Chapter 019: Impermanence

When I heard this sentence, I burst into tears, what kind of trouble is this, I can only say that I am too lucky, I met the bull head and horse face before, I was beaten half dead, and now I meet black and white impermanence, if this is with the white impermanence in front of me, I will definitely die. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I couldn't wait to kneel down for Bai Wuchang, but the soul had completely disobeyed his own call, Bai Wuchang waved the spirit stick in his hand, and my body involuntarily floated over, only to see Hei Wuchang coming over with an iron chain in an instant.

I wanted to cry without tears, and explained again and again: "Master Impermanence, I, I'm not left behind, I'm not left behind, I have hardships, I have hardships." ”

Bai Wuchang sneered, frowned, stared at me, and said: "It's all here, what are the troubles, if you really have any troubles, you can't go back to the yang world to complete it, and you should abide by this rule here, no way, this rule is that you can't turn back on the road to the underworld, go with the master, so as not to suffer from the flesh and skin." ”

These words were like a sharp knife stabbing me in the heart, and I couldn't stand it.

I was obviously very excited, looked at Bai Wuchang excitedly, and said anxiously: "Master Impermanence, I am a human being, I was brought in by a ghost by mistake, my Yangshou should not come to an end, please, you are merciful, let me go!" ”

To be honest, my words were indeed mild, and Black and White Impermanence obviously didn't take my plea seriously, but my words intrigued Black and White Impermanence.

Black impermanence approached Bai impermanence, muttering: "You said that what this kid said is true or false, think about it carefully, it is also that ordinary people who die are brought back to the underworld by black and white impermanence ghosts, it stands to reason that we will put handcuffs on ghosts, and now I see that this kid seems to have no handcuffs on his hands, this ghost must not break free from the yin and yang handcuffs on his hands for no reason, is it true that it is the same as what this kid said, his yang life is not over?" ”

Bai Wuchang listened to Hei Wuchang's words, his eyes rolled, and he thought: "If this kid really has an unfinished lifespan, we will bring him back, and then the king of Hades will let the judge verify his identity and verify that this soul is really not full of life, and we brought it, that is, it is not a merit, and he will definitely detain this basin on us, saying that we hooked the wrong soul, you must know that the king of Hades loves to let the black pot be carried below, and we can't afford this black pot!" ”

Hei Wuchang nodded again and again, and then said: "What you said is very reasonable, I thought that the leak was carelessly dropped by my previous colleagues, and I thought about bringing it back to make meritorious service, but now that I think about it, it is really difficult to do, I think we will first check whether this person is really unfinished, quickly, take out the book of life and death." ”

Bai Wuchang didn't say a word, he took out a book from his waist, it seemed to be a booklet, the booklet was densely written on it, and Hei Wuchang yelled at me: "Boy, what's your name?" ”

I only heard Hei Wuchang ask me my name, and I almost had a hope of seeing life, and replied again and again: "I, my name is Yin Bailing, Yin and Yang Yin, Thousand Eight Hundred Bai, and Lingqi Ling." ”

Hei Wuchang was obviously impatient, and scolded: "Ask your name, why do you talk so much nonsense when we don't know words, and report your ID number." ”

When I heard the words black impermanence, I was really thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, and I also have an ID card in this underworld? Out of curiosity, I looked at the black impermanence and couldn't help muttering: "Grandpa impermanence, there is also an ID card in this underworld?" ”

Hei Wuchang glared at me instantly, with a black face, and replied: "Oh, look at you like this, you look down on us, don't you think that we underground ghosts don't even have ID cards, you bastard, what you have in the yang world, we have everything in the underworld, less nonsense, if the skin is itchy and the voice is screaming, the stick in our hands will also hurt." ”

I saw Hei Wuchang wave the spirit stick in his hand, I shrank back again and again, signaling that I didn't dare, only to hear Hei Wuchang continue: "The last four digits of the ID card, say." ”

I replied slowly, "6897." ”

I saw that as soon as I reported this number, Bai Wuchang had already turned to a page, and after reading it, he immediately pulled off Hei Wuchang's clothes and handed it to Hei Wuchang to see, and the two of them looked at each other after reading it.

Seeing this scene, I am also very strange, but I am also sure that I will not die for a while before my yang life is exhausted, and I can't help but have some small surprises in my heart.

Bai Wuchang dragged Hei Wuchang and said: "Old Hei, what should I do, this kid's longevity is not over, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse to bring this back, what to do?" ”

Hei Wuchang pondered and muttered, "Yes, this is very tricky, but how did this kid come to this underworld?" ”

When Bai Wuchang heard this, he immediately frowned, and replied: "It seems that this is not a good thing, this thing is too weird, I don't know the reason for this, we don't know the reason for this, just treat people in the underworld in a daze, just do it well, nothing is wrong, we have to carry the black pot for Hades again, do you remember last time, Hades went to Lei Gong's to drink, and when he was drunk, he returned to the underworld and urinated at his desk, and the next day we went to the office early, and the Hades said that I urinated twice, and this is not until now, and I haven't paid my salary for two months, so I see that I do less and make fewer mistakes." , It's not good to do it, anyway, this person is not one of the ones we want to hook the soul, and we are not derelict in our duties, who cares about who cares, we pretend not to see it. ”

Hei Wuchang looked at Bai Wuchang and thought, "What do you mean, are you letting him go?" ”

Bai Wuchang nodded, Hei Wuchang always felt that it was inappropriate, touched his chin with his hand, and then said: "This is caught and caught now, if it is released, it is not a matter, in case it is checked above, we caught this kid at the beginning, and let it go again, if there is really something, treat us for the crime of neglecting official duties, we still have to eat and walk around." ”

Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang grinding and chirping, and suddenly became impatient, and muttered: "You, you, hey, then what do you say, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you say?" ”

Hei Wuchang pondered for a while, and said quite entangledly: "Yes, it's difficult, I knew that we didn't want to catch it, but now it's quite tangled, I'm afraid that this kid's life is not over, and he committed suicide by cutting into the queue to come here, or for other reasons, if we turn a blind eye, this will be a dereliction of duty, and I don't have the instrument around to check what is going on with this kid, how should this be good, not to catch it, not to let it go." ”

Bai Wuchang seemed to think of something, and immediately said: "Lao Hei, let's not be like this, you and I are going to take these ghosts to the underworld anyway, and we will also pass by the underworld temple, let's take this kid with us first, we will all have to rest in the underworld temple halfway, it is better to kick this kid to the steward of the underworld temple halfway, what do you think?" This is not my two dereliction of duty, if there is anything to do, all the basins will be deducted from the steward of the Difu Temple. ”

When Hei Wuchang heard Bai Wuchang's opinion, he nodded again and again.

I looked at the black and white impermanence and discussed for so long, what the hell is going on, as the saying goes, money can make the grinding ghost, my brain instantly brightened, just waiting for the black and white impermanence to approach, I immediately said: "Two masters, you must also know about this matter, how about this, wait for me to return the yang, I will burn some paper money for the two of you, how about it?" ”

Hearing this, Black and White Impermanence glanced at each other, and said angrily: "Bastard, are you a bribe, how can we play this trick with you, don't talk nonsense, and go with us." ”

"300 billion, produced by Tiandi Bank."

I really can't help it, burning some paper money may be too little, Lao Tzu opened his mouth to 300 billion, or the Tiandi Bank, I don't believe that you are so honest in the underworld, I don't believe that you are not tempted.

As soon as this sentence was finished, Black and White Impermanence looked at me, as if the two of them were thinking about something at the same time, and for a moment, I saw Black Impermanence glance at Bai Impermanence, swallowed his saliva, and then said to me: "Well, is this matter, right, is it that your yang life is not over, and is it reasonable to return to the yang world!" However, that, you still have to go with us for the time being, we will take you to a place, if it really proves that you should not die, we will let you go, we can't catch the wrong person!. ”

Bai Wuchang also added instantly: "That, you know, 300 billion, it must be a hundred-yuan bill, those tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, we can't use it." ”

I looked at the black and white impermanence attitude of an instant 180-degree turn, I knew this, Lao Tzu would have used this trick a long time ago, but the paper money of the 300 billion Tiandi Bank is still 100 yuan bills, to be honest, this muttered in my heart, at least 100,000 yuan is needed, this is not a small amount, now I can only temporarily save my life, and wait until I return to the yang world to go wholesale.

Black impermanence still chained me, and I hung at the end of a line of souls, and in front of me was a young woman, who seemed to be not much different from me.

At this moment, I am also relieved, as long as this black and white impermanence does not take me to the underworld, my little life will be picked up.

Black and white impermanence muttered to each other, and began to continue to hurry, I also followed, I secretly glanced at the woman in front of me a few times, not to mention that it was quite beautiful, it was a beauty embryo.

I patted her shoulder with my hand, although it was very difficult to wear handcuffs, but it was quite smooth, she turned her head and looked at me.

The first thing I said was, "You're so beautiful!" How did you die? ”

Sure enough, it was a failure, this sentence didn't show any good words from the other party, only to see the female ghost sneered: "I looked better when I died, do you want to see it?" ”

I instantly felt the bones behind me freeze into ice, shook my head again and again, and the female ghost turned her head over.

I wanted to have a conversation, but it seems that the technology is still not up to par, and it is not good to pick up girls in the yang, but this is still the ghost in the underworld, and the mud can't support the wall.

I don't know where the black and white impermanence went, I saw a temple not far away, there was a big pool behind the temple, and the black and white impermanence took us into the temple, and then locked it in the temple courtyard, and I don't know where the two people went.

Staying in this courtyard felt cold inexplicably, and I didn't know what place this was, but slowly a figure began to appear in front of me, why is this figure so familiar.

He grew closer, more familiar. (To be continued.) )