Chapter Ninety-Nine: Idiot

There are many Korean singing programs, but there is only one harmonious and friendly harmony, MBC TV "Music Center". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Play songs but don't score, don't rank, don't worry.

Without contrast, there is no harm. A large group of guest singers who sang opened their arms, relaxed, and sat around eating, drinking, and connecting with their feelings.

The two hosts who are the most "loved" by the singers are surrounded in the center, serving delicious food and drink.

"Yuri senior, this is an authentic Chinese shredded chicken, please taste it. Also, this is our new album CD. A young boy blushed and said, "Please give us more words of publicity for our new song." Please! ”

"Tiffany Ernie, this is the original imported Florida juice from the United States, do you taste it?" This time our new song is sexy and a little playful......"

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Just because there is no score ranking doesn't mean there isn't competition.

"Let's ask AAA to play their new song."

"Now let's ask AAA to play their new song, it's amazing, balabala."

The two ways of reporting the curtain have very different publicity effects, all in the host's thoughts.

Therefore, it is natural for the host to be sought after, liked, and stuttered by the singers.

And the recent hosts of "Music Center" are Girls' Generation Yuri and Tiffany. Other companies, other artists, and the host position that can't be competed for by the money is so easily covered by S.M. Let whoever you want to host.

Girls' Generation's silly t and nerd, so easily added the title of "host" to his NAVER encyclopedia.

No matter what others envy, envy or hate, this is fate.

The mobile phone rang with "Ding Ding Dong ~~", and Yuri didn't even react yet. The crowd of onlookers reminded "enthusiastically".

"Yuri-senpai, it's your phone."

"Yurioni, I'll keep the food for you first, please feel free to call."

In the hellish real world, Yuri walked to the corner and connected the phone under the gaze of thousands of people.

"Yo Posei, this is the parking lot security room. Kwon Yoo Ri Xi, your nanny car was hit in the parking lot. Since you can't contact the broker, please go to the parking lot to deal with it. ”

Before Yuri could answer, the phone was hung up.

……

The screen turns.

In the parking lot, Park Hyo-jun, the "security guard" who had just hung up the phone, looked worried and asked worriedly: "Brother, is it really okay to say this?" There are so many loopholes in this method that I don't even believe it. ”

Lin Dong shrugged, raised two fingers, and said with a smile: "Whether the strategy can work or not depends mainly on the person who has been deceived." For two reasons, my plan will not fail. ”

"So powerful?" Park Hyo-jun's expression changed slightly, and he clasped his fists and saluted seriously, "Please advise!" ”

"First, the artist's revenue share must be deducted from the operating costs first. Food, accommodation, fuel and travel expenses, including the car repair fee, are actually all with the artist's money. Unfortunately, Kwon Yoori is the worst family among the girls in her generation. Thrifty, she will definitely come down to seek compensation. ”

Park Hyo-joon nodded and was taught, and summed it up in his own words: The person who picks the door the most is the easiest to deceive.

Lin Dong continued: "Second, Kwon Yoo-ri's nicknames are 'Kwon Nerd' and 'Kwon General Attack', which reflects her personality from the side: an impulsive second stunned. The simpler the way to deal with this kind of person, the easier it is to be effective; She doesn't understand complicated deception. ”

Park Hyo-joon suddenly realized that nerds are easier to deceive than those who pick the door.

People who are both picky and stupid are the best "water fish".

"Here she is. Act like a little bit, if you see through it, I'll beat you. ”

"Don't worry! If I can't even fool such a fool, I'll go and jump the Han River myself. ”

The two men squatted on the ground, pointing at the nanny car, "seriously" studying the extent of the damage.

Yuri, who was in the distance, didn't suspect him, and ran over panting.

"What happened to my car?"

"It's fine." Lin Dong turned to face Quan Yuli and said with a smile: "Your car is fine, but you will be in trouble soon." ”

Kwon Yoo-ri immediately turned around and wanted to run; was questioned by Lin Dong with a ponytail.

"Yikes! Let me go! ”

"Be honest!" Lin Dong grabbed Quan Yuli and dragged him to the Land Rover, "Sit down obediently." Otherwise, hehe, your secret will see the light. ”

Kwon Yoo-ri was angry and yelled, "Hooligan, bastard, villain......"

Lin Dong plucked out his ears, looked like he was underbeaten, and said with a smile: "Scold, scold hard." The harder you scold, the more serious the consequences will be. ”

The sound of "phew" ended, and the scolding stopped abruptly, and Quan Yuli glared at Lin Dong angrily, but did not speak again. The carriage returned to tranquility.

"Brother, is this a kidnapping?" Park Hyo-joon swallowed his saliva and looked timidly scared.

"Even if you call the police, if you don't call the police, it doesn't count. What a simple thing. Lin Dong patted Kwon Yoo-li's face, "Do you want to call the police?" ”

"Phew!"

Lin Dong wiped the saliva on his face, "I just think this means 'don't want to'." Hyo-joon, drive! ”

"Inside!"

With an uneasy heart, Land Rover embarked on a journey.

……

"Don't be in a daze, take out your phone and ask for leave from the company and the Music Center. Otherwise, if someone else helps you call the police, it won't be easy to do. ”

"Ya Xiba! What the hell do you want?! There's a limit to tolerance, don't always threaten me with that! ”

Lin Dong didn't speak, just looked at Quan Yuli and smiled faintly.

A man and a woman are staring at each other, just playing the game of eye control.

After three minutes, the game ends with the girl blushing shyly.

Kwon Yoo-ri reluctantly took out her mobile phone and called the company, Tiffany and the PD of the program team to ask for leave.

"Yassi! You killed me. If you lose the position of the host of this show, I won't let you go. ”

"Whew! You idiot, you still want to lie to me? Lin Dong cocked Erlang's legs and said proudly: "S.M Company is preparing to spin off the TTS team from Girls' Generation. Starting from the next issue, the host of "Music Center" will be handed over to the three of them. It's a warm-up in advance, and let's see how fans react to this combination. ”

"You, you even know this?"

"Huh. There are many mountains in S.M company, many factions, and naturally many ghosts. Don't worry about where the information comes from. Lin Dong raised two fingers, "There are two things to find you today." One, have you renewed your contract? ”

"Nonsense, if you don't renew the contract, where can you make a TV series? Where is the show for the host? ”

"Nerds are nerds, just give a female number two and send it away." Lin Dong shook his head and continued: "The second thing, go and help me be a lobbyist!" After that happens, I will never threaten you with that secret again. Deal? ”

"What lobbyist?"

"You'll find out soon."

(To be continued.) )