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Looking at the rogue rabbit who was about to laugh and smoke over, Lin Dong was not good. Being deceived by such a stupid and cute girl is really unacceptable.

"When I get the table open, you'll feel good."

The hand exerts force, and the skin seems to be lifted open. The table top is just at the waist position, and I can't kick my feet and can't hold my head, which is very uncomfortable.

"Let me go now, and you can still act as if nothing happened, otherwise ......"

"Pop" the rice ball accurately hit Lin Dong's mouth, "Huili brand rice, the aftertaste is endless." ”

Wasabi, a large lump of mustard exploded in the mouth, green tendons burst out, and tears were secreted involuntarily. Lin Dongqiang endured his nausea and swallowed the rice ball raw.

"Hani, Min-hee, help me!"

"I'm sorry, we're members of Girls-Day now." Hani and Minhee stand aside holding hands, making it clear that they want to watch the show.

Looking at the ill-intentioned teasers, Lin Dong coaxed, "Let me go, and I'll invite you to a big dinner tomorrow." ”

"Phew, who doesn't want your meal." Jin Yarong took out a watercolor pen from his coat pocket and began to create art on Lin Dong's face, "Let you release my pigeon and die." ”

"Ernie, I want it too." Lee Wai-ri found something interesting, and instantly dropped the rice ball and turned to oil painting creation.

"Well, you come and paint the beard."

Fang Minya, the hooligan rabbit who watched the play, was not to be outdone, and took out the tomato sauce that had been prepared for a long time, "Then I'll help him dye his hair, it's red, it should be very handsome." ”

The three young girls of '92, '93, and '94 smeared Lin Dong's face wantonly, completely unaware of what they were afraid of.

"Park Suzhenxi, are you managing your team like this?"

"Inside." Park Suzhen expressed her support for the members with practical actions, took out her mobile phone, and aimed at Lin Dong's face, "1, 2, 3 eggplant!" ”

"We have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, so why bother to force each other?"

"You release my pigeons."

"You're singing a sensual love song to Yura, but you're very attentive."

"Your princess hugged Yuraoni and committed indecent assault."

……

A series of trivial "crimes" made Lin Dong stunned, the little girl's world is really simple. "Is that okay? Let me go, or you're welcome. ”

"Later, more on that later. I'm sure you'll be embarrassed today, and there are a lot of people waiting to see your new look. ”

"Why are you pushing me?" Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, it is difficult to be a good person, I wanted to adopt my heart and take refuge in my Buddha, but now I have to break my vows.

His hands couldn't break free from the table, but Lin Dong's palm rotated up ninety degrees, and the table also rotated ninety degrees. The tabletop, which was originally horizontal, has become vertical, and there is an extra space between the hands.

Lin Dong held the table high above the top and rushed towards Jin Yarong.

The girl was stupid, but subconsciously closed her eyes tightly and put her hands in front of her face. But I didn't feel the pain of being smashed by the table, I only felt the table top rubbing my back.

When Jin Yarong opened his eyes again, Lin Dong was in front of him, hugged by iron arms on both sides, and behind him was a vertical tabletop, and there was no way to escape.

"Girl, you're in trouble." The situation reversed in an instant, the identities of the hunter and the prey were reversed, Lin Dong smiled proudly, "Hehe, guess how I will punish you?" ”

"Help, sisters! ……”

Before Yura's cry for help was finished, her mouth was sealed by Lin Dong, and an evil tongue broke in, turning the river and the sea.

The plot melee is too fast, and the onlookers can only watch the wonderful kiss scene in amazement.

For a long, long time, the kiss did not stop until the brain was deprived of oxygen.

"I'll collect some interest today, and I'll settle accounts with you later."

"Phew, rascal!"

"Huh. If you have the guts, say it again. ”

Jin Yarong pursed his lips tightly, not daring to die again at all.

"Now you know you're scared, right?" Lin Dong looked around and glared at a few teases viciously, "Why don't you hurry up and get warm water to help me soften those glues?" Do you want Jin Yarong to be kissed by me until she dies? ”

"Ahh After a burst of chickens and dogs, Lin Dong finally regained his freedom.

"The glue is afraid of hot water, and it will be soft after soaking for a while. is like a beauty, no matter how dark and cunning she is, she can't do it. Because I can't help but soak. Lin Dong patted Fang Minya's round face, "You are the mastermind, right?" ”

"No, it's not." The rogue rabbit shrugged his head, with an embarrassed face, and his strength was cute.

"I hate people who are irresponsible and don't dare to take the consequences......"

"It's me, I'm doing it." The rogue rabbit instantly burst into flames and raised his arms high.

"You're still so arrogant after doing bad things?"

Fang Minya's funny emoji couldn't go on, and she cried with a sad face, "It's none of my business, it's all planned by Yuraoni." ”

"Hehe, her punishment, in fact, has already been arranged, the next issue of "The Law of the Jungle" Lin Dong swept the surrounding circle of beauties, "One or two, they can't run, and they line up to star in "The Law of the Jungle". ”

Hani had already talked to Lin Dong about starring in variety shows, but now he found that he seemed to have fallen into a pit, "Oppa, isn't "Law of the Jungle" a travel show?" ”

"It will be broadcast at 10 p.m. on October 21st, and now it's almost started, you can see for yourself, hehe."

"Whoosh" A few comics instantly rushed to the hall on the first floor.

Only Zhu Minxi was left standing in place, talking to Lin Dong alone, "Oppa, why do you still kiss Yura like Xiao Lioni?" ”

"Isn't that weird?"

"Inside."

Lin Dong picked up Minxi's chin and covered it with his big mouth unscrupulously......

"Still think weird?"

Zhu Minxi touched her slightly red and swollen lips, "How can you do this?!" ”

"I'm like this, come and bite me if you don't accept it!"

Shrugging his shoulders and clapping his hands, Lin Dong turned around and left.

**********

"The Law of the Jungle", as a new attempt at variety shows, has attracted the attention of countless people. The "RM" party, which also belongs to SBS TV, sat in the hall on the first floor and waited for the broadcast to start.

"Lin Dong, do you have confidence in the show?" Liu Zaishi asked with concern.

According to common sense, "RM" should be worried that the ratings of "Law of the Jungle" are too high and forcibly occupy the resources of the TV station. But Liu Zaishi didn't, there were too many programs in his hands, and he didn't have the energy to care about the intrigues.

"I think it can surpass the ratings of 'RM.'" Lin Dong still lit a cigarette and squatted in the corner, the hard life in Africa was really unbearable.

"How is that possible? We're already over 20% of the ratings, and "RM" is on Sunday prime. "The Law of the Jungle" is only on Friday night at 10 o'clock. ”

"If you ask that, I'll answer that. Believe it or not. ”

People who are not familiar with Lin Dong only think that he is bragging, but familiar friends have to pay attention to this show.

Yoo Jae-seok: "I heard the rumors of the Arts and Energy Bureau, if it doesn't reach the average rating of 10%, this show will be cut. On the contrary, if the ratings exceed 20%, then there is no need to wait for the arrangement, and the filming of the second season will start directly. ”

"Then I may have to go abroad again soon, and I have to arrange other things quickly."

"So confident?"

"Look, here we go."

……

The opening scene is unusually cold, and five men meet at the airport and stupidly embark on an adventure.

Then he was forced to spend more than 20 hours in economy class. It made the audience shake their heads, and it wasn't anything special.

The style of painting has changed.

The continent's vast landscapes are even more moving when edited; A variety of wild animals roam the plains, which also makes people yearn for it.

"It's so cool to have a travel show like this."

"It's so beautiful, it turns out that Africa is not as miserable as I imagined."

"Lin Dong, let's exchange. You come to shoot "RM", I'll shoot "Law of the Jungle""

Lin Dong smiled and shook his head, "After you read it, if you are still willing to change, just come to me." ”

As soon as the words ended, the real adventure began on TV.

The rubber raft went upriver in the river full of crocodiles, and the audience all held their breath, for fear of alarming the crocodiles on TV, and they had a full sense of substitution.

As soon as I landed on Crocodile Island, I was confronted by a poisonous snake looming in the sand.

Then all kinds of snakes, insects, rats and ants took turns to appear, scaring the audience to the core.

In the end, the first episode freezes the scene of Lin Dong catching pheasants, with thorns and thorns all over his body, but he smiles brightly.

Everyone was silent, and they hadn't come back to their senses.

Liu Renna was the first to speak, and asked Lin Dong, "Is this all true?" ”

Lin Dong shrugged, "There is some post-processing, but there is not much difference." ”

"This, this ......"

"Take a break, the next episode will be more exciting. The first episode of the two episodes will be broadcast in a row. Lin Dong said hello, walked to the window and smoked in a daze, the content of the next episode was already known, and he really didn't want to watch it again.

Hunger, fatigue, and constant threats to the lives of venomous snakes and crocodiles.

Except for Lin Dong, the other male hosts couldn't bear it and cried one after another.

Lin Dong's "Loser" sounded at the right time as BGM.

"Loser, alone, reckless coward

Badass of bad conduct, you in the mirror

Just-a-loser, a stupid man with only wounds left

Filthy garbage, me in the mirror

Truth be told, the world has never been a match for me

For me who is lonely

The so-called love has long been forgotten for a long time

……

i\'m-a-loser”

In the music of the loser, Lin Dong holds a bundle of ropes and walks towards the crocodile.

"Ahh

"Wow!"

All kinds of exclamations came and went, but the show ended there. To find out what happens next, stay tuned for the next episode.

"Damn."

"Curse the editor of "Law of the Jungle" to have a son, Mu Youdingding."

"What happened to you?"

After cursing a few words, the audience all turned to look at Lin Dong, who was lonely by the window smoking a cigarette.

There is admiration, doubt, worry, and even mockery in his eyes, this person is really stupid.

But Lin Dong doesn't care, "There won't be spoilers." ”

Jin Yarong raised his hand weakly, "I, can I not go?" ”

"Hehe, guess."

(To be continued.) )