense, a multi-functional general-purpose growth smart machine? It's so powerful, as for you to send me a courier?

"Is there any mistake, this is a cheater?"

Looking at the queue of people from the door of the express station at the end of the street to the street, Li Jianren was stupid, he meowed, this situation is a bit wrong, today is neither Double 11, nor Golden Week, why are there so many people?

Besides, I came in a hurry, I put on slippers at my feet, and I put on a shirt and shorts with me, how do you look at how unsociable, and then look at what the hell he meows in front of meow, a suit and tie forget it, but is it too much for you to hold a flower in your hand, hey! Dude, are you in the wrong place? This is the express station, not if you are sincere, do not disturb!

"Hey, brother, you're here to see the beautiful woman, right?" I don't know when, there was a queue behind me, the same as him, wearing a shirt and shorts, looking down, yo, a slipper didn't know where to go.

It's just that his body fat is too fat, and his clothes are forced to be turned into children's clothes by him, shrimp things? "What's the beauty inside? I'm here to pick up the delivery. ”

He also tried to explain, but he was soon defeated under the innocent gaze of the fat man, "You poor hangers, you are boring, you don't have a good excuse, cut!" ”

I damn it, Li Jianren, who was contemptuous of the fat man, only felt that the whole person was not good, so he could only let his thoughts be messy in the wind, and finally lined up at the door of the express delivery point, and before he could see the appearance clearly, he heard a heavy breathing sound around him, I didn't know, I thought I had come to a group of asthma patients.

"Damn, where did this girl come from? Child-faced giant! ”

"Just for Qiu, I'll give 100 points."

"Girl, how much does cement cost a night?!"

"Cut, a bun of dirt buns who have never seen the world." Li Jianren raised his mouth disdainfully, and then glanced inadvertently at it.

I saw the jade man faintly faint red tide, brushing towards the peach blush, the cheeks were smiling and rippling, and with a delicate baby face that seemed to be two-dimensional, it was simply beautiful, but the most exciting thing was the giant ru bulging under the uniform, girl, aren't you usually tired like this?!

"This is the courier site, please don't get in the way of my work, okay?!" Before Li Jianren woke up from his flying thoughts, he heard a sweet and glutinous voice, which was even sweeter than the voice of the voice actor.

"Who said I wasn't here to send a courier, girl, come, brother, this Patek Philippe watch, you can send it to No. XXX Qinglong Street for me."

"That's it, I'm also here to send a courier, girl, please pack me and take it away, wherever you go."

The girl listened to this, and she was probably anxious, "Oh, who of you really came to send and receive the courier, please come to the front to handle the business, okay?" ”

"I'm here to handle the courier, please let me plug in the (evil dividing line) girl, thank you!" In line with the great chivalrous spirit of drawing a knife to help when the road is uneven, Li Jianren relied on his tall stature, squeezed all the way to the front desk, stretched out a hand and handed over the ID card, but someone kept pushing and shoving on the side, and suddenly, "Fuck, who touched my butt!" ”

The outstretched hand poked forward in an instant, touching a soft storage zài, hey, will it move? It feels good, pinch.

"Oops~"

is worthy of being a girl who can get full marks, and even the frightened screaming voice is spicy and beautiful, but unfortunately there are many people, Li Jianren can only regretfully withdraw the salty pig hand of a well-known brand, and glared at the middle-aged uncle who was staring at him next to him, hum.

"Rogue ~"

"Shameless, I was preempted by this kid."

The two voices sounded almost at the same time, but they were all ignored by Li Jianren's gorgeous beauty, and when nothing happened, he handed over his ID card, "Sister, I tried my best to finally come in, please take off the courier for me." ”

I have to say that the service of the express station is still top, even if he was attacked just now, the girl still took his ID card with a red face and began to type it in the computer, "Okay." ””

It's just that the sound beauty is more beautiful, and Li Jianren couldn't help but compare her with his own goddess, "Well, I want both." ”

"Boy, which way are you going to go?" The middle-aged uncle who witnessed the whole process next to him felt that it was time to show his savings, so he raised the Pierre Cardin wallet in his hand, and glanced at Li Jianren arrogantly. Dare to rob women with me. ”

Li Jianren rolled his eyes, chewing on the chewing gum that he had turned out out of nowhere, "Uncle, your symptoms are menstrual irregularities, hurry up and go home and take medicine." ”

"You!" The middle-aged uncle thought that the poor hanging in front of him would retreat in difficulty, and he didn't want him to dare to bury himself, so he suddenly wanted to be angry, but it happened that the girl at the express station came out of the warehouse, "Here, this is your express." ”

Li Jianren was really curious, and he looked at the box for a long time after flipping through it, and then pointed to the blank space above and said suspiciously, "Sister, why didn't my courier indicate the place of sending?" ”

The uncle next to him is really hot, Nima's take a courier to rub something, get a ride and leave early, so as not to be an eyesore, "Poor B is poor B, get a courier and look through it for a long time, I haven't bought anything in my life." ”

It's a pity that Li Jianren directly gave him a gorgeous back of the head, and if you don't accept it, you brought the girl home.

"Really?" Tongyan Juru obviously doesn't have a good impression of the expired uncle with a big belly, but he doesn't have a good face for Li Jianren, who claims to be a little fresh meat, just out of responsibility for his profession, he took the courier and took a look, "Shouldn't it?!" ”

"What can a poor B courier have to worry about, it's only a few dollars!" The uncle put the key in his hand on the counter with a show, and continued to entangle the uniform girl who frowned, seeing that the girl ignored it, he said directly, "How about it, Range Rover Limited Edition, follow me, this car, directly give you the whole one!" ”

It's a pity that the flattering eyes are thrown to the blind man, the girl is immersed in work at the moment, and she doesn't care about him at all, "But your information is correct, why don't you just open the package and see what's inside?" ”

"Okay." Regarding the girl's appearance and service attitude, Li Zewei didn't mind staying longer, took a pair of scissors and slowly began to dismember the package, and chatted with the girl while talking about the day, and the uncle next to him swallowed his mind in one gulp.

"Wow, what a cute puppy~!"

As soon as he opened the package, a surprised voice sounded instantly, and Li Jianren didn't see what kind of breed it was after looking at it for a long time, is this a joke? Who is bored enough to send themselves this kind of thing?

What caught my eye was a little pudding that fell into a deep sleep, at this moment the two fleshy claws covered his eyes, his slightly sideways body was rolled together, and the golden hair on his body was spotless, like a small hairball, it was so cute and cute, stupid and cute.

However, what shocked Li Jianren even more was the sentence echoing in his mind at this moment, "QNX-999 smart phone qì person, the only person who recognizes the main system has been successfully bound, free trial within seven days, any function can be picked at will, come and play, little handsome guy!" "Important things have to be said three times, but in the bottom of Li Jianren's heart, it is full of cows, and the Pleasant Goat chariot on the street is also said the same, can you not be so unreliable.

Obviously, this voice can only be heard by Li Jianren alone, and the middle-aged uncle next to him is not affected at all, at this moment, his eyes are shining with raging fire, and he greedily watches the girl pick up the puppy and rub it on her chest, and her heart is hot, "Brother, what is your puppy called, tell me a price!" ”