"Guest? Don't do it! ”

Lin Dong received a call from Liu Dashen, and thought that the "RM" party had a dinner party after recording the show. rushed over but was such an invitation to the show, which was really unappetizing.

"Help, there's a lack of guests today. You are now a big man, yes......" Liu Zaishi used language offensive as always.

"Don't. It's just that I recorded a broken show with you, so that it can be popular? Then the star is too worthless. Lin Dong pointed to the scumbag on his face, "And I don't want to be a star at all." Now I don't even dare to shave my beard, for fear that those brain-dead fan girls will recognize me. ”

"Brother Lin Dong, you can be content, someone will surround you for an autograph when you record an episode of the show. I recorded "RM" for half a year, and no one cared about my beard, and no one cared about shaving my beard. Giraffe Lee Kwang-so complained.

Lee Kwang-so's professionalism is undoubted, and he pretends to be crazy and stupid in the show, rolling and splashing; But the audience will remember him, but they will not be surrounded by girls asking for autographs. South Korea's brain-dead fan girl is so realistic, everything depends on her appearance.

Others also complained that they would not be surrounded by girls. This is a sad topic, except for Song Joong Ki, the fan base of the other "RM" male hosts is dominated by aunts.

"Lin Dong, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings, look at how much everyone envy you." Liu Zaishi started the second bomb of language bombing, "You are also a little famous now, record another issue of "RM" to consolidate your popularity, this star road will be stable, and it will ...... in the future"

"Stop! When did I say I wanted to be a star? Lin Dong took advantage of the fact that before everyone started eating, he first filled a bowl of miso soup without saliva, "I'm not short of money, why should I be a star?" ”

"Ugh!" Everyone is dumbfounded, they add up to less than 6% of Kakao's shares, and Lin Dong alone has 28.5%, as long as the stock ban is lifted, this guy who always works as a temporary worker is a billionaire. Most of the celebrities just eat with their mouths, and slogans such as "for the dream" are purely to fool the audience.

Liu Zaishi had nothing to do, so he had to use a bitter trick, "I played a package ticket with Zhao Xiaozhen's general PD, and I will definitely find a guest to star." The meeting is about to start, where do you let me find another guest......"

“stop！” Lin Dong carefully observed Liu Zaishi's expression, "Brother Zaishi, don't lie to me." Repetitive tricks didn't work for me. With your connections, you can bring in a group of free guests with just a phone call. ”

"Well, I'm not going to talk nonsense with you. At the shareholders' meeting a few days ago, I supported you so much; Now please do this for you, to help or not to help? Liu Zaishi threw out the king bomb at the bottom of the pressure box.

"Help!"

Lin Dong had no choice but to nod. It is only natural to repay debts.

The debt of human affection is even more complicated, you pay me back, I pay you back, and I come and go, and the favor is even more entangled.

"Let's get down to business, let's eat."

"Let's go, I'll eat it!"

Several people pick and choose fat and thin in the same bowl of miso soup. Lin Dong secretly praised himself for serving the soup in advance, and at the same time he was a little gloomy, perhaps this was the source of his troubles.

After all, it is a Chinese, and I can't even accept the habit of drinking soup, not to mention the differences in other aspects.

……

"Lin Dongxi, can you change your look? This kind of outfit is really a little, a little offbeat. The corners of the assistant's mouth twitched, and he couldn't bear to look at it.

"It's not up to you. The program team can only ask to wear designated clothes, and has no right to interfere with my makeup. "Other celebrities may be polite to these PDs, but Lin Dong is not cowardly at all, I am a temporary worker, who am I afraid of!

"Which company are you, you ......" The assistant PD pointed to Lin Dong and couldn't go on halfway through, and the other party seemed to be in a state of no one to watch.

"Don't point a finger, my temper has flare-up, and even I am afraid of myself. The whole RM crew knew I wasn't very good-tempered. ”

"Inside. Please get ready, and in about two minutes, you will be able to enter when you hear the host announce the curtain. ”

The assistant PD has also heard the legend of Dongge, and he can't admit it. The first time I met such a strange guest who had no desire and no desire, he didn't follow the previous routine at all, and the assistant PD could only admit that he was unlucky.

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"Please have a composer who has been very popular recently, an old friend of our "RM", from China, Lin ~~Dong~~"

Lin Dong took a deep breath and greeted him in style.

"Poof!"

"Wow~~"

"So? Who are you, quickly return Lin Dong to us! ”

The hosts of "RM" are in a mess, and all kinds of complaints come and go. It's all because of Lin Dong's sharp shape, the sharpness of "Brother Sharp".

The flowing mid-length wig, the embarrassed stubble, the spiced black face, and the cigarette-shaped biscuit. Even if the old mother wakes up, she may not be able to recognize Lin Dong.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Dong Smecta." Then there is no then, Lin Dong's show is purely to repay personal debts, and there is no need to carry private goods for publicity.

"Lin Dong come here, you should stand in the middle." Liu Zaishi dragged Lin Dong to the middle of the team, "The audience and friends of "RM" may not be familiar with the composer next to me, but in fact, Lin Dong is our old friend, who really started from this show to enter the entertainment industry. From the beginning, I was in charge of VJ......"

Brabula is a lot of Weishui family history gushing out, and Liu Zaishi takes care of the guests.

But Lin Dong didn't want to be so high-profile at all, so he had to pull the corners of his mouth at the camera and make a wild cool smile, "In Brother Shi, don't talk nonsense." Let's start recording the show. ”

"Yes, Brother Shi is too nagging, it's all nonsense. Lin Dong, let's be on the first team. The clever ghost HaHa jumped to Lin Dong's side to "hug his thigh" as soon as possible.

"And me! I'm Photon. Brother Lin Dong, don't abandon me. Lee Kwang-so was even more excessive, really lying on the ground and hugging Lin Dong's thigh, performing hard.

At this time, other people also reacted, everyone knew the roots, and they were very clear about Lin Dong's ability, and they were definitely the first choice to form a team.

Song Ji-hyo is a man of action, stepping up to Lin Dong's side, pushing HaHa and kicking Lee Kwang-so to eliminate all the competitors. Then he blinked his big eyes and discharged at Lin Dong. is worthy of being a professional actor, without saying a word, his eyes speak for themselves.

"Jihyo, it's Monday." Gary, the hero of the Monday couple, was not happy.

Song Zhixiao rolled his eyes and stretched out his hand to hold Lin Dong's arm, "Song Zhixiao can't record the show when he asks for leave, I'm the substitute host, my name is Qian Chenglin!" ”

"Is that okay?" Everyone was defeated by Song Ji-hyo's explanation.

Knowing that these people's actions are performative, Lin Dong is still very happy in his heart, Dongge's force value is still quite mixed up in reality shows. (To be continued.) )