“hhhhhh”

"I was confessed by someone I liked, how do I respond, wait online, urgent!"

Satisfied, I posted this news.

Soon, there was a dynamic reply: "Sue sù her, you get out of here, I want to vomit when I see you." ”

How can I say it, although I am very good at trying to get away with it, but this way, isn't it a bit too much? Uh, and so on.

The avatar of Cao Cao, the real Three Kingdoms Matchless, is called Cao Cao.

"Boss Cao! You're not kidding me, are you? I shouted.

No response.

It's suspicious.

I was about to go up to Boss Cao to theorize, when a text message suddenly came from my mobile phone.

"Your tail number xxxx card spent (consumed) 2,333 yuan on April 26, and the balance was 103.95 yuan. 【ICBC】"

Oh, I forgot to mention, I've already been paid this month.

"Ahhhh I put my head in my hands and fell into a frenzy.

Boss Cao! What exactly did you buy! No, and how do you know my online banking password?

The boss strolled around Taobao with a leisurely face. "It's a figurine. Figurines. These villains are very delicate, and Lone likes them very much. ”

Entering the house ruined his life, and the figure was poor for three generations.

That's probably what I'm talking about.

Tears welled up in the corners of my eyes. For a guy like me who has to wait to crack even a single-player game, such a high-end luxury consumption can be insulated from my life. Oh, and of course, don't ask me where I got the money for the console.

"If you don't go, you'll be late."

Ahhh It's half past eleven! Feeling your pockets, purses? What about wallets?

"You don't have many resources in the first place, and your precious coins should be kept for other purposes, not wasted on inviting people to dinner."

Bastard, you really have the face to say it!

Boss Cao paused, "Besides, since she likes you, no matter where she takes her to eat, she won't mind." ”

Oh yes. Boss Cao really woke up the dreamer with a word, and I forgot about it if I didn't say it.

If it was Xiao Yueyue, she would just blame me for a few words, and then accompany me to eat spicy tang without disgust. Hey, hey, hey!

"Xiao Yueyue, I've been a little nervous lately, let's go eat the spicy tang opposite the north gate of the school, do you say okay?"

There was a coquettish voice on the other end of the phone, it was really numb!

"But I'm already at the Western restaurant I made an appointment with."

"Oh, it's okay, come out, it's not very far anyway, why don't I pick you up?" I remembered the BMW I parked downstairs. Well, this BMW is in quotation marks, but it's actually just an electric car.

"But I've already ordered food." Xiao Yueyue on the other end of the phone was a little depressed, and even cried.

How can a man embarrass his beloved woman! I was on fire right away.

"Oh, that's good, I'll be right there!"

"Uh-huh! It's okay to slow down, Zixiu is the best! ”

I breathed a few sighs of relief, for fear that I wouldn't be able to hold back the joy of being praised by Xiao Yueyue and would explode to death.

I pulled out a credit card from my empty wallet.

Hmph, Boss Cao, there are many things you don't understand in this world, and you still have a lot to learn.

In short, you have to change the online banking password again.

No, now I can only close the online banking! Even if you change the password, you will definitely be coerced out by Boss Cao.

Exaggerated number of plates, I swallowed.

"Ahhh Xiao Yueyue seems to be wearing a wig today? The curly double ponytail long hair has the taste of a little Lori, and even the attitude is much more enthusiastic, so cute!

I returned the favor with a gentle smile. "Hey."

I clenched my fists tightly. It's a pity that I don't have the money to buy a diamond ring with such a suitable mood for marriage proposal today.

What does it mean to be beautiful and delicious? Look at Xiao Yueyue's cherry mouth, how did she clean up such a big piece of steak so quickly? Just looking at her earnestness as she struggled to cut the steak, my whole burning heart melted.

That's right, it's full, and it's not for any other reason, really. I have enough money.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Xiao Yueyue's care also arrived at this time.

I smiled and shook my head, "I'll see you eat." ”

Xiao Yueyue smiled embarrassedly, this sweet smile can only be guarded by me! In a trance, I suddenly realized that I don't often go out to eat with Xiao Yueyue.

Although the last time was the first time I went shopping with her, it seems that the frequency of eating or something is still very high.

Ah, my previous memories are so vague, I must have done nothing, that's why I'm so vague.

At this time, Xiao Yueyue ate ice cream, looked at the scenery outside the window, and put her other hand on the table.

There are flaws!

I touched Xiao Yueyue's hand quickly but not rudely.

Syllable.

Pounced.

Hmph, little villain, look at me!

Bang bang bang.

Bang bang.

After a fight, I didn't succeed at all. Xiao Yueyue had already finished eating the ice cream.

"Hah! I'm done! So full, so full! Thank you! Zixiu! ”

"It's good if you're happy." I touched my red, swollen hand in distress.

"Hello, sir, are you paying for it?"

I nodded, carrying the extremely important credit card in my arms. For more than 20 years, his life and face have all been saved by it.

Yes! Just not exceeded!

Cut. It turned out that the overdraft limit had just been swiped.

In short, you don't have to help pay back the money in this dishwashing!

I wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead.

What the hell does a meal cost more than Boss Cao's figures, damn it. But the thought that this is for my beloved and loved Satsuki Tsukika, I quickly let go.

Xiao Yueyue looked at me embarrassedly.

"Hee-hee, didn't it cost a lot of money?"

"It's okay, it's okay! As long as you eat happily, I am more satisfied than anyone else! "Xiao Yueyue's active concern is like a clear spring water, huh?

There seems to be something wrong there.

Yes! The size is wrong!

I felt the roots of my ears burn. The size of Euro Opai has been increased by several levels!

If it used to be barely a C, now there is at least an F! Why didn't you notice this difference when you got along before?

I blushed and bowed my head, ashamed of my actions.

I'm an upright gentleman, and a fair and honest husband can be so rude

"That Zixiu? Are you feeling unwell? ”

I coughed heavily for a moment, then got up and waved my hand, "When you're full, let's go." ”

"Where are we going this afternoon?" Looking at Xiao Yueyue's relaxed and happy expression, my heart also sprouted.

After listening to my question, Xiao Yueyue seemed very happy at first, I was waiting for her to open her mouth to agree, but I didn't expect her to suddenly become silent, and then shook her head very resolutely, "Sister, I have something to do in the afternoon, I can't play with you." ”

Now is the time!

I grabbed her hand, full of enthusiasm.

"Is it to investigate the intelligence of the Emperor Spirit? Or do you have an opponent? You call Squint, I call Boss Cao, let's work together to kill him! ”

Hey? Xiao Yueyue's hands are different from last time, they look very warm.

"Hee-hee" Xiao Yueyue suddenly broke free of my hand. "I'm really sorry Brother Zixiu, I will definitely explain it to you if I have a chance in the future, goodbye!"

Yes.

Gone?

Don't wait for me.

Xiao Yueyue ran away quickly.

Leave me alone.

Today's wind is really bleak.

However, the wind in the bleak world is not as good as mine at the moment.

A heart as fiery as fire!

"Oh yes!" I yelled like crazy, and the uncle next to me was so frightened that I almost fell.

It's okay, it's okay, uncle, you fall, I'll pay if you touch the porcelain!

Xiao Yueyue, what did you call me just now?

What's what? Didn't you hear? She obviously called my brother Zixiu! Is this a tactful show of affection?

"Na, Na Boss Cao, did you say?" Like a kitten, I squinted and rubbed Boss Cao's sideburns and stubble face tamely.

Boss Cao played with his mobile phone and ignored me.

"Huh? Boss Cao, you also brush Zhihu? What are you looking at? ”

Boss Cao said lightly: "What can a single dog do to be amorous." ”

Cut. I shook my head, "It's impossible to find a girlfriend in modern times by reading this kind of unnutritious answer every day." ”

The Heavenly Sword came out.

"Hey, boss! If you have something to say! I'm your Horcrux! Why do you want to cut me! ”

Hurried knocking on the door.

"Who, who!" Really, it's obviously a meal now, and the takeout I ordered with Boss Cao shouldn't have arrived so soon. Besides, he never delivers to his doorstep.

As soon as I opened the door, I was attacked by sharp heels and broken eggs.

Naturally, after reaching out to cover the balls, I bent into an X-shaped leg and fell to the ground.

"Xiao Yueyue? How are you?"

"Where, where?" Xiao Yueyue's face was very long, and the squinting eyes on the side didn't smile much. I suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a few strings of tears on Xiao Yueyue's pink cheeks.

"Tell me what's going on?"

Hey.

How did it become C again.

Under Xiao Yueyue's bangs, there are a pair of angry and helpless eyes. She grabbed me from the ground and shook me hard.

"Where the hell did you hide my sister Mercy Star!"

Ahh How do you have a sister?

The people in the bar were frantically shaking their bodies in a drunken look, and in one of the private rooms, a young man in a suit and leather shoes was enjoying his cigar, flanked by several seductive half-naked women.

"Boss, boss, that's what I told you, that awesome chick."

Several of his subordinates loosened the sack, and what came out of the sack was the "Xiao Yueyue" with whom Cao Zixiu had lunch at noon, except for the difference in figure, the faces of the two were exactly the same. Because she was glued to her mouth with duct tape, she couldn't make a sound, she just kept humming and looking full of fear.

"Hey, hey, hey" The man pulled up "Xiao Yueyue", leaned close to her face and sniffed, "You guys did a good job, it seems that you have caught an incredible Horcrux!" If I can obtain her 'Emperor Soul', I, Liu Ziye, will have the capital to be able to sit on an equal footing with those unbeatable old guys. ”