17. Chapter 17
The first guest to step into the izakaya was a man wearing a pigtail, a Konoha vest, and a shinobi dress. He was followed by a yellow-haired man who was also obviously a ninja, both of whom were in their early thirties, and looked very familiar with A-Xing.
"A-Xing! Ask for beer! It's not easy for this guy to sneak out to drink without telling his wife! The man with the yellow ponytail shouted, "You must drink enough for a long time!" β
"It's Mr. Haiichi and Mr. Lujiu." Ah Xing swept away the malaise of the day and brought out a kind smile. She put her hands on Asami's shoulders and said, "Go get the wine, don't make a mistake about the cupboard." β
"Oh!" Nara Shikahisa looked at Asami, who was rubbing in front of the wine cabinet on tiptoe, and said, "I've hired a new person to help!" β
"yes." A-Xing echoed, looking at Asami's feet on the ground with a kind face, and said, "This child is called 'Okumishi', and I will pass on the piwa that I am proud of to her......"
This gentle and kind sentence frightened Asami's hand and almost smashed the wine bottle on the ground.
- Said that the real feather and the reflection of the glass yarn! Why did you change her name without permission!
"What a mouthful name." Yamanaka Haiichi sighed and said, "I can drink several sips of wine by pronouncing this name." β
Asami placed two bottles of cold beer in front of the two ninjas, and several guests dressed as civilians walked in at the door, and as soon as they entered, they began to shout what they wanted to eat.
Unlike the previous job at the ninja school, the job at the izakaya was obviously more troublesome. The teacher would be respected by the students and ninjas, but a little girl who was in charge of serving wine and washing dishes obviously wouldn't. Guests who like to drink at an izakaya may not be very polite.
With just one glance, Asami memorized the numbers and prices of all the liquor in the cupboard. The price at the checkout is clear, and it is even more difficult to deal with than the dime and a dime.
"You're miscalculated, right? Little girl. You counted 200 yen more. β
"No, not much. Well. β
"Little sister, you just counted two hundred yen."
Asami, who was holding the bill ......, was silent for a while, and said, "Please forgive me for telling the truth, throughout the ages, it has never been difficult for those who lack integrity due to petty profits. The so-called people who have big tools are upright in history, and they never stick to small profits but abide by small letters. This means that human greed can cost humanity a greater future, and that the money for a few drinks may make an already predestined fate even more difficult......"
Asami spoke quickly, and the words she used were written again, bluffing the two guests who were worried about the wine money, and before she knew it, she found her wallet.
Yamanaka Haiichi, who had watched the whole process from the sidelines, also had a solemn look on his face, and then he patted the drunken Nara Shikaku next to him and said, "This little girl can really speak." β
The red-faced Nara Shikahisa spread his wallet on the table very happily, and dragged Yamanaka Kaichi out with him. He completely forgot that he still had the mission money, ninja qualification certificate, and other identification information in his wallet, and drunkenly boasted about his son as he walked.
"Shikamaru can play shogi at a young age! Can you? β
"Of course I can't...... I'm not interested in shogi...... Don't go there! Shikahisa! The Uchiha Guard will patrol the streets! When they see a drunk, they ask, aren't you most afraid of trouble? β
"Oh, thick wallet......" Ah Xing stared at the wallet on the bar and rubbed her hands. She hesitated for a moment, looked at a few customers in the store, and then shouted to Asami, "Okumishi! Give the wallet back to Mr. Kaku! Draw a small one to calculate the running fare! β
"Wait...... Who is Ogilvy? Asami picked up the purse that had been placed on the bar.
"You." Ah Xing said: "If you don't like it, I'll change your name again." How about being called 'Kaori'? β
"No-no-no-" Asami quickly grabbed her purse, sat down in front of the door and began to rummage through her shoes. Among the ninja shoes, she finally saw the pair of clogs prepared by A-Xing.
The streets are bustling with people. The shops were bustling with each other, and many drunken people were walking on the streets. The lights are shining on the ground of the street, and they are clearly extinguished. Asami pinched her purse, slipped through the two adults crowded next to each other, and ran in the direction where Shikaku and Haiyi had left.
- What a terrible thing it is for humans to get drunk! I don't remember anything!
It seems that alcohol is a deadly thing to the paralysis of the brain......
Asami ran in a hurry, and several people who gathered together to play cards saw Asami running in a hurry, and whistled at her for some reason. Passing through the card players and a large tree, Asami didn't stop in time and slammed into a man who was walking slowly, and Mr. Shikaku's wallet rolled to the ground.
Asami took a step back, touched her forehead, and couldn't help but say, "Hello...... It's hard ......."
Asami raised her head and looked at the person in front of her who was walking slowly and unreasonably. He was about twenty years old, silver-haired, masked, and wore a ninja forehead guard, and the reason why Asami hit her head was because he was wearing silver-white armor.
The silver-haired ninja who was hit by her also took a step back, and he bent down to pick up the wallet, and it happened that Mr. Shikaku's ninja qualification certificate showed a corner from it, and the dignified and solemn ID photo met him straight in the eye.
"Isn't this Mr. Shikaku's wallet?" A thick-eyed watermelon head beside him also came up: "How can it be in the hands of this guy?" It's ......"
The two of them looked away from Lu Jiu's photo and fell on the little girl in front of themβa thin figure, old-fashioned, stepping on a pair of clogs, with her sleeves pulled up high, and her hair tied into a soft and low-hanging braid. No matter how you look at it, it looks like ......
The silver-haired man had no pity for the young girl, and grabbed her wrist without saying a word, and said, "Mr. Shikaku is in front, and although he is drunk, he should know his wallet." β
With that, he dragged Asami forward. His palms are wide and strong, and the feeling of being dragged away makes Asami feel as if she was back in the time when Kurolo pulled out her handcuffs. Asami didn't understand why the silver-haired ninja and the watermelon head next to her were taking her to Nara Shikaku, but it would be good for someone to lead the way, so she followed quietly behind.
Nara Shikahisa and Yamanaka Kaichi hadn't gone far, and Shikahisa had drunk too much and was retching against the wall. When he looked up and saw Asami brought by the silver-haired ninja and the watermelon head, he was a little surprised and said, "Oh! Isn't this Miss O'Michi? β
"......" the corners of Asami's mouth twitched: "My name is Asami." β
"Is there anything wrong, Miss Okumeichi?" Lu Jiu covered the blush on his cheeks, and he spoke with a big grin.
"Your wallet ......"
"Your wallet ......"
Asami's and silver-haired ninja's voices overlapped.
"Kakashi!" Shikaku obviously knew the silver-haired young man, and then he looked down at the wallet in Kakashi's hand and said, "So I accidentally left my wallet in the store when I was paying." But how can it be in Kakashi's hands......"
Kakashi suddenly coughed lightly, lifted his half-drooped eyelids, and began to pretend to look around at the night scene.
"Hey, can you let me go?" Asami said.
Kakashi let go of his hand and calmly β‘β‘ his hand into his trouser pocket as if nothing had happened.
Asami withdrew her thin wrist, looked at the red marks on her arm, and began to sigh at the bad things about her young body - this time she came to Konoha Ninja Village again, but her body was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl. Although it didn't prevent her from experiencing the world, it made her a little dissatisfied.
Asami rubbed her wrist while giving a long lecture to Mr. Shikaku.
"Alcohol is a terrible thing, drinking too much can hurt the stomach, paralyze the nerves, and delay major events. Drinking alcohol in moderation can be pleasant and relaxing, but getting drunk is never advisable. At best, like Mr. Lu Jiu, he threw his wallet out and landed freely, or at worst, he came indefinitely. If the person who drinks alcohol is the decision-maker, it will cause a lot of trouble and harm to others......"
Several people were dumbfounded, watching as this part-time girl from an izakaya gave a lecture to Mr. Nara Kakusa, the head of the Nara clan and the Hokage's military advisor. The point is, perhaps because he was drunk, Nara Shikahisa listened very religiously, and nodded from time to time to show peace.
It is rare for an uncle in his thirties to be taught a lesson by a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl.
Moreover, because of his wife's strictness, Lu Jiu doesn't often come out to drink. It's rare to sneak out to drink, and there is such an adventure, so that Yamanaka Haiichi can't help but laugh secretly.
When Asami had enough, she walked through the crowd towards A-Xing's izakaya, leaving a back for the stunned men to admire.
"Kaori, you've been there for too long!" Ah Xing was a little dissatisfied: "I was lazy on the first day, don't you want to eat!" β
"Wait, who's Kaori?" Asami was a little skeptical.
"You." Ah Xing said lightly: "If you don't like it, you can change your stage name again......"
Asami: ......
"If you have to have a nice and awkward stage name, how about calling it 'Zhaofeng Hong'?" Asami put the clogs at the door, stepped on the wooden floor barefoot, and said, "In autumn, the maple leaves fade green and turn red in full bloom." The light of the Jiachuan River shines into the maple forest, making the singer fall for the red of the maple leaves. β
"No, it's better to smell good." A Xing said.
- Okay, good, good human beings, it's really troublesome......
When she introduced herself next time, she said, "I am a god who has lived in the Arakawa Shrine for generations, and I am ordered by heaven to live and kill with my palm, and I will lead the ordinary people through the Yellow Spring, and I will not have to suffer the suffering of the six people and eighteen people, and I will come to the world according to the wishes of the world." The stage name is Ogilvy Shihao Kaori Mayu Mei Ying Yarn, and she is good at wearing sunglasses and saying cross talk. What the? I can't even pronounce my stage name, do you still make a hammer wish? β